Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Sheogorath]

i know something awful as the slender man forum

 

[Dyn]

It's kind of sad. The thread devoted to mocking him is more respectful of his death than the website he created.

We should do something to change that because all goons are scum and don't deserve to be respected in life or in death.

 

[Magikoopa]

Funny that drug addicts always have some sort of debilitating medieval rickets type syndrome that requires them to be drug addicts, ain't it?

He doesn't appear to suffer any back problems when getting beat up by Uwe Boll. What did the self-proclaimed laziest man alive do between then and 2020 to get himself permanently injured? Slip and fall on a hot pocket?

How you accidentally made the connection that chronic incurable pain leads to painkillers leads to addiction leading to the now ongoing opioid epidemic, and then laughed it off as an absurd gotcha instead of realizing yes, thats how it works, beats the fuck out of me

 

[Brazen Wanker]

i know something awful as the slender man forum

Ironic considering the BMI of most goons

 

[AnOminous]

We should do something to change that because all goons are scum and don't deserve to be respected in life or in death.

Good luck with that.

 

[Christ4President2024]

He could've lived up to his potential without becoming a state sponsored faggot like Dorsey or Zuck.Instead he decided to be a faggot in the opposite direction: a dumbass who squandered his potential for all the world to see.

I keep seeing comments like this, like people here are some kind of life coach in a position to criticize him from that angle. Who really lives up to their potential? Is this forum full of self made, successful individuals?

same vibe i get from the jack scalfani thread, where people stick their nose up when he uses pre ground pepper, as if they use only the finest, hand ground peppercorn

 

[Dyn]

Good luck with that.
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wtf why? Did you ask people to fertiliser-bomb lowtax's mom's house or something?

 

[AnOminous]

wtf why? Did you ask people to fertiliser-bomb lowtax's mom's house or something?

Kind of.

 

[Dyn]

I keep seeing comments like this, like people here are some kind of life coach in a position to criticize him from that angle. Who really lives up to their potential? Is this forum full of self made, successful individuals?

What's the point of watching retarded trannies rape their own mothers if we can't feel successful by comparison?

Kind of.

Good. Somebody should.

 

[Von Wolf Demon]

Ironically, his death could more fairly be laid at our door than any of the other retards and rejects we're blamed for driving to suicide.

Curious why you'd say that? I guess I need to read more of this thread now. I always found him boring and just an attention whore not worth the attention. Something Awful was interesting, Lowtax not so much, IMHO.

Whenever I would dip into this thread, it was usually at a time when unwashed twitter and reddit savages were tearing him apart over relatively small shit and Kiwi discussion seemed more rational and balanced, even if Kiwis weren't exactly nice to him.

 

[Amaranth]

So is this death on Kiwi or SA?

 

[CHARizard]

I was part of Something Awful for years in the 2000’s. Raided with goons in BC and WotLK. Played BF with them, watched let’s plays, bought stuff off their market. I liked the site, I liked the articles about the soup guy, I even liked Lowtax and Shmorkys videos. This news saddens me even knowing what has happened since I was there.

I left SA over 10 years ago, and will never return. I hope Lowtax is in a better place today because I think he and his site really went downhill.

 

[Kosher Dill]

There once was a man from Missouri /
Who blasted his brains into slurry.

Sorry, that's all the poetry I've got for the occasion, half a limerick.

 

[Thomas Paine]

I hope his grave gets doxed so I can shit and cum all over it, just like trannies did to his site.

As above so below.

 

[Dyn]

Curious why you'd say that? I guess I need to read more of this thread now. I always found him boring and just an attention whore not worth the attention. Something Awful was interesting, Lowtax not so much, IMHO.

We groomed that borderline girl to seduce him and homewreck his marriage, which started the whole custody drama he ended up killing himself over. In all fairness it sounded like a really funny idea before it actually worked.

 

[AnOminous]

Curious why you'd say that? I guess I need to read more of this thread now. I always found him boring and just an attention whore not worth the attention. Something Awful was interesting, Lowtax not so much, IMHO.

Because none of the other troons and retards we're blamed for had anything to do with the site and other than Julie Terryberry, none of them had even interacted with the site any time near to their demise. Richard fairly often interacted with the site, bitched about us, and was clearly intensely bitter about his coverage here, and it arguably had a lot to do with the events that led to him being ousted from SA and permabanned.

Julie Terryberry killed herself after being abandoned by the troon boyfriend she'd previously threatened to kill herself over. Chloe Sagal killed herself and explicitly gave a reason for it that wasn't us. And the Byuuicide never happened.

 

[Margo Martindale]

Rest In piss and cum, you were a pretty shitty person

 

[FierceBrosnan]

There once was a man from Missouri /
Who blasted his brains into slurry.

Sorry, that's all the poetry I've got for the occasion, half a limerick.

I got you fren.

There once was a man from Missouri
Who gave up his success in a hurry
He traded his goons
For furries and troons
So he blasted his brains into slurry

 

[AnOminous]

same vibe i get from the jack scalfani thread, where people stick their nose up when he uses pre ground pepper, as if they use only the finest, hand ground peppercorn

So go do something you enjoy more you little bitch.

 

[ScatmansWorld]

Maybe I'm just a naïve ideologue, but I really don't understand why a bunch of people in this thread are saying Lowtax selling SomethingAwful would of been the best case scenario. If I had to choose, I would absolutely prefer the old sites of the web quietly dying out as their owners moved on, instead of all that internet history being collectively owned by Google or Amazon or some soulless advertising agency. (Hey there ResetEra!)