Moves: From Chris_Vids_January-June_2009 The Chronicles of Chris-chan Surf s Up.mp4 -> Chris_Vids_August-December_2011/ (Kind of duplicate of: Calling Out 'Tito' - Don-gDuIfwZbN3c.mp4) Deletions: From Chris_Vids_2014, duplicated in 2015 and they're actually from 2015. Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (GCN) Dry Dry Desert-ZCt4LXwrM8U.mp4 Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (GCN) Sherbet Land-_VM42yd8CN0.mp4 Missing: Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009 Dupes: Embargo Update 12-2-2015.mp4 Embargo Update 12_2_2015-X0QC4wK5QJg.mp4 1994—2008 1994 Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes 26 February 1994 (2:05) Rainbowboy.png Television Video games Leaked The local news does a piece on Chris, who just won a contest held in 1993 to promote the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon. Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes-yGlFUf9ZEcM.mp4 1998 Song of Christian 15 May 1998 (20:57) Rage Tragedy Leaked Chris, aged 16, reads a poem for his class, and rages over it getting an F. Song of Christian 1-eC4XNixKBq4.mp4 Song of Christian 2-G9qf5aYpjRg.mp4 Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway 4 June 1998 (13:18) Video games Leaked Chris films a series of videos on his Game Boy Camera. Christian Weston Chandler Yep, I m on TV Mario Kart 64 Lego Prototype Animation-BM1ezNZCs3o.mp4 Christian Weston Chandler Yep, I m on TV Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway, Part I-3umuxQk75SY.mp4 Christian Weston Chandler Yep, I m on TV Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway, Part II-XwbXP2OcRs4.mp4 1999 Chris Chan in the PokéNews 16 October 1999 (2:02) Television PokéShirt Leaked The local news do a fluff piece on the rise of the Pokémon fandom, and a 17-year-old Chris happens to be among the children playing the game. Chris Chan In PokeNews-UGmYMGqnqL0.mp4 2001 The City of Cwicville Tour! 12 July 2001 (:50) Leaked Directfeed.png Chris films a tour of CWCville on his Game Boy Camera. Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I m on TV ) - Unfinished CWCville Tour.mp4 2003 Animal Crossing Documentary 22 November 2003 (55:54) Video games Website Directfeed.png Leaked Chris wastes a whole hour giving tours of his 2 towns in Animal Crossing. Chris Chan's Animal Crossing documentary (2003.11.22)-5QtOj7rNFCY.mp4 2004 The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special 7 June 2004 (24:28) Video games Directfeed.png Leaked Chris makes an anniversary tribute to his parents in Animal Crossing, providing valuable background on his parents and how they met in a bar. Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I m on TV ) - CWC s 24th Wedding Anniversary Special, Part III.mp4 Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I m on TV ) - CWC s 24th Wedding Anniversary Special, Part II.mp4 Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I m on TV ) - CWC s 24th Wedding Anniversary Special, Part I.mp4 All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend 20 December 2004 (7:02) Music Sex Chris sings the first track by Christian and the Hedgehog Boys, and his rewrite of "All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth" by Spike Jones. Chris-chan's 'All I Want For Christmas is a Pretty Girlfriend' and 'So Need a Cute Girl', ==-6azwhe8xhVI.mkv ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004 25 December 2004 (11:40) Leaked Chris and his parents open presents. Chandler Family Christmas 2004 1 2.mp4 Chandler Family Christmas 2004 2_2.mp4 ChrisAfterChristmas2004 25 December 2004 (1:16) Leaked Chris talks about his Christmas day and his gal-pal Sarah Hammer. ChrisAfterChristmas2004-mnCUi2H87mk.mp4 2005 Harvey Birdman Commercial 24 February 2005 (:30) Comedy Classic Shirt Television Chris rambles on about Mary Lee Walsh in a commercial for the Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law Vol. 1 DVD set. Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I m on TV ) - Chris-chan s Harvey Birdman Commercial.mp4 2006 Pixelated PS3 28 November 2006 (:54) Video games Classic Shirt Chris showcases his PS2 covered in Pixelblocks. Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I m on TV ) - Chris-chan s Pixelated PS3.mp4 2007 C.W.C.'s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics 24 February 2007 (1:34:12) Music Leaked Chris films an extremely boring slideshow, set to the KCWC broadcast, Christian and the Hedgehog Boys, and other assorted pop cuts. Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I m on TV ) - CWC s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics, Part I.mp4 Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I m on TV ) - CWC s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics, Part II.mp4 Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I m on TV ) - CWC s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics, Part III.mp4 Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I m on TV ) - CWC s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics, Part IV.mp4 Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I m on TV ) - CWC s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics, Part V.mp4 Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I m on TV ) - CWC s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics, Part VI.mp4 Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I m on TV ) - CWC s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics, Part VII.mp4 Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I m on TV ) - CWC s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics, Part VIII.mp4 Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I m on TV ) - CWC s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics, Part IX.mp4 Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I m on TV ) - CWC s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics, Part X.mp4 Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I m on TV ) - CWC s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics, Part XI.mp4 Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I m on TV ) - CWC s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics, Part XII.mp4 Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I m on TV ) - CWC s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics, Part XIII.mp4 Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE 24 February 2007 (9:02) Reason Classic Shirt In celebration of his milestone 25th birthday, Chris proactively delivers his manifesto, and also summarizes how the lessons he has learned in his life should be applied. Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I m on TV ) - Christian Weston Chandler s FUTURE MESSAGE.mp4 Soul Calibur: Chris vs Mary Lee Walsh 1 May 2007 (1:24) Violence Video games Rage Crazy Directfeed.png Chris takes revenge against Mary Lee Walsh by beating up her effigy in a fighting game on the easiest setting. Soul Calibur 3 - Chris Chan vs. Mary Lee Walsh.mp4 Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown 29 June 2007 (3:18) Music Video games Comedy Stackhouse Orange Chris does a rap for the titular competition. CWC PaRappa the Rapper Onion A-La Mode-cEmM4JKZK8I.mp4 CWC is Angry August 2007 (2:15) Violence Rage Stackhouse Classic Shirt Chris shoots a photo of contest winner Adam Stackhouse. The Chronicles of Chris-chan A History of Violence.mp4 Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007 (8:11) Reason ED Yellow & Red Stripe Chris assumes the ED contributors have simply misunderstood him and his work, and attempts to re-introduce himself so that things can start over on the right foot. The_Chronicles_of_Chris_chan_The_Realization_270p-360p.mp4 August 2008 Madman Rising (9:52) Rage ED Red & White Chris delivers a huge message to all his haters. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Madman Rising.mp4 Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008 (2:13) Comics ED PokéShirt Chris addresses only those Sonichu fans who do not hate him, telling them to send hate e-mail to Jason Kendrick Howell until the ED page is deleted, so that he can work on his comics in peace. The Chronicles of Chris-chan A Call to Arms.mp4 Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008 (4:42) Comics ED South Africa Chris realizes that ED is down, and commands his followers to withhold donations for a new server. The Chronicles of Chris-chan The Victory Over ED Speech.mp4 The Chronicles of Chris-chan The Victory Over ED Speech - In Living Color.mp4 The two videos have the same intro, but after that, they go over a comic. The second is colored in and has a different voice over. Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008 (6:27) ED Sea Green Chris concedes that, despite his best efforts, ED has successfully raised the funds needed to remain in operation, although he does not really admit failure in his campaign. The Chronicles of Chris-chan The Medallion of Fail.mp4 Captain's Log, Stardate August 28th, 2008 (12:06) Video games Sea Green Chris makes an extra long video to discuss JK Productions's Sonichu, which he would later discover was an elaborate prank. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Sonichu the Game, Part I.mp4 The Chronicles of Chris-chan Sonichu the Game, Part II.mp4 September 2008 Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008 (2:37) Tragedy Blanca Hill Blue & Red Sleeved Rugby Chris realizes Blanca is a troll and asks his fans not to buy the Sonichu merchandise created by Jimmy Hill. The Chronicles of Chris-chan The Man in the Pickle Suit - Prologue.mp4 Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008 (2:54) Video games Blanca Hill Jerkop Comics Chris now insists that Blanca is real and not responsible for tricking him after all. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Christian Bounces Back.mp4 Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008 (3:17) Galpals Music Stackhouse Panda Dog Shirt Chris assures his fans that he has not committed suicide. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Christian Rickrolls the Internet - The Remix.mp4 Chris Sex Videos 25 September 2008 (1:49) Sex Crazy Panda Green White Stripe Leaked Chris records himself on webcam mass debating and performing terrifying animal impersonations for future sweetheart PandaHalo. ChrisChan the Elephant-Q-qFR5AyYMs.mp4 Chris Chan Chicken-Yx3lGNvDZi0.mp4 ChrisChan the Monkey-v5f8QT24sKg.mp4 Chris-Chan licks his Elbow--u6XaY5UfG8.mp4 Chris Chan Undressing-4AbZCCS5w28.mp4 ChrisChans Autistic Nips-Y7npFBuOfjU.mp4 Long.mp4 Chris_Sex_Videos_-_Jizz.flv October 2008 We're Being Watched 8 October 2008 (:17) Crazy Blanca Greenblacktrim.png Chris attempts to mimic Æon Flux. Chris Chan Aeon Flux 100408-S5XImaPkKRQ.mkv Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008 (3:33) Blanca Orange Chris issues a statement regarding the revelation that the Blanca trolls have gotten his Sonichu medallion. The Chronicles of Chris-chan The Coverup.mp4 The Chronicles of Chris-chan Christian Sells Out.mp4 Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008 (6:25) Video games Hill Dog Shirt Chris instructs fans to look out for Sonichu characters in LittleBigPlanet and reiterates that the Jimmy Hill merchandise is not official. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Chandler v. Hill.mp4 Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008 (3:27) Tragedy Blanca Hill Vert Red Chris issues a statement on Blanca breaking up with him over the photo of himself wearing his mother's underwear. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Christian Crashes Into Slumber.mp4 Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008 (7:37) Classic Shirt Chris answers questions from his fanbase. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Christian s Fan Q&A.mp4 Sonichu & Chris Chan in Guitar Hero World Tour 27 October 2008 (4:51) Video games Music Chris introduces his representation of himself, and Sonichu artwork on his guitar, in Guitar Hero World Tour. Sonichu & Chris Chan in Guitar Hero World Tour-GO6tHBAzgss.mp4 December 2008 Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008 (2:37) Video games Comics Clyde Vert Red Chris thanks his fans for helping him win a gift card in the GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes, offers condolences to the family of Ryan Cash, and vows to complete the long-awaited Spring Break story for Sonichu 8. The Chronicles of Chris-chan A Winrar is Christian.mp4 January—June 2009 Missing: Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009 January 2009 Captain's Log, Stardate January 6th, 2009 (5:47) Video games Miyamoto Dog Shirt Chris announces that a deal has been made with Nintendo of America to introduce Sonichu and Rosechu as characters in the new Animal Crossing: City Folk game, although he seems to believe that early versions of these characters have somehow escaped into the internet. The Chronicles of Chris-chan The CWCville Invasion of Animal Crossing.mp4 Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009 (1:43) Website Rage Clyde Dark Red Chris issues a statement announcing the hacking of sonichu.net by Gregg Mays, demanding that the site be restored. The Chronicles of Chris-chan The Fangs of Doom.mp4 I am STRAIGHT 12 January 2009 (:08) Homos Red Yellow Stripe Chris holds up a picture of Britney Spears to prove he is not a homo. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Christian is Straight.mp4 Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009 (4:19) ED Miyamoto Dark Red Possibly under pressure from Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé, Chris uploads this video to deny officially as possible and forbid everyone from looking at his page on Encyclopedia Dramatica. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Christian Still Hates ED.mp4 Captain's Log, Stardate January 16th, 2009 (:50) Website ED Vert Blue Grey Shirt Chris warns his fans that Jason Kendrick Howell has hacked his Tripod account again, so he informs them of his new Tripod account and website. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Christian Calls 411.mp4 CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san 17 January 2009 (2:20) Video games Reason Miyamoto Vert Blue Grey Shirt Chris attempts to appeal to Shigeru Miyamoto's cultural background after he hit a snag when Miyamoto jumped to the conclusion that he is talking to a troll and not the real Chris. Christian Weston Chandler to Mr. Miyamoto-E_lA0BTq6kk.mkv Captain's Log, Stardate January 18th, 2009 (1:37) Homos Rage Classic Shirt Chris issues a scathing statement concerning hackers who used his email account to send messages to dozens of people saying he came out of the closet, and stomps on the vibrator he has owned for years. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Christian s E-mail is Hacked... Again.mp4 Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash 19 January 2009 (3:23) Reason Clyde Classic Shirt Chris begs Clyde Cash to stop torturing him for revenge over his brother's suicide, suggests Clyde just get over it, and compares the death of Ryan Cash to the death of his dog. The Chronicles of Chris-chan The Plea to Clyde Cash.mp4 Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009 (1:35) Website The Joker Chris announces that sonichu.info, the site he created just days ago following the hacking of sonichu.net, has also been hacked, and promises his fans (especially the female ones) that he will restore his true website soon. !!! MISSING !!! Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009 (1:43) Miyamoto Jamaican Flag After weeks of talking about collaborating with Shigeru Miyamoto and disappearing from the internet for several days around the time that he was scheduled to meet with Miyamoto in Redmond, Washington, speculation grew that Chris was actually attempting to make this cross-country journey, until he finally posted this video, claiming to have just returned, but somehow you can just tell he hasn't even left his house since his last video. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Terrible Lie.mp4 Captain's Log, Stardate January 30th, 2009 (3:24) Homos Rage Miyamoto Tanwidestripeshirt.png Chris retracts his January 26 statement and angrily responds to Reggie Fils-Aimé and his complaint about a panty shot in Chris's PowerPoint presentation, a complaint Chris distorts into false allegations of nudity and characterizes as a general opposition to heterosexuality. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Chandler v. Nintendo of America.mp4 Captain's Log, Stardate January 31st, 2009 (5:56) Miyamoto Yellow & Red Stripe Chris retracts his 30 January retraction of his 26 January retraction, and apologizes for his unprofessional behavior toward Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé, pleading them to merely postpone the Sonichu video game project indefinitely rather than cancel it outright. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Christian s Almost-Apology to Nintendo.mp4 February 2009 Chris Comes Out of the Closet 5 February 2009 (6:09) Homos Julie Clyde Dark Red Chris comes out of the closet and finally declares himself to be a "gaybian", in the result of Clyde threatening Julie with harm and demanding that Chris became gay on YouTube in exchange for her safety. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Christian Comes Out of the Closet.mp4 The Chronicles of Chris-chan Christian Comes Out of the Closet - Alternate Version.mp4 Chris Destroys His Vibrator 6 February 2009 (2:58) Homos Julie Clyde Straight White Lines Chris explains why he had to make the two videos suggesting that he was gay, in order to satisfy an agreement with Clyde Cash, before flashing back to him pulling apart his vibrator. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Christian Recants.mp4 Captain's Log, Stardate February 8th, 2009 (2:52) Homos Panda Julie Green Stripe Chris briefly recaps his previous videos, announces a new website, speculates that PandaHalo may have been killed in the Australian Bushfires, and farts. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Christian and the (Panda) Bear.mp4 Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009 (3:20) Video games Miyamoto Julie Reason Dog Shirt Chris shows off his bedroom floor, in a bid to demonstrate to Clyde Cash that he has fulfilled his end of their agreement, and reads a letter from Nintendo of America, responding to his private query about his negotiations with Shigeru Miyamoto. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Christian Comes Clean... Sort Of.mp4 Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009 (2:30) Homos Jamaican Flag Chris apologizes for his homophobia, and announces that he is finished filming a dedication for one of his sweetest Sonichu Girls--the name of which he never announces, but it's nevertheless clear that he's referring to Sarah May. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Christian on Homosexuals.mp4 For Julie's Eyes Only 20 February 2009 (7:40) Sex Julie Leaked Chris has hanky-panky with Kimmi and yells "JULAYYYY!" Chris-chan's Sex Tape-XDjg4KnvdT9o.mp4 March 2009 Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009 (2:26) TragedyJulie Vert Blue Grey Shirt Chris, visibly distraught after the outing of Julie, explains that he has been under a lot of stress lately, and tells his fans to not believe the trolls, even though he's not wearing his medallion. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Touch Me, I m Sick.mp4 Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009 (4:45) Homos Red Yellow Stripe Chris states his viewing of the Family Guy episode "Family Guy", is hard at work on a new Sonichu medallion, and publicly announces that he is withdrawing from the internet as a front in his Love Quest. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Christian & Leviticus - A Love Story.mp4 Apology to Game & Hobby Place 16 March 2009 (:47) Video games Tragedy Redshirt2.png Game_Place_saga Chris apologizes to Michael Snyder of The GAMe PLACe so that he can buy Eye of Judgement cards. Apology to Game & Hobby Place-77c9h3f-Op0.mp4 Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009 (2:03) Comics Ivy Captainfalconshirt.PNG Chris explains a few recent happenings, or lack thereof, and makes a brief shout-out to Ivy. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Christian Enters Thunderdome.mp4 The Chronicles of Chris-chan Christian Enters Thunderdome - Alternate Version.mp4 CWC's Message for Ivy 20 March 2009 (:59) Crazy Ivy Chris sends a creepy message to Ivy. Update-rF_wcu8IVaY.mkv CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero 26 March 2009 (5:52) Music Ivy PokéShirt Chris makes an entire "music video" for Ivy, set to "Holding Out for a Hero" by Bonnie Tyler, and shows off new comic pictures. CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero-D7XrVgM5E6Y.mp4 Captain's Log, Stardate March 26th, 2009 (2:50) Comics Vert Blue Grey Shirt Chris threatens to withhold comics from his fans if trolls refuse to leave Megan alone. The Chronicles of Chris-chan The Return of Megan.mp4 Tour of Chris's House 27 March 2009 (8:59) Vert Blue Grey Shirt Jerkop Chris gives a video tour of the landfill that is his house. Tour of Chris's House-Y_kcgnwfoBQ.mp4 The Chronicles of Chris-chan The Tour of Fail, Part II.mp4 Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009 (2:48) Violence Rage Clyde Vert Blue Grey Shirt Outraged over the leaking of secret information that he undoubtedly freely distributed to some stranger on the internet, Chris blows his stack and threatens to STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH! The Chronicles of Chris-chan Christian Rages Against the Internet.mp4 Chris Sings Lovin' You 29 March 2009 (1:45) Music Ivy Red Blue In what is perhaps Chris's creepiest video to date, Chris delivers a short speech to Ivy and shows a few pictures, while his crappy cover of "Lovin' You" plays. The Chronicles of Chris-chan The Rape of the Internet.mp4 Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora 30 March 2009 (5:33) Music Ivy Dangerstripeshirt.PNG Chris gives a prepared speech about the importance of flatulence, and then sings about farting. ECV 00021-KmKrHyyenjU.mp4 Take that Page DOWN NOW! 30 March 2009 (5:23) Violence Rage Clyde Brownshirtwithlogo.png Chris rages against his ED page, and then abuses a doll with a picture of Clyde Cash attached to its face. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Christian Hulks Out.mp4 The Chronicles of Chris-chan Christian Hulks Out - Extended Version.mp4 Secret Weapon 30 March 2009 (:41) Comedy Clyde Brownshirtwithlogo.png Chris makes fun of Clyde Cash based on a picture of Lee Hotti that he calls his "mugshot". Secret Weapon-btXP1JthVes.mkv YouTube Finale 30 March 2009 (1:08) Clyde Brownshirtwithlogo.png Chris calls out to Clyde Cash again, threatening to beat him up. At the same time, he decides to withdraw from the YouTube scene...for now. YouTube Finale-NBtyA-XX0C4.mkv April 2009 Captain's Log, Stardate April 9th, 2009 (1:16) Website Vert Red Chris makes an announcement about a new website he made, only 10 days after leaving the internet forever. The Chronicles of Chris-chan The Return of the Hack.mp4 Captain's Log, Stardate Easter Sunday, 2009 (1:24) Ivy Red Stripe Chris announces the recent changes to cwcville.com, and lets his sweetheart Ivy know that he loves her. The Chronicles of Chris-chan A Dedication to Ivy.mp4 More for the crabs 12 April 2009 (:28) Ivy Red Stripe Chris gives a shoutout to Ivy's hermit crabs, Crass and Champ. The Chronicles of Chris-chan A Shoutout to Crabs.mp4 The Return of Kimmi 12 April 2009 (:50) Crazy Ivy Red Stripe Chris gives a shoutout to Ivy by kissing his blow-up doll taped with Ivy's face for a good 20 seconds. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Christian & the Love Doll - A Sexy Story.mp4 Bunny Hop 12 April 2009 (1:01) Racism Crazy Ivy Red Stripe Chris attempts to entertain fictional crabs by dancing like a child. HAPPY EASTER (original, without PYON PYON PYON!!).mp4 The Chronicles of Chris-chan Christian is a Bunny.mp4 These are the same, just the second one has an extra intro. A CWC Audition 16 April 2009 (7:46) Comedy Ivy Straight White Lines Leaked Chris video tapes himself in an audition with "Vanessa Hudgens". The Chronicles of Chris-chan The Audition.mp4 April 16 Fetish Vids 16 April 2009 (2:25) Sex Ivy Creepyrobe.PNG Leaked In three leaked videos, Chris drinks his own semen, spanks himself, and dances naked in the shower. Chris-chan - Cum Fanta-wMlgfbs9XSDP.mp4 spanking video.mp4 Chris-chan - Shower-sW8HU4nybtk6.mp4 I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy 17 April 2009 (1:58) Crazy Ivy Vert Red Chris apologizes to Ivy by talking to his sex doll (with Ivy's face attached) before he makes out with it. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Christian & the Love Doll II - A Sexier Story.mp4 Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions 17 April 2009 (4:49) Tragedy Ivy Vert Red Chris apologizes to Ivy for cheating on her with Vanessa Hudgens with complete insincerity. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Christian Repents.mp4 Chris Calls Clyde Out 23 April 2009 (1:45) Crazy Rage Clyde Redgreenvertstripe.png After a nearly week-long silence, Chris finally speaks up again, this time calling out Clyde Cash. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Turning Japanese - Extended Version.mp4 CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me" 24 April 2009 (7:14) Music Ivy Classic Shirt Chris does another music video, this time to "It's All Coming Back to Me Now" by Celine Dion, for his and Ivy's wedding. The Chronicles of Chris-chan The Wedding of Christian & Ivy.mp4 I Got A Fish 27 April 2009 (:12) Comedy Music Classic Shirt Chris jogs in place while singing a song about him brandishing fish. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Christian Has a Fish.mp4 Power 27 April 2009 (1:06) Power Comedy Leaked Chris shows how "strong" he is. StrongCWC1.MP4 StrongCWC2.MP4 StrongCWCPower.MP4 CWCFlyingElephants 27 April 2009 (6:54) Crazy Comedy Creepyrobe.PNG Leaked In what is possibly the most insane video he's ever made, Chris runs around in his room, naked, screaming whatever comes to his mind. Chris-chan... completely different-L0fBdcFOo0wV.mp4 Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009 (6:04) Reason Ivy Straight White Lines In this set of videos, Chris addresses the 16 April release of video and pictures and admits what was already obvious--that the woman for whom he made the sex videos is Ivy. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Christian Explains It All.mp4 The Chronicles of Chris-chan Ivy is Real.mp4 Captain's Log, Stardate April 29th, 2009 (:48) Comics Straight White Lines Chris apologizes for delays in any new comics and then leaves for a haircut. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Christian is a Lazy Ass.mp4 ShutUpBrain and WakeUpBrain 30 April 2009 (1:27) Crazy Red Yellow Stripe Chris dramatizes his biological clock, which involves yelling at and repeatedly hitting himself. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Christian s Brain on Drugs, Part I.mp4 The Chronicles of Chris-chan Christian s Brain on Drugs, Part II.mp4 May 2009 For My Sweetest Ivy 1 May 2009 (5:08) Sex Music Crazy Ivy Redshirt2.png Chris threatens Ivy with promises of sex and hanging out at the mall and sings a Mary Poppins song. The Chronicles of Chris-chan The Rape of Ivy.mp4 Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up 3 May 2009 (3:03) Red Blue Chris urges the Sonichu and Rosechu fanbase to keep up his Wikipedia page after it was deleted by Wikipedia Admins so that no more vicious lies and slander will spread about him on the internet. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Christian Creates His Own Wikiality.mp4 CWC Address to Unilever About AXE 4 May 2009 (6:36) Reason Homos Creepyrobe.PNG Chris tells Unilever to stop selling their products to homos. The Chronicles of Chris-chan An Open Letter to Unilever, Part I & II.mp4 CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters 20 May 2009 (1:33) Reason Comedy Rage Straight White Lines A little bit of everything, Chris swears off falling for trolls, sings a silly song about being lonely, and tells the trolls to die. CWC only accepts IN PERSON FEMALE Encounters-dc5GlSxrPYg.mp4 Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009 (2:50) Website Vert Red Chris explains that he has closed the cwcville.com domain and has no plans to reopen it in the near future. He also notes he won't be making as many videos in the future. He seems surprisingly cognizant of the fact that if he stops producing content on the internet then the trolls will have no new material to use against him. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Christian Calls It a Night.mp4 June 2009 Chris's Big Night Out 12 June 2009 (4:33) Redshirt2.png Chris visits a local bar/restaurant, where he encounters a pair of fans who record him. CWC Grip n' Sip-xuTPXv9Mthg.mkv Chris Loves The Night Life~!-0rGhHUwdB94.mkv oops i almost forgot-__TCYRdw4p8.mkv Chrissy-dOUd46P6ugw.mp4 Don't Trust Any Homos Over There 15 June 2009 (2:02) Homos Music Audio.png Chris sings his own version of the song "Don't Trust Them New Niggas Over There", replacing "Niggas" with "Homos." The Chronicles of Chris-chan Can t Truss Em.mp4 I'm Sorry, Dude 15 June 2009 (3:02) Homos Galpals Reason Creepyrobe.PNG Chris apologizes to his gal-pal Kim for offending her gay brother. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Christian s Sorry, Dude.mp4 July—December 2009 July 2009 Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009 (2:20) Red & White Chris denies that he was responsible for the untimely death of CWCville Mayor BILLY MAYS. He also mentions that he's continuing his Love Quest and that he will finish the long-awaited Sonichu Comic. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Christian s Celebrity Death Note.mp4 Captain's Log, Stardate July 7th, 2009 (1:09) Green White Stripe Chris dispels myths that he has a Death Note and he killed BILLY MAYS. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Christian s Death Note Denial.mp4 The July 10th Messages 10 July 2009 (3:50) Rage Refereeshirt.PNG Chris calls out three people, insulting them and spitting out death threats, and gets his YouTube account suspended. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Triple Threat Part 1.mp4 True fan-yyZPrvYvyM4.mp4 The Chronicles Of Chris-chan Triple Threat, Part 2.mp4 Vidio Reply To Christian Weston Chandler Maker of Sonichu Comics-kaBOHkXHVXU.mp4 The Chronicles of Chris-Chan Triple Threat Part 3.mp4 A near public apology 11 July 2009 (1:50) Reason Red & White Chris NEARLY apologizes for the last videos. The Chronicles Of Chris-Chan A near Public apoligy.mp4 Rollin' and Trollin' 17 July 2009 (7:57) Smug Trollinstyle.png Chris gives a tour of CWCville, then proclaims that he has been trolling everyone from the start, inspiring Liquid Chris. The Chronicles Of Chris-Chan They see me trollin, they laughin ... [7 17 09].mp4 CWC Trollin More 19 July 2009 (:31) Comedy Redshirt2.png TruckerSprite.png Chris retcons the previous video and proclaims that he is, indeed, a fat, jobless, slob of a manchild. The Chronicles Of Chris-Chan Trollin on the River [7 19 09].mp4 REAL Protest against the FAKE 22 July 2009 (1:27) Liquid BlueTshirt.png TruckerSprite.png Chris protests the beloved YouTube CWC impersonator, CChanSonichuCWC. REAL Protest against the FAKE-wn8RBijuT1g.mkv July 21, 2009 - Sale of OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL SONICHU Merchandise of CWC, NO FAKERIES OR IMPOSTORY.mp4 Do Not Dis C Ville 23 July 2009 (3:05) Liquid Classicshort.png TruckerSprite.png Chris equates the purely fictional CWCville with the real Charlottesville, presumably because they both start with a "C," and declares that impugning one is to impugn the other. Do Not Dis C Ville-EB0VIr96GP0.mkv It's UGH! 24 July 2009 (4:13) Homos Music Brownlogoshirt2.png Chris sings Tomboy's "OK2bgay". The Chronicles of Chris-chan In the Gay Way [7 24 09].mp4 The Chronicles of Chris-chan Rejoice with the Boys! [7 25 09].mp4 Cwc dare 24 July 2009 (4:01) Homos Music Redblacktrim.png TruckerSprite.png Chris sings Stan Bush's "Dare". The Chronicles of Chris-chan_ It's comin' up_ it's comin' up_ it's DARE [7_24_09].mp4 Chris humps his PS3 24 July 2009 (8:11) Sex Comedy BlueTshirt.png Leaked Chris dry humps his PS3 for 8 minutes. Chris Chan Humps a PS3-1OeovOlvugI.mp4 PS Triple X.mp4 First video is just a clip of the second. CWC "Boyfriend" 25 July 2009 (3:35) Music BlueTshirt.png Chris sings his own rewrite of Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend". The Chronicles of Chris-chan Hell yeah he s the Motherfucking Princess [7 25 09].mp4 CWC Girlfriend SingStar - Leaked Edition.mp4 A Preview-kdOBOpRnay8.mp4 I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands Or Buts - 26 July 2009 (9:56) Comics Liquid Vert Red Chris attempts to prove that he, not Liquid Chris, is the real Christian Weston Chandler. I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts-XxWDwHvksOM.mkv CWC More Than A Feeling 29 July 2009 (5:10) Music Red Stripe Chris plays Boston's "More Than a Feeling" on Guitar Hero. CWC More Than A Feeling-9s-6RpYdQyc.mp4 July 29, 2009 - More Than A Feeling THE TRUE VERSION by Christian Weston Chandler CWC.mp4 Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009 (9:45) Redshirt2.png TruckerSprite.png Chris explains that he is a troll trolling trolls. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Merch Madness [7 29 09].mp4 The Chronicles of Chris-chan Merch Madness Uncut [7 29 09].mp4 That Goatee WILL Grow Back 31 July 2009 (2:07) Crazy Liquid Classic Shirt Chris shaves his goatee off on camera to the tune of Christian pop rock. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Goatee-B-Gone [7 31 09].mp4 SingStar Challenge Announcement 31 July 2009 (5:33) Music Liquid Classic Shirt Chris commences a musical challenge between him and Liquid. The Chronicles of Chris-chan A challenger appears! [7 31 09].mp4 SingStar Challenge Round 1 31 July 2009 (3:10) Music Liquid Classic Shirt Chris sings "Sonic Boom" from the Sonic the Hedgehog Boom CD and addresses accusations of cheating, while Liquid Chris sings "You're Pitiful" by "Weird Al" Yankovic. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Sonic BOO [7 31 09].mp4 The Chronicles of Chris-chan Press the Eject and Give Me the Tape [8 1 09].mp4 August 01, 2009 - C W C SingStar Challenge #1 You re Pitiful Weird Al Yankovic.mp4 August 2009 SingStar Challenge Round 2 1 August 2009 (4:06) Music Liquid Parappa Chris sings "Don't Say You Love Me" by M2M, while Liquid Chris sings "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" by Will Smith and is accused by Chris of ad-libbing based solely on the video title. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Man 2 Man [8 1 09].mp4 August 02, 2009 - SingStar Challenge #2 Fresh Prince of CWCville Bel Air by Woll Smoth.mp4 SingStar Challenge Round 3 3 August 2009 (4:09) Music Liquid Greenwhiteshirt.png Chris sings "Autumn Goodbye" by Britney Spears and tries to use his high school yearbook to prove his identity, while Liquid Chris sings "Heaven" by Bryan Adams. The Chronicles of Chris-chan BROTNEY SPAERS [8 2 09].mp4 The Chronicles of Chris-chan Bookin It [8 2 09].mp4 August 03, 2009 - TRUE C W C SingStar Challenge #3 Song Heaven, Bryan Adams.mp4 August 04, 2009 - Challenge Video BONUS #3 C W C IMPOSTOR is Revealed.mp4 C.W.C. - Thank You :) 3 August 2009 (3:58) Liquid Classic Shirt Chris comes upon a "revelation" concerning why he is trolled. The Chronicles of Chris-chan You re not welcome. ) [8 3 09].mp4 Exposing Jeff 4 August 2009 (9:55) Liquid Classic Shirt Chris reveals Liquid Chris's "real name." The Chronicles of Chris-chan STOP IT PLZ [8 4 09].mp4 CWC - Hand Drawn Original 4 August 2009 (9:51) Comics Liquid Classic Shirt Chris attempts to prove his identity by recording himself drawing like a 4-year-old. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Deviant Arts [8 4 09].mp4 SingStar Challenge Round 4 4 August 2009 (4:01) Music Liquid Classic Shirt Chris sings "The Touch" by Stan Bush, while Liquid Chris sings "Think Twice" by Eve 6; both contestants announce their rival's songs for the final round. The Chronicles of Chris-chan You re at your worst when the road gets rough [8 4 09].mp4 August 04, 2009 - C W C SingStar #4 Think Twice, Eve 6 ALSO SONG #5 CHOICE.mp4 For Kacey from CWC 4 August 2009 (1:21) Sex Liquid Chris pretends to be Liquid Chris in order to get china from Kacey. The Chronicles of Chris-chan For Kacey [8 4 09].mp4 SingStar Challenge Round 5 5 August 2009 (12:07) Music Liquid Brownshirtwithlogo.png Chris sings "Smell Yo Dick" by Riskay, and replaces "dick" with the word "duck," while Liquid Chris makes him sing it again and sings "Lift Up Your Eyes" by the Planetshakers. CWC's 'Smell Yo Duck'-sEyos6YB2_o.mkv The Chronicles of Chris-chan Smell Yo Dick Too ECLECTIC BOOGALOO [8 5 09].mp4 August 05, 2009 - Ian, IMPOSTOR CWC You Have 4 Hours or DISQUALIFICATION.mp4 August 06, 2009 - FINAL SingStar #5 Song Lift Up Your Eyes, The Planetshakers.mp4 August 07, 2009 - RE DONE Christian Weston Chandler CWC Final SingStar Challenge Song!.mp4 CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!! 6 August 2009 (4:31) Rage Liquid The Joker Chris demands that Liquid Chris sing the full-length of the final song and tells people he is not "IAN!!! BRANDON!!! SOMETHING!!!". The Chronicles of Chris-chan GOD AND THE BEAR [8 6 09].mp4 CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC 9 August 2009 (8:19) Reason Liquid Red & White Chris tells Liquid Chris to stand down or he would call the police for "stealing" his identity. The Chronicles of Chris-chan IT S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN do do doo do [8 9 09].mp4 LOOK at the truth! 10 August 2009 (4:57) Liquid Red & White Chris uses his old artwork to prove he is the real CWC. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Wait for it... [8 9 09].mp4 Captain's Log, Stardate August 12th, 2009 (2:43) Fan Art Green White Stripe Chris expresses his disgust about the recent wave of fanart sent to him. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Not AWWWRIGHT [8 12 09].mp4 Captain's Log, Stardate August 13th, 2009 (7:49) Liquid Green White Stripe Chris addresses the current state of the SingStar Challenge competition, declaring it, as of this date, currently ongoing. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Desu Eyes [8 13 09].mp4 CWC Public Disclaimer 14 August 2009 (6:55) Reason Liquid Redblacktrim.png Chris drops his dox and warns viewers not to buy Liquid Chris's merchandise. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Dox [8 14 09].mp4 NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!! 14 August 2009 (2:48) Rage Liquid Redblacktrim.png When Liquid Chris declares himself the winner of the SingStar Challenge, moving on to make Sonichu into a multimedia franchise and marrying his girl friend, Chris blows his lid. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Curse of the Dox PART TWO (DIEEEEE YOU) [8 14 09].mp4 The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who 15 August 2009 (5:12) Music Liquid Creepyrobe.PNG Chris backpedals on the purpose of the SingStar Challenge. The Chronicles of Chris-chan So Need a Real Guitar [8 15 09].mp4 Guitar Rock Hero Band Revolution Notes 16 August 2009 (7:35) Video games Liquid Redshirt2.pngTruckerSprite.png Chris speaks about his opinions of Guitar Hero and Rock Band, and addresses the kidnapping of CChanSonichuCWC. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Guitar Hero and Rock Band Revolution Blab [8 15 09].mp4 The Chronicles of Chris-chan Copycats Copyable [8 15 09].mp4 Light His Mind's Darkest Hour 16 August 2009 (2:56) Liquid Redshirt2.png TruckerSprite.png Chris preforms a Forgiveness Blessings on Liquid Chris. The Chronicles of Chris-chan His Dark Materials [8 16 09].mp4 CWC Fighter 18 August 2009 (:37) Crazy Redshirt2.png TruckerSprite.png Chris does an interpretive dance that he mistakes for martial arts skills. The Chronicles of Chris-chan CONFIRMED FOR BRAWL [8 16 09].mp4 One Blessing, and One Curse 18 August 2009 (3:32) Rage Redshirt2.png TruckerSprite.png Chris deals out some Forgiveness Blessings and Curse-ye-ha-me-has. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Gray Magic [8 18 09].mp4 Captain's Log, Stardate August 20th, 2009 (1:56) Comics Website Green White Stripe TruckerSprite.png Chris announces his DeviantArt account as an alternative site for viewing his comic pages during the outage of Cwcipedia. He also claims that trolls are assuming his identity in attempts to trick various "companies," and that this will not succeed. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Tartletry [8 20 09].mp4 Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC 22 August 2009 (4:33) Music Classic Shirt Chris sings Aretha Franklin's "Respect," demanding people not only respect him but also praise him. THAT IS MY HOUSE - 27 August 2009 (2:58) Rage Greenblacktrim.png While Chris demands that the videos of his house he put up just 5 months earlier be taken down or he's in trouble, Bob Chandler makes an appearance, revealing why he wants the videos down. THAT IS MY HOUSE Bigger, Longer, and Uncut 8 27 09-vmYbBLZuy3c.mp4 Chris Chan the Sitcom-cP23paDzb4w.mkv Second video is a fan video parody. Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls 29 August 2009 (1:55) Reason Sea Green Chris proclaims himself a hypocrite as he vows that the trolls will go to Hell for mocking him, along with the homos. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Ding Dang Dirty Laundry... Working On It [8 29 09].mp4 Captain's Log, Stardate August 30th, 2009 (1:43) Refereeshirt.PNG Chris claims to have not received any boxes from the USPS or UPS. He then goes on to prove he's completely insane by taking on a second personality: Christopher. The Chronicles of Chris-chan SMEAGOL [8 30 09].mp4 September 2009 Captain's Log, Stardate September 4th, 2009 (2:46) Rage BlueThinStripes.png Chris thanks Vivian for his father's birthday present and also shows his displeasure at Vivian wanting to put the audiobooks on DVD and sell them, demanding that she remove all the videos and shut down her account before she can regain his respect again. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Viva la Vivian [9 4 09].mp4 Sign Destruction Video 6 September 2009 (1:20) Violence Rage Classic Shirt Chris shows his displeasure at Vivian's refusal to remove the videos by destroying the sign that was put on his front yard months earlier. The Chronicles of Chris-Chan The Incredible Bulk [9 5 09].mp4 Captain's Log, Stardate September 10th, 2009 (1:46) Video games Redshirt2.png Chris utterly dismisses a possible interview with Veronica Belmont of Playstation Magazine Europe as a troll, continuing to display his utter paranoia and control over what he wants to do and how he wants it. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Bloody Tears [9 10 09].mp4 Chris dispels videogame rumors 13 September 2009 (4:30) Video games Redpokeshirt.png Chris proclaims that Sega's Project Needlemouse game is NOT a Sonichu game. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Snooping in Secrets [9 13 09].mp4 Clyde Cash the kid video 16 September 2009 (1:12) Reason Clyde Green White Stripe Chris wants his fans to call the cops on Clyde Cash, who he thinks is also Gregg Mays AND an elementary school kid! The Chronicles of Chris-chan The Kentucky DERRRby [9 16 09].mp4 Captain's Log, Stardate September 19th, 2009 (1:14) Refereeshirt.PNG Chris addresses a troll who is selling fake Sonichu merchandise. The Chronicles of Chris-chan ChrisWChandler [9 19 09].mp4 Captain's Log, Stardate September 25th, 2009 (1:36) Whiteblacktrim.png Chris addresses fake websites and unofficial Sonichu merchandise. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Illegal Guy [9 25 09].mp4 Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009 (8:02) Clyde White T Chris claims to have a "Director's Cut" version of his DVD. He also claims Gregg Mays and Clyde Cash to be one and the same. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Don t Sweat It [9 29 09].mp4 October 2009 Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2009 (1:59) Vert Red Chris states that Barbara does not have AIDS, that he is straight, and that the trolls should grow up. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Big AIDS in Little China [10 9 09].mp4 Warning - Naughty Women ;) 10 October 2009 (1:15) Homos Vert Red Chris tries to use his drawing of himself having sex with three women as evidence against allegations that he's a homosexual. The Chronicles of Chris-chan HAFF N HAFF [10 10 09].mp4 Challenge for Clyde 11 October 2009 (2:47) Violence Rage Clyde Straight White Lines Christian calls out Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash for torturing his friends, then attempts to demonstrate how good of a fighter he is by punching a book, and then his own face. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Hitting the Books [10 11 09].mp4 Chris Loses It 12 October 2009 (1:27) Power Crazy Dark Red Clyde Chris screams in the dark, falls off a chair, and throws things at his camera. The Chronicles of Chris-chan BERSERKAARRR [10 12 09].mp4 October 2009 CWCki-1oo1h4R_Eao.mp4 Different files. First one is tagged by youtube. Challenge for Clyde II 14 October 2009 (2:33) Reason Clyde Vert Blue Grey Shirt Chris tells Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays to come out of hiding and fight him man-to-man. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Face Off [10 14 09].mp4 War Paint Video 14 October 2009 (:59) Racism Violence Crazy White T Chris unburies the tomahawk toy gun he used to shoot at the Adam Stackhouse photo, and calls a war-curse upon the trolls through his alleged Cherokee ancestry. 159 The Chronicles of Chris-chan_ The Indian in the Closet [10_14_09](medium_H.264-AAC).mp4 Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009 (2:34) Liquid Vert Blue Grey Shirt Chris makes note of the return of CChanSonichuCWC to YouTube after being kidnapped and abandoned in the Sahara Desert. October 15, 2009 - (101509) Hello Fanbase(medium_H.264-AAC).mp4 The Chronicles of Chris-chan Cleveland Rocks [10 16 09].mp4 Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud 17 October 2009 (3:57) Video games Vert Red Chris playing Guitar Hero on an expensive flat TV...on easy. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Guitar Queero [10 17 09].mp4 Brutal Legend 18 October 2009 (2:03) Video games Vert Red Chris presumably plugs Brütal Legend, but screws up the video to the point where there is no sound. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Mute City [10 18 09].mp4 Brutal Legend Plus 21 October 2009 (3:16) Comedy Video games Liquid Straight White Lines Chris uploads another version of the previous video with sound this time, albeit with several skips due to PSEye neglect. He does indeed plug the game Brütal Legend and also takes a moment to hypocritically ridicule trolls. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Brutal Skippage [10 20 09].mp4 For Chris 22 October 2009 (8:32) Liquid Vert Red Chris, still seriously suffering from crappywebcamitis, lists a whole bunch of adjectives that don't really describe him. October 21, 2009 - HOMO. JERK. FROM the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher..mp4 The Chronicles of Chris-chan You So 2000-and-Late [10 22 09].mp4 I Love You Kacey 23 October 2009 (4:57) Reason Liquid Redgreenvertstripe.png Thinking he may still have a chance at banging Liquid's girlfriend (after duping her in an attempt to get laid), Chris pours his heart out to her. Being the unselfish gentleman that he is, he also gives her express permission to date whoever she wants. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Creepshow to Kacey [10 23 09].mp4 10242009 (:28) Rage Clyde Redgreenvertstripe.png Chris delivers a brief message to Gregg Mays to let him know he is not scared of him. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Face Off [10 14 09].mp4 For Kacey II 25 October 2009 (1:03) Reason Liquid Green White Stripe Chris belches out-er-belts out another confession of love for Kacey possible china. The Chronicles of Chris-chan FOR MY OWN [10 25 09].mp4 To Clyde Gregg 27 October 2009 (4:25) Smug Clyde Green White Stripe Chris declares his intentions to blackmail Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash by making threats to post a video that shows his real face. The Chronicles of Chris-chan The Final BEEPDown [10 26 09].mp4 The Chronicles of Chris-chan Release the Hounds [10 26 09].mp4 ClydeGoingOnGregg1 27 October 2009 (:53) Smug Clyde Audio.png The first blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, which contains a picture of Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes with the head of some white guy plastered on. Chris makes some dubious claims that the head in question belongs to Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash. The Chronicles of Chris-chan CALVIN [10 27 09].mp4 It will never end--FrNae-Y9D8.mp4 Not sure about that second one. It's a different video but same subjet, but not listed on the cwcki on that page. For Chris II 27 October 2009 (1:09) Reason Liquid Green White Stripe Chris tells Liquid Chris to "Back away from Kacey" and threatens to throw a hissy fit if his request is not obliged. The Chronicles of Chris-chan HEAVY METAL [10 27 09].mp4 Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! 28 October 2009 (:25) Comedy Smug Clyde Audio.png The second blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, which contains a picture of two drunk and lightly dressed women on top of each other. The one on the bottom has the head of a man in a Spider-Man mask plastered over her own. Chris claim this to be Gregg/Clyde's friend, Matt. That Chris is subtly (although it comes across as rather ham-handed) trying to make Gregg/Clyde look like a homo becomes clear. Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!-lYScie0PvdI.mp4 SHE IS MINE NOW 29 October 2009 (4:27) Smug Liquid Tanwidestripeshirt.png With Aerosmith playing in the background, Chris raps (or makes an attempt to) and declares that Kacey is now his, and that he has defeated Liquid Chris. October 28, 2009 - BACK THE FUCK AWAY FROM KACEY.mp4 The Chronicles of Chris-chan Dream On, Chris [10 29 09].mp4 October 29, 2009 - CWC Serves The Girlfriend Thief the Rhymes to Win Kacey Back.mp4 Clyde is Weaker than Water 30 October 2009 (1:10) Power Comedy Smug Clyde Audio.png The third blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris calls Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash weak and reveals more of the picture he claims is of him. Chris manages to instantly thwart his own attempt to portray Gregg/Clyde as weak and gay by showing pictures of himself flexing his non-biceps while wearing his sports bra, which he calls a "muscle bra". And just to top it off, Chris says that more men should wear these "muscle bras". Clyde is Weaker than Water-ZZIyR8bWvRs.mp4 30 Push-Ups 30 October 2009 (1:29) Power BlueTshirt.png Chris attempts to do pushups while wearing his sports bra, and, unsurprisingly, he fails. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Push it to the Limit [10 30 09].mp4 Getting Foam Ed 31 October 2009 (:32) Comedy Smug Clyde Audio.png The fourth blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris reveals even more of the picture of the white guy and the gay Spider-Man which he insists is of Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash and Matt. Chris also claims that Gregg/Clyde has an urine fetish. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Foamy [10 30 09].mp4 My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey 31 October 2009 (2:38) Liquid Once again Chris tries to pose as Liquid Chris, this time by horribly mangling the song "A Whole New World" from Aladdin in response to one of Kacey's videos. The Chronicles of Chris-chan A Whole New Hurl [10 30 09].mp4 October 30_ 2009 - My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey.mp4 Greetings to Kacey's folks 31 October 2009 (2:31) Liquid Tanwidestripeshirt.png Chris addresses Kacey's parents and tries to portray himself as decent human being. In true Chris style, he does this by spewing a whole lot of bullshit and lies about himself. The Chronicles of Chris-chan_ Kacey's Mom Has Got It Goin' On [10_30_09].mp4 November 2009 I AM STRONG 1 November 2009 (:58) Power Clyde Bluelogoshirt.png Chris once again reiterates he is "strong." He attempts to flex, grunts a lot, and talks in a "deep" voice, and claims Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays is weak. The Chronicles of Chris-chan STRONG MAD [11 1 09].mp4 Twin Falling Towers 1 November 2009 (:30) Smug Clyde Audio.png Chris 'shops the gay Spider-Man image over an image of the World Trade Center and mocks the terror attacks of 9/11 in a revolting attempt to blackmail Clyde Cash. Chris came up with this idea on his own. 178 The Chronicles of Chris-chan_ Chris-chan's Empathy_ tribute.mp4 [11_1_09](medium_H.264-AAC).mp4 It Will Never End 1 November 2009 (:23) Smug Clyde Audio.png In yet another entry in the Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays blackmail attempts, Chris reveals a large section of blank wall as well as the faces of the participants. He then claims these videos will never end, and flips off the camera. Apology for 9/11 Joke 2 November 2009 (2:19) Clyde Audio.png Chris makes a self-serving apology for the 9/11 joke and reuses the image in a slightly altered form in another threat against Clyde. Apology for 9_11 Joke-rNDfdFCHU2U.mp4 Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler 3 November 2009 (10:23) Sex Video games Liquid Red Stripe Directfeed.png Chris talks about the making of his Little Big Planet level for Kacey, kisses the camera, and plays through the ironically-titled Little Big Planet level he made for Kacey. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Damsel in Distress [11 3 09].mp4 The Chronicles of Chris-chan_ Little Pig Blanket Kacey Kidnapped! [11_3_09].mp4 51 50 4 November 2009 (4:09) Power Parappa Chris does hammer curls, poorly, with 12-packs of soda he claims weigh 50 pounds each. They don't. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Minutes Made [11 4 09].mp4 No More Jokes 4 November 2009 (1:36) Smug Clyde Audio.png Chris reveals the inoffensive "gay Spider-man" picture, and is seemingly disgusted by it. YouTube pulls the video for some reason. The Chronicles of Chris-chan No More Heroes [11 5 09].mp4 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You 6 November 2009 (5:12) Tragedy Liquid Red Stripe After the disastrous Father Call, Chris says he loves and needs Kacey, and tries to cry on camera but can't. 186 The Chronicles of Chris-chan_ Tears for Kacey [11_5_09](medium_H.264-AAC).mp4 CWC is Sad 10 November 2009 (2:44) Tragedy Liquid Dangerstripeshirt.PNG Chris tears up and congratulates Kacey on her marriage with Liquid Chris. The Chronicles of Chris-chan New Linkin Park Album [11 10 09].mp4 Red Letter CWC Certified Day 12 November 2009 (2:04) Smug Clyde Liquid Refereeshirt.PNG Chris shows off the copyright certificate for Sonichu. The Chronicles of Chris-chan License to Ill [11 12 09].mp4 Captain's Log, Stardate November 14 2009 14 November 2009 (1:59) Clyde Refereeshirt.PNG Chris fulfills his promise to upload a comic page, claims he has nothing on Craigslist and also claims to know people who know Clyde Cash's personal info. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Craigslisted [11 14 09].mp4 CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation 23 November 2009 (5:21) Comics Fan Art Classic Shirt Chris, having completely recovered from the loss of Kacey, tries once again to pitch his incestuous, pedophilic porno-comic to businessmen as a comic for children, all while dropping his dox once more and wallowing in narcissism. The Chronicles of Chris-chan It s Business Time [11 23 09].mp4 The Chronicles of Chris-chan It s Business Time Part Two [11 23 09].mp4 Sonichu Powerpoint 24 November 2009 (18:34) Comics Audio.png Chris does a video version of The Sonichu Chronicles...with a hand-held camera. The Chronicles of Chris-chan sonichu.ppt part one [11 23 09].mp4 The Chronicles of Chris-chan sonichu.ppt part two [11 23 09].mp4 December 2009 Captain's Log, Stardate December 3th, 2009 3 December 2009 (6:24) Video games Vert Red Chris tells us that he is uploading a video that is showing him running, and then he babbles a lot about Little Big Planet. The Chronicles of Chris-chan_ Parkay [12_3_09].mp4 Sonichu's Edge 3 December 2009 (4:21) Power Vert Red Chris attempts to run down a street and induces motion sickness in his fans. The Chronicles of Chris-chan_ Sonichu's Edge [12_3_09].mp4 Holiday Greetings 5 December 2009 (1:28) Comics Safetyparka.png Chris seemingly draws Sonichu in the snow and wishes everybody happy holidays. In reality he just praises his comic again and not-so-subtly compares it to the coming of Jesus. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Don We Now Our Gay Apparel [12 5 09].mp4 Captain's Log, Stardate December 9th, 2009 9 December 2009 (8:08) Homos Rumors Galpals Vert Blue Grey Shirt Chris talks about his disgust for the homosexual ads Jack Thaddeus has placed on CWCipedia and begs his TRUE and LOYAL fans in Europe to donate him money to get them removed. He then goes on access some rumors he have heard about a future Family Guy episode featuring him, and tells about his ideas for the episode which is just a bunch of narcissistic self-promoting bullshit. He also want his new gal-pal to voice Rosechu. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Family Gay [12 9 09].mp4 Fanmail Reading 10 December 2009 (10:00) Orange Chris reads some of the fan letters he's received through the mail, and then complains about the quality of the free things given to him. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Full-Life Consequences [12 10 09].mp4 Congrats, Jack Black 12 December 2009 (1:57) Video games Red Yellow Stripe Chris congratulates Jack Black for winning an award for Brutal Legend in the Spike TV Video Game Awards, an awards show that nobody cares about. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Blackjacked [12 12 09].mp4 IPods Down and Listen Up 15 December 2009 (1:43) Music Straight White Lines Chris attempts a freestyle rap, where he suggests that he has taken Viagra, and it has given him the confidence to rape women to produce tiger/panther cubs (or so his lyrics go). In reality, Chris's doctor has told him he has a vitamin deficiency and Chris is acting like the vitamins he's taken are Viagra crystal meth. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Viva Viagra [12 15 09].mp4 Hello, Juffalo 18 December 2009 (5:53) Crazy Music Galpals Straight White Lines Chris tries to sing over another song, this time by Insane Clown Posse labelmates Dark Lotus. He has painted his face in the manner of a Juggalo, and also Sonichu, and fails at reciting the lyrics despite obviously reading them from a piece of paper. 202 The Chronicles of Chris-chan_ Downs with the Clowns [12_17_09](medium_H.264-AAC).mp4 Captain's Log, Stardate December 20th, 2009 20 December 2009 (2:40) Rumors Greenwidestripeshirt.png Chris complains about a Times Square billboard bearing his image and tortures a cat. The Chronicles of Chris-chan_ Raging Pussy [12_20_09].mp4 A Sonichu Day 24 December 2009 (9:16) Comedy Yellow & Red Stripe Chris helpfully illustrates what boring chores Sonichu and Rosechu have to deal with using the power of Lego minifigures. The Chronicles of Chris-chan_ Toy Story [12_24_09].mp4 Shout out to Fans in Hospital 24 December 2009 (1:20) Red Yellow Stripe Website Chris gives a shout-out to the Columbine shooters because "they got into a car accident and are now in the hospital". Chris-Chan's Shout out to Fans in Hospital [reupload]-ixWOEufug-A.mp4 Kill De Jack 25 December 2009 (3:21) Rage Clyde Yellow & Red Stripe Chris make a video endorsing murder of Jack Thaddeus for the ads he's putting on his site. Clyde Cash is also mentioned. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Jingle Hells [12 25 09].mp4 Download For Play Only 26 December 2009 (3:44) Homos Video games Website Clyde Yellow & Red Stripe Chris rambles about how we should be able to download LBP levels and how a game's merchandise is its wedding ring and forbids everyone to alter his custom levels. He elegantly changes the subject at the end of the video to request the murder of Jack Thaddeus in revenge for the homo ads. The Chronicles of Chris-chan MEDIA MOLECULE PLZ LISTEN [12 26 09].mp4 To Clyde and Jack 27 December 2009 (3:25) Homos Rage Clyde Yellow & Red Stripe Chris states that he likes homosexuals, implies that Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus's actions harm the LGBT community, and suggests that the two aforementioned trolls commit suicide and rot in Hell. The Chronicles of Chris-chan 1-800-SUICIDE [12 27 09].mp4 Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp 31 December 2009 (1:42) Website Clyde Reason Dangerstripeshirt.PNG Chris ask to the CWCipedia's Sysop to remove the ad right next to the title of his front page. He also wishes for the suicide of Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Heyo Captain Jack(Ass) [12 31 09].mp4 January—June 2010 January 2010 This was my fault 2 January 2010 (1:22) Website Reason Dangerstripeshirt.PNG Chris asks for forgiveness from The Coca-Cola Company and the CWCipedia's Sysop for his infringement of copyright laws. The Chronicles of Chris-chan I Trolled Myself [1 2 10].mp4 The Chronicles of Chris-chan ALL MY FAULT [1 2 10].mp4 Down with Asperchu 9 January 2010 (2:55) Fan Art Rage Asperchu Captainfalconshirt.PNG Since Chris believes he is victorious over the gays after getting the despised ads taken off of his CWCipedia, he imposes his wrath upon Alec Benson Leary, the creator of Asperchu. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Ass Pies [1 9 10].mp4 Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2010 12 January 2010 (1:11) Violence Fan Art Rage Asperchu Dog Shirt Chris, delusional as always, mentions talks of a work with anime distribution company ADV Films (which shut down 4 months before the video was created) and gives a shout out to a mysterious girl named Ginger before going into a tard rage over the Asperchu ads on his site. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Don t Blow Your Top [1 12 10].mp4 The Chronicles of Chris-chan Don t Blow Your Top Update [1 12 10].mp4 Captain's Log, Startdate January 14th, 2010 14 January 2010 (2:11) Fan Art Reason Asperchu Dog Shirt In this video, Chris tries to convince the audience that he is a good person even after he cursed someone and wished for their imminent demise. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Lol it s cause I has Autizm [1 14 10].mp4 What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N 14 January 2010 (1:13) Music Dog Shirt Chris sings once again, performing his own variation of a "Mr. Plow Remix" that featured in a recent The Simpsons 20th Anniversary special, about how he is Christian Chandler. He proves that he cannot play the harmonica at all, making his statement in the Mailbag yet another lie. The Chronicles of Chris-chan RUGBY [1 14 10].mp4 Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2010 15 January 2010 (:28) Fan Art Rage Asperchu Dog Shirt Chris expresses his desire to take on four dudes at once and then proceeds to drop his dox, again. The Chronicles of Chris-chan SAY THAT TO MY FACE MOTHERFUCKER [1 15 10].mp4 Love Sonichu and Hate Asperchu (1337 version) 15 January 2010 (:51) Fan Art Crazy Asperchu Dog Shirt The video title, U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L, written in some kind of reversed 1337 pseudo-Spanish, is translated as "Love Sonichu and hate Asperchu". Chris tries to be clever by speaking Spanish backwards, but he just ends up sounding like a raving lunatic. He has also been wearing the same shirt for about 4 days now. Take from that what you will. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Gringo [1 15 10].mp4 Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke 17 January 2010 (9:30) Fan Art Rage Asperchu Vert Blue Grey Shirt Chris runs down what he considers to be mockeries of himself in Asperchu, calls for Patti's spirit to eat Alec's soul for dinner, and threatens to get his church congregation and the FBI to take down the Asperpedia. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Asperchu is horrendously... awesome. [1 17 10].mp4 Captain's Log, Stardate January 22nd, 2010 22 January 2010 (1:45) Homos Reason Asperchu Vert Blue Grey Shirt Chris denies the homosexual implications of giving Asperchu a makeover by including home remodeling, cooking, and "myth busting" under the heading of "makeovers." The Chronicles of Chris-chan Pimp My Mythbusters [1 22 2010].mp4 The Chronicles of Chris-chan Pimp My Mythbusters PT. 2 [1 22 2010].mp4 Captain's Log, Stardate January 25th or 26th, 2010 30 January 2010 (2:28) Website Reason Asperchu Redgreenvertstripe.png Chris apologizes to Alec and asks him to reduce the size of the Asperchu ads on the CWCipedia. He also dictates what letters the fans of Sonichu should send him if they want answers in the Mailbag. 222 The Chronicles of Chris-chan_ Shrinkage! [1_30_10](medium_H.264-AAC).mp4 February 2010 CWC address to Royal Board 1 February 2010 (4:23) Comics Racism Reason Red Stripe Chris, having been told that Sonichu violates a UK copyright, attempts to make his case to the Royal Board of Certification. For some reason, he seems hesitant to mention that Sonichu is based off of Sonic the Hedgehog, as though he's dimly aware that he's plagiarizing like crazy. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Bulldoggin [2 1 10].mp4 Address to Mao, the S.O.B. 1 February 2010 (1:03) Homos Website Rage Asperchu Red Stripe Chris casts another Curse-ye-ha-me-ha, this time at Asperpedia's Mao, over the new homoerotic ads on CWCipedia. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Bamboozled [2 1 10].mp4 Apologies to Alec and Evan 1 February 2010 (2:15) Website Reason Asperchu Red Stripe After cursing Mao, Chris excuse himself to Alec and Evan for the "Past Unformalities" and ask if he can tone down his publicity on CWCipedia. The Chronicles of Chris-chan_ Sry guise_ now remove dix [2_1_10].mp4 I Am Alive 5 February 2010 (2:30) Website Reason Asperchu Vert Blue Grey Shirt Chris reacts to the rumors of his premature death, claims that he will kill off Simonla, and says that he is sorry for spreading rumors regarding Alec. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Still Alive [2 5 10].mp4 The Chronicles of Chris-chan BTW [2 5 10].mp4 Captain's Log, Stardate February 9th, 2010 9 February 2010 (3:17) Website Rage Asperchu Straight White Lines Chris makes a video about how Mao, Alec, Evan and Sean have destroyed the undestroyable. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Timecubed [2 9 10].mp4 Cwcsicle February 2010 (?) (1:17) Crazy Safetyparka.png Chris films himself holding his duck in the snow for fifteen minutes in a bid to get himself featured in the upcoming Jackass 3D. CWCsicle (recorded during the Jackass 3-D hype in 2010).mp4 Christian Love Day 23 February 2010 (1:12) Crazy Red Blue Chris proclaims that the trolls may take his dignity, but they'll never take HIS FREEDO- I mean, Christian Love Day! The Chronicles of Chris-chan Independence Day [2 24 10].mp4 Magical Man Potion 24 February 2010 (2:11) Crazy Orange Chris mixes up yet another disgusting concoction, but this time it turns him into someone less pathetic. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde [2 24 10].mp4 PS3 Tutorial for my fans 24 February 2010 (9:57) Video games Crazy Chris attempts to explain the PS3 and PlayStation Network. 231 The Chronicles of Chris-chan_ Triple Tutorial [2_24_10](medium_H.264-AAC).mp4 March 2010 Captain's Log, Stardate March 2nd, 2009 02 March 2010 (2:33) Comics Website Reason Asperchu Tanwidestripeshirt.png Chris apologizes to Alec, and shows off a new Asperchu medallion. The Chronicles of Chris-chan The Other Medallion [3 3 2010].mp4 Surfshack Tito 02 March 2010 (:14) Crazy Surfshack Tito Tanwidestripeshirt.png Chris talks about Rocket Power. The Chronicles of Chris-chan As the Ancient Hawaiians say... [3 3 2010].mp4 A message to the Trolls 10 March 2010 (1:50) Violence Tragedy Rage The Joker Chris laments the ill effects the trolls have had on his life, and pontificates the feelings of a broken heart. This marks the end of his relationship with The Wallflower. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Aspierations [3 10 10].mp4 Don't Mess With Me 10 March 2010 (1:43) Violence Crazy Rage Clyde The Joker Chris imagines going Abu Musab al-Zarqawi on Clyde Cash. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Strangle that Clyde Cash Eclectic Boogaloo [3 10 10].mp4 Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! 14 March 2010 (1:03) Violence Crazy Surfshack Tito Tanwidestripeshirt.png A kilt-wearing Chris threatens Surfshack Tito with a panty shot and his amazing knife skills. The Chronicles of Chris-chan A BAD DEMOMAN! [3 14 10].mp4 "Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!! 14 March 2010 (2:08) Galpals Sex Tragedy Crazy Dangerstripeshirt.PNG Chris begs the Wallflower to be his sweetheart so he won't have to pay $100 for a prostitute. The Chronicles of Chris-chan GIVE ME CHINA PLS [3 14 10].mp4 Happy Sonichu Day 17 March 2010 (1:23) Comics Reason Tanwidestripeshirt.png Chris congratulates himself for ten years of Sonichu, and tells his fans to stop pestering him about updates. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Leprechauns [3 17 10].mp4 Chris Drops the N-Bomb 17 March 2010 (:56) Racism Violence Rage Surfshack Tito Tanwidestripeshirt.png Chris drops an N-Bomb on Surfshack Tito. The Chronicles of Chris-chan A Nigga Moment [3 17 10].mp4 C-Ya Later 21 March 2010 (6:05) Website Comics Reason Surfshack Tito Redgreenvertstripe.png After witnessing the carnage on CWCipedia, Chris vows to stay off the internet. For real this time. Honest. The Chronicles of Chris-chan GET OUT [3 21 10].mp4 Cleveland Show Voice Rant 22 March 2010 (1:06) Television Reason Redgreenvertstripe.png Chris discusses the quality of the voice acting on The Cleveland Show, 36 hours after vowing to leave the internet forever. The Chronicles of Chris-chan I left the Internet. BTW SETH [3 22 10].mp4 F Abstinance 28 March 2010 (1:32) Sex Rage Captainfalconshirt.PNG Chris condemns abstinence-based sex education, but for all the wrong reasons. The Chronicles of Chris-chan with RAGE [3 28 10].mp4 April 2010 Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean 12 April 2010 (4:28) Racism Reason Rage Audio.png Game_Place_saga Chris returns to the Game Place and calls the manager "Jew" when he refuses to admit him back. Audio only. The Chronicles of Chris-chan The Snide Semite [4 12 10].mp4 For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV 22 April 2010 (5:03) Sex Crazy Jackie MountAndDoMe.png Muscle bra Leaked Chris sets the record straight for his new gal-pal, performs oral sex on the camera, and talks about his bra. (NSFW) For J-R s Eyes Only.MOV A.K.A. PUSSY EATING 102 [4 19 10].mp4 04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless 23 April 2010 (8:49) Autism Reason Muscle bra Chris talks about Autism while wearing a bra. He also chastises men who are topless because nipples should stay a mystery. The Chronicles of Chris-chan tl;dr also NO TOPLESS GUYS [4 23 10].mp4 May 2010 I Pimp My Ride 5 May 2010 (:34) Video games Smug Pokémon League Chris brags about ruining his PS3. The Chronicles of Chris-chan YO DAWG WE HEARD- [5 5 10].mp4 100 2178 8 May 2010 (7:07) Tragedy Crazy OrangeSleeveless.png Chris sits in the dark and blames the Greene County school system for his having no friends. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Dem Autistic Blues [5 9 10].mp4 05142010 15 May 2010 (4:44) Autism Tragedy PityShirt.png Chris talks about a girl murdered by her boyfriend and how he's unable to socialize due to the trolls. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Chris and the Bad News GodBear [5 15 10].mp4 Some Favored Comedians 20 May 2010 (9:53) Rumors Television Reason Comedy White T TruckerSprite.png Chris mentions his family before analyzing voice acting in his favorite TV shows, and talking about his favorite comedians. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Shit Nobody Cares About [5 20 10].mp4 100 2188 27 May 2010 (4:41) Website Homos Rage BlueTshirt.png TruckerSprite.png Chris projects about trolls being autistic and obsessed with computers. He is also STRAIGHT. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Hypocrite Hour [5 27 10].mp4 100 2189 31 May 2010 (1:56) Website Rumors Reason Smug Chris makes clear that he still retains the rights to Sonichu despite the CWCipedia being under new ownership. He also encourages the trolls to work harder in order to bring him back to the internet. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Scared off the Internet [5 31 10].mp4 June 2010 6 June 2010 (9:09) Rumors Reason Redblacktrim.png Game_Place_saga Chris tries to explain why he was stalking Michael Snyder with a camera, and subsequent attempts at vehicular manslaughter. He then blames the internet for all his problems, again. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Snyder and the Jerkop Jamboree [6 6 2010].mp4 August—November 2010 August 2010 EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW 27 August 2010 (6:35) Trolls Reason Tragedy HighSchoolShirt.png Chris reaches out to his former classmates in an attempt to organize a High School Reunion, and speaks out against the trolls. The Chronicles of Chris-Chan - High School Short Bus Reunion-kU3yt83eiQk.mp4 Stardate, August 27, 2010 (2:50) Video games Tragedy HighSchoolShirt.png Chris explains how he accidentally formatted his PS3 and, having learned about the true meaning of formatting and effectively destroying the most important aspect of his life, concedes "victory" to the trolls. The Chronicles of Chris-chan CYOA Lying or Not [8 27 10].mp4 The MovingForward videos 29 August 2010 (6:36) Video games Tragedy Crazy Clyde Surfshack Tito HighSchoolShirt.png Leaked Chris breaks his PS3 dead for a cash bounty that never came into fruition. CHRIS DESTROYS THE PS3 (8 25 2010) ☢.mp4 ItIsFinished.MOV 30 August 2010 (2:28) Video games Rumors Crazy Clyde Surfshack Tito PlainOrangeShirt.png Chris runs over the remains of the PS3 with his car due to a heckler. August 30, 2010 - Hard Drive Run-Over ItIsFinished.MOV.mp4 September 2010 Haters Gonna Hate.MOV 6 September 2010 (1:32) Rumors Trolls Smug PlainOrangeShirt.png Chris rants at the trolls, complete with the Sonichu medallion. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Haters going down for the count, looking at the ground [9 6 2010].mp4 To Jackie, with Love.MOV 13 September 2010 (4:37) Galpals Sex Crazy Jackie Redblacktrim.png Chris declares his love for Jackie. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Jumping Jacks [9 13 10].mp4 XBox is OK.MOV 13 September 2010 (2:52) Rumors Homos Video games Smug Reason Redblacktrim.png Chris recants his hatred of the HEXBox, homos and removes all curses he has given--probably as part of a name clearing drive to impress Jackie. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Ex-Hex-Box (also gays are okay again) [9 13 2010].mp4 Song for Jackie.MOV 16 September 2010 (3:50) Music Racism Sex Crazy Jackie TruckerSprite.png Chris puts on blackface to look like Mr. Popo and "sings" his version of "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" by the Crash Test Dummies. CWC Records - Christian Weston Chandler - Song for Jackie-N06ImNoXss4.mp4 Lars' Ship Has Sunk 25 September 2010 (1:35) Galpals Power Violence Crazy Smug Jackie Brickfestshirt.png Chris sink's Lars' boat and the consequences will never be the same. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Flippy-Floppies [9 25 2010].mp4 Anti Troll Movement Video1 26 September 2010 (1:42) Music Trolls Rumors Smug Brickfestshirt.png Chris promotes both his anti-troll efforts and Oil of Olay. The Chronicles of Chris-chan All Washed Up [9 26 2010].mp4 New Address 27 September 2010 (1:03) Trolls Violence Smug Jackie Brickfestshirt.png Chris makes a video for Lars in which he gloats about having "taken" Jackie from him, then explains how he will satisfy her every need, and warns Lars not to mess with Jackie. The Chronicles of Chris-chan YOU GROW UP [9 27 2010].mp4 Lars Is Jivin'.MP4 30 September 2010 (:34) Trolls Violence Smug Crazy Jackie Green White Stripe Chris mocks a boat Lars made for Jackie, and throws a tape dispenser at his PSEye. Lars Is Jivin'.MP4-ApWRB4iLKMM.mp4 The Chronicles of Chris-chan Nice Boat [9 30 2010].mp4 October 2010 100 2261.MOV 1 October 2010 (1:53) Rumors Video games Reason Jackie Game_Place_saga Pokémon League Chris apologizes to The GAMe PLACe employees, particularly Mike, for blaming them for his ban. The Chronicles of Chris-chan It was my fault. Mostly. Kinda. [10 1 2010].mp4 I like Mary Poppins 2 October 2010 (1:04) Music Crazy Jackie Greenwidestripeshirt.png Chris tries to dance like the chimney sweeps singing "Step In Time" in Mary Poppins. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Mary Poppins Hoppins [10 2 1020].mp4 Lars Is Jivin'.MP4 2 October 2010 (2:57) Trolls Violence Smug Crazy Jackie Green White Stripe Chris uploads the full version of the Lars Is Jivin' video, with Chris mocking Lars for his obsession with model boats which ultimately ended his relationship with Jackie. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Nice Boat UNCUT [10 2 2010].mp4 100 2265 3 October 2010 (:31) UnknownIcon.png Crazy Jackie Muscle bra Chris dresses up as the Hamburglar, complete with muscle bra. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Aspurglar [10 3 10].mp4 100 2266 4 October 2010 (6:12) Music Rumors Crazy Tragedy Jackie Verticalredyellowshirt.png Continuing with the McDonalds character theme, the start of this video sees Chris dress up as the Grimace. He then removes his costume and proceeds to play the Gitar of Fail, while singing Mark Wills' "Don't Laugh at Me". The Chronicles of Chris-chan This can t even be titled [10 4 2010].mp4 100 2267 7 October 2010 (1:15) Trolls Rumors Crazy Rage Clyde Jackie PityShirt.png Chris puts on blackface again and impersonates Clyde Cash, in retaliation for the recent rumors he's been making. The Chronicles of Chris-chan The Situation [10 7 2010].mp4 100 2269 7 October 2010 (5:34) Music Crazy Jackie Vert Blue Grey Shirt Dressed up in construction paper and armed with his gitar, Chris attempts to impersonate the Beatles. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Paul McFartney [10 7 2010].mp4 100 2270 7 October 2010 (1:36) Trolls Crazy Rage Liquid Asperchu Jackie PityShirt.png Chris attempts to impersonate Alec/Liquid in a video full of Asperchu rage. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Asperchewed [107 2010].mp4 ECV 00001 9 October 2010 (3:34) Racism Violence Reason Crazy Jackie Muscle bra Chris yammers about the Cherokee. 270 The Chronicles of Chris-chan_ Shitting Bull [10_9_2010](medium_H.264-AAC).mp4 A Hike 9 October 2010 (8:52) Power Reason Vert Blue Grey Shirt Chris exhausts himself hiking a very short distance. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Chris goes Outdoors [10 9 2010].mp4 ECV 00002 10 October 2010 (1:26) Trolls Sex Reason Crazy Jackie Red Yellow Stripe Chris transforms into his cartoon alter ego. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Avaturd [10 10 10].mp4 100 2277 12 October 2010 (:54) Music Television Crazy Comedy Jackie Red Yellow Stripe Chris dresses as Fred Flintstone, with bonus Homer Simpson impression at the end. 273 The Chronicles of Chris-chan_ A Gay Ol' Time [10_12_2010](medium_H.264-AAC).mp4 100 2279 12 October 2010 (1:39) Television Crazy Comedy Jackie Red Yellow Stripe Chris does a poor Cleveland impression by holding a DVD case in front of his face. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Cleveland (Doesn t Rock) [10 12 2010].mp4 I put on my Wizard's cloak and magic hat 14 October 2010 (:47) Homos Trolls Crazy Jackie Red Yellow Stripe Chris dresses as Harry Potter and casts a spell to curse the trolls. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Harry Plopper [10 14 2010].mp4 100 2281 15 October 2010 (1:23) Racism Trolls Crazy Smug Tragedy Jackie Chris guzzles a bottle of Kahlúa in Borb's kitchen, drunkenly ranting against Lars. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Gobble Gobble Jivin Turkey [10 14 2010].mp4 Pregnant Act 18 October 2010 (1:47) UnknownIcon.png Crazy Verticalredyellowshirt.png Muscle bra Jackie K-SwissShirt.png A self-impregnated Chris gives birth. 278 The Chronicles of Chris-chan_ mpreg video [10_19_2010](medium_H.264-AAC).mp4 Breast Cancer Awareness 18 October 2010 (:52) UnknownIcon.png Crazy JackieK-SwissShirt.png Chris discusses the dangers of breast cancer. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Lumps [10 19 2010].mp4 Gilligan Be or Not 18 October 2010 (1:06) Television Crazy Jackie Redblacktrim.png Chris performs a soliloquy of sorts from the TV show Gilligan's Island. Chronicles of Chris-chan Gullible s Isle [10 19 10].mp4 Vitameatavegamin 18 October 2010 (:43) Television Comedy Crazy Jackie Chris repeats, almost verbatim, a well-known segment from the TV show I Love Lucy. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Pill Popping [10 19 2010].mp4 A Public Announcement for Congress 18 October 2010 (6:24) UnknownIcon.png Trolls Crazy Jackie Chris outlines his plans if he was elected as president. The Chronicles of Chris-chan CHANGE (reupload, original was messed up) [10 19 2010].mp4 Pregnant Act 19 October 2010 (1:49) UnknownIcon.png Crazy Redgreenvertstripe.png Jackie Muscle bra Chris remakes the mpreg video he uploaded the previous day. The Chronicles of Chris-chan They need to do way instain mother [10 19 2010].mp4 A Workout 19 October 2010 (3:33) Power Crazy Jackie Muscle bra Chris pads out his bra and does a workout. The Chronicles of Chris-chan World of Workoutcraft [10 19 2010].mp4 SonichuBabies 25 October 2010 (12:04) UnknownIcon.png Crazy Chris plays with some homemade Sonee and Rosey puppets. 12 MINUTES OF THIS HORSE SHIT.mp4 PlayingHouse 25 October 2010 (5:56) UnknownIcon.png Sex Crazy Jackie Chris plays with some LEGO people. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Let s play house, you ll be the door and I slam you [10 25 2010].mp4 Wigwam 25 October 2010 (:15) Racism Crazy Red Blue Chris pretends to smoke tobacky. 285 The Chronicles of Chris-chan_ Pokéhontas [10_25_2010](medium_H.264-AAC).mp4 DayOut 25 October 2010 (15:24) UnknownIcon.png Rumors Reason Greenwidestripeshirt.png Chris drives around Ruckersville and Charlottesville in a series of nine videos. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Manbaby s Day Out pt. 1 [10 25 2010].mp4 The Chronicles of Chris-chan Manbaby s Day Out pt. 2 [10 25 2010].mp4 The Chronicles of Chris-chan Manbaby s Day Out pt. 3 [10 25 2010].mp4 The Chronicles of Chris-chan Manbaby s Day Out pt.4 [10 25 2010].mp4 The Chronicles of Chris-chan Manbaby s Day Out pt.5 [10 25 2010].mp4 The Chronicles of Chris-chan Manbaby s Day Out pt.6 [10 25 2010].mp4 The Chronicles of Chris-chan Manbaby s Day Out pt.7 [10 25 2010].mp4 The Chronicles of Chris-chan Manbaby s Day Out pt.8 [10 25 2010].mp4 The Chronicles of Chris-chan The Shitmobile AWAYYY [10 25 2010].mp4 WeighIn 25 October 2010 (:27) Power Red Blue Chris weighs himself. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Whale Watch [10 25 2010].mp4 FullHouse 25 October 2010 (1:27) Music Greenwidestripeshirt.png Chris tries to sing the Full House theme song and slurs it badly. The Chronicles of Chris-chan His House Is Full amirite [10 25 2010].mp4 Don'tPintheOop 30 October 2010 (2:35) UnknownIcon.png Trolls Reason Tragedy Jackie Clyde Vert Red Chris talks about fecal incontinence and other subjects. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Pippy. P. Poopypants [10 30 2010].mp4 ShowerClean1 30 October 2010 (:15) UnknownIcon.png Reason Brickfestshirt.png Grey T-shirt Chris discusses the proper way to clean his shower wall. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Shower Unclean 1 [10 30 2010].mp4 ShowerClean2 30 October 2010 (:18) UnknownIcon.png Reason Brickfestshirt.png Grey T-shirt Chris cleans a single spot of his shower wall before giving up. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Shower Unclean 2 [10 30 2010].mp4 SpaghettiRoutine 30 October 2010 (4:50) UnknownIcon.png Trolls Crazy Comedy Vert Red Chris mimics the way of making spaghetti with meatballs and demonstrates how to eat canned food like a pig. The Chronicles of Chris-chan I hope he doesn t make lotsa spaghetti! [10 30 2010].mp4 WelcometoBollywood 30 October 2010 (7:23) UnknownIcon.png Music Crazy Muscle bra Chris shows us his belly-dancing moves while wearing a padded bra. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Bollywouldn t [10 30 2010].mp4 Book10Replacement 30 October 2010 (3:53) Comics Crazy Chris re-writes the end of Sonichu 10. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Laziness Abound [10 30 2010].mp4 DrainedCreativity 30 October 2010 (:28) Trolls Tragedy Rage Vert Red Chris blames the trolls and Clyde Cash for his lack of creativity. 301 The Chronicles of Chris-chan_ SONICHU IS DEAD [10_30_2010](medium_H.264-AAC).mp4 DivineTrial 30 October 2010 (3:17) Trolls Violence Crazy Vert Red Clyde Chris judges Clyde Cash in a Kangaroo court. He then proceeds to kill him, again. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Fink Plamingos [10 30 2010].mp4 JuggaloShoutOut 30 October 2010 (:19) Trolls Crazy Vert Red Clyde Chris gives a "shout out" to fellow Insane Clown Posse fans and misattributes a song to them. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Miracle (that this video is short) [10 30 2010].mp4 HairDifferenceBefore 30 October 2010 (:43) UnknownIcon.png Rumors Reason Vert Red Chris shows us his dirty hair and prepares to wash it. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Hair Today... [10 30 2010].mp4 HairDifferenceAfter 30 October 2010 (:36) UnknownIcon.png Rumors Reason Creepyrobe.PNG Chris shows us his washed hair, which shows little difference from the unwashed ones. The Chronicles of Chris-chan ... gone tomorrow. [10 30 2010].mp4 Ghostbusters (video) 30 October 2010 (4:35) Music Crazy Vert Red Chris howls and then plays the Ghostbusters theme on Rock Band 2. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Stay Puft [10 30 2010].mp4 ToJackie 30 October 2010 (2:32) Galpals Tragedy Comedy Reason Jackie Brickfestshirt.png Chris swears on the Bible that he loves Jackie and that he cares more for her than video games, Sex toys or other objects. The Chronicles of Chris-chan PSTriple Love Triangle [10 30 2010].mp4 November 2010 100 2278 06 November 2010 (:49) Power Reason Jackie Red Yellow Stripe Leaked Chris tries to do pull-ups. 100_2278-XWTsHUjAwl8.mp4 100 2357.MOV 22 November 2010 (:24) Reason Rage Website Greenwidestripeshirt.png Chris announces that he is leaving the internet again and deletes all his videos in the process. 100_2357.MOV-eQqO3kFaV2w.mp4 July 2011 Chris and Jackie's Date 11 July 2011 (4:21) Sex Crazy Jackie Tomgirl Leaked Chris pretends that his blow-up doll is Jackie and screws it in a McDonald's parking lot. Blow-Up and the Beast.mp4 Drivin and sonichu air freshener that doesn t freshen air.mp4 three0612-rqwehgiohcnracga [SaveYouTube.com].mp4 Blow-up doll in bathroom.mp4 Who's Your Brony? 12 July 2011 (2:51) Sex Crazy Jackie Tomgirl Leaked Chris has pretend sex with Jackie and shows his cutie mark. WHO S YOUR BRONY! CUTIE MARK.mp4 WHOOPSIE DOODLES!.mp4 Forgot the Glitter 14 July 2011 (2:00) Sex Crazy Jackie Tomgirl Leaked Chris waggles his fat ass for Jackie in the dressing room at Mal-Wart. Mr. Ghetto Virginia BOUNCE.mp4 Cakefarts 18 July 2011 (2:03) Sex Crazy Jackie Tomgirl Leaked Chris farts on a cake for Jackie's amusement, erect duck and all. YOU DON T WANT TO KNOW.mp4 cake fart-9F6859A.mp4 First one is an audio only version. August—December 2011 August 2011 Calling Out "Tito" - Don 06 August 2011 (5:22) Comics Rumors Website Trolls Reason Smug Surfshack Tito Redblacktrim.png Chris returns to the internet, calling out trolls following an 8 month hiatus from YouTube. First on his list is Surfshack Tito. Calling Out 'Tito' - Don-gDuIfwZbN3c.mp4 The Chronicles of Chris-chan Surf s Up.mp4 Titos official response to Chris.flv The first 2 videos seem to be of the same content but the first one has a border. Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy 06 August 2011 (3:43) Website Trolls Reason Smug Redblacktrim.png Next on the hit list is Thorg. Calling Out 'Thorg' - Jeremy-6Fh0p9WXRDc.mp4 Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg" 06 August 2011 (1:05) Website Trolls Reason Smug Redblacktrim.png Chris finishes up with a hatrick video, where he sets a deadline for his demands. The Chronicles of Chris-chan I M NOT WATCHING THIS MY AUNT IS OVER.mp4 Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher 09 August 2011 (5:28) Website Trolls Reason Smug Asperchu Tomgirl Green tomgirl.png Red muscle bra Chris exposes Alec Benson Leary, The GAMe PLACe and adjusts his demands towards the trolls. Calling Out 'Alec Benson Leary' - Christopher-WN72luEx708.mp4 It's not that cold 09 August 2011 (1:19) Crazy Comedy TomgirlRed muscle bra Chris re-enacts a scene from The Silence of the Lambs outside while dressed as a Tomgirl. It's not that cold-FTS2n3A7Gzc.mp4 Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy 10 August 2011 (6:15) Website Trolls Reason Smug Surfshack Tito Tomgirl Green tomgirl.png Red muscle bra Chris answers to Tito and keeps on harassing Thorg. Re - Don, and ReCalling Out 'Thorg' - Jeremy-9Nn4u9b_hJk.mp4 Correction of EX relationship status 10 August 2011 (2:42) Galpals Trolls Reason Smug Tomgirl Green tomgirl.png Red muscle bra Chris talks about his previous relationship with The Wallflower. Correction of EX relationship status-wQEdnYD9axU.mp4 Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada 12 August 2011 (3:03) Trolls Smug Tomgirl Red muscle bra Chris exposes Thorg and leaks details from his personal life. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Is it August 31 already.mp4 The Red-Maned Deer 12 August 2011 3:18 Sex Crazy Jackie Tomgirl Chris reads Jackie a poem he wrote about fucking a deer. DAYUM (8 12 2011).mp4 Kaka Makeup Basics 16 August 2011 (6:14) Homos Tomgirl Blue tomgirl.png Chris shows you basic makeup techniques. Kaka Makeup Basics-eB5HUfPI1U8.mp4 Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya 16 August 2011 (6:27) Website Trolls Reason Smug Clyde Tomgirl Blue tomgirl.png Red muscle bra Chris talks about Jack Thaddius and exposes a new troll called Ahuvia. Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya-w1SN9Jl-DTk.mp4 Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg" 20 August 2011 (1:08) Music Crazy Tomgirl Chris raps about wristwatches. Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy 'Thorg'-yuaYqiOEB6c.mp4 Re-Calling Ahuvia 23 August 2011 (2:48) Website Trolls Homos Reason Smug Clyde Tomgirl Mix 107.5 Shirt Chris talks his mind regarding Ahuvia's political views and his transsexualism. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Sieg Fail [8 23 2011].mp4 Advice for Chris-chan from Ahuviya Harel-kE7bp7GKx_U.mp4 ☭ A Moment of Zen, Chairwoman Harel and a Friend on CWC ☭-_GtJIRhK3zw.mp4 Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David 23 August 2011 (3:13) Website Trolls Reason Smug Clyde Tomgirl Mix 107.5 Shirt Chris reveals everything he knows about BlueSpike and yells "JULAY" a lot. The Chronicles of Chris-chan JULAAAYYY [8 23 2011].mp4 Gratitude for a good person in N.C. 23 August 2011 (1:08) Website Trolls Reason Tomgirl Mix 107.5 Shirt Chris thanks an anonymous fan who sent him a used laptop. Gratitude for a good person in N.C.-eih4mhp1TQM.mp4 Victory Rockout 28 August 2011 (2:46) Trolls Crazy Smug Tomgirl Chris tunelessly sings about his satisfaction over Thorg getting suspended. Victory_Rockout.flv Response to ADF 29 August 2011 (6:17) Homos Tragedy Reason Clyde Tomgirl Chris answers to the videos made by Ahuvia. Response to ADF-28R_txwJefI.mp4 Christopher Paul Whitney reveal 30 August 2011 (4:52) Trolls Smug Asperchu Tomgirl Chris releases all the info he got on Alec Benson Leary and eats a microwaved pizza. Christopher Paul Whitney reveal-s8wuTuzw-84.mp4 CWC is a dumb ass-xRTb8prczg8.mp4 November 2011 SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD 12 November 2011 (Various) Homos Music Comedy Crazy Tomgirl Jackie Leaked The debut album from Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls is leaked, where Chris sings about how he is Tomgirl and how he loves Jackie. This is an album so it is not included in the video torrents. 2012 February 2012 Cheerleader 25 February 2012 (0:39) Jackie Tomgirl Leaked Chris acts like a cheerleader. Kick him in the... other knee.mp4 Little Tomboy Blue 25 February 2012 (2:00) Comedy Jackie Tomgirl Leaked Chris performs an alarming striptease to Peaches's "Fuck the Pain Away". urqehgvuierg.flv Teenage Dream 25 February 2012 (2:00) Music Jackie Tomgirl Leaked Chris "sings" tunelessly over Katy Perry's "Teenage Dream". kbtiybktyivd [SaveYouTube.com].avi You're Always Pretty 25 February 2012 (0:55) Tomgirl Leaked Chris makes inappropriate comments towards Barbara in her first video appearance. hyigybybbhgy.flv 2013 Message for John Kyle 22 June 2013 (2:32) Tragedy Leaked Chris angrily addresses Cole Smithey's brother-in-law. Message for John Kyle (Ignored by family video).mp4 CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013 5 November 2013 (10:57) Reason Tomgirl Live.png Chris guides the viewer around his Lego high school while an unidentified person works the camera. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Brick by Brick [10 18 2013].mp4 Tour of Chris's House II 11 December 2013 (4:53) Reason Leaked Chris makes another tour about his filthy house. gross.mp4 Hello, my sweety baby Uncertain date 2013 (2:04) Crazy Music Leaked Chris attempts (and fails) to imitate Michigan J. Frog. Hello, my sweetie baby (Michigan J. Frog video).mp4 2014 July 2014 Tick-Tock Clock 17 July 2014 (1:01) Video games One minute of Mario Kart 8 gameplay featuring Chris. Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (DS) Tick-Tock Clock-8OCcjXPMCJA.mp4 Sherbet Land 18 July 2014 (1:02) Video games Another brief demonstration of Chris's accomplishments in Mario Kart 8. Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (GCN) Sherbet Land-9vhjRRRuTKA.mp4 August 2014 Mario Circuit 4 August 2014 (1:01) Video games More footage of Chris's avatar playing Mario Kart 8. Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - Mario Circuit-lEK3ltk1taE.mp4 October 2014 I Love You, Catherine 4 October 2014 (6:27) Galpals Reason Tragedy Tomgirl Catherine Chris apologizes to a trolling woman named Catherine, who he'd been in an "open relationship" with. The Chronicles of Chris-chan Snorlax-O-Vision [10 4 2014].mp4 To Mr. Smith 26 October 2014 (1:16) Website Reason Tragedy Tomgirl Catherine Chris apologizes to an unsatisfied eBay customer that he engaged in a feud with. Chris Chan To Mr Smith-AR9dxuFGzw8.mp4 November 2014 Brushfire Video 6 November 2014 (5:35) Rage Comedy Smug Tomgirl Sonic Boom Chris stands by the window and records a male trying to put out a brushfire. Shovel Mech Video [11-6-2014].mp4 December 2014 Mario Circuit 2 December 2014 (1:01) Video games Sonic Boom Another example of Chris's spectacular gameplay in Mario Kart 8. Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - Mario Circuit-nObkrWFwQBk.mp4 GameStop Assault 27 December 2014 (0:12) Video games UnknownIcon.png Rage Violence Tomgirl Sonic Boom A Tumblr user records Chris assaulting a GameStop employee for not letting him vandalize store property. tumblr_nh7nsg7gp41taqnhx_720.mp4 2015 April 2015 Dry Dry Desert 23 April 2015 (1:02) Video games Chris shows off his prowess at Mario Kart 8. Mario Kart 8 - (GCN) Dry Dry Desert-ZCt4LXwrM8U.mp4 Sherbet Land 23 April 2015 (1:02) Video games More gameplay footage of Chris's Mario Kart 8 endeavors. Wii U - Mario Kart 8 - (GCN) Sherbet Land-_VM42yd8CN0.mp4 May 2015 Tip1 24 May 2015 (0:10) Homos Music First of three leaked by heyyyJackiePie on the forums, showing Chris enjoying a performance at the Impulse Gay Social Club. Tip1-g9WF2PSOhu8.mkv Tip2 24 May 2015 (1:31) Homos Music Second leaked video showing another performance at the club, with Chris in a slightly larger role. Tip2-iRPfL2bIcC0.mkv Wooooo! 24 May 2015 (0:42) Homos Music Last one leaked, featuring Chris showing his dance skills with another human being. Wooooo!--bcitGjjlkw.mkv October 2015 CWC Mii Showcase 14 October 2015 (0:50) Video games Chris and his parents fight enemies in Super Smash Bros. CWC Mii Showcase-tTPncjK7woQ.mp4 Jerkops and Janekops 14 October 2015 (0:53) Video games Chris offs the pigs in Super Smash Bros. Jerkops and Janekops-JYNzV8KSROE.mkv CWC vs Autism 14 October 2015 (3:15) Video games Triune Chris conquers autism in Super Smash Bros. CWC vs Autism-XnEkxWuODGQ.mkv Slaweel Vs Count Graduon 14 October 2015 (3:15) Video games Enemies face off in Super Smash Bros. Slaweel Vs Count Graduon-Fj06GojZ00o.mkv Slaweel Ryam 14 October 2015 (3:15) Video games The witch battles law enforcement figures in Super Smash Bros. Slaweel Ryam-Hgsb8oNC3oI.mkv Autism Takeover 17 October 2015 (3:15) Video games Jerkops fight autism and lose in Super Smash Bros. Autism Takeover-D8La2SJGR68.mkv CWCs Vs Autism Round 2 17 October 2015 (3:15) Video games Chris plays Kick the Autistic in Super Smash Bros. CWCs Vs Autism Round 2-neh6SkxzIiM.mkv Thank You from Christine Chandler 17 October 2015 (1:17) Comics Reason Comedy Chris thanks his fanbase for giving him money. Thank You from Christine Chandler-igd41tAdNJk.mp4 I Vs the foes 26 October 2015 (3:15) Video games Chris fights three enemies in Super Smash Bros. I Vs the foes-L5np6ZfNVm4.mkv I Vs a horde 26 October 2015 (3:15) Video games Chris battles a multiracial slew of jerkops in Super Smash Bros. I Vs a horde-2dFv0dNj_gc.mkv Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia. 29 October 2015 (3:45) Homos Comics Reason Tomgirl Chris tries to persuade his fans that he is sorry for hating homos. Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia.-K1WZ7GCcH6Y.mp4 November 2015 HelloLadyFans 1 November 2015 (2:29) Sex Homos Crazy Tomgirl Chris attempts to seduce his female fanbase. HelloLadyFans.mp4 Family Needs to appreciate Family 10 November 2015 (3:15) Reason Chris tries to guilt-trip his half-siblings into helping out his elderly mother. Family Needs to appreciate Family-dsnLQii5lTk.mkv Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle! 11 November 2015 (8:29) Comics Comedy Chris experiments with Anaglyph 3D in advertising his toys. Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!-hMt-xqtw744.mp4 Donation Options Reviewed. 12 November 2015 (13:13) Comics Reason Chris pledges a great degree of rewards to those who donate to his Etsy page. Donation Options Reviewed.-lKQ5aB5to7Q.mp4 Yes, it still has been I, Christine Weston Chandler, who has been uploading the videos personally. 15 November 2015 (0:26) Reason Chris confirms to his adoring True and Loyal Fanbase that it is indeed him who is posting videos to the CwcvilleGuardian YouTube account. For a video with the longest title to date, it's surprisingly short. Yes, it still has been I, Christine Weston Chandler, who has been uploading the videos personally.-drUQmBq0Oe8.mp4 Black Friday Bonuses from Cwcville Shopping 15 November 2015 (5:46) Reason Chris offers special Black Friday bonuses on his Sonichu merch. Black Friday Bonuses from Cwcville Shopping-4uv2IkQgI1M.mp4 Doxing Jeff/Francine 17 November 2015 (3:09) Smug Chris calls out a trans woman named Francine for distributing unofficial Sonichu merchandise. Doxing Jeff_Francine-cGz0sctOS7U.mp4 'Doxing Jeff_Francine' Adult Chronicles Edition-2Pny8liUdAo.mp4 Second video is a fan version. Reaching Out to Game Developers. 19 November 2015 (6:02) Comics Video games Smug Chris returns to his e-begging for gaming companies to pick up his idea for a Sonichu game. Reaching Out to Game Developers.-LA0hVEbzr74.mkv I Am me; He is not 19 November 2015 (14:30) Comics Video games Rage Smug Chris reaffirms her identity as the true and honest creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, and implores her fans to boycott Francine and her unofficial merchandise I Am me; He is not-orKQVhb8fQ4.mkv Thank You, Jeff, and I accept your apology. 20 November 2015 (8:45) Smug Chris reads out a list unrealistic demands from Jeff, then reads Jeff's sarcastic apology, completely missing the sarcasm. Thank You, Jeff, and I accept your apology.-cQe38GrcLy8.mp4 Female Autism Mii Now Available! 25 November 2015 (3:22) Video games Chris uses Super Smash Bros. gameplay to advertise yet another new Amiibo for sale on Etsy. Female Autism Mii Now Available!-H5ZB2PujGp0.mkv Blake Sonichu Friday Update 25 November 2015 (5:56) Reason Chris releases an old video, Black Friday Bonuses from Cwcville Shopping, with minor changes to reflect new Etsy sales. Blake Sonichu Friday Update-N096VF6qKOU.mp4 Sonichu and Rosechu's folksy Theme Song 29 November 2015 (0:53) Music Crazy Chris sings the theme song for his Sonichu franchise. Sonichu and Rosechu's folksy Theme Song-X0RiZF2SI9A.mp4 Family and Couples Figures Available for collecting and purchase. Also Sandy and Zapina Rosechu. 29 November 2015 (0:56) Reason Chris shills his Sonichu Amiibo for the holiday season. Family and Couples Figures Available for collecting and purchase. Also Sandy and Zapina Rosechu.-k7jEI1RpmSE.mp4 Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers 29 November 2015 (14:59) Rage Chris instructs his fanbase to impose an embargo on local stores which have refused to unban him since 26 December 2014. Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers-ZhM1rDTwvY8.mp4 December 2015 Embargo Update 12/2/2015 2 December 2015 (0:43) Reason Chris follows up on his previous video, strongly suggesting that his fans make Facebook posts excoriating his enemies. Embargo Update 12-2-2015.mp4 Embargo Update 12_2_2015-X0QC4wK5QJg.mp4 !! Duplicates, Second file is higher quality. Oestrogel application and Vibrating Bra, How To. 6 December 2015 (4:15) Reason Chris demonstrates the steps he is taking to flower into a beautiful woman. Oestrogel application and Vibrating Bra, How To..mp4 GameStop is UNFAIR to Everyone; Not Just Me! 7 December 2015 (10:02) Reason Rage Chris responds to a letter he has received from GameStop by further encouraging his fanbase to protest against the company's discriminatory policies. GameStop is UNFAIR to Everyone; Not Just Me!-BUd_7H8kBAg.mp4