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WolverineGuy22 said:
Absolutely, positively no valid reason why he can't hit 300. There's none.
Valid reason 1) Membership is voluntary 2) There is no real reward for membership besides a crown and emotes

"With the thousands of views I get on every video I upload" - You don't.

"With the amount of attendance I get on the stream" - You rarely top 300 active viewers, and 90% of those are there just to laugh.

"I need help with tips right now, badly" - We know DSP, we know.
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Dood you are banned. Ok so heres the thing. 1) tips and memberships are not mandatory but I really need those tips and memberships. 2) something about twitch kicking him off their website so buy Youtube's version of subs that don't give you any rewards.

The thousands of views come from the silent majority that Youtube doesn't count ok.

I just need that money ok, it is what it is. Now I will see you guys for tomorrow's stream but its WWE Champions time
 
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Eekum Bokum said:
Why doesn't he just use the streamer mode for GotG?
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King of Faux Suffering.
capefear56 said:
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Tfw PewDiePie calls out your tips scamming
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Hmmmmmm. Youtube life? Who saw this coming? :story:
der rademacher said:
To be fair, I am pretty much sure Phail is refering to these kinds of jap-riders ("Bosozoku" as featured in "Yakusa: Like a bad Haircut")

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Yes, these guys really ride motorbikes (well, most of them):
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Of course there are female ones too, as Japan is getting more and more diverse:
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Speaking of diversity: bonus pic to make the pig thirsty:
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He's just upset he'd never fit in.
 
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Deathfromabove said:
Phil is a retar d' who can't hide anything personal about himself even when he tries his hardest. He's also a massive hedonist and a pig. You don't think in the 10+ years people have been following him he would have slipped up and let out something genuinely gay? Followed a gay porn twitter feed on accident or something like that? Also we know for a fact from the gin swilling and WWE champions that he is extremely impulsive. If he had a hardon for guys I think he would have acted on it by now.
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i may be wrong but the closest thing to straight porn we saw him have were the panda nudes right ? so it's not like we know he jerks to women

I think he is too repressed to act on his gay and it be kind hard to do it since he never leaves his house
 
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The newest drama Phil is going through with licensed music is disturbing on multiple fronts besides an increase in begging and victim entitlement.

Phil is trying to educate his teenage audience about old music from the 1980s. Phil is trying to appear as a wise old sage that is also a mature robust adult by dropping small historical lessons for the children about each song. The facts are beyond trivial.

The other disturbing yet funny part of this newest story arc is that the bands Blondie, Lover Boy, and Def Leppard are being added to Phil’s MASSIVE detractor list. I can only imagine how many music artists will be added to the list by the time Phil finished all 3 GTA games, if he even does lol
 
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PyroAlert said:
Phil is trying to educate his teenage audience about old music from the 1980s. Phil is trying to appear as a wise old sage that is also a mature robust adult by dropping small historical lessons for the children about each song. The facts are beyond trivial.
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It's bizarre, this waffling between acting like he's still young and acting like a wizened adult that he does. He loves to congratulate himself on how much he has supposedly grown, ignoring the fact that Young Phil wasn't a fucking teenager. Then he turns into Old Mentor Phil, suddenly ignoring all the times he has displayed a lack of cognizance over how embarrassing it was for him to act like such an immature jackass while being 30.

I chalk it up to his juvenile brain colliding with his need to feel superior. He doesn't mean to come across as "old" necessarily, just perpetually more grown up than you are. Except for when he needs to skirt the blame for his behavior, then Past Phil was just a kid.
Zappin’ And Spazzin’ said:
We all know a whale is going to sock the way up to 300
But what does Phil mean by “with the attendance I’ve been getting lately”? His streams barely get 200 viewers anymore, why should anyone think it’d be reasonable for him to have 300 members?
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Phil wasn't exaggerating what he expected when he talked about how if everyone who watched him gave him a dollar, he would be set. Don't let his acceptance of being reliant on a couple of whales or his attempts to mask that reality fool you, it's NOT his ideal situation. If you're a spectator, he wants money from you. If you've popped into even one stream, he wants you to subscribe.

Never forget that the pigroach doesn't ever learn to have realistic expectations, nor does he ever give a flying fuck about what anyone gets from him in return. He wants that sub count up because it means more money that he can pay actual bills with, which means more worry-free whaling out that he can do.

Calling it now, when he fails to hit that goal by Christmas, it's going to be one insufferable affair, his joke of a marathon. That monkey on his back is wrecking his shit.
 
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Zappin’ And Spazzin’ said:
We all know a whale is going to sock the way up to 300
But what does Phil mean by “with the attendance I’ve been getting lately”? His streams barely get 200 viewers anymore, why should anyone think it’d be reasonable for him to have 300 members?
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Alatta peepul behind the scenes tell him they only watch one game. So clearly we can assume that each stream is 200 different people each time! Lets do a little black magic; 200 x 2 x 6 = 2,400 unique viewers every week! This means that he should EASILY be hitting 1-2k members a month, if only his fucking asshole fans got off their lazy asses and fairly paid for all the raw authentic khantent they LOVE! You guys LOVE his content so stop being cheap asses and pay up!*

*This is what Pig cultists actually believe.
 
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I wonder why Phil didn't @ PewDiePie. PP is so adamant that he has nothing against PewDiePie, so why not @ him if he's going to mention him? Isn't that Twitter courtesy? Especially on the off-chance that PewDiePie might reply and bring some new fans to the 14 year mature adult begacy.

I'd hazard a guess that Phil actually has PewDiePie blocked, or he secretly knows that if he brings any decent amount of outside attention to himself that he will get completely and utterly clowned.

I just find these small details funny and petty.
 
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Made another wee DSP video on what he considers qualifies for making "next to nothing". Those bank leaks from @Piece of Peace coming up clutch once more.

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DSP considers over $2000 per month 'next to nothing'

From January of 2021, Phil discusses how YouTube is now an archive for him, and that the money he makes from there is a mere fraction of what he used to earn...
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PyroAlert said:
The newest drama Phil is going through with licensed music is disturbing on multiple fronts besides an increase in begging and victim entitlement.

Phil is trying to educate his teenage audience about old music from the 1980s. Phil is trying to appear as a wise old sage that is also a mature robust adult by dropping small historical lessons for the children about each song. The facts are beyond trivial.

The other disturbing yet funny part of this newest story arc is that the bands Blondie, Lover Boy, and Def Leppard are being added to Phil’s MASSIVE detractor list. I can only imagine how many music artists will be added to the list by the time Phil finished all 3 GTA games, if he even does lol
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Again, taking music advice from a guy who bases his nickname on a one-hit wonder alt metal group from the mid 2000s says a lot about you.
 
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Serf 'n' TERF said:
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I wonder why Phil didn't @ PewDiePie. PP is so adamant that he has nothing against PewDiePie, so why not @ him if he's going to mention him? Isn't that Twitter courtesy? Especially on the off-chance that PewDiePie might reply and bring some new fans to the 14 year mature adult begacy.

I'd hazard a guess that Phil actually has PewDiePie blocked, or he secretly knows that if he brings any decent amount of outside attention to himself that he will get completely and utterly clowned.

I just find these small details funny and petty.
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PewDiePie deleted his twitter

 
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This is me being generous with my estimations. DSP has played GoTG twice now and has totaled 6 videos so far in the Playlist. Reaching his tips goal of $150 both times, making $300 since playing. Here's where my guesswork/estimations come into play. If he plays it 2 to 3 times a week, reaching the tips goal every time and finishes with -been looking at his playlists to see what his last couple of play thrus totaled in completion of said game- looks to be about low to high teens for a game to be finished. A forecast total of tips DSP needs for this "buy in" of a play thru would be fair to say at least $1500-$3000 just to play GoTG with music enabled, when it's all said and done. And 1 fucking whale is gonna make it happen.
 
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