Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I can't read any of pats "No, child" type posts without hearing his faggot voice and cringing anymore. It's kinda ruined his posts for me.
If anything, it's improved them for me. At first it was kinda eerie hearing him transition into Saturday Morning Cartoon Villain mode, because it just cements how buttfuckingly insane he is, but a few minutes into it I was roaring with laughter when he was doing the "Yes, child. No, child. Yes, child" thing over and over again. Imagining his tweets with that voice makes it a lot more bearable to sift through his insufferable musings.

Twitter and Trump absolutely broke his brain. Somebody on onaforums made a post about how different he used to be before Trump was elected and it's true. In old appearances on YouTube,
I honestly doubt that, actually. TDS and Twitter dopamine rushes explain some of his behaviour, but definitely not all of it. The constant lying and fanciful tales he spins about his own prowess, the incessant lecturing of others about everything, his pathological need to respond to every criticism or shitpost. These are not the hoofprints of your average, God-fearing checkmark. Most of them will slavishly tow the woke line, cowering and prostrating themselves whenever they do something to offend the hivemind. Meanwhile Pat's arrogance will cause him to make serious progressive faux pas on occasion, and he will double down when called out. In the past he's pigsplained to trannies, and now he's defending them by going full Michael Richards.

It's very likely that most of his awful character traits that we see on full display now existed within him for most of his life, maybe just subdued. We don't see many signs of him being a cunt during his marriage, but absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. A happily-married pregnant woman isn't going to jump ship on a whim, there has to be some incentive. Jon's elephantine schlong was an obvious pull factor, but it's equally possible that Rick was an emotionally absent or abusive partner who didn't show signs of being a provider. This seems to be corroborated by his self-pitying descriptions of the divorce process, and by his petty choice never to be a part of his daughter's life, just because he valued his personal sense of betrayal more.

My personal headcanon is that Paul S. Tomlinson was indeed a lot more normal back in the late 2000s. He had his personal issues but they wouldn't have been noticable to anyone who wasn't intimate with him, and he didn't feel the need to act on them because his life was in a happy place. Then Ade divorces him and he has a mental breakdown, followed by a midlife crisis. This causes him to cope through re-inventing himself in his own mind as some rockstar tough guy intellectual, instead of the careerless insecure cuck he truly is. He ditches his old, unapologetically dweeby attire and glasses for leather coats and more boyish hairdos. His inner thoughts and attitude become even more cunty and self-centred, deluding himself into believing his own lies to build his ego back up.

Then he starts taking real interest in Twitter at the height of Orange Man Bad, a place where being as vile as humanly possible isn't only socially acceptable but encouraged, provided it's aimed at the right targets. Rick's subconcious confuses the thousands of likes he gets for spouting pre-approved opinions with actual validation of his person and his increasingly delusional self-image, and he becomes as hooked as a crack addict. And the rest, as they say, is Pigstory.

Actually, Pat is known for relentlessly DMCAing anything that portrays him in a bad light, so I've uploaded the clip in that last post here. Let the cringe flow over you.

Christ Almighty, that was rough. Legitimately the worst bombing I've ever seen. Even the "what's the deal with shoes" woman managed to get a few nervous pity laughs.
 
Folks, this pigman isn't fat by any medical metric

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He's right about the scenes that were cut but he's not right about the casting or aesthetics. The core problem of that movie is Dune can't be properly adapted to cinema. The first part is just going to be boring because shit just isn't interesting if you don't spend time on exposition, and the amount of time you need to spend on exposition for that pay off simply won't work on the silver screen. The miniseries is almost certainly the best adaptation we're ever going to get.

But the core of the problem aside, no actor had an especially good performance. Momoa somehow looked good because he looked like he was enjoying himself but the fact that they cast him as Duncan makes me almost completely sure they're not going past Messiah, which would make this a comfortable trilogy. Dennis just picked a bunch of people who are currently hot commodities for the most part, there's not much chemistry and I don't see how people who never read the books are going to be getting invested in any of these characters.

His idea of where to do the cut is almost more nonsensical than what actually happened and wouldn't even recover enough time to do those scenes justice. He'd have ended it on a complete cliffhanger which is a hack move, so right up his alley.
 
My favorite part of his whole idiotic screed was tweet 29:

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Only a narcissistic dimwit would think that people are waiting on the edge of their seats for him to finish his stupid twitter thread.

The trolls really are hammering him today, someone is impersonating the man that Pat's ex-wife left him for.

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Another ironic tweet from Pat, his whole lifestyle is funded by US taxpayers through fraudulent PPP loans. He REALLY hates Elon for some reason.

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Not only did musk pay that back, they paid it back nearly 10 years early. LOL
https://www.tesla.com/blog/tesla-repays-department-energy-loan-nine-years-early
 
Ha. Pat admits he's pretty much a useless human being. He can't grow his own food. Let alone he can't hunt or forage for food. In a survival environment, he'd be the first to get his ass kicked, his food and weapons stolen, and left to die in the cold while begging the people he called child for help.

Fuck what a useless mouth piece he is.
 
Ha. Pat admits he's pretty much a useless human being. He can't grow his own food. Let alone he can't hunt or forage for food. In a survival environment, he'd be the first to get his ass kicked, his food and weapons stolen, and left to die in the cold while begging the people he called child for help.

Fuck what a useless mouth piece he is.
Rick can barely dress himself as an adult. He'd be the first to perish in a societal collapse scenario as you've outlined, and for that the world would be grateful.
 
Pat went viral today.

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No not that, it didn't even break 1000 likes, and Pat literally begged for those likes, which is really pathetic.

I'm talking about this:

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Some embarrassing quotes were found of Pat bragging that he has access to his wife's pussy. Someone put it on r/ihavesex, and it made it to the top with 1.6k upvotes before Pat found it and reported it. This is what going viral looks like, Pat.

Also, that feel when even the herbs on reddit dunk on you.

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Let me get this straight, he's a science fiction writer, but can't possibly conceive that we might one day have automation and spaceflight good enough that collecting ice from outer solar system moons and sending it to Mars wouldn't be a challenge? Or that artificial magnetic fields are literally just scaled up versions of shit we do in labs all the time and have been well-described in scientific papers? It's just utter Dunning-Krueger all around for Rick here, but not surprising from the guy with so little imagination or knowledge his aliens are just faggy consoomers from Twitter who eat McDonalds and watch baseball and popular American TV shows.

I do see his point about artificial lighting being unhealthy to live your whole life under though. If I never stepped outside except to go between my house, car, and favorite bar, I'd probably be almost as unhealthy as Pat.

I guess we're long past the days when science fiction writers would dream up technology in their stories that happened to be invented IRL (kind of) decades later, like Star Trek tricorders being like smartphones or the cannon in Jules Verne's From the Earth to the Moon being something Saddam Hussein hired a guy to build who got assassinated by Mossad.
Ha. Pat admits he's pretty much a useless human being. He can't grow his own food. Let alone he can't hunt or forage for food. In a survival environment, he'd be the first to get his ass kicked, his food and weapons stolen, and left to die in the cold while begging the people he called child for help.
Even the laziest welfare mooch in the hood is more self-sufficient than Pat, because Pat doesn't even legally mooch off the government, he actively defrauds the government.
 
Let me get this straight, he's a science fiction writer, but can't possibly conceive that we might one day have automation and spaceflight good enough that collecting ice from outer solar system moons and sending it to Mars wouldn't be a challenge?
Pat would have been one of those idiots who thought it was impossible to get to the Moon.
 
Emboldened by the success of his lecture on colonising Mars, reknowned science-genius Patrick S Tomlinson starts throwing his massive weight around on twitter, only to get slapped down by an actual expert.

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Where does an unemployed community college dropout who admits he never reads any book more than once get the balls to talk to people like this? How can someone so utterly worthless be so smug about everything?
 
Pat went viral today.

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No not that, it didn't even break 1000 likes, and Pat literally begged for those likes, which is really pathetic.

I'm talking about this:

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Some embarrassing quotes were found of Pat bragging that he has access to his wife's pussy. Someone put it on r/ihavesex, and it made it to the top with 1.6k upvotes before Pat found it and reported it. This is what going viral looks like, Pat.

Also, that feel when even the herbs on reddit dunk on you.

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Piggykin's "Viral" tweet still only go a like from about 1.5% of his total audience. Pathetic (and fat)
 
I really wish I hadn't read that whole thing. One day when you google the Dunning–Kruger effect a picture of fat Rick will be the first result.
 
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