Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Agarathium1066]

Damn, I was holding out to see if he was going to try to evoke an early crab-rave or something but it's looking more and more likely. There's another gravy Pills and Goldbelly filled angel in heaven.

 

[Autismo]

RIP Richard Fuckman. A lovable asshole

 

[Vi0l3t]

Condolences to his family.

 

[Escalating Violence]

Fragmaster has posted a thread and video claiming that Lowtax has died...

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3984488&pagenumber=1&perpage=40

Considering that Fragmaster has pretty much retired from Internet life and hasn't posted on SA for years, I'm inclined to think it's not a joke.

From hanging out with troons to killing himself?? He became the 41% without even having to troon out!

 

[Shek$il]

BREAKING:

It is confirmed Richard Kyanka's body has converted into over 300,000 gacha game gems. The funeral home director is requesting everyone attending brings $12.99 for a chance at a new unit.

 

[Hesa]

He's still a guy with a young family whose depression and pain slipped past us. I know you're right, but Richie was one of us. I hope he's at peace.

Utter bollocks. Read back from posts on this thread from about 2 years ago until now.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Shmorky when/next?!

 

[Randall Fragg]

I met a tranny from an antique site,
Who said - “Two vast and hairy legs of stone
Stand in the forum... near them, in the sand,
Half sunk a slovenly visage, whose frown,
And hairy lip and sneer of lazy command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The 10 bucks given, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Lowtax, King of Goons;
Look upon my Site ye Mighty and despair!
Nothing besides remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal lolcow, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away”

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

Lowtax, High Muzzle velocity.

 

[Leather Apron]

Welp, his kids are fucked for life.

So, which internet ringmaster is next to air condition their head? Spez?

spez comes out as a tranny 2k21

 

[BrokenWokenBespoken]

This is a weird one. I found Lowtax to be a funny guy but he was undeniably a lazy piece of shit in his personal life. SA was all he had going for him and he fucked that up through sheer lack of effort.

He complained on stream a while ago that he couldn't get a job because he had no skills other than "used to own a previously successful forum". I reckon he decided to burn through his money from the site sale at that point and then just off himself. All the bullshit about movers "losing" his gun was probably to bury the lead from his family.

Still an incredibly shitty thing to do to his kids and they are probably fucked up for life given what he's put them through. Their last memories of him will be him being a deadbeat and streaming pilled out of his skull on Youtube.

Another nail in the coffin of the fuck-it-all wild west internet.

Chris is in prison, YouTube Kids killing memes and now this. The Wild West really is no more in 2021

 

[Bonesjones]

Looks like Richard Kyanka took after Byron Looper in more than just a lowtax namesake, suicide is close to murder right?

 

[Oekaki Hellion]

Shmorky when/next?!

Honestly he should have drove out and done shmork a mischief first as I am sure the whole years of allowing a pedophile around his kids did not go well in family court.

 

[cruderudedude]

I will never understand why he let Shmorky around his kids when his being a diaperfur was a known thing for years at that point.

 

[White Devil]

I will never understand why he let Shmorky around his kids when his being a diaperfur was a known thing for years at that point.

Because they were friends.

 

[Amazing Criminal]

I will never understand why he let Shmorky around his kids when his being a diaperfur was a known thing for years at that point.

At this point there's insurmountable evidence that Lowtax hated his children.

 

[Monokuma]

Something funny about Lowtax:

He really liked the movie Ghost Dad with Bill Cosby. He would bring it up frequently for some reason. Probably because it was one of those stupid 90's movies with a star in the lead role that had a strange premise and no audience. Rich really liked movies like that.

I guess he liked Ghost Dad a little too much and he finally became Ghost Dad.

 

[Xenomorph]

It's very easy to add such a thing but I intentionally show nothing but avatar+name+message. I don't really like elitism and prefer people to be judged by what they say.

I like my date is Orange.

 

[Oekaki Hellion]

I will never understand why he let Shmorky around his kids when his being a diaperfur was a known thing for years at that point.

I am glad I got to raz him about it here, cause I sent him a ton of gross proof we had collected back in 2002 that Smorky was operating a pedofurry image board where he drew sexual pictures of himself as a baby bunny and Lowtax harshly brushed me off over it like I was a straight up fool who didn't know what I was talking about.

 

[Puck]

And nothing of value was lost