DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Here Comes Mongo]

Can tack on a 10,000-page KF thread to his legacy.

We need to make him a Kiwi trophy and have our deep-cover detractor ops deliver it to him under the guise of DoorDash.

 

[But I Digress]

Now I promised a reward for reaching 10,000 pages in the previous thread, and here it is…another thread!
Now, you guys loved the last thread, you all LOVED it, people told me behind the scenes that the last thread was perfect and they had no complaints, so we’re just gonna keep doing the same thing we’ve always been doing.
Sound good? Okay? *nrkh*

Man, this post really brings home how much DSP sounds like Trump.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

I don’t know guys, this DSP fellow doesn’t seem like a lolcow to me. Is he really worth a thread?

here’s to another 10k

 

[DZoomer]

Oh no, I missed the first page.

Oh well. Congrats to Phil for a new win over the detractors. I'm sure no one else here has a thread about them anywhere on the internet with so many posts.

Funny how it was on his day off. Another "big thing" that happened on it and Phil missed, huh?

 

[Shipping Steel]

Where were you, when DSP cracked 10k pages?

 

[Need Help With Tips]

A new thread to celebrate the return of DSP's glory days when da hardcore gayming season kicks off with a chill pahsitive playthrough of GTA for like the sixth time. Nice, dood

 

[unapologetic weeaboo]

HUHN? DO YOU WANNA PLAY THE FUCKING GAME?! SERIOUSLY? JUST KILL ME! HERE. I'M JUST GONNA WALK FORWARD, YOU CAN JUST KEEP SHOOTING MY BODY, CAUSE YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD PLAYER, THAT THIS IS HOW YOU EARN YOUR WINS! SO NO, NO C'MON, KEEP HITTING ME! C'MON, KEEP HITTING ME ASSHOLE. C'MON YOU FUCKING IDIOT C'MON. KEEP HITTING ME, HERE, EARN YOUR WIN, YOU'RE SO GOOD. I'M GONNA LET YOU FUCKIN WIN, SO THAT YOU CAN WASTE YOUR FUCKING LIFE PLAYING OTHER PEOPLE, CAUSE I ACTUALLY LIKE PLAYING FIGHTING GAMES, FUCKIN IDIOT. FUCK YOU. DUMB SHIT. MY GOD, PEOPLE ARE STILL- KEEP HITTING ME. GO AHEAD, HIT ME AGAIN. C'MON, FINISH IT. GET YOUR PERFECT CAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU WANNA WIN!

this is literally just... you're just a bitch

GO AHEA- NO YOU'RE THE BITCH, BECAUSE YOU DON'T PLAY A FIGHTING GAME YOU STUPID COCKSUCKER! YOU FUCKIN WALK BACK AND SHOOT BULLETS, YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT! YOUR MOTHER PROBABLY SHAT YOU OUT, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! LEARN HOW TO FUCKING PLAY A GAME, AND BE AN HONORABLE FUCKING PLAYER, DON'T SPAM FUCKING PROJECTILES, YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOT. SO NOW, YOU CAN, AS YOU LIVE IN YOUR MOMS BASEMENT, YOU CAN CELEBRATE BY, EATING YOUR WHOLE FUCKING BAG OF DORITO'S AND CHUGGING DOWN YOUR FUCKING FANTA, CAUSE YOU GOTTA WIN WITH DEATHSTROKE, YOU'RE SO GOOD! CAUSE YOU WALKED BACK AND SHOT BULLETS, FUCK YOU YOU STUPID LITTLE BITCH.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Do tips still help out the most in this thread?

 

[shekelshoah666]

Time to order some QVC premade food to celebrate a new thread!

https://www.qvc.com/Rastellis-244-lb-Stuffed-Turkey-Roulade.product.M73035.html It's on sale maybe DSP should have his mom buy him one early this year so she can save a few bucks.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Do tips still help out the most in this thread?

They help more than ever, actually. You see, we had a good thread going until it got foreclosed on by the jannies bank. Anything you tip us immediately goes directly to bills WWE Champions pulls laughing at a fat gout-filled retard on the internet.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

Congrats on 10,000+ pages of failure, Phil!

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

This is the first time DSP's seal-clapping would be appropriate. Why isn't there a gif of his cringe applauding the chat?

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

This right here sucks!

Unlock the original thread! I like big numbers.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

See PP at least now you have something to remember your 13 year legacy a 10k page thread..I mean aside from scratching your leg

 

[UaineRunei]

I'm still here, so Phil didn't outlast me for now.

By the way Khet, it's time to pay some bills.

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

I bet in another 10k pages absolutely nothing momentous will have happened in Phil's life.

 

[FalsePositive]

Shit, I missed the festivities. Fuck this small thread, DSP General should be free to grow on forever.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Phil is a pasty ass heap of gelatinous Polish shit who is, like his reviews and opinions in matters he thinks hes an expert on, lukewarm and neither hot nor cold therefore I spit you out.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Oh wow, new main thread. Remember guys, it's not begging. It's business.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Where were you, when DSP cracked 10k pages?

At my grandfather's funeral.