Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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Ghostse said:
Turns out my predictive software was more accurate than I knew.
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I more or less did the same on his last stream where he was deep throating cheap summer sausages for dimes from 15 viewers.
AnOminous said:
And all 1615 of those people are just hoping he pulls a Budd Dwyer on this pathetic stream.
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But let's remember him as he was.
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And he did indeed pull a Budd Dwyer but a lame and pathetic one where he did it alone. Fuck you Dickard. You were a worthless piece of shit and at least your suicide was the last harm you got to commit on your kids after deliberately squandering the support you owed them.
 
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It's just like man, when I was in my early 20s and it was 2005/2006, I thought SA was the absolute shit. It's weird that under 20 years later the forum has been taken over by trannies and Lowtax become a wash-up wife beater who killed himself over child support. Like, it's difficult to put the starting point and end point side-by-side and reconcile them because they're so radically different.

It'd be like if you were in your early 20s in the early 1980s and really into Star Wars. Then by the late 90s Lucas was coked out of his mind, had sold Star Wars to Troma studios who was making a Star Wars/Toxie crossover, he was living in a trailer, beating the shit out of his wife and then one day he shot himself. You'd be like, I can't believe the guy who made The Empire Strikes Back turned into that.
 
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all the comments about necking himself over paying child support are a bad read on his psyche and motivations. this outcome was predictable from how publicly spiteful and upset he was when ashli left him and the logan saga was on. his patreon died in the arse sure but it was goons turning on him and the disapproval of others that really hurt. his life has been meaningless drug fueled bullshit for a long time but the respect and adoration of internet fans still gave him joy and purpose. i am very sure that it was the condemnation and legal judgment against him that finished the job. he would always smugly refer to past legal dismissals as being irrefutable proof that he’s not an abuser. way too hard for him to deny deny deny after the court outcome yesterday.
 
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He decided to be a spiteful bitch and kill himself instead of owning up to his shit. This was not the suicide of a depressed person at the end of their rope. This is literally an asshole who wanted to finally fuck over his ex. And in the process completely damaged his kids.

Imagine finding out, from online forum posts, that your dad would literally rather die than spend money on your behalf. He didn’t lose custody or some crazy shit like that, the judge just said he owes money because he’s a fucktard who intentionally squandered it before.
 
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JCDenthog said:
He didn't get the neutral ending like moot when you sell your forum and get a job
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Glowtax didn't even need to get a job. Something Awful was more prestigious than 4chan and attracted posters from high positions (for better or worse). He could've sold around 2007-8 and be set for life. But Rich never considered that the gravy train would end, and to be fair to him, it lasted way longer than it should have.
 
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Never Scored said:
It's just like man, when I was in my early 20s and it was 2005/2006, I thought SA was the absolute shit. It's weird that under 20 years later the forum has been taken over by trannies and Lowtax become a wash-up wife beater who killed himself over child support. Like, it's difficult to put the starting point and end point side-by-side and reconcile them because they're so radically different.
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Honestly I think most of the good posters on SA wound up here anyway.
 
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Amazing Criminal said:
Glowtax didn't even need to get a job. Something Awful was more prestigious than 4chan and attracted posters from high positions (for better or worse). He could've sold around 2007-8 and be set for life. But Rich never considered that the gravy train would end, and to be fair to him, it lasted way longer than it should have.
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If he hadn't of gotten with Logan and the resulting drama hadn't happened, he'd still be making a low six-figure income off the site today.
 
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AnOminous said:
I more or less did the same on his last stream where he was deep throating cheap summer sausages for dimes from 15 viewers.

But let's remember him as he was.
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And he did indeed pull a Budd Dwyer but a lame and pathetic one where he did it alone. Fuck you Dickard. You were a worthless piece of shit and at least your suicide was the last harm you got to commit on your kids after deliberately squandering the support you owed them.
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I feel so bad for his kids, especially the older ones who are probably reading this thread right now. Maybe the little one is too small to understand. How much of a fuck you is it to them that he would rather die than pay any kind of support to them at all? That's not even negligence or just being a deadbeat who doesn't pay out. It's a kind of active hatred for his own family to intentionally deprive his children of resource that could help them. Knowing that their dad hated them this much is such a heavy burden for them. No kid should ever have to carry that.

Now, they're going to have to fight Momtax tooth and nail just to see any money at all. She's just as much of a petty cunt as he is. He really did take after her. These kids deserve this money for all the therapy they need after the misfortune of having Lowtax for a dad.
 
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Spunt said:
From the legal thread, last week:
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@Dyn is a god among men and always right. Even when he's wrong.
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I feel so bad for his kids, especially the older ones who are probably reading this thread right now.
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I hope they aren't but if they are I hope they realize, at least at some point, that they are better off without that worthless bastard in their lives. I'm just glad he was such a neglectful father that they barely knew him and were pretty much done with him even before his final fuck you.

Since he probably didn't bother saying this, it wasn't their fault.
 
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Questionable Ceviche said:
Now, they're going to have to fight Momtax tooth and nail just to see any money at all. She's just as much of a petty cunt as he is. He really did take after her. These kids deserve this money for all the therapy they need after the misfortune of having Lowtax for a dad.
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Which is why if there's a GoFraudMe or bitcoin wallet that is going to his kids to help them, count me in. I know it'll probably get spent on something else, but I really do feel pain for them, compared to the nothing I feel for Lowtax.
 
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