Share Your School Stories - Weirdos, freaks, and idiots (self-inclusion optional)

Idiots on my elementary school decided it was good idea to snort powdered citric acid during breaks.
It was So bad it even caused local store to require id to prove you are adult to buy it.
 
CiaphasCain said:
I spent my first year of High School in an incredibly violent area before getting the fuck out.

  • I got sexually assaulted by a crackhead final year student when she stuck her hands down my pants and grabbed my dick, I was like 11-12 and it scared the shit out of me.
  • I was on the school bus home when a final year student sat next to me and slowly drove the end of a knife into my right thigh, I was once again like 11-12 so I way too scared to defend myself. Thankfully he only poked a small hole in my leg before getting off the bus, never saw him again.
Fun times all round :cryblood:
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How were you in high school when you were only 11 or 12?
 
The Great Citracett said:
There was a kid who was well known for snorting things. Usually it was just stupid shit like crushed candy or pixy stix.

One day he snorted one of those listerine pocket strips and was fine for a few seconds until it started to dissolve and we thought he was going to die the way he was screaming and freaking out.

He also claimed to have snorted a few viagra pills at once and supposedly his dick wouldn't go down for 3 days and he "pissed jizz the whole time."

I always thought he'd get into drugs and die early. His last name even rhymes with "snortin'" but he looks to have straightened out after school and become a pretty typical family man.
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A friend of mine went to high school with a kid who did stupid shit like that and he told me that one time he snorted a pile of pencil shavings on his desk and ended up having a seizure in class.
 
Broseph said:
How were you in high school when you were only 11 or 12?
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Some places do K-6 with 7-12 being considered "High School"

So this is a story about how I accidently made a woman on "Happy Pills" cry.

>Senior Year
>Decide to finally challenge myself after years of just middling around as an average student.
>Be really decent at French, actually sorta enjoy learning it.
>Take honors level 3 French class. Class is taught by idiot French teacher from middle school that I've never liked.
>She was always happy, someone you'd consider kind but to a fault. Not actually great at teaching anything.
>Be the only senior in there because I was too stupid to get a Foreign Language Credit Pre-High School and skipped taking one freshmen year.
>Other students are all sophomores and like one or two juniors, can't fucking behave worth a shit. Teacher can't wrangle them.
>Teacher is absent half the quarter, and all we do is packets even when she is there.
>JeffBliss.MP4
>Students fuck with me for no reason, don't want to deal with this all year and I'd have enough of the packet shit.
>Go to guidance counselor to drop the class. Had to explain why and be warned that I wouldn't graduate if I failed any other class.
>Aired my grievances with the French teacher, said that she was never really present and that she was pretty much spineless and let the students do whatever.
>Pretty much the same grievances I had with her since 7th grade when she, the French Teacher, tried to teach a bunch of students Spanish.
>Counselor pretty much waves me out the door after that, she pretty much knew there was no way I'd change my mind.
>A week later, I'm in my art class and this other student is just glaring at me the whole time.
>I asked her what her problem was and her face looked like I just hit her dog or something.
>"You made Madame French Teacher cry! She had to take time of because of the things you said about her!"
>Good to know that my guidance counselor won't actually keep anything confident.
>Apparently all the people who really liked French teacher where super pissed at me because I had the gal to say something.. In private.
>Talk to my brother who was super cool with French teacher about it.
>"Oh yeah, dude.. Like she was freaking crying on Monday, saying how she thinks she's a good teacher, and that if anyone ever had problem they should just come to her to talk about"
>Oddly enough I tried that shit before, and nothing ever came of it.
>Brother starts laughing "Haha, dude you know she's on 'Happy Pills' right? You made her cry on 'Happy Pills'! Everyone knows it was you too.."
>French teacher eventually comes back, and for the rest of the year, every time she got a glance at me she'd start hurrying away almost if she was going to cry.

I swear I wasn't a bad kid in school...
 
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Broseph said:
How were you in high school when you were only 11 or 12?
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In my country secondary school starts when you're 11 and goes on until you're 16. You can then drop out to get a job, get an apprenticeship or go on to sixth form (basically the same as secondary school but you only study three subjects and do them in depth)
 
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D.Angus said:
Some places do K-6 with 7-12 being considered "High School"

So this is a story about how I accidently made a woman on "Happy Pills" cry.

>Senior Year
>Decide to finally challenge myself after years of just middling around as an average student.
>Be really decent at French, actually sorta enjoy learning it.
>Take honors level 3 French class. Class is taught by idiot French teacher from middle school that I've never liked.
>She was always happy, someone you'd consider kind but to a fault. Not actually great at teaching anything.
>Be the only senior in there because I was too stupid to get a Foreign Language Credit Pre-High School and skipped taking one freshmen year.
>Other students are all sophomores and like one or two juniors, can't fucking behave worth a shit. Teacher can't wrangle them.
>Teacher is absent half the quarter, and all we do is packets even when she is there.
>JeffBliss.MP4
>Students fuck with me for no reason, don't want to deal with this all year and I'd have enough of the packet shit.
>Go to guidance counselor to drop the class. Had to explain why and be warned that I wouldn't graduate if I failed any other class.
>Aired my grievances with the French teacher, said that she was never really present and that she was pretty much spineless and let the students do whatever.
>Pretty much the same grievances I had with her since 7th grade when she, the French Teacher, tried to teach a bunch of students Spanish.
>Counselor pretty much waves me out the door after that, she pretty much knew there was no way I'd change my mind.
>A week later, I'm in my art class and this other student is just glaring at me the whole time.
>I asked her what her problem was and her face looked like I just hit her dog or something.
>"You made Madame French Teacher cry! She had to take time of because of the things you said about her!"
>Good to know that my guidance counselor won't actually keep anything confident.
>Apparently all the people who really liked French teacher where super pissed at me because I had the gal to say something.. In private.
>Talk to my brother who was super cool with French teacher about it.
>"Oh yeah, dude.. Like she was freaking crying on Monday, saying how she thinks she's a good teacher, and that if anyone ever had problem they should just come to her to talk about"
>Oddly enough I tried that shit before, and nothing ever came of it.
>Brother starts laughing "Haha, dude you know she's on 'Happy Pills' right? You made her cry on 'Happy Pills'! Everyone knows it was you too.."
>French teacher eventually comes back, and for the rest of the year, every time she got a glance at me she'd start hurrying away almost if she was going to cry.

I swear I wasn't a bad kid in school...
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That teacher was just a little bitch who couldn't handle criticism.
 
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May as well tell a quick tale from back in the day..

>be me
>something something 2020
>still in highschool before the pandemic
>fucking around on my chromebook probably talking with friends online or something
>literal 20-year old manchild walks in
>oh god.mp4
>decide to fuck with him by swearing at him
>he cries and whines about it like a faggy baby
>teachers come in
>"what's wrong?"
>"anon called me a retard!"
>teachers look at me
>"no i didn't wtf"
>literally nobody believes him
>top kek
 
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My second year of high school, my group of friends and I took notice of a curious new first year student. Day after day, this kid would sit in the same spot at lunchtime outside the band room with the same two other dorky freshmen. But, this isn’t why we started taking interest in the kid. Sitting in the same spot every lunch is normal in high school land.

No, this kid was special because he wore the same clothes every fucking day. He had the same lunchbox, same backpack, same zipper binder — and everything was orange. Shirt. Shoes. Raincoat. Accessories. Everything.

We named him Orange Boy, naturally.

For the next three years, we would excitedly see if Orange Boy was wearing his Orange Gear. Every damn day. It was a ritual. Comforting, really. Shit would change, the world was kind of falling apart at the time, college applications were stressful — but Orange Boy? He was a constant in our lives.

On rare occasions — we assumed laundry days — Orange Boy would arrive at school in a different non-Orange outfit. (It was always muted grey blue or grey, for some reason.) These were special days, and my friend group would erupt in manic teenager screams when we saw Orange Boy without his getup.

We all graduated. The following year, when Orange Boy was a senior, my sibling became a freshman at the same school. Naturally, I asked them about Orange Boy.

He was still there, in his spot outside the band room under the tree with his two friends, wearing his orange getup. 🥲
 
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I remember once in middle school I was walking in the cafeteria and turned my head to look at a table and saw some kid pour soy sauce on deodorant and take a bite out of it, and immediately spit it out while his friends died of laughter. I reckoned it was some sort of dare.

Another time in middle school the hallway was crowded as hell, and these two kids were holding hands, and I couldn't fucking move so I got my neck caught on their arms and had to limbo my way out of that shit.

Also, I remember at the beginning of my 6th grade year I went into orchestra and the old orchestra teacher quit, so they had a new teacher, asian guy who was like 22-23 at the time. The kids bullied the absolute fuck out of him and sent him literal hate letters (racism included.) Didn't really ever figure out why but I just guessed it was because he was incredibly young compared to the other staff.

Finally, during like the middle of my freshman year when I was in high school, the band teacher got divorced and stopped bothering to teach the class so some student leader had to step up. I remember distinctly at some point the band teacher vertically shaved literally half of his beard and just stood staring at the clock during one of my orchestra classes. He also walked in on my brother vaping and trying to hide it in his trumpet.
 
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When I was in high school some guy in the sped hallway decided to make a drano bomb on campus for what ever fucking reason. Ended up exploding, as one would expect it to, and getting all over some other sped girl's leg. The school ended up going into lockdown for three hours while they cleaned up and tried to look for the kid that did it. From what I recall nothing ever came of it because "He's a sped he doesn't know any better."
 
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Dude who took over one of the highschools I went to over a decade ago while I was going there was a complete fucking asshole. Not gonna go into a lot of details on all the shit he pulled but to give a good example of the kinda shit he'd do with the students I'm just gonna got and tell this story. There was a dude me and a lot of other kids were friends with. Model student, no problems. Autismo diagnosis but it was high functioning and honestly you couldn't even tell. Chill as hell real fucking chad kinda guy though not really the chad stereotype more just the aura he gave off. One day him and a bunch of other kids in our friendgroup were chatting at lunch or some shit and he was talking about how he didn't trust the new guy in charge cause he's been acting kinda shady and said some weird shit about students. This was not unfounded. A staff member overheard our conversation and within like the span of maybe a week or so he was diagnosed with "paranoid schizophrenia" due to this statement, hopped up on hard drugs, and then expelled with the reasoning of "oh, we couldn't help him any longer!"
That incident and a number of other factors caused my parents to pull me from that school ASAP. The reason the guy was able to pull this shit was the school had psychiatrists and psychologists hired to help students through their bullshit lives, which really is a nice idea, but the guy that was in charge of the place ended up like forming some weird fucking staff social clique where he basically went and told them what to give kids diagnosis wise despite that not being his fucking job. They did it for him too, partly because they were like personal friends. He literally tried giving me a ODD diagnosis over the fact I disagreed with him one time. The only reason it didn't go through was because my parents were in the room during this "talk" and disagreed with him as well. I can only imagine the shit he's pulled on kids since then, shit fucking hurts.
 
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MysticMisty said:
Ah, yes, DARE. I remember how a lot of the "activities" were ridiculous, like when we were shown a drawing of a pretend beer ad and had to name everything "uncool" about it, or when the cop had us do the "drug free" chicken dance he definitely made up at home last night. For the curious, it was just the normal chicken dance minus the music, and we had to instead say "Flap flap flap. Clap clap clap. I'm drug free, let me be." Yes, really.

The most memorable thing though was one DARE session where we had to watch an anti-drug cartoon. First it started with the "illegal for minors" tobacco and alcohol shit before moving on to actually illegal drugs. A lot of them weren't really well explained (beyond being illegal), but weed did get a minor explanation. I remember it mentioned that people who are stoned laugh at random things that aren't funny. As someone who laughs easily (and loves it, though I have gotten in trouble for it) that got me giggling and the teacher glared at me until I stopped. After the video when the cop asked if we had any questions I asked why is weed bad, because I love laughing, and if it makes people laugh then why is that bad. He got real mad and I got detention for "not taking drugs seriously".
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My favorite thing about dare is that the only people who wear dare shirts are massive stoners.

I personally miss the anti-gang violence assemblies we had twice a year where they brought in some tough dude with face tats who had done 20 years as a motivational speaker
 
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My friend once wrote on his end of year exam that Hitler really "revamped Germany". In Bongland teachers are required to report "extremism" in students (mainly so the tabloids don't ask questions about why nobody thought Ahmed was going to join ISIS despite him writing "I love ISIS, death to the kuffar" on his RS essays). So his head of year came and interviewed him to see if he was a neo-Nazi.

This would just be typical Bongland stuff if it wasn't for the fact that my friend's a Sikh and is about as likely to be a white supremacist as I am to join the Buddhist Power Force.
 
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