Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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[Brian 'Lowtax'] Looper was found dead in his prison cell on June 26, 2013. Nearly two hours before Looper was found, a prison incident report shows he assaulted a pregnant female counselor and had to be restrained.[24] An autopsy revealed he had a heart condition caused by a combination of high blood pressure and hardening arteries; he also had a toxic level of anti-depressants in his system.

So who died more pathetically, the Lowtax Classic or Lowtax Spineless Ed.?

I thinking Spineless Ed., since he's fucked over his kids in the process.
 
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[Brian 'Lowtax'] Looper was found dead in his prison cell on June 26, 2013. Nearly two hours before Looper was found, a prison incident report shows he assaulted a pregnant female counselor and had to be restrained.[24] An autopsy revealed he had a heart condition caused by a combination of high blood pressure and hardening arteries; he also had a toxic level of anti-depressants in his system.

So who died more pathetically, the Lowtax Classic or Lowtax Spineless Ed.?

I thinking Spineless Ed., since he's fucked over his kids in the process.
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Just imagine if this was his actual death hearing the sentence "he assaulted a pregnant female counselor and had to be restrained." Lowtax would've still killed himself if he was in put in jail.
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Slobs said:
I dunno, 3.5k a month spousal support is pretty fucking exceptional. Frivolous shit like "maintaining her lifestyle" has no place in any divorce, even if he was a dumb faggot blowing his money on thai ladyboys. I'd get real spiteful about it too if I were in his shoes.
My condolences for the kids though.
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I think the 3.5K was punishment + essentially a payment plan given Lowtax burned all the SA sale money.
The problem was he spent money like a tard and sold his business AFTER divorce papers were served.
 
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Ghostse said:
I think the 3.5K was punishment + essentially a payment plan given Lowtax burned all the SA sale money.
The problem was he spent money like a tard and sold his business AFTER divorce papers were served.
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Was Lowtax actually gonna go through the divorce before his death? Jesus I would've already imagined of how horrible it could end on the 2nd spotlight of his suicide.
 
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Was Lowtax actually gonna go through the divorce before his death? Jesus I would've already imagined of how horrible it could end on the 2nd spotlight of his suicide.
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Yes. He's been in court for nearly two years slapfighting over custody and allimony/child support.

You must have missed his VINDICATON.
 
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When he first joined this forum and people started sucking up to him I said he wasn't all that and a bag of chips and he said I was just putting on an ironic fake-detachment and pretending not to care.

Nobody gets away with saying I care about things on the internet. Nobody. Even if I have to dedicate my life to getting revenge, even if I have to wait six fucking years and catch them in a courthouse parking lot and force a gun into their mouth I'll fucking do it. That's how much I don't care.
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Boring edgy troll is boring.
 
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Somebody must've posted this earlier but there's like hundreds of pages at this point.

How unsurprising is it to know Rich's mother is complete and total trash? It's obvious where he inherited / learned his trait for avoiding accountability or proper adult responsibility. If Ashlii has blood on her hands, that bitch is soaked in her own son's blood like Carrie on prom night.

Stupid fucking cocksucker killed himself rather than pay child support or get a real job to do so. Dude should be mulched and used as fertilizer for plants on an unmarked stretch of freeway median. It'd be the first time in his life he'd have done something useful for society.
 
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RapidUnplannedDisassembly said:
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Somebody must've posted this earlier but there's like hundreds of pages at this point.

How unsurprising is it to know Rich's mother is complete and total trash? It's obvious where he inherited / learned his trait for avoiding accountability or proper adult responsibility. If Ashlii has blood on her hands, that bitch is soaked in her own son's blood like Carrie on prom night.

Stupid fucking cocksucker killed himself rather than pay child support or get a real job to do so. Dude should be mulched and used as fertilizer for plants on an unmarked stretch of freeway median. It'd be the first time in his life he'd have done something useful for society.
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Your son kills himself. Do you:

a) Stop in shock and grief, contact your grandchildren to see if they're ok, inform family members, search your soul to see if you could do anything differently?

or

b) Send an email to his ex-wife blaming her for his death before the body is even cold?

Welcome to Clan Kayanka.
 
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Slobs said:
I dunno, 3.5k a month spousal support is pretty fucking exceptional. Frivolous shit like "maintaining her lifestyle" has no place in any divorce, even if he was a dumb faggot blowing his money on thai ladyboys. I'd get real spiteful about it too if I were in his shoes.
My condolences for the kids though.
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I don't disagree, but it's not like a surprising turn of events. Everyone knows how child support is calculated and his previous income was insane.

Is it fair to make him pay now that he's penniless? No. But he should have seen it coming and left for someplace that doesn't extradite.
 
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I don't disagree, but it's not like a surprising turn of events. Everyone knows how child support is calculated and his previous income was insane.

Is it fair to make him pay now that he's penniless? No. But he should have seen it coming and left for someplace that doesn't extradite.
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Also bear in mind that the Judge ruled that he had deliberately blown $400,000 of the money that should have gone to his kids care and education on gatcha games and hookers to spite his ex. That order was basically "You'd better find that money again asshole, it didn't belong to you and you knew it didn't."
 
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