EDD X - announcements

@everyone i need to get on pc & fix everything. gimme a minuteeee

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lulziez

@everyone i need to get on pc & fix everything. gimme a minuteeee

What happened

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NewNormFan1488

What happened

glorious fagtard

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NewNormFan1488

What happened

nothing happened. everything is perfectly normal

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nekomamushi no dan na ni ai ni ikou

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disregard that i suck cocks

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@everyone Happy Holocaust Remembrance Day! Today we remember that the "holocaust" wasn't real and we pray that a real one happens some time in the future, hopefully soon.

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SHABBAT SHALOM

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@everyone i need to get on pc & fix everything. gimme a minuteeee

@everyone i’ll get to it i jusr dont care that much

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@everyone Happy Black History Month, everyone! This Black History Month let us honor those who have helped to make blacks history. Here is a short list of some of the greatest makers of Black History:

Bernie Goetz
Derek Chauvin
Jim Jones
AIDS
Inner-City Gang Violence

And remember: Together we can all help to make blacks history!

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nigguuhhhhzz

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@everyone Kpop is banned.

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@everyone Korea no longer exists

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@everyone GUESS WHOSE CHURCH JUST GOT SHOT UP?

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why does moobrunes watch cartoons with pink princesses for little chinese girls and wear makeup and listen to boy bands is he gay or something

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@everyone officially 18

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@everyone officially 18

Happy birthday and congratulations on being too old for umk

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@everyone Aerith dies in FF7 Rebirth.

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spike spiegel dies at the end of outlaw star @everyone

5:06 AM

@everyone lulzies is actually a 47 year old black man cia agent named kreayshawn washington

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NewNormFan1488

spike spiegel dies at the end of outlaw star @everyone

that's cowboy bebop, nigga

GirlOnInternet

that's cowboy bebop, nigga

no, cowboy bebop is the one with the pink haired milf that metaphorically fucks a 14 year old with an electric guitar and she rides a scooter

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no, cowboy bebop is the one with the pink haired milf that metaphorically fucks a 14 year old with an electric guitar and she rides a scooter

oh

5:14 AM

classic cowboy bebop gif

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results of the dead baby competition: mine won for being a black and white set of aborted twins. see you next year

@everyone my hair is so fucking greasy rn it’s actually repulsive

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@everyone beautiful big titty butt naked women dont just fall out of the sky you know

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@everyone NIGGERS AND FAGS CAN'T HANDLE MY SWAG

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@everyone beautiful big titty butt naked women dont just fall out of the sky you know

they will when I rent a helicopter in the netherlands

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@everyone

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@everyone channels back

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@everyone @Deleted User

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i banned him

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@everyone the time is now two twenty six AM

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Click to see attachment 🖼️

@lulziez he's obviously an ephebophile, not a pedophile

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@everyone @Deleted User

Umk phenotype

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dont goon in my server

@everyone WISH A HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR NIGGA @NewNormFan1488 tongue

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@everyone Teletubbies is Super Sentai.

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@everyone March 18th is national pretend to be a big fat british guy day IVE CONQUERED ALL THE CHIPPIES IM NEVER GONNA STOP CHIPS AND PEAS AND GRAVY ILL EAT THE FUCKIN LOT PEPPERONI PIZZA AND CHICKEN VINDALOO IM A BIG FAT BASTARD CAUSE I LOVE MY FOCKIN FOOD

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John Shenmue pinned a message to this channel. 3/18/2024 1:32 AM

1:34 AM

1:39 AM

Old godzilla was fuckin around Tokyo city like a big playground When suddenly batman jizzed from the shade And hit godzilla with a bat cum spray @everyone

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@everyone

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@everyone https://store.steampowered.com/app/2863840/YIIK_Nameless_Psychosis/

YIIK Nameless Psychosis

Experience a sneak peek of YIIK I.V, a bold reimagining and expansion of YIIK: A Postmodern RPG! Step beyond Alex Eggleston's story and become the Nameless Child, a young girl pushed from a mysterious tower. Guide her through a surreal dimension where she must find a way to save both the Good Brother and the Bad Brother. Featuring: New Battle Sy...

Release Date

Apr 4, 2024

8:34 PM

NEW YIIK BETA

GirlOnInternet

@everyone

This could be us but u playin

NewNormFan1488

This could be us but u playin

quit sweet talkin my bitch NIGGA

@everyone

SPOILER

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Fupa is the ugliest word in the English language

https://youtu.be/cxf_6A7IT9E?si=mjovZub1zMNMoqZr

Owen Kung

The Story and Real History of YAKUB

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@everyone 5000 word essay on yakub or you're gettig banned

Konrad Curze started a thread. 3/27/2024 7:58 PM

Or

choose your team heaven or hell FIGHT @everyone

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@everyone HAPPY TRANS DAY OF VISIBILITY EVERYPONY

@everyone

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1:24 AM

this is now a kpop faggot server

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only kpop faggotry is allowed here, post faggy looking asian guys

SPOILER

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@everyone please ignore chimp. kpop is still banned

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https://twitter.com/Dexerto/status/1774815575736217800?t=6HEXh_RWLX08zSeBEFTdqg&s=19

Dexerto (@Dexerto) on X

Discord is reportedly rolling out sponsored ads soon Via WSJ

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This discord is brought to you by raid shadow legends

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Happy national dip your cock in battery acid day @everyone

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you need a day for that?

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hi

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@everyone the world is ending tomorrow

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@everyone the world is ending tomorrow

God I hope so we deserve it

NewNormFan1488

God I hope so we deserve it

if it is god’s plan then it is god’s plan. no reason to be afraid if you know you will get into heaven!!!

2:51 AM

CHIMPLORD PLEASE REPENT AND FROLIC IN FEILDS OF DAISYS WITH ME IN HEAVEN

I accept Jesus Christ into my heart as my lord and savior

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thank goodness

i will see u on the other side my brother in christ

everyone make sure to drink the conspicuous bottle of fruit punch we mailed you tomorrow

2:52 AM

we ARE going on that mothership

11:53 AM

Dawn of the final day

@everyone i will miss u guys

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i won't you guys suck

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sidenote @everyone the eclipse was AWESOME!

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sidenote @everyone the eclipse was AWESOME!

https://discord.gg/cnH5FtNS?event=1227074789433282651 @everyone

FUCK it (Laminates your clitoris)

@everyone happy Eid Al-Fitr everyone

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@everyone RIP to this absolute LEGEND https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54suX77LUlY

SKelloggz

OJ Simpson Stabbing Vine

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@everyone https://www.sanfranchronicle.com/oj-simpson-confesses-to-family-on-deathbed-gryptk

O.J. Simpson confesses to family on deathbed

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@everyone we havin' BBQ tonight. For more info on how to attend please go to: https://archive.ph/Hf2c9

I have set myself on fire outside the Trump Trial.

archived 19 Apr 2024 18:51:24 UTC

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Yung Crispy

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@everyone HAPPY COLUMBINE DAY!

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@everyone HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HITLER!

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@everyone HAPPY WEED!

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/879483665493680169/1231091096474357761/78451722-AEF5-4EFB-8D4F-4DB684C0023E.mp4?ex=66248e6d&is=66233ced&hm=9c5e16e64cd2176b3edef0d9d30ba7ce2856d2fb157ffce0afc0dc5a12934fd0&

WOOOOOOOOO!!!!

April 30th

@everyone

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@everyone

11-year-old bitch who's also his daughter

Now that ED is dead forever this is now a Dan Schneider fan server, can't deride the Schneide

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@everyone

https://twitter.com/PlayStation/status/1787331667616829929

PlayStation (@PlayStation) on X

Helldivers fans -- we’ve heard your feedback on the Helldivers 2 account linking update. The May 6 update, which would have required Steam and PlayStation Network account linking for new players and for current players beginning May 30, will not be moving forward. We’re still…

1:13 PM

ABSOLUTE GAMER VICTORY

NewNormFan1488

Now that ED is dead forever this is now a Dan Schneider fan server, can't deride the Schneide

i cant even agree with this jokingly my heart breaks everyday for his victims

8:19 PM

justice 4 amanda bynes @everyone

@everyone æ merch

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omg its my poster

weeb

GirlOnInternet

weeb

hatsune miku is NOT anime

Konrad Curze started a thread. 5/8/2024 9:34 AM

@everyone PAX has shut down ED because he was tired of all the minors who were using the site. If you want to blame someone for the site being down then please know that it's Moonrunes' fault.

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Wyyzrd started a thread. 5/9/2024 3:20 AM

GirlOnInternet

@everyone PAX has shut down ED because he was tired of all the minors who were using the site. If you want to blame someone for the site being down then please know that it's Moonrunes' fault.

tell him to bring it back wtf

@everyone chimplord for ED president 2024

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@everyone Happy Mother's Day to your mom. Tell her I'm up for fucking her in the ass again.

GirlOnInternet

@everyone Happy Mother's Day to your mom. Tell her I'm up for fucking her in the ass again.

youre my mom

I sound like a better one than your actual mom and that's fucking depressing. (edited)

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I sound like a better one than your actual mom and that's fucking depressing. (edited)

happy mothers day goi

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As the new owner of encyclopedia dramatica I am legally entitled to a gf so one of you is gonna have to bite the bullet @comp

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@everyone We are currently hitting the griddy for ukraine. Vladimir Putin, you had better be scared. We are getting wins in fortnite for ukraine and hitting the griddy. Fortnite,

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First Arrest: Never do it again, marry a wife. Second Arrest: You are now a prostitutes connossiuer, or if a female, an undercover officer. Mob Brutality: Register this guy as a cop, and take a snitch to Office of Naval Intelligence, whatever you can find; a foreign espionage busted you. Third Arrest: You are done for, you didn't obey the code. Surgical Procedure: Snitch to the FBI, as Hitler, on Christmas, you've been suborned into a politician.

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First: Marijuana, 3.5 grams. Mob Brutality: US Army Intelligence draft, B-Rock, EON. Snitch on Queen Elizabeth II and MI-6 Mossad. Second Arrest: Dropout from UMass-Amherst, suicide attempt. Surgical Procedure: Snitch on Dr. Joshua Golden, Swirlyman; individual publicly posted on State Police website, Mass.Gov.

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Christiano Marisco, I notice you there, silent.

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The judge's son.

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I had you given a movie, the Joker, Palmach, is now you.

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You were played be Joaquain Phoenix.

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I'm just Riddler, a CIA theorist in a difficult time.

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We're all mobsters with a detention slip.

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I attended a challenging public school, where everyone else had mentors.

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I designed a tadpole biome out of two plastic two liter bottles, without help from my parents.

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Konrad Curze started a thread. 5/31/2024 7:02 AM

@everyone Freddy Fagbear wishes you all a gay Pride Month.

@everyone fore tenty

@everyone lulziez encyclopedia dramatica takeover 2024 derp

https://dramatica.wtf/threads/lulziez-for-edf-mod-petition.2213/

lulziez for EDF mod petition

i am lulziez i would make the best edf mod because i am lulziez and i would make the best edf mod ! vote for lulziez in this 2024 election !

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Im a gyatt

I'm a Sigma

What the hell am I rizzing here

I'm in Ohio

He's fanum tax agaiiiiiiiin

NewNormFan1488

Im a gyatt

I'm a Sigma

What the hell am I rizzing here

I'm in Ohio

He's fanum tax agaiiiiiiiin

banned.

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In order to get the @nice penis role you must dm me with proof

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In order to get the @nice penis role you must dm me with proof

so all of these people showed you their peener…..?

yes, although i gave it to some of them for nice penis pics they sent earlier

11:52 AM

you're a special case, it's rumored that you're a tranny

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you're a special case, it's rumored that you're a tranny

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@everyone who wants ownership of the server

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@everyone worst candidates only

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@everyone who wants ownership of the server

Give it to sheik sultan

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Or hypeshot

NewNormFan1488

Give it to sheik sultan

this is good i like this

Why are u abdicating your throne

i dunno gna leave and never come back verycool

I would say baka or goi are good

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@everyone @AzrielDan is your new leader. lulziez is now but a fuzzy memory

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The lulziez is gone now despair_becometroll

Now as your Discord overlord I must say there will be

MORE GORE
MORE PORN (same as gore in a way)
MORE LULZ
MORE RACISM
ALL LULZCOWS WOULD BE MADE FUN OF!
ALL NIGGAS WOULD BE RAPED

~~Love you all my lil fags! ❤️~~

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tby started a thread. 6/16/2024 5:16 PM

The Game started a thread. 6/17/2024 6:03 AM

@everyone we are at https://encyclopediadramatica.gay and https://forums.encyclopediadramatica.gay (edited)

Dramatica Forums

EDF VI : Return of the Lulz

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@everyone please be aware that alleged spoilers for Shadow of the Erdtree have begun leaking. If you do not wish to know that Miquella and Radahn ran off to the Land of Shadow to have gay buttsecks with each other then please be careful to avoid these spoilers on the server. It turns out that the Miquella that Mohg was fucking was actually a copy. And the Radahn that you and Malenia fought was also a copy. The real Miquella betrayed Malenia and ran off with Radahn. And the real Radahn betrayed Leonard and ran off with Miquella. Mohg is a massive cuck.

GirlOnInternet

@everyone please be aware that alleged spoilers for Shadow of the Erdtree have begun leaking. If you do not wish to know that Miquella and Radahn ran off to the Land of Shadow to have gay buttsecks with each other then please be careful to avoid these spoilers on the server. It turns out that the Miquella that Mohg was fucking was actually a copy. And the Radahn that you and Malenia fought was also a copy. The real Miquella betrayed Malenia and ran off with Radahn. And the real Radahn betrayed Leonard and ran off with Miquella. Mohg is a massive cuck.

How the fuck does radahns penis fit inside of miquella, that'd be like trying to stick your dick in an ant

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That spoiler does upset me but only because it doesn't make any damn sense

@everyone GENERAL RADAHN CONFIRMED ON EPSTEIN FLIGHT LOGS

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forgor to announce that lulziez is back, welcome back my lord.

Konrad Curze started a thread. 6/20/2024 10:56 AM

@lulziez welcome back

lulziez

@everyone fart nigga shit butt

you have such a way with words

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@everyone they are cracking down on EDDX and changed the discord invite on EDF to the fake æ server

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aka this is the worst day of my life

@everyone praise GOI

@everyone post gore and scat to please GOI

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https://t.me/EncyclopediaDramatica_chat

Encyclopædia Dramatica Chat

You can view and join @EncyclopediaDramatica_chat right away.

8:06 AM

SCHIZO FREAKS NOT WELCOME

@everyone you can now suggest xotn in #xotn-suggestions

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@everyone CHECK PINNED MESSAGES IN #hard-gays-chat FOR FULL UNCUT VIDEO OF OUR BELOVED @Patryk (GIGACHAD) RUBBING HIS OWN SHIT ON HIS GROTESQUE TUBBY BODY

nvm guys i had to delete it awesome

had2bthere

@everyone This is a Public Service Announcement from your friends at Encyclopedia Dramatica: Please do not cut, mangle or otherwise mutilate your own genitalia. Hire an Asian with a medical degree to do it for you and help ensure that you won't FUCKING DIE.

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@everyone This is a Public Service Announcement from your friends at Encyclopedia Dramatica: Please do not cut, mangle or otherwise mutilate your own genitalia. Hire an Asian with a medical degree to do it for you and help ensure that you won't FUCKING DIE.

or just be normal (white, heterosexual, and not a tranny)

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@everyone @wiggermandie @Patryk (GIGACHAD) https://youtu.be/H2Js-sq6QE8?si=_qpDcX7ExHQuoWtf

lordmandei

Patryks 700th Bday

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@everyone @wiggermandie @Patryk (GIGACHAD) https://youtu.be/H2Js-sq6QE8?si=_qpDcX7ExHQuoWtf

@everyone HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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https://youtu.be/EPhWR4d3FJQ?si=grCoOu632QAf05Li

BruceSpringsteenVEVO

Bruce Springsteen - Born in the U.S.A. (Official Video)

https://youtu.be/eX_k5_egUAo

XxCrusherOwnsAllxX

Hulk Hogan Real American (official video) / Theme Song

https://youtu.be/xfJuJrqFhXM @everyone

Tomokocchi

The stars of 4Kids sing the National Anthem

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Nigger-owned zoomie newfag bitch, I made entertainment in that tranny infested shithole of a server otherwise it would've been on it's deathbed, but you have to be an arrogant powertripping butthurt cunt don't you? Whose dick did you even suck to be a mod on a site that has a history of 20 years, meanwhile you're barely 18 and probably heard of ED first time like one or two years ago, what a fucking joke @everyone

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@everyone The only real Encyclopedia Dramatica and Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums are located at https://encyclopediadramatica.gay and https://forums.encyclopediadramatica.gay. Any other site claiming to be Encyclopedia Dramatica is fake and is likely to be a personal information harvesting site set up by Venezuelan Jews or German trannies.

Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums

EDF VI : Return of the Lulz

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@everyone official ED twitter !! https://x.com/realaetan?s=21

Ae-tan (@realAeTan) on X

Official Encyclopedia Dramatica Twatter account. https://t.co/iha1Y6Lpyx & https://t.co/uSJHdI5m6j accept no substitutes.

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@everyone New ED Steam group to replace the old one that's been annexed by Venezuela. https://steamcommunity.com/groups/EDramatica Join. Tell your friends. Spread the lulz (and the AIDS).

Steam Community :: Group :: EncyclopediaDramatica

Official Steam group for Encyclopedia Dramatica. Group not run by Venezuelans or Alabamans. encyclopediadramatica.gay & forums.encyclopediadramatica.gay Accept no substitutes.

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@everyone DONALD TRUMP HAS BEEN SHOT AND IS STILL GANGSTA AF

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@everyone If you get a "Suspected Phishing" warning on the Pedophilia article or any other pages please just click "Ignore & Proceed". There is a batshit insane Slav who has been spamming Cloudflare with false reports for the last week.

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Daniel Larson - Topic

Roaring Thunder

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@everyone Despite what the illegals over at .fail are saying, the staff here are not filing DMCA complaints. MarioMario has personally ripped-off our new articles so it is possible one of the authors has filed a complaint against him. But it is more likely he is just retarded.

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Total braziligger death

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@everyone MarioMario admits spreading fake news, blames DMCA request on pedo-troon, and has been reported to el Servicio Bolivariano de Inteligencia Nacional (SEBIN) for crimes against the Venezuelan people. The report was sent via email because, like .fail, SEBIN does not have a working website.

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@everyone Despite what the illegals over at .fail are saying, the staff here are not filing DMCA complaints. MarioMario has personally ripped-off our new articles so it is possible one of the authors has filed a complaint against him. But it is more likely he is just retarded.

O shit

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@everyone THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG TAKE BACK MY LIFE SONG PROOF THAT I'M ALRIGHT SOOONG

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@everyone I'd just like to clear something up regarding the accusations being made about me by some of the female members of this page. The accusations regarding my so called "behavior" are untrue and extremely hurtful. To the accusers (you know who you are kitten), a few points for your consideration:

1) Yes I was asking for feet pics in DMs, I will admit to that. Apparently this can come off as inappropriate for some. So I reluctantly apologize for that. 2) The feet pics I was attempting to accumulate from this server were strictly for artistic purposes and NON-SEXUAL in nature. Ever heard of a non-sexual foot fetishist? Well sorry to break it. 3) I have almost NEVER taken screenshots of the feet that have been sent to me and/or sent these pics to other people 4) No I have not been making threats to those who choose to ignore my messages & friend requests. Telling someone who has clearly wronged me that there will be consequences for their actions is not a "threat". I consider it more a... life lesson per se. Learn the difference then report back to me. I'll be right here waiting for an apology. 5) And finally, as you can see, I didn't tag any of the women who wronged me in this message, as doing so would not comply with my ethics, but I will always respect one's decision to have their own so called "opinion" no matter how misguided it may be. As you can tell, my interests lay mainly in the high arts and I can guarantee you that if and when you do decide to step down off your fucking throne and accept my humble friend requests (feet pics or not) at the very least you will end up having a very compatible and knowledgeable friend. Hopefully this clears a few things up with the more disgruntled members of this page.

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@everyone I'd just like to clear something up regarding the accusations being made about me by some of the female members of this page. The accusations regarding my so called "behavior" are untrue and extremely hurtful. To the accusers (you know who you are kitten), a few points for your consideration:

1) Yes I was asking for feet pics in DMs, I will admit to that. Apparently this can come off as inappropriate for some. So I reluctantly apologize for that. 2) The feet pics I was attempting to accumulate from this server were strictly for artistic purposes and NON-SEXUAL in nature. Ever heard of a non-sexual foot fetishist? Well sorry to break it. 3) I have almost NEVER taken screenshots of the feet that have been sent to me and/or sent these pics to other people 4) No I have not been making threats to those who choose to ignore my messages & friend requests. Telling someone who has clearly wronged me that there will be consequences for their actions is not a "threat". I consider it more a... life lesson per se. Learn the difference then report back to me. I'll be right here waiting for an apology. 5) And finally, as you can see, I didn't tag any of the women who wronged me in this message, as doing so would not comply with my ethics, but I will always respect one's decision to have their own so called "opinion" no matter how misguided it may be. As you can tell, my interests lay mainly in the high arts and I can guarantee you that if and when you do decide to step down off your fucking throne and accept my humble friend requests (feet pics or not) at the very least you will end up having a very compatible and knowledgeable friend. Hopefully this clears a few things up with the more disgruntled members of this page.

Wait is this fr

Meepsheep

Wait is this fr

Yes.

GirlOnInternet

Yes.

Damn that is sad af

Meepsheep

Damn that is sad af

lol It's a copypasta,

Oh wait fr?

1:07 AM

Damn I thought I just saw one of the most pathetic shits I've ever seen in my life

1:07 AM

I'm an oldfag getting back in the scene

1:07 AM

My scene of irony is totally fucked

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@Meepsheep What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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@Meepsheep What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Hey, I'm sorry

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Look, I don't know if it's cash or whatever you want

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But please just don't hurt me

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I will do anything you want, my address is 420 Treyvon Blvd, Florida, Colorado

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@everyone follow æ-tan on xitter https://x.com/realaetan?s=21

Ae-tan (@realAeTan) on X

Official Encyclopedia Dramatica Twatter account. https://t.co/iha1Y6Lpyx & https://t.co/uSJHdI5m6j accept no substitutes.

@everyone Our host is telling us to fuck off due to us hosting, and I quote: "rassist content". We'll be backing up the forum and wiki in the morning and getting the site moved to a host that isn't staffed by Indian DEI hires. Any edits to the wiki or posts on the forums that are made after this current point in time may be lost. So don't bitch if you post the secrets of the universe on EDF just to lose them tomorrow.

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Also niggers.

@everyone Because the new host is more expensive we're going to need to beg all of you to donate your life savings to us in order to keep Encyclopædia Dramatica up and running. lol just kidding, we aren't .fail

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@everyone Because the new host is more expensive we're going to need to beg all of you to donate your life savings to us in order to keep Encyclopædia Dramatica up and running. lol just kidding, we aren't .fail

i was ready to donate all of my money to you ……..

https://youtu.be/TJHJQkeADgM @everyone hazbin hotel

Deshawn

Hide Away - Full Animation Video

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@everyone moment of silence for our fallen soldier http://youtube.com/post/UgkxScs9SLueoLmpy2F_aUWBnqoxV00d9nNJ?si=q_xcXPaKiZUn8f5f

Post from Patryk Kornatowski

Hello, I know I don't make community posts... but I want to annouce something... I am stepping down from Discord for a long time look I know that may disapoi...

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@everyone moment of silence for our fallen soldier http://youtube.com/post/UgkxScs9SLueoLmpy2F_aUWBnqoxV00d9nNJ?si=q_xcXPaKiZUn8f5f

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@everyone moment of silence for our fallen soldier http://youtube.com/post/UgkxScs9SLueoLmpy2F_aUWBnqoxV00d9nNJ?si=q_xcXPaKiZUn8f5f

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@everyone hosting's changed and the site's probably working. Maybe.

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@everyone it is with a heavy heart that I must report to you that @Retarded_FAG did NOT perish in the tragic plane crash that occurred earlier today in Brazil. https://people.com/passenger-plane-with-62-people-onboard-crashes-in-brazil-airline-says-8693351

61 People Killed in Passenger Plane Crash in Brazil That Was Caught...

VoePass said on their website that the Guarulhos Airport-bound plane crashed in Vinhedo, São Paulo, on Friday, Aug. 9, after taking off from Cascavel, Parana, with 57 passengers and four crew members

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keep Terry in your prayers on the anniversary of his death

Hey @everyone, My name is Encyclopedia Dramatica, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She wouldn't load properly; Shit was SO cached). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my bitch PS. RELOAD YOUR FUCKING CACHE IF THE SITE ISN'T WORKING

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@everyone vote for Jesse ventura

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