DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[N0thingICanDo]

Half time Night stream update:

Total tip: $24

Top tip: Pwnage101 ($10)

Chat is flooded with virgin chads

OIC vs Kevin Burnstein War is still going on after OIC is off for the rest of the year

"Please tip me, we are half way done the stream and not even at the glasses goal, come on!"

 

[the khat quaffer]

Bitch slapping a little girl is one of my favorite dsp moments cause it really shows how highly he thinks of himself
He thinks he is owed respect so when not even a little girl respects him it really gets to him

Someone needs to give the wonderbread wop some authentic Italian wisdom regarding respect.

Who am I kidding, Phil's never respected or worked for anything his entire life. He is the living, snorting embodiment of an ungrateful parasite.

 

[Brother Wind]

I've been watching a lot of Phil's TIHYDP of Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat and such, and I firmly believe he both does not grasp that lag affects both players and cannot be used against him by his opponent for cheap wins as he so often claims,

I mean you are right. He doesn't. But dont get it wrong. Thats a thing you can do. The most important thing about Phil is he is the human IMAX. In that he projects like none other. Everything he claims people do, he does. And nothing is more core to him than "the little nugget of truth". It is the centre of all of his lies. Because there are things such as lag tactics. There are things like puzzle bosses. There are things that count as beginner traps. He is complete shit, but he feels comfortable thinking he recognizes things.

Like, I am currently watching the Super Mario Kart tihydp. And that game 100% cheats. And he will use that fact as a safety blanket. Because he didn't lose. The game cheated. Never mind that the SNES barely understood how it was running that game. So asking AI to play it fairly, was essentially fucking impossible. Like the game would be so easy and unfun if it didn't cheat. But it does. Thus, Phil doesn't lose.

 

[Dona Morte]

Phil talks about touching his ass.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Big ups, Josh Poem. Phil honestly is losing it mentally, as the facade is starting to break. He knows reality is sinking in and he's pointing the finger at everyone else but himself: Twitch, Machinima, Curse, us, Panda, his parents for not paying off his taxes, etc...Phil claims he's a "PAWsitive guy.", but reality is knocking on his door and he doesn't want to answer it.

Do I think the move back to CT is coming? Not quite yet, but it's coming soon to a YouTube stream near you! There will be a time where he'll be in his childhood bedroom, playing WWE Champions, pushing 50, working some menial job, with his mom is controlling every red penny he makes to pay back the hole he created for himself. While Phil curses the day that he lost his mature house in Washington and is back in that ghetto called Bridgeport.

And not one ounce of empathy will be felt for the pigroach.

 

[iNEEDthatMoney]

Bitch slapping a little girl is one of my favorite dsp moments cause it really shows how highly he thinks of himself
He thinks he is owed respect so when not even a little girl respects him it really gets to him

Don't forget him threatening to beat up that senior citizen.
From that look back at his videos that his fans selected & one of them was the neighbor yelling him to shut up.

Phil said he was a old 60 year old man who comes home after long hours of work & just drinks while outside. Something about if the old man tried to make something out of it, Phil would have beaten him up.

That was so funny. Him talking so tough years after it happened, right after just watching the video where he immediately went quite as a mouse when the guy yelled at him.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

All of Phil's tough guy posturing is immediately countered by the fact that he is a coward.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Here is DSP's turkey dinner care of Mama Burnell:
Turkey Roulade



DSP keeps saying he is getting Creme Brulee mashed potatoes, which is retarded. He is actually getting Creme Fraiche mashed potatoes.



Who could forget the Macaroni and Cheese?

 

[tzgnilki]

Here is DSP's turkey dinner care of Mama Burnell:
Turkey Roulade

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DSP keeps saying he is getting Creme Brulee mashed potatoes, which is retarded. He is actually getting Creme Fraiche mashed potatoes.

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I put something together here in the food thread

total comes to approx $220 USD

 

[Redneck Ragnarok]

Here is DSP's turkey dinner care of Mama Burnell:
Turkey Roulade

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DSP keeps saying he is getting Creme Brulee mashed potatoes, which is retarded. He is actually getting Creme Fraiche mashed potatoes.

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The prices on that! His mother is dumb cunt just like her spawn. Holy shit.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

Here is DSP's turkey dinner care of Mama Burnell:
Turkey Roulade

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DSP keeps saying he is getting Creme Brulee mashed potatoes, which is retarded. He is actually getting Creme Fraiche mashed potatoes.

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Who the fuck would want frozen mashed potatoes? And at $82 I guess we know where Phil's inheritance is going. 4 pounds of mashed potatoes, 4 pounds of mac and cheese and a 2.4lb turkey, all for two people. Kat is a blimp.

 

[Nineteenlevels]

Phil talks about touching his ass.
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DSP can't keep his story straight between fake modesty, acting as if he is above needing to buy flashy new clothes, and begging with a sob story about how he actually needs new clothes

All last week he was talking about how people are silly for buying new clothes often, and he is above that and frugal, and thinks its fine to have older underwear because he's just so modest and above it. Now it's ''damn so many holes I need new underwear''

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

DSP can't keep his story straight between fake modesty, and acting as if he is above needing to buy flashy new clothes.

All last week he was talking about how people are silly for buying new clothes often, and he is above that and frugal, and thinks its fine to have older underwear. Now it's ''damn so many holes I need new underwear''

it must be hard to go between

Clothes tend to last a long time if you never put them on because you don't leave the house. I will bet money that he's gone through more pajamas than any other piece of clothing in his wardrobe.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

End of night stream status:

Total tip: $35

Top tip: Pwnage ($10)

"Guys PLEASE! We can do better than this, we have way more viewers than my day stream yet the contribution wasn't even half of my early stream's, right?"

"If anyone want to beat pwnage for the top tip and decide which car I will drive for the next Forza stream this is your last chance, $11 or more you'll get that, very beatable guys"

Chat is already congratulate Pwnage, only Phil wants him to lose at this moment

I need that money I really do, I need that money to.....

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

So what happened to the YouTube payment? I mean, we all know he got it, but did DSP tell the dents in his audience not to worry about his day ahf tomorrow?

 

[The Cunting Death]

Here is DSP's turkey dinner care of Mama Burnell:
Turkey Roulade

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DSP keeps saying he is getting Creme Brulee mashed potatoes, which is retarded. He is actually getting Creme Fraiche mashed potatoes.

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Who could forget the Macaroni and Cheese?
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That's the most white trash Thanksgiving dinner I've ever seen

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

So what happened to the YouTube payment? I mean, we all know he got it, but did DSP tell the dents in his audience not to worry about his day ahf tomorrow?

In the early stream he said he got the YT payment but then had to pay bills immediately this morning and its all gone. Today's batch of bills was over $4k somehow even though his monthly expenses are detailed in the bankruptcy docs..

 

[Elescondido]

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Big ups, Josh Poem. Phil honestly is losing it mentally, as the facade is starting to break. He knows reality is sinking in and he's pointing the finger at everyone else but himself: Twitch, Machinima, Curse, us, Panda, his parents for not paying off his taxes, etc...Phil claims he's a "PAWsitive guy.", but reality is knocking on his door and he doesn't want to answer it.

Do I think the move back to CT is coming? Not quite yet, but it's coming soon to a YouTube stream near you! There will be a time where he'll be in his childhood bedroom, playing WWE Champions, pushing 50, working some menial job, with his mom is controlling every red penny he makes to pay back the hole he created for himself. While Phil curses the day that he lost his mature house in Washington and is back in that ghetto called Bridgeport.

And not one ounce of empathy will be felt for the pigroach.

If someone told him that people dont become members because they dont like feasting with the king and are voting with their wallets.....

How would he react

 

[actually]

If someone told him that people dont become members because they dont like feasting with the king and are voting with their wallets.....

How would he react

He'd call you an asshole and say that you're selfish for expecting something for becoming a member and should just want to give him money while expecting nothing in return.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Phil has said that you give him money to support the stream and asking for something for your money makes you a selfish asshole. He gets over $100k every year doing this.