Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Bunny Tracks]

Uhhh this motherfucker really did kill himself over child support

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Imagine being such a terrible person that you'd rather kill yourself than pay money to take care of your child.

His daughters were already fucked up from the sounds of it, and I hope to god they don't neck themselves too because of this.

 

[I don't like jews]

I'm eating a McRib and drinking a 40oz tonight in toast of Lowtax, may he have tranny hookers shit on him in the afterlife too

 

[hundredthousand]

Killing yourself to avoid paying child support.

Fucking disgraceful.

 

[Actinidia]

On a lot of levels, Maplewife has to be so fucking relieved. Yeah, she needs the money, that part sucks, but conveniently, there are other places to get money. The prospect of having to send her six year old to spend Christmas with a violent, multiply-addicted, resentful narcissist in in an apartment probably literally covered in tranny hooker shit, with god knows how many hazards lying around, in another country... a man who was definitely going to want revenge...

It's sad for the girls, but at the same time, it's a really good thing he didn't have physical access to anyone else when he decided life wasn't worth living without pills and pies. Killing his children as a final fuck-you to their mothers wouldn't have been out of what turns out to be his character.

 

[Ghostse]

But there was so much to live for. For example...
For example..
Anyway, suicide is never the answer

I mean true, but I feel like in this case he should get partial credit. Provided he showed his work.

 

[ddlloo]

Imagine being such a terrible person that you'd rather kill yourself than pay money to take care of your child.

He spent basically all of the money he was supposed to pay them, and it's pretty obvious he was so lazy, weakwilled, drugfucked and injured to actually get a real fucking job, He probably had this planned for a while if the case went down like this, in fact he had alluded to it iirc.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

But there was so much to live for. For example...
For example..
Anyway, suicide is never the answer

Would "his children and his friends who all cared about him deeply and will now have to suffer from the trauma of losing him violently and suddenly" count as an example?

 

[Dan Abrams]

So, he joined the 41% in solidarity? That's really gay but then so was SA.

He did make that Facebook post before the site really turned on him about how great trannies are. I guess his perception of their greatness included their lifespans.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Going an hero as a final shitpost to own the kids. God's speed chaser, God's speed.

 

[Likeigod]

rip in pepperonis shitlord

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

he burned all his money on pills and tranny hookers rather than give it to his kids.

there is a special kind of place in hell for a guy like that.

 

[Intimate Secretary]

I can't fucking believe this shit - not that he did it, but that he did it out of pettiness. The whole "he was fundamental to an age of the internet" shit is played out, but come on man. Killing himself to avoid supporting a former loved one and his own children is fucking despicable, as it would be for anyone less publicized. He had the means, he could have pulled shit together, he could have gone out more dignified and having done right by the family that stood by him - and he fucking domed himself to avoid responsibility, the same way he shirked and dodged and waffled through life. I'm grateful for what he did for internet culture, I'm glad I met some good pals way back in ye olde days when I was a goon (lol PL), but he torpedoed any hope of goodwill or remorse by being a selfish cunt like this.

I do hate to speak ill of the dead, but billions of years of circumstance led to Lowtax existing, and a few years of hardship made him end it. FYAD, dear LT; I hope I never meet someone as selfish as you.

 

[uncleShitHeel]

Rest in Pills Lowtax.

Your forum was shit and your userbase was retarded.

 

[Dan Abrams]

From this to dead in under 5 years. Life comes at you fast

 

[Dieter Laser]

Some of his “friends” on FB said he reached out to them for job last week, so he must have been desperate.

Good riddance for real though. Offing yourself to avoid child support….

Rest in pills.

 

[Holocaust Mansplainer]

Never thought he had it in him to an hero. What a scummy way to go out, I feel bad for his kids.

 

[I don't like jews]

Hey Shmorky go for the combo

 

[HARSH NOISE]

i'm not totally sure how welcome this kind of thing is, but in the off chance any kiwis feel particularly giving, there is a [gofundme link edited out so you faggots aren't tempted] who currently live in a shelter because of the whole lowtax being a deadbeat piece of shit who spent all of his internet money on getting hookers to shit on his chest. the GFM was posted by his ex in the lowtax ded thread so it's confirmed as an actual thing

i just feel like posting this at all is kind of justified given they didn't do anything to deserve a situation like this

Anyone acting like this cunt has no complicity in any of this and that giving her any money whatsoever is a good idea, is a grade A moron. Plus, she's Canadian. Lowtax was a stupid degenerate (literal) cocksucker but that doesn't mean giving his cunt wife money is a good idea.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

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From this to dead in under 5 years. Life comes at you fast

was it only 5 years? god damn he aged triple that.

 

[Pissmaster]

Uhhh this motherfucker really did kill himself over child support

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You know, despite knowing Lowtax was a despicable piece of shit, I really didn't think he'd actually go that low. Fuck, dude. Of course he'd end his life like a bitch like that. He's Lowtax, he couldn't even take light criticism when he was on top of the world.