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I didn't see either one mentioned yet, but there were two amusing incidents in the "Furry Fandom and Drama General" thread within the last two months:

-The furry who signed up solely to mock other furries, but was stupid enough to use his fursona as his KF username. @Uncle Warren immediately finds his accounts and posts the furry's degenerate porn where he has Digimon piss on him and then murders them, to which the guy responded by pretending he wasn't mad and posting some shitty memes in retaliation. I think the guy is still lurking in some shitposting threads on KF, but I'm too lazy to look or care.

-There was also the furry being discussed when he started bitching over being rejected by a fursuit maker, as the maker turned him down for being too fucking fat at 500+ pounds. He was subsequently mocked because people found his tweets where he bought and ate 40 Mcdonald's chicken nuggets in a single night. The guy then decided to register on KF under his legal name, make a long-winded autistic post basically saying "I eat cause I'm bullied and my dog died and I'm gay and it's everyone's fault but mine blublublu" and immediately logged out, but he was roasted hard by pretty much everyone in the thread.
 
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Pinball 2000 said:
I didn't see either one mentioned yet, but there were two amusing incidents in the "Furry Fandom and Drama General" thread within the last two months:

-The furry who signed up solely to mock other furries, but was stupid enough to use his fursona as his KF username. @Uncle Warren immediately finds his accounts and posts the furry's degenerate porn where he has Digimon piss on him and then murders them, to which the guy responded by pretending he wasn't mad and posting some shitty memes in retaliation. I think the guy is still lurking in some shitposting threads on KF, but I'm too lazy to look or care.

-There was also the furry being discussed when he started bitching over being rejected by a fursuit maker, as the maker turned him down for being too fucking fat at 500+ pounds. He was subsequently mocked because people found his tweets where he bought and ate 40 Mcdonald's chicken nuggets in a single night. The guy then decided to register on KF under his legal name, make a long-winded autistic post basically saying "I eat cause I'm bullied and my dog died and I'm gay and it's everyone's fault but mine blublublu" and immediately logged out, but he was roasted hard by pretty much everyone in the thread.
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Most of these idiots seem to be furries in some way, shape, or form.
 
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I was reading a really old thread on Beauty Parlor and some woman created an account with her real full name and Facebook picture as her avatar. Either stupid as fuck or someone was framing her pretty good. A user found her (or the victim's?) shit within a few hours of her posting and it derailed the thread for around a page.

I like to think no one is that stupid and someone had a grudge against her and made the account. If someone is that stupid god help them. The user stopped posting after people mocked her so I'm leaning towards it was her. But maybe the imposter did that so people would be more likely to think it was her if she stopped posting after being mocked. I don't remember anything about the thread or the name because I was probably drunk.
 
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I should preface that this one didn't use her usual username, she flat out told us who she was elsewhere online. The Royal Black thread was started when one of Onision's forum mods came to pick a fight with Kiwi Farms for making fun of her. Within 24 hours she was fully doxed including her criminal history of felony child neglect (letting her husband molest her kids) courtesy of zed.
 
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On a side note I was wondering if my sign-up would be denied since my registration email seems like it could be my real name, but thankfully the mods aren't exceptional.
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Did the same thing thinking my email would get flagged by a mod but I don't think they actively check. I think they put the warning up to take a more hands off approach.

Pinball 2000 said:
I didn't see either one mentioned yet, but there were two amusing incidents in the "Furry Fandom and Drama General"
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When I lurked here without an account I swear there was an incident where a fur fag came into that thread to defend himself. Users mocked him and "hacked" into his network and told him to send dick pics for it to stop. He delivered.

Looked into mine, got alot of dings but none of my dongs.

Late edit: Found the thread where the fur fag posted his micro penis. The fun starts here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/character-reference-sheets-a-visual-guide-to-autism.40223/post-8619861
 
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Special thanks to @Trombonista if she moves this to a better spot, @Null for the warning no one fucking reads
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