Lolcows
Lolcows are people whose eccentric behavior can be "milked" for entertainment.
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Shot off his dick and ate it for upboats/ probably killed himself
disabled mommy blogger and her autistic husband aping DaddyOFive, abuses children for fun and profit
like seriously wtf, anti-science religious cultist scared of CWC killing Pmurt
Deep green doomsday cult leader, confrontational SJW and deranged pervert with a porn moustache
"As I've said for months, science is soccery!"
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Failing middle-aged let's player, fired by Machinima, dumped by his full time girlfriend.
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DSP-log who ended up surpassing Phil as a lolcow. The sok proved phil right. Fuched on Kiwi.
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Horrorcow
Vidar Viking Elvi / BrightSideViking / WhaleKermin / Chimichanga / Spoon/ DarthRadeonViking
God Complex, Sociopath, Nazi, Provider/WhiteKnight of DSP, Ritualist, StolenValor, Pedo, hates women
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Mentally Deficient Fan Artist With Odd Fetishes and a Fanfic Universe
Russell Greers Final Form - Celebrity Stalker, Cosgrover, Truck Loving Autist, Maybe Dan Schneider??
The Founders of BLM Toronto, Scammers, Racial Supremacists. "WE WUZ COSMIC DUST N SHIT"
Antifa aligned riot "reporter" with conspiratorial views on police "cops using Israeli skunk spray"
ROUND 2: wannabe celebrity, liar, Twitter troll spooked by Kiwi Farms, retweeting him is illegal
has sued thousands of people including Adolf Hitler, The ghostbusters, and Martha Stewart
Randy Stair's best friend. Doesn't understand interviews. Probably a murderer in the making.
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"Who is hotter, Arthur's mom Jane or Caillou's mom Doris?"
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Self proclaimed saviour and antifurry
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Friend of Riley Dennis, Social Media Coordinator for Everyday Feminism
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Dramacow
Lawrence Prairies/User:73.47.71.127/User:107.178.46. (impersonator of real DeltaQuad from Wikipedia)
Powertripping wikisperg who wanted to make Miraheze North Korea 2.0
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Racist Walrus, BLM nutter exploiting tragedy for personal gain, shameless e-beggar, prostitute
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Pc elitist, MRA Extremists, sargon right hand fuckboy. Might be a furry.
Schizophrenic Youtuber who worships a minor character from a bad 90s video game
Balding Kickstarter Scammer, Date Rapist, Substance Abuser, NeoGAF Member
“””cartoonist”””, furry, skitzo, writes poor social justice and generic relatable comics
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WBC Type That Harrasses Pro-Lifers for Not Being Pro-Life Enough
Irrelevant Malaysian comic artist who really, really hates the alt-right
Stalks porn stars, tried to run an escort agency, wannabe actor, Donny Long collaborator
Obsessed with 8+ Year Old Dead Game Project and its Former Members.
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Queer Antifa anarchist militant armed and wants Trump dead
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Author of Legacy Control, a rapey "geek" webcomic. His ability to draw nipples is questionable.
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"Are you serious? Are you fucking kidding me?"
Cartoon Sperg, "Animator", Professional DVD Destroyer
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Social Justice Queer Male Feminist Christian Princess "Jesus was a Socialist"
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Red-Pilled Christian Alpha Male Pedophile & Flat Earther
Advocate of pedophilia and rape, thinks technology steals jobs
Mentally Unhinged Waifuist With Fictional Wife and Fictional Children
Anti-sjw traitor/salt mine, Sargon's #1 Fangirl
Convicted Sex Offender and Pedophile on Deviantart
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Famous for Red vs. Blue, and now just poorly animated shows and their let's plays
Face of the thought police in Britain, focuses on mean words while Britain burns
Racist Autism Activist, Stalker, Anarcho-capitalist, MRA and Gamergater
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Homeless entrepreneur, travelling professional musician, professional victim
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Elite hacker, nemesis of Dr. Nuccitelli, arrested for impersonating a doctor and for sex in public
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Old man who vlogs and smokes for a living, gets into drama
Poppa Grizz A-logger (his arch nemisis) and vlogging sports ranter
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Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community
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37 year old manchild who lives with his mom and got cucked at a Bronycon orgy
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Pedophillic trump a-log that reviews MLP and SU episodes and wants to fuck dogs, troon sociopath
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Pedophile Activist Furry, Kiwi Farms Member, Verbose Cunt, Furry Drama Investigator
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Communist furry, handed out a communist furry manifesto at a furry con, banned from Furaffinity
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Abusive Shit stirring drama cow who claims he is a pacifist. Confirmed Transphobe.
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AnCap Pizzagater who's done so much for this world because of his massive plan to change the World
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Babyfur that grooms children and doesn't want the Kiwi Farms to notice him
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Inactive
Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen
36 year old Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser
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Actual legal name, claims Disney stole it
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