A conservative catholic japanophile UNS bureaucrat professor and state governor was teaching a class on Jesus Christ, known theist
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Christ and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Lázaro Cárdenas!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, reformist Fuerzas Especiales champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decisions made by the United States of Mexico stood up and held up a paper crane.
”Where is this paper crane from, weeaboo?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite Papistly and smugly replied “From the Sphere, you stupid Atheist”
”Wrong. I made it myself in this classroom. If it was from the Sphere and made, as you say, by the Japanese… then its production should have killed off a dozen Chinese laborers”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Kindergarten is Too Late. He stormed out of the room crying those conservative crocodile tears. The students applauded and all registered in the Partido Revolucionario Institucional that day and accepted Zapata's Plan of Ayala. A golden eagle named “Huitzilopochtli” flew into the room and perched atop the Mexican Flag and devoured a snake. The announcement of Mexican oil expropriation was read several times, and Madrazo himself showed up and instituted national corn price supports across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died after being shot to death by the Camisas Rojas and buried without ceremony in an unmarked grave in Jalisco.
Democracia y justicia.