DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Mid-stream update. Pahsitive stream full of fun gameplay:
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And as funny as it probably would be to watch him shot himself, I'm quite happy that he never touched a firearm and I hope it stays this way forever. Not because I give a shit about Dave but just the thought of him at a live range with other people around sends shiver down my spine, and not the good kind if shivers.

I'm imagining something like this:
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This what would happen if DSP shot a gun.
 

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I’d be fucking embarrassed if my parents bought me a custom meal to celebrate an important Holiday.

Phil’s actually proud and almost salivated while describing in detail what his parents ordered for him and his horse Kat.
Could it possibly be the same fucking thing they order for him every year prior to this that he’s actually talked about his thanksgiving?

Not even Derich must care at this point.
 
….and he has damn near nothing to show for it. Doesn’t own his mature adult house, never took any trips or explored once he moved to Washington, didn’t invest any of it, not even a top whale in his shitty gacha game. Good fucking job Phil. Edit: I’m an idiot and read it as Phil bragging about the money he’s made. Bugged reading mechanics, nothing I could do :snort:
Remember its skill and luck that gets you the big house, the fans, the money...and DSP has neither.
 
GotG is the perfect game for him.
-Easy
-Gameplay wise barely has to do anything
-Full with cutscenes
-Characters cant stop talking so no D E A D A I R
-Full with lame jokes so we have a nühühü or höhöhöhö goat laugh every 30secs
I was actually coming here to ask, as I haven't been watching every stream; but the ones I have seen, he's never once complained about bad controls, unfair gameplay, and I'm certain he's never died/game over'd once. Am I missing something, he playing on a low difficulty, or it's just that basic?
 
"10 minutes left guys" stream update:

Total tip: $83

Top tip: Nocouture ($50)

Viewers: 146 and dwindling

Nocouture came through with the big tip, Phil immediately turned into a weapon of begging

"Thank you sir for the support! I really appreciate because the contribution today is INSANELY LOW again, no one even superchated in a few hours"

"Look at the chat, 164 people watching huh? That's terrible! Even my chill night stream has better attendance than this! This game is so good I don't understand why no one wants to watch it"

"It is what it is I guess, I'll probably finish the game with one more session, I hope you guys will support it for the finale stream, okay?"

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