Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Gimmick Account]

child support is gay lol you're all free to send her money if you want

No I'm not killing myself until after Elden Ring comes out

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

date-registered is a way to cope when someone said something you dislike

No, it's a way to skip dollar-store golden chicken nuggets like your reply, which I've read a 23957235 times already and now I hear my brain lobes frying in their own juice in response.

 

[AnOminous]

It somewhat disturbs me that I actually feel nothing about this. I might if that worthless fucker had shown even an iota of concern for his own existence, or you could say he was battling his demons, or something like that, but he himself obviously didn't give a flying fuck, so why should I?

Oh goody. Looks like there will probably be an episode of Behind The Bastards on Lowtax at some point.

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Honestly I hate this fucker for calling himself "the only Robert Evans."

THIS is the only Robert Evans.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

TBH, LowT would've had to get a job that pays $20 an hour to cover his child support, and that's just the child support! What job could a pathologically lazy middle-aged college dropout get that pays that?

And does anyone know if Missouri is one of those states that takes away your driver's license if you don't pay child support?

Edit: And mods, please don't close this thread until it reaches 888 pages.

Missouri Deadbeat Dad Law​

When a non-custodial parent is behind on child support payments, he or she may worry about the possibility of jail time. However, there are a variety of child support laws enforcement alternatives available with the Missouri Family Support Division to motivate parents to pay before the option of jail comes up. The Family Support Division (FSD) assists households by supplying the following services surrounding child support:

• Establishing support orders: FSD establishes child support orders when an order does not exist. When figuring out the quantity of the kid assistance payment, FSD personnel utilize the child support standards developed by the Missouri Supreme Court. The standards take the earnings of each parent into account.
• Modifying support orders: FSD likewise examines existing child support orders to identify if the orders should be altered based on changes in laws or circumstances.
• Enforcing support orders: In the case of a non-paying, or “deadbeat” parent, FSD helps families receive child support payments by:
  • Withholding earnings
  • Obstructing tax refunds
  • Reporting noncustodial parents who are past-due on child support payments to credit bureaus
  • Filing liens on property
  • Obstructing lottery winnings
  • Suspending licenses
  • Asking the prosecutor to file civil contempt or criminal non-support charges upon demand by the custodial parent
  • Combining efforts with other states to gather child support payments when noncustodial parents live outside Missouri

The real story here is that his mom seems like a piece of shit herself, well many of us already assumed it to be like that.

Seems the apple didn't fall far from the tree.

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How Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka will be remembered:

1. Foot fetishist
2. Got beaten the living snot out of by Uwe Boll
3. Pill popper
4. Troon, Goldbelly & Box Wine connoisseur
5. Drunkard
6. Let a pedo babysit his kids
7. Lazy fuckweasel
8. Eternal Mommas's boy
9. Paid a troon for a Cleveland Steamer
10. Once successful entrepreneur,
11. 8th Dan Black Belt in Domestic Violence
12. Deadbeat Dad
13. Killed himself Airconditioned his brain to own them libs because he didn't want to pay child support.

 

[Five or Six Stores]

No, it's a way to skip dollar-store golden chicken nuggets like your reply, which I've read a 23957235 times already and now I hear my brain lobes frying in their own juice in response.

Only the most seasoned, exceptionally retarded shitposts may grace your eyes. Understandable.

 

[GorebyHog]

rest in peace king

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

Lowtax's story is pretty sad. He has turned into a total piece of shit so I can't feel to bad ,but it didn't have to go down this way. He didn't have to bend down to troons, squander his legacy, and abuse his wife. Rest in peace moron.

 

[Vince McMahon]

It would be a lot easier for reality to break through the mountain of "You're a special special boy" bullshit parents put on their kids

Off-topic: One should also be mindful of not going to the different extreme altogether and be completely cold and frigid to your child because that breeds anxious wrecks who can untangle themselves and feel normal only after years of healing.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Are either of the Eubaum's world guys still around?

It was Eric and his dad, and no. They got their money, got booted from the site, started ebaumsworld.tv (iirc) then said "fuck it" and opened a restaurant.

 

[AnOminous]

It's not the seventies anymore, it's pretty hard to OD on the kind of pills they give spoiled white people now.

That's completely not true. It's really easy to OD on oxy and thousands do it every year.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

Communities like Something Awful take a tremendous mental toll on the people who run them.

You can say what you like about Christopher Poole, AKA Moot (the standard autocomplete is probably still 'Moot is a fag'). He got out from under 4chan at the right time and he did something else. Lowtax left it too late. He dug a hole that was too deep and then concluded that life wasn't worth living. He leaves behind a family who will have to deal with the long-term practical and emotional consequences of his decision.

There is a time to step away. Just like there will be a time to step away from the Farms. Five years from now, I don't want to read an online dispatch about Null an-heroing, after being cornered in some backwater nation that lacks an extradition treaty with the US. I want to read a profile in the Financial Times about his flourishing agricultural empire that began with a single banana pepper plant and is now buying up farmland previously owned by Bill Gates. I want to read about a second act where people like this lead normal lives, finally make some money and aren't dogged by lunatics like Russell Greer.

There will always be someone online who will cater to hopeless cases like me, who just want to sit at the bar of the Titanic as it slips beneath the waves. I don't want these individuals to drag themselves down into an inescapable existential abyss, just so that I can point and laugh at people who are marginally more degenerate I am.

 

[frozenrunner]

child support is gay lol you're all free to send her money if you want

Not going to lie. There is something pretty based about making sure your awful ex has to get a job instead of getting free money for sitting around on her ass after having kids.

I'm not saying suicide is a good idea or that not taking care of your kids like a deadbeat dad is a good thing. I'm not saying I respect how he went out. But that small part of the situation makes me chuckle. Imagine how her stomach fell when she realized the money was never going to come.

It was Eric and his dad, and no. They got their money, got booted from the site, started ebaumsworld.tv (iirc) then said "fuck it" and opened a restaurant.

Do they sell food they've stolen from other restaurants?

 

[fuckshitsnake]

This comedic bit surely aged well, didn't it, Richard?

 

[Peasant]

The only "positive" thing about Lowtax I can think of is that he sort of in a "for want of a nail" kind of way helped create 4chan. In all respects, he was a blight on this world, and he wasn't even funny.

Rest in piss, you worthless, cowardly, smarmy, irony-poisoned joke of a man.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

THIS is the only Robert Evans.

“You bet your ass I am.”

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Communities like Something Awful take a tremendous mental toll on the people who run them.

You can say what you like about Christopher Poole, AKA Moot (the standard autocomplete is probably still 'Moot is a fag'). He got out from under 4chan at the right time and he did something else. Lowtax left it too late. He dug a hole that was too deep and then concluded that life wasn't worth living. He leaves behind a family who will have to deal with the long-term practical and emotional consequences of his decision.

There is a time to step away. Just like there will be a time to step away from the Farms. Five years from now, I don't want to read an online dispatch about Null an-heroing, after being cornered in some backwater nation that lacks an extradition treaty with the US. I want to read a profile in the Financial Times about his flourishing agricultural empire that began with a single banana pepper plant and is now buying up farmland previously owned by Bill Gates. I want to read about a second act where people like this lead normal lives, finally make some money and aren't dogged by lunatics like Russell Greer.

There will always be someone online who will cater to hopeless cases like me, who just want to sit at the bar of the Titanic as it slips beneath the waves. I don't want these individuals to drag themselves down into an inescapable existential abyss, just so that I can point and laugh at people who are marginally more degenerate I am.

He legit could have sat on goldbelly pie boxes and expensive cars for the rest of his life if he just told the troons and commies to fuck off.

But he wanted those tranny feet pics so bad.

 

[JCDenthog]

He didn't get the neutral ending like moot when you sell your forum and get a job

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Sure didn't see that one coming, especially self-inflicted gunshot instead of ODing. Goodbye, internet man/bad husband

 

[Peasant]

He didn't get the neutral ending like moot when you sell your forum and get a job

Moot went to work for Google; that's like being on Satan's payroll.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

It somewhat disturbs me that I actually feel nothing about this. I might if that worthless fucker had shown even an iota of concern for his own existence, or you could say he was battling his demons, or something like that, but he himself obviously didn't give a flying fuck, so why should I?

Eh, I somewhat feel bad about it since I was friends with him and he had a whole lot of obvious cries for help. But he'd always retreat into internet funnyman mode whenever I asked what was up, so whatever.