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SRY but im this is totally different so I made a new post.

I just logged in to my twitch acc and it give me a message that they decreasing the price for subs for the uk fags. Im a bit tired but what I get from this is that twitch will guarantee your usual payments from subs, even if you would get less from those subs now. There is a lot of forbidden math going on but this would have helped him, right? Too bad he is not there anymore. Here is the link if you wanna get into the details.

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Stuck around with the dead-air gang and got to critiquing his shit art work. This would be almost clever if the person drawing it wasn't so fucking stupid.

dsp rotated 180 degrees is dsp. It's an ambigram. Could definitely do some fancy animations with that or a stylised corporate logo . Well I could. He couldn't afford me.

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PieceofShet said:
SRY but im this is totally different so I made a new post.

I just logged in to my twitch acc and it give me a message that they decreasing the price for subs for the uk fags. Im a bit tired but what I get from this is that twitch will guarantee your usual payments from subs, even if you would get less from those subs now. There is a lot of forbidden math going on but this would have helped him, right? Too bad he is not there anymore. Here is the link if you wanna get into the details.

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I think he would miss out based on the "previous 3 months" bit.
 
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Finally snapped and made an account after years of lurking, but there was nothing I could do - the pig made me do it. Have you heard him mentioning a song he liked listening to while playing GTA IV? The one where he went kinda like "nein, nein, nein, shiki-shiki-schweine"?
Check out the video for that song:
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I remember the song (from GTA) and also watched the video once before. Good times.
Not surprising he doesn't get it because he is an uncultured swine.

After all this years it's amazing that he didn't learn what "pig" means in about 50 different languages to make sure he doesn't get trolled. It's really, really ironic he likes this song. I guess wasting time on Twitter and the WWEC app is more important. Despite the fact that he is thin skinned (also known as porcus cum tenuis cutis) and paranoid about anything said in chat, replies, comments, videos etc.

Also, it says "eins, zwei, drei" (German) which simply means "one, two, three". Phil just likes to say "NEIN NEIN NEIN" deep inside.

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Bonus lesson for Phil: Świnia (Pig in Polnish, although it's very similar in other eastern european nations)
 
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Didn't he say how his views have been low because all of the games during the "hard-core gaming season" were just remakes or continuations of older series with no original new games? And now somehow a 20yr remake trilogy is going to be the best game of the season and bring in tons of support? He just loves having a selective memory and will cherry pick anything he can to fit his narrative. Another reason why its hilarious that he thinks he's some type of serious gamer and that his opinions should matter.
 
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GoutMan said:
Another reason why its hilarious that he thinks he's some type of serious gamer and that his opinions should matter.
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He shouldn't be taken seriously regarding games. It always boils down to graphics (even though he uses a console) and how easy it is to finish in regards to his autistic schedule. His fixation on graphics is something that most people who play games grow out of after their teen years when they find something that fills their specific niche. That's why rougelites and Minecraft are so popular, because they're fundamentally satisfying to play. Phil doesn't get those games though and calls the design lazy.
He despises even having to use the most basic of systems that he's not familiar with; I remember in Death Stranding he had the hardest time to just deploy a fucking PCC generator, which to be fair is two menus deep. Not to mention the various tooltips all over the screen at all times.

Also his retarted sense of entitlement that his opinion should matter as a serious content creator but at the same time demands that his audience feed him hot indie game tips because he says there's no news coverage for those. Like he doesn't have the time to browse /r/games at the bare minimum.

Absolute derangement.
 
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Stroke Face II Turbo said:
I remember the song (from GTA) and also watched the video once before. Good times.
Not surprising he doesn't get it because he is an uncultured swine.

After all this years it's amazing that he didn't learn what "pig" means in about 50 different languages to make sure he doesn't get trolled. It's really, really ironic he likes this song. I guess wasting time on Twitter and the WWEC app is more important. Despite the fact that he is thin skinned (also known as porcus cum tenuis cutis) and paranoid about anything said in chat, replies, comments, videos etc.

Also, it says "eins, zwei, drei" (German) which simply means "one, two, three". Phil just likes to say "NEIN NEIN NEIN" deep inside.

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Bonus lesson for Phil: Świnia (Pig in Polnish, although it's very similar in other eastern european nations)
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PieceofShet said:
SRY but im this is totally different so I made a new post.

I just logged in to my twitch acc and it give me a message that they decreasing the price for subs for the uk fags. Im a bit tired but what I get from this is that twitch will guarantee your usual payments from subs, even if you would get less from those subs now. There is a lot of forbidden math going on but this would have helped him, right? Too bad he is not there anymore. Here is the link if you wanna get into the details.

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That's an awesome thing

Except giving to Phil is the problem...

So that's interesting though because Twitch will lose money... Wonder how long it will go down for the while... But Twitch is a bad business model d00d didn't ya know!! 😁
 
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A gta trilogy playthrough sounds like the most boring fucking thing ever, but at the same time it would be fitting for phil to want to go back to that well for content.

Phil's not just played the original trilogy, the later games in the series and the psp games, but pretty sure he's also done redemption runs where the "goal" of those was to "prove detractors wrong" by replaying games without the help of chat (he still got help from chat btw). You would think for someone who's concerned with only newest games coming out that he would invest his time with exactly that, yet it wouldn't surprise me if he ended up using this trilogy as an excuse to play once a week for hours on end while pimping out his viewers for money.
 
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"I hate to say but that seems to be the pattern with this game. Whenever you seem to actually have a good match against someone, they're angry they cant beat up on scrubs and rage quit."

Phil is absolutely right, hes one of them. He plays this garbage version because he can pubstomp lower players. He wont even try fightcade because he will get instantly bodied by players who have been playing SF2 as long as him. When a good player beats him, he quits the lobby like a bitch while complaining about lag and "unearned" wins. Absolute high tier gameplay from a former pro fighting game player.
 
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