Artcow David "Walky" Willis / Shortpacked - Fingerwagging Cishet Shitlord

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I know this thread is pretty small at the moment but, we're forgetting the fact that this guy is the admin of the tfwiki.
Yeah, you can tell he has an influence there with a small handful of articles about him.
He also was a part of scamming people for money from a bull kickstarter too
I may have to dig the /toy/ thread archives because apparently he really pissed them off
That I know. Is it also noteworthy to say that two fans butt in, one of whom sides with the guy and makes a comment that tries to reaffirm Walky's thought of the confederate flag avatar being racist?

As for nearly being 40, one could guess it's to try and get more money without holding a job that isn't being some webcomic artist. As for his own wikipedia page, that may as well be in pure speculation. All he has under his belt is nothing but a few webcomics, one of which most of us would only know for either one image (the one where he tried to use false equivalence) or the porn comics that got a good 4chan edit (which makes them much better in terms of humor).
i think the one who made the Wikipedia page was either him (considering his huge ego) or his obsessive fans, both of them
 
Nope it's weird as fuck.

His "Hot Shot Shrine".

That is a genuine Tower of Autism.

But it's probably nowhere near as weird as whatever sex toys he has of the character.

He also was a part of scamming people for money from a bull kickstarter too
I may have to dig the /toy/ thread archives because apparently he really pissed them off

i think the one who made the Wikipedia page was either him (considering his huge ego) or his obsessive fans, both of them

Somehow this mass of autism survived a deletion discussion.
 
This guy is really into transformers. First ten pages of ShortPacked blog are all just toy reviews. Guys an admin at the transformers wikia, where he obviously has a page for some reason.

http://shortpacked.livejournal.com/photo/

Folder for transformers has 428 pictures. This guy is 38.

His "Hot Shot Shrine".
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Looks like he has the hots for hot shine
That is a genuine Tower of Autism.

But it's probably nowhere near as weird as whatever sex toys he has of the character.



Somehow this mass of autism survived a deletion discussion.
Probably David said:
Author of published works and a prominent webcartoonist.
that's like saying you're a prominent deviantart user
 
Somewhere there's a machine that's able to mass-produce these guys.... that's the only reason so many of them turn out the same way. Whiny, egotistical, latching onto progressive causes to look better/smarter than you, blatant pandering to political allies via their self-insert comics, it's amazing that so many angry SJW-types see their calling as producing webcomics.....

When has meaningful social change ever come from a webcomic?

Or, back up 20-25 years. DId gag-a-day comics ever have any social pull? Back when they still had enough relevance that people would threaten to cancel their newspaper subscriptions if they didn't get their daily Peanuts?

If you could cite that period in time when the world looked to comic artists for guidence, I could at least understand why so many Dobsons try to be taken seriously as comic artists:

(Comics are important to society --> I draw comics ---> I'm important to society)

But try as I might, I can't recall such a time, though with the internet allowing self-publishing, I can see why "more" of these people can pester their way to an audience these days than when you had to have actual humor and likeable characters and drawing skill to get a publisher to notice you and not send your samples to the trash bin the instant they saw that your idea of a great comic was your thinly-disguised sexual fetishes.

Because artists change the world obviously. Has nothing to do with mass demographics or political machinations. It's all about twitter posts, snarky web-comics and liking trite platitudes on Facebook.

But yeah the internet obviously. Anyone can have a voice and everyone can find an audience no matter how niche or sexually deviant/moral degeneracy. These lazy dough-balls manage to pull some autists into their orbit by preaching to the choir with their web-comics and they think they're behind some biting political satire.
 
Because that would hurt the narrative they want to build around them. When, ironically, plenty of artists did that, do that, or make a living doing that. It's just that technology today allows us to get our hands on it while comic artists of the past only seem cleaner and saner because you'd have to break into their studio and rifle through that bottom desk drawer to find it.

Ironically, them trying to deny it or hide it only makes them stand out more, if they'd just say "yeah, heh, I'm kinda ashamed I did that......" criticism would stop. But, they, like most self-proclaimed geniuses fail to see that the worst thing you can do on the internet is say "This is my hot button, don't push it, meanies"
 
Personification of enemies as "dude-bros". Sounds like he's piping off MovieBlob.



I'm assuming from context that this guy is the one on the right making 5k. Wish I could get paid 60k (£38000) to sit on my arse and write make shit up. This prick gets paid the same amount as a good engineer.

Also saw what he did shutting down the guy with the Confederate flag avatar, ignoring entirely what he said and then calling him a racist. Yeah what a disingenuous cunt.

Bear in mind, we don't know how TRUE AND HONEST that number is. The Patreon Leak revealed that a great number of Antis are openly padding their numbers to make them seem more impressive.
 
Not to mention he is also a raging SJW who constantly (almost exclusively) makes strawman comics
I when I was younger, I visited a lot of Transformers collecting forums. This fucker's shit was plastered everywhere, and people took his word as the gospel. His politics infested the community. There was something about his smug, self righteous attitude and his "I'm always right, all my enemies are nefarious strawmen" arguments that didn't sit right with me even at 13. But there's no use is arguing against a circlejerk that lasts for years, is there?

Now, over 15 years later, I can finally see people call this cunt out on his shit. It's vindicating. Thank you.
 
Oh boy, this guy.

The most hilarious thing he's done was a porn comic featuring two lesbians from Shortpacked. I doubt anyone wants the link, but the Bad Webcomics Wiki has it.

Long story short, it's not titillating at all - there are parts where characters in orgasmic glee look more like they're yawning. How do you fuck up emotions to that extent?

I'd go on, but there's not much else to it. (There is this hilarious, vaguely more SFW 4chan edit, though.)

I think my favorite part about Walky is the hypocrisy about porn. At least make it appealing, man.

I see he has the dobson obsession with the cute and cuddley version of DCs starfire.
Guys she was always a space whore and your non canon kids show wont change it not matter how many strawmen you slay.

Most of the people who watched that version can't accept any other versions of her or any of the characters.


gamergate bad I need money plz
 
Currently on “Dumbing of Age” there’s a plot with Becky, a lesbian runaway, being taken back by her religious father who brought a gun to school in his craze to “rescue” his daughter. Also Becky’s in love with an autistic Asian girl who dresses like a dinosaur because we need lesbians. I miss the days when artists held their craft above their politics and libidos.
 
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Currently on “Dumbing of Age” there’s a plot with Becky, a lesbian runaway, being taken back by her religious father who brought a gun to school in his craze to “rescue” his daughter. Also Becky’s in love with an autistic Asian girl who dresses like a dinosaur because we need lesbians..
There's still nothing to this strip but Becky's endless fucking issues? Jesus Christ, I'm glad I jumped ship when I did.

“Dumbing of Age” might as well be renamed "David Wills's SJW Soapbox" at this point in time. Preachy as fuck and getting worse. All the good characters are atheists or lesbians or both, but because this is Willis this is supposed to be totally progressive rather than fanboy wank fodder and wish-fulfillment. I think there's something like three straight characters in the entire story, maybe four, not counting all those Evil Parents. Pretty telling that the one 'good' set of parents in the entire bloody comic are the ones who made a point to allow their child to 'make her own mind up' about religion, which of course means the character grew up atheist because nobody ever actually chooses to be religious, right?

I dropped the strip for good about the time Becky showed up, partly because Becky isn't so much a character as she is Tumblr incarnate right down to her edgy hairdo and raging egocentricity, and is absolutely fucking insufferable as a result, but mainly because Joyce - a sheltered homeschooled Christian from a fundamentalist background - was being roundly shat on by absolutely everyone. Her crime? Not coming round to the correct SJW position on how Christians (all 2.4 billion) are cackling supervillians who like nothing more than repressing poor, innocent LGBTQAWTFBBQ folx fast enough. She's never had any real chance to find out about the awful shit some Christians do in God's name before now but that doesn't matter, she should totally have had that epiphany earlier because reasons and the fact she didn't means she's a bad person who's transgressed against the SJW code. Likewise the one gay man who really hasn't found anything getting better for him since coming out wishing that maybe he wasn't gay, because it would make his life considerably easier, is apparently a total shitlord for not gleefully jumping on the nearest cock he sees the minute his parents' backs are turned. Oh yeah, and one of Joyce's brothers is totally trans but having to hide it because fuck you mom and dad you don't know anything. I don't even fucking know anymore, but no doubt it's all very progressive.
 
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Maybe this is late or whatever, but what is with these lolcow cartoonists and them blowing up a gasket whenever people point out that they used to or still draw porn? Can't they just respond normally or something?
Well that's just that, they drew/still draw porn. I don't expect them to be reacting in a calm, non-lolcow-y fashion when that shit becomes public. David, Chris, and Dobson have all proved that.
 
Well that's just that, they drew/still draw porn. I don't expect them to be reacting in a calm, non-lolcow-y fashion when that shit becomes public. David, Chris, and Dobson have all proved that.

Can we get some examples of his porn? It'd be easier to laugh at if we could see it.
 
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