Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

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>Standing to pee will change my life in so many ways...

Really? In what way? I honestly don't understand what these girls are expecting. It won't make their tiny female bodies look manlier or get them accepted by the boys as one of them. I could understand if they were that obsessed with a penis to be able to actually penetrate someone and live their deranged yaoi fantasies. But standing to pee is such a non-issue and many men pee sitting too without feeling hurt in their masculinity.
 
This is the friend:


Have fun reading this numbered list when you pee standing up AS a “Girl” ALL THE TIME.
"142.) Also I can do some Kegel exercises to increase the power of my stream when I pee standing up AS a “Girl” ALL THE TIME. And it will also make the sweet and SEXY sound of the pee louder AS a “Girl” too."

Please random.txt thanks :story:

I'm wondering how someone like this could even have friends? Who wants to be around someone talking about pee 24/7? We need to bring back the asylums.
 
Real question, I’m genuinely curious: What is that round, button-like thing at the top of the amhole? And what is that round thing of the same color peeking out at the bottom? It looks like a growth or a cyst or something that developed there after surgery. Was it like an ingrown due to the hair that was removed later? Medical Kiwis, please get in here, I need you!
The bigger bulb is his repurposed glans. That's an amhole "clit" because chopping off a smaller bean sized piece isn't feasible.
 
>Standing to pee will change my life in so many ways...

Really? In what way? I honestly don't understand what these girls are expecting. It won't make their tiny female bodies look manlier or get them accepted by the boys as one of them. I could understand if they were that obsessed with a penis to be able to actually penetrate someone and live their deranged yaoi fantasies. But standing to pee is such a non-issue and many men pee sitting too without feeling hurt in their masculinity.
Right? Who doesn't wanna pee n relax while zoning out or looking at dumb shit on your phone?
 
i dont know what ispoiler is and why this isn't a normal spoiler, whatever it is it doesnt work on mobile and i am gagging.
I’m on mobile too, and I had the opposite problem with this post. Tapping the image doesn’t unblur it for me. I was gonna say something, but decided that rl Barbie crotch wasn’t something i needed to see anyway.

>Standing to pee will change my life in so many ways...

Really? In what way? I honestly don't understand what these girls are expecting. It won't make their tiny female bodies look manlier or get them accepted by the boys as one of them. I could understand if they were that obsessed with a penis to be able to actually penetrate someone and live their deranged yaoi fantasies. But standing to pee is such a non-issue and many men pee sitting too without feeling hurt in their masculinity.
It’s to be more manlier! The manliest of men are so manly that they even stand when they shit.

The bigger bulb is his repurposed glans. That's an amhole "clit" because chopping off a smaller bean sized piece isn't feasible.
The discoloration is what’s grossing me out. I don’t think it’s supposed to be so pale. Looks not long for this world (should be easier to pull the hairballs out without that thing in the way, anyway).
 
The bigger bulb is his repurposed glans. That's an amhole "clit" because chopping off a smaller bean sized piece isn't feasible.
What the fuck? How do they even get it ther- you know what, I’m just going to stop while I’m ahead.
This thread makes me think twice about going down the medical career path, not because it’s gross, but because I’m too fucking retarded to understand the inner workings of the human body, let alone how doctors can essentially be playing Mr Potato Head with people’s body parts like this (without straight up killing them most of the time, at least). But at the same time, this thread features post-Mengele-experimentation type shit which I can only hope is not covered in medical school (unless you’re specifically planning to go into this butchery).
 
I think I may have found the most bizarre-looking hair bologna yet on r/phallo:


I can't describe it in words. It's almost as wide as it is long and seems to have been stitched on at least a couple of inches off-center.

The Ayden's own comments about her "equipment". "I don't believe I will get a normal penis". No shit. What exactly did these butchers sell her to make her believe she would get a "normal penis" out of the deal?

Fellow Aydens: "I'm so sorry to hear that bro!"

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What the hell is even going on in that last picture? Why does it look so... flat? Is it crescent moon shaped?

And look at her leg, holy shit.
 
What the hell is even going on in that last picture? Why does it look so... flat? Is it crescent moon shaped?

And look at her leg, holy shit.
I think it’s been continuously pressed against her leg since it’s so badly off center. You can see the hair just mashed into it too bc it’s been pressed against her leg the whole time. It’s like the flesh they used for her crotch knows that it’s true home is her leg and is desperately trying to go back to it.
Real question, I’m genuinely curious: What is that round, button-like thing at the top of the amhole? And what is that round thing of the same color peeking out at the bottom? It looks like a growth or a cyst or something that developed there after surgery. Was it like an ingrown due to the hair that was removed later? Medical Kiwis, please get in here, I need you!
The clit looks like a cabbage patch dolls bellybutton and I’m p sure that gunky wad in the neovag is the hairball itself. It’s the same colour as the filth he pulled out along with the hair.
 
So when these dudes go on T blockers and estrogen and get those tube titties, then change their minds, do the tube titties go away? Or are they just stuck with tube tits forever?
maybe they can get neomastectomies for their neotitties. remember, nothing is impossible in tranny clown world, you can get butchered as many times as you want, it's a journey that's different for everyone!
 
So when these dudes go on T blockers and estrogen and get those tube titties, then change their minds, do the tube titties go away? Or are they just stuck with tube tits forever?
The tube tits stay around forever and a mastectomy would be needed to get rid of them. As we've seen with TiFs a mastectomy will leave huge scars across the chest, meaning that any TiM who does detransition will have a giant, indelible reminder of his gender-bending stint for the rest of his life.
 
>Standing to pee will change my life in so many ways...

Really? In what way? I honestly don't understand what these girls are expecting. It won't make their tiny female bodies look manlier or get them accepted by the boys as one of them. I could understand if they were that obsessed with a penis to be able to actually penetrate someone and live their deranged yaoi fantasies. But standing to pee is such a non-issue and many men pee sitting too without feeling hurt in their masculinity.
All I can think of is being able to use the troughs at the stadium rather than having to wait for a stall?

I think it's (over-scrupulous) fear - Fear that someone will notice them never using a urinal (even though plenty of guys who aren't in a hurry will sit down anyway?) and that this will be the one thing that stops them from passing.
 
The tube tits stay around forever and a mastectomy would be needed to get rid of them. As we've seen with TiFs a mastectomy will leave huge scars across the chest, meaning that any TiM who does detransition will have a giant, indelible reminder of his gender-bending stint for the rest of his life.
I'd assume it's usually less invasive than a mastectomy (unless you have Jazz Jennings tubular wonders) - they essentially have self-induced gynecomastia.
 
I was just thinking- what with the upcoming troon protest outside NHS england making all sorts of demands;
so, neodick surgery- could guys with micropenises not get the same kind of thing as a flop sausage, but potentially better at working cos they have the fundamentals of the framework needed?
Or would it be the same problem in that they don’t have sufficient muscle and fibrous dick tissues which has landed them with mircodicks in the first place?
As far as I know it seems that people seem to just get on with living thier tortured existences and arent offered anything.

You would think they would be in at least a better starting position than Aidens, even worst case scenario where they cant use the existing cells to grow or meld and would have to make do with the lacking proper tissue- but surely they should be being offered this ahead of Aiden?

I just have never seen it mentioned, the time or two that I went a-rubbernecking on a subreddit about it.
Instead it was just loads of seething, misery, woman hating and depression.

I saw a guy on a tv show get basically the tranny SRS dick- he had a horrible accident as a kid and they had just sewed him shut - as an adult they made him a dick the same way they do with FtMs- but like, much better looking, and somehow without absolutely fucking up his arm - like they took a graft, but it wasn't an utter mess, the thing looked good, I think there was even some erectile tissue in the viscera inside, and they found a testicle that the original surgeon had just tucked in, too, so he was actually fertile.

You would think microdick dudes would be in better stead than both this guys case and all the TiFs.

Maybe its actually really fucking rare? I dont know, I've never seen one, I dont know anyone who has done either. .

Maybe they aren't asking for it? I guess they aren't out and proud about it like the Troons are.

Or maybe it would count as a cosmetic procedure, and an incredibly complex and so expensive one, which bars them out - if that is the case it is incredibly unfair that Aidens should be getting this on the Nash, and they cant.
 
I was just thinking- what with the upcoming troon protest outside NHS england making all sorts of demands;
so, neodick surgery- could guys with micropenises not get the same kind of thing as a flop sausage, but potentially better at working cos they have the fundamentals of the framework needed?
Or would it be the same problem in that they don’t have sufficient muscle and fibrous dick tissues which has landed them with mircodicks in the first place?
As far as I know it seems that people seem to just get on with living thier tortured existences and arent offered anything.

You would think they would be in at least a better starting position than Aidens, even worst case scenario where they cant use the existing cells to grow or meld and would have to make do with the lacking proper tissue- but surely they should be being offered this ahead of Aiden?

I just have never seen it mentioned, the time or two that I went a-rubbernecking on a subreddit about it.
Instead it was just loads of seething, misery, woman hating and depression.

I saw a guy on a tv show get basically the tranny SRS dick- he had a horrible accident as a kid and they had just sewed him shut - as an adult they made him a dick the same way they do with FtMs- but like, much better looking, and somehow without absolutely fucking up his arm - like they took a graft, but it wasn't an utter mess, the thing looked good, I think there was even some erectile tissue in the viscera inside, and they found a testicle that the original surgeon had just tucked in, too, so he was actually fertile.

You would think microdick dudes would be in better stead than both this guys case and all the TiFs.

Maybe its actually really fucking rare? I dont know, I've never seen one, I dont know anyone who has done either. .

Maybe they aren't asking for it? I guess they aren't out and proud about it like the Troons are.

Or maybe it would count as a cosmetic procedure, and an incredibly complex and so expensive one, which bars them out - if that is the case it is incredibly unfair that Aidens should be getting this on the Nash, and they cant.
I'm going to take a wild guess based off reading this thread: the docs who do that kind of thing likely approach it as a rare, even once-in-a-lifetime chance to flex their skills and put themselves on the map, with a team of urologists, actual plastic surgeons, etc, knowing that respected people in their field are paying attention, working on an otherwise mentally/physically healthy man who suffered terribly and also might have something left to work with as you mentioned. And I'm sure it costs a FORTUNE.
This is in contrast with: opportunistic docs who aren't actually skilled in plastic surgery or any other specifically helpful field, who are accountable to next-to-nobody, who set up exploitive private practices raking in medicaid bucks from mentally ill self-destructive Aydens who have no recourse because instead of wanting their mutilation repaired they're begging to be mutilated. No proper wound care, no psych consult, no answered phone calls.
As an aside: we often read about how these butchers don't take the calls of patients who are suffering as their junk falls apart. I believe it, because I think a lot of these doctors are sociopathic maniacs. But can you imagine having one of these troons as a patient?? You just know they'd get totally fixated on you for care and attention regardless of their actual recovery state, go all BPD and never fucking leave you alone. Every time one of these fools complains about a lack of patient care I wonder about the kind of insane blubbering messages they've left with the receptionist. It's your butcher. They're only going to hurt you, not heal you on any level, gurl
So the answer is that better fake dicks are definitely possible, but 99.999% of the time are utterly out of the picture for these women.
 
This is the friend:


Have fun reading this numbered list when you pee standing up AS a “Girl” ALL THE TIME.
Note that:
  • This person is MtF, not FtM. He has a fetish for girls peeing standing up and soiling themselves.
  • He presented this list to his doctor as a list of reasons as to why he should be approved for the surgery and how it would change his life, and the doctor approved him for an oriechtomy. Vaginoplasty on its way! :christine:
 
I think I may have found the most bizarre-looking hair bologna yet on r/phallo:


I can't describe it in words. It's almost as wide as it is long and seems to have been stitched on at least a couple of inches off-center.

The Ayden's own comments about her "equipment". "I don't believe I will get a normal penis". No shit. What exactly did these butchers sell her to make her believe she would get a "normal penis" out of the deal?

Fellow Aydens: "I'm so sorry to hear that bro!"

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It looks like that the healing process went horribly wrong, and for some reason the left side migrated/scarred upwards, rotating the entire fake dong and causing it to flatten and malform. The seam that’s visible in the “under the flap” pic is clearly meant to be on the bottom of the sausage roll.

My completely unqualified guess is they got REALLY bad wound separation on their left side of the sausage roll, and when it finally healed it pulled the sausage up.
 
Since this is the medical thread I'll mention this here. I recently heard a healthcare professional say "unfortunately, pregnant patients may be less comfortable with those of you who are male-presenting".

:story: Yeah I'm sure those pregnant WOMEN will be extremely scandalized by softboi Aidens but totally unbothered by hulking troons being in the room as they're GIVING BIRTH.
 
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