Kiwi Farms

... seriously, you guys have never had a janitor come in and rub creams and unguents into your burning asshole while making soothing noises like mum in a shitted up cubicle that reeks like dinnertime in hell?
She didn't gently move your cockles out the way, humming a lullaby as you wept with gratitude?

Weird, figured that was just part of the plumbing service.

Criticism

Lolcows

Lolcows are people whose eccentric behavior can be "milked" for entertainment.

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💪 Tough Guys Kennel Kickers / Ranked Material / Pud Pullers

Community Watch

Lolcows tend to congregate in communities of like-minded individuals.

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Soyjak.Party / The Sharty

Prime Cuts

Popular lolcows with extended lore that need their own boards.

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DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Internationale Clique

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PL Ogólny Wątek Polski

Stinkditch

“Being a trans woman isn't about trying to imitate women. It's about trying to be better than women.”

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Jaron Seth Bloshinsky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz

Lolcow General

Musings related to lolcows that don't quite fit anywhere else.

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Elon Derangement Syndrome + Grummz Derangement Syndrome

Criticism for Girls

Beauty Parlour

Cosplay, cat fights, and deathfats. A woman's space for feminine lolcows and all those caught in their orbit: friend and foe.

Threads: 366

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🤝 Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc)

Gorl Tawk

Off-topic discussion for gorls only.

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Makeup! Clothes! "Girly stuff" thread

Off-Topic

General Discussion

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How are you doing?

Art & Literature

For anything drawn or written, famous or personal.

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The Kiwifarms Unofficial Sci-Fi/Fantasy Book Club

The Bidness

Finance, business, cryptocurrency: all things money and bidness related.

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Job Hunting Tips and Tricks.

Food

Hungry Man instant meals, Doritos, and Coke Zero.

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Steve1989MREInfo / Steve1989 / Steve Thomas

Games

General discussion about specific games or related concepts and themes.

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Tekken 8

Health & Fitness

Discussion of sports, teams, physical wellness, Hulkamania, or anything about moving around doing stuff.

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Formula 1 Discussion

Internet & Technology

Hardware or software, consumer or corporate. All things on the online.

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Suggested Event: HolyC / TempleOS Gamejam or Hackathon

Live Talent

VTubers are a modern idol industry focused on human-operated animated characters.

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VTuber Sameko Saba 🐟

Multimedia

Talk about everything from the silver screen to instant streaming.

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Worst television episodes of all time?

Music

Talk about the Grateful Dead or non-Grateful Dead music.

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What are you listening to right now?

Q&A

Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

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Is bigfoot free?

Self-Sufficiency

Land, gardening, food, storage, protection, firearms, armor, defensive planning, forward thinking, and everything else your stir-crazy schizophrenic uncle Ted talks about.