Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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Well, he sure showed me.

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Well, R.I.P. I guess?

Honestly, I was all set to see the Tax Man either troon it up for the asspats and easy sympathy donates or land himself in retail hell for the next decade of his life. I didn't expect him to off himself so soon.

Too many posts to comb through, so did he really shoot himself or just pill himself into a permanent coma?

Mr Moonface said:
Well, he sure showed me.

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It'd be the first time he ever followed through on anything big.
 
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Good riddance. Rich lived his life like an entitled manbaby who would sperg out and have tardfits hitting his BPD spouses and punching walls, and died like an entitled manbaby: taking the coward's way out. My only hope is that his kids can use him as an example of how not to live your life as an adult.

Also, does this mean we can add another body to the KiwiFarms killcount? :thinking:
 
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Dyn said:
He was a lazy drug addict who hadn't worked in twenty years, and when his free money for nothing suddenly dried up because people didn't want to keep giving free money to a wife-beating drug addict, he killed himself because the prospect of getting a job and having his wages garnished simply wasn't acceptable to him.

You could say it was internet shit that gave him so far to fall by making him undeservedly rich and famous, but Lowtax was fundamentally a man with no character and no spine. If he never made it big on the internet and he didn't have rich lawyer parents, he'd be the kind of unwashed semi-homeless junkie who stumbles on and off welfare programs for a few years before finally crawling into a gutter and dying, because his entire life was a passive suicide through lack of effort.
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What makes me sad is if we take LadyAmbien's account as fact it was really the shitty upbringing that made Lowtax the way he is.

"You have blood on your hands you killed my baby A BLOO BLOO BLOO" yeah okay parents are almost always supposed to be your biggest defenders in your life but seemingly not at one time did Daddy & Mommy Tax tell their son that he had to stop being a stupid belligerent asshole. They just let their little golden boy do whatever he wanted. Lowtax would probably still be alive if the parents made him go to rehab years back for the pill abuse, maybe Lowtax would have learned how to deal with making mistakes if the parents weren't always there for him to fall back on.
 
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Man this made me realise how "popular on the internet" stopped being a joke at some point. Similar to Lowtax's comedy except that was never funny at any point.

Still old SA was cool, even though it's where all the biggest faggots I know came from, and for that gift alone the universe should have let him outlive the troons. Bye, whore
 
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Good riddance. Rich lived his life like an entitled manbaby who would sperg out and have tardfits hitting his BPD spouses and punching walls, and died like an entitled manbaby: taking the coward's way out. My only hope is that his kids can use him as an example of how not to live your life as an adult.

Also, does this mean we can add another body to the KiwiFarms killcount? :thinking:
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Sounds like this goes to the kill count of child support/alimony
 
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Whether he was a good, bad or indifferent father, his children are going to be shaped by this for the rest of their lives.

There will always be an accusing voice at the back of their minds telling them that had they behaved differently he would still be here, that if they weren't enough for even a parent to live for then how could anyone else love them, that maybe he would still be alive if they'd never been born.

Children of parents who died by suicide are three times more likely to commit suicide themselves and twice as likely to need hospitalisation for a mental health condition. Children of addicts are at an increased risk of substance abuse themselves and this too is linked to an increased suicide risk. I can only imagine that that is more likely when the parent has had a contentious relationship with the living parent and has not left any message of love for their child. Those children are going to need a huge amount of support and given the mud-slinging and vitriol of the family I can't imagine this will be forthcoming.

What a selfish prick.
 
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Anne Hyroe said:
Children of parents who died by suicide are three times more likely to commit suicide themselves and twice as likely to need hospitalisation for a mental health condition. Children of addicts are at an increased risk of substance abuse themselves and this too is linked to an increased suicide risk. I can only imagine that that is more likely when the parent has had a contentious relationship with the living parent and has not left any message of love for their child. Those children are going to need a huge amount of support and given the mud-slinging and vitriol of the family I can't imagine this will be forthcoming.

What a selfish prick.
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While I agree, I happen to know a successful PHD whose father committed suicide. So it’s not like a 💯% thing, stay hopeful, keep his children in your prayers I guess
 
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