DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
End of stream update:

Total tip: $103

Top tip: $37 (BTS SilentBob)

"You guys tell me you like this game but ill be honest, the contribution can be better, I hope we won't have another slow night stream because you know, Lost Judgement has been low lately, right?"
...HE GOT $103! Jesus, how much money does this addict need for contributions to meet his expectations? $150 minimum? I genuinely don't understand why his whales even bother tipping because even when they do he says "If it weren't for HorseFucker55's $50 tip, we'd only be at $35 guys! That's unacceptable!"

It's like he's started separating the tips from his usual whales from the normal tips and he's seen that aside from whales, almost nobody's tipping or subbing. It's weird too because don't they know for only $100 he'll wear a vest and hat? That's some incredible bang for your buck, I don't get it!
 
...HE GOT $103! Jesus, how much money does this addict need for contributions to meet his expectations? $150 minimum? I genuinely don't understand why his whales even bother tipping because even when they do he says "If it weren't for HorseFucker55's $50 tip, we'd only be at $35 guys! That's unacceptable!"

It's like he's started separating the tips from his usual whales from the normal tips and he's seen that aside from whales, almost nobody's tipping or subbing. It's weird too because don't they know for only $100 he'll wear a vest and hat? That's some incredible bang for your buck, I don't get it!
Well you went a little :optimistic: :optimistic: there. $100 will get you glasses and a hat, if you wanna see hat and vest it'll cost you $150.

And $150 per stream is the VERY reasonable amount he needs to make ends meet, because he has bills to pay...you know bills that covers...stuff and other mature adult things.
 
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...HE GOT $103! Jesus, how much money does this addict need for contributions to meet his expectations? $150 minimum? I genuinely don't understand why his whales even bother tipping because even when they do he says "If it weren't for HorseFucker55's $50 tip, we'd only be at $35 guys! That's unacceptable!"

It's like he's started separating the tips from his usual whales from the normal tips and he's seen that aside from whales, almost nobody's tipping or subbing. It's weird too because don't they know for only $100 he'll wear a vest and hat? That's some incredible bang for your buck, I don't get it!

Keep in mind that he originally had it at $200 not too long ago. Guess it might be time to put that poll back up as to when he'll increase the amount again...
 
He just doesn't know how to wear it.

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Keep in mind that he originally had it at $200 not too long ago. Guess it might be time to put that poll back up as to when he'll increase the amount again...
Given how unfathomable it is for Phil to back down on his expectations, I wouldn't say it's terribly likely. Imagine what kind of awareness it takes for the pigroach to surrender to the way his pigs are pretty well done pretending that OIC isn't almost solely responsible for hitting the goal. Especially with how much he DESPISES not only being stuck with these tards, but with not being able to command all of them anymore. Think about how much Phil must he dying inside from not getting anywhere bear to everything he wants and nothing he doesn't. He's kept alive by someone who's a liability for him, doesn't get to hide it even from dimwits, and can't have his cake and eat it too by letting OIC skate with sleazy shit AND get the regular pigs back in line.

I reckon the only thing that would give Phil the confidence to try going back to demanding $200 a stream is the sudden appearance of either two more OIC-level whales, or the sudden cacing in of a bunch of regular paypigs. I'm not sure which one I find more unlikely, given the state of his stream these days. I do know this, though: the only way to keep getting what he wants, which is a situation wherein he gets to waste money on gacha until the day he dies, and WITHOUT going homeless over it, is to compromise and start playing games troll-tippers and paypigs alike want to see him suck at. And the odds of that are obviously as non-existent as his maturity.
 
DSP once again jealous that people got rich instead of him and taking the moral high ground like he’s the one cop in the precinct that doesn’t skim from the top.
The first thing I noticed during his FGC rant was how quickly he brought up money. Whether it's Pewdiepie, Keemstar, the Project L people, whatever, one of the first things he mentions is always that they made tons of money.

He wonders why people mock him for being jealous constantly, when he's always so transparent.
 
Since the poll now asks about taxes, when will the IRS just be done with his shit and garnish his income? How far gone do you have to be to get this punishment?
It may be happening and could be how he ended up in the red other than his total wine and champions, then blamed it on the leaks, trying to sell it as people making mysterious purchases. Give him money.
 
The fact that Phil still has the nerve to speak about other people being "modern dumb gamers" after there was that presentation from some game designers showing his gameplay of God of war as the prime example of a dumb gamer is dumbfounding.

Phil never ceases to amaze me when it comes to his lack of self-awareness. Professional game developers literally used him as an example of how dumb modern gamers are and how they have to add things to guide those dumb gamers. And he still acts as if he's above them.
And remember how he ranted about those game devs "using his content was illegal." and how they should've "asked him before using his content." It's like fair use doesn't exist in Phil's mind. Using his content, even though they're adding their own commentary and interjecting other points about the game, the gameplay, etc...Yeah, it's totally illegal in his mind. Fair use doesn't exist in the real world.
 
The first thing I noticed during his FGC rant was how quickly he brought up money. Whether it's Pewdiepie, Keemstar, the Project L people, whatever, one of the first things he mentions is always that they made tons of money.

….and he has damn near nothing to show for it. Doesn’t own his mature adult house, never took any trips or explored once he moved to Washington, didn’t invest any of it, not even a top whale in his shitty gacha game. Good fucking job Phil. Edit: I’m an idiot and read it as Phil bragging about the money he’s made. Bugged reading mechanics, nothing I could do :snort:
 
He used to be a complete pervert when it came to female video game characters. People kept saying that it was cringe, so he decided to "mature". He now speaks out about how dating sims and attractive women in video games is "immature", and brags about being married.
My theory is this: when he was with Panda, everything was sexual. You can go back and watch the old CTKhando tour and how he felt up one of the statues...I can't recall which one, but it was like watching a 12 year old wondering what real boobs feel like. Once he got with Kat, oh, she EMASCULATED the hell out of Phil. He (Phil) is TERRIFIED of losing his mom, sorry, his wife of her pulling a Panda and breaking free of the pignoisis. She won't, because she's got it made, but I digress.

Everything is "Dude, I'm a married man." and cringe at the thought of a couple kissing, or a hint of sexuality from a video game, and he cringes like an old man. The Phil of old would've been like a 12 year old watching his dad's old XXX movies, now, it's like watching a dude who's on the bad end of 50 cringe at something that would be PG.
 
The way he shows off empty fucking boxes, it's like a literal child trying to flex, why the fuck does he even keep the boxes for this shit? Would his excuse be he needs to keep them in case he has to return any of them? Shit makes no sense I swear.
What brought this on? I noticed they appeared after Halloween or were they there before the Halloween decorations. He's slowly adding stuff. It was originally just the boxes.

Then the fallout stuff and pixel characters from street fighter.

He never did this for a long time with the childish stuff. Did I miss something or is it because of his waning viewership and support?
 
...HE GOT $103! Jesus, how much money does this addict need for contributions to meet his expectations? $150 minimum? I genuinely don't understand why his whales even bother tipping because even when they do he says "If it weren't for HorseFucker55's $50 tip, we'd only be at $35 guys! That's unacceptable!"

It's like he's started separating the tips from his usual whales from the normal tips and he's seen that aside from whales, almost nobody's tipping or subbing. It's weird too because don't they know for only $100 he'll wear a vest and hat? That's some incredible bang for your buck, I don't get it!

This increased and unhinged addict behavior directed towards the expectation of an ever-increasing number attached to whatever arbitrary Tips Goal number the pig splattered all over his paypig leaderboard can be directly attributed to the “success” Phil experienced during the Vest Streak.

Quite a few of us expected this dunce to believe that whatever increase in income he experienced throughout one of the most peculiar years we’ve had this century would become the norm for his financial situation. On top of defrauding the WA state bankruptcy courts and offloading his debts onto his fellow taxpayers, Phil found himself with more disposable income that he’s had access to in over half a decade.

Per the bank statement leaks, his spending is just as unhinged, reckless, and unsustainable as his on-camera behavior. Phil prominently displays many of the key attributes of gambling addicts and alcoholics and such acuities are reflected in his spending habits as well as his overall views on life. His slow and steady physical and mental disintegration is being publicly chronicled on a daily basis; it’s like DSP is vlogging his decline for anybody to see but only those who bother to look seem to only care enough.

@actually has said it pretty succinctly: without the support of a few whales who have successfully hidden their true identity (rather poorly I should add), Phil would be dead in the water. Although his income has remained steady, it is not increasing enough to indicate an upward trajectory but has plateaued. Given his stature as a content creator and his awful reputation, Phil will never be a big YTer again or ever enjoy the success he’s had in his early content creation days. Hence why he clings to these glory days so frequently and leans on them so heavily to justify his overall raison d’etre.

What no one can predict is the mental state of his preferred whales and paypigs who will decide this man’s fate. And given who Phil is, it’s only a matter of time until he offends or tosses one or all of them aside like a used condom on the side of the road.

All of these factors permeate Phil’s peanut-sized brain and feed his anxieties subconsciously thus increasing his desire to escape his material reality. Hence why the constant hammering of hitting Tips Goals and generating as much accessible cash as quickly as possible, it’s his only way out of this Pavlovian Hell he has created for himself.
 
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