Worst thing Chris has ever done?

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Definitely a toss up between the finger banging pic he made or attempting to run over Snyder.
 
I think Chris's lowest point was probably everything at the tail end of 2010. He was still trying to "Stay straight", he'd become the laughing stock of the Internet, and I think he was still being trolled by Jackie. He made a lot of depressed videos and posts and never really came out of that funk till he turned tom-girl the next year.

The worst thing he's ever done? I guess if you mean "worst thing" as in what it does to others I'd agree with his weird vendetta against Michael Snyder. That shit was all Chris and totally malicious. (even if the accident was an accident, he'd been pestering Snyder etc for a long time). If you mean worst thing as in "Worst thing he did do fuck himself over" I'd say it was drinking his own cum on camera while explaining that he needed to "recycle it" so he didn't run out. It not only made him look like a nasty weirdo, it also showed just how god damn dumb he is for not even understanding the basic function of the stomach and how the human body works.
 
Marvin said:
To remind everyone: Chris did not attempt to run over Snyder. It was an accident.
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Chris did not rev up his engine and peel out with the minivan aimed at Snyder or anything like that, no, but as I understand it Snyder was pressed up close to the van to keep Chris/Barb from leaving, and whoever was driving -tried- to drive away anyway. They could say they never noticed Snyder all pressed to the van, but it doesn't sound like it from the description of things.

I'd say it was accidental in as much as you could judge the panicked reactions of an autistic adult child and a crazed old lady to be an accident
 
Ron_Swanson said:
Chris did not rev up his engine and peel out with the minivan aimed at Snyder or anything like that, no, but as I understand it Snyder was pressed up close to the van to keep Chris/Barb from leaving, and whoever was driving -tried- to drive away anyway. They could say they never noticed Snyder all pressed to the van, but it doesn't sound like it from the description of things.

I'd say it was accidental in as much as you could judge the panicked reactions of an autistic adult child and a crazed old lady to be an accident
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No, they saw Snyder in front of them and stopped. Like, I would say that if someone is in front of your vehicle, your vehicle is in drive, and you knowingly hit the gas anyway, that counts as intentionally hitting him.

Chris didn't do that.
 
I think making Bob's final years on this Earth consist of watching his son turn into a tomgirl was pretty bad
 
Lalala said:
Given an entire group of pathetic people, with a shitton of problems in their lives that they could be fixing, an example to hold up to the world and say "I'm not as bad as him!"
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Yeah, well... At least I don't live in Virginia. I hear that whole state is for virgins.
 
Muscle Bra said:
ShecameforCWC.

He took what may have been his only real friend, admitted that he had sexual fantasies of her, drew those sexual fantasies, uploaded his drawing to a website that made fun of him and then, in his defense, claimed that he did it so he wouldn't RAPE her in the real world.
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There, fixed that for you for added accuracy.
Then, to add insult to injury, he vilified her and -- to this day -- treats her as his personal arch-enemy; when it was OPL who was the unrepentant sociopathic villain in every one of their interactions.
It goes beyond merely "blaming the victim"....OPL kept mistreating her, she would forgive him, and he used that as an excuse to mistreat her even more outrageously. In a sane universe run by a just and loving god, she would have had beaten the living fuck out him. At least, then he would have a feeble excuse for hating her.

Lipitor said:
You really wanna know what the worse thing he ever did was?
SIT ON A CAKE THAT WAS A WHOLE $9 from Wal-mart and only getting to have a little piece of it!
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Oh, but you haven't grasped the true horror of that incident: He ATE the rest of the cake. You know in your heart of hearts that he ATE that cake.
 
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Marvin said:
No, they saw Snyder in front of them and stopped.
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So how did Snyder get injured? I understand Charb had to pay for his medical fees so presumably the guy didn't leave the encounter unscathed, so something must have gone down, right?
 
SnergenFlergen said:
So how did Snyder get injured? I understand Charb had to pay for his medical fees so presumably the guy didn't leave the encounter unscathed, so something must have gone down
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Oh, they definitely hit him with the van at some point. However, it wasn't intentional on Chris' part, and to this day, he doesn't believe it actually happened. He genuinely believes that the van was stopped when Mike was injured and Mike just rubbed his legs on the van or some shit.
 
Marvin said:
Oh, they definitely hit him with the van at some point. However, it wasn't intentional on Chris' part, and to this day, he doesn't believe it actually happened. He genuinely believes that the van was stopped when Mike was injured and Mike just rubbed his legs on the van or some shit.
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He's like a 6 year old that doesn't want punishment and convinces himself his imaginary friend is really, truly the one who broke the lamp when he was playing too rough.
 
Whatisgoingon said:
Wait, when did he get the neighbor's cat put down? I never heard about that :(
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I thought the cat story came from the same questionable source that claimed people in the neighborhood told source that he... I forget, some other stupid shit, like not wearing underwear with a a skirt or something.

Edit: Marvin, who is smart and clever, brought source of his attempt to have a cat killed on his behalf to light.
 
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Someone mentioned he had a neighbor's cat put down. Is there more info about this? That's horrific. Animal abuse, re: the dogs, and this cat incident would definitely be up there for me.

Edit: I was late. I still hold the same opinion about the dogs though.
 
Shoosh said:
Someone mentioned he had a neighbor's cat put down. Is there more info about this? That's horrific. Animal abuse, re: the dogs, and this cat incident would definitely be up there for me.

Edit: I was late. I still hold the same opinion about the dogs though.
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I doubt that really happened, I think they called Animal control but it wasnt put down.
 
Shoosh said:
Someone mentioned he had a neighbor's cat put down. Is there more info about this? That's horrific. Animal abuse, re: the dogs, and this cat incident would definitely be up there for me.

Edit: I was late. I still hold the same opinion about the dogs though.
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https://kiwifarms.net/threads/catie-christmas-eve-texts.6705/#post-457925
Ravenor said:
I doubt that really happened, I think they called Animal control but it wasnt put down.
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In this case, I think the important point is that Chris believes he had the cat put down and that doing so was a justified, reasonable response.
 
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