Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Sometime in 2026

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Yes but you don't use the whole jar. Also Jack literally did eat mayo with a spoon in this one. He was so proud of that he put it at the front of the video to boast about it even though it happens later in the video. He had something like 2000 calories of it, never mind the fat, and I believe used something like 7 sticks of butter in the whole recipe, which I'm pretty sure is not the recipe.
Pretty sure he was just snacking on it as he made the cake.

I mean yeah. He ate it with a spoon. Who the fuck does that? Well Mushbrain does but then he eats Bacon Up straight so what do you expect?
Dafuq does that even mean? Mushbrain is such a mushbrain that he's barely intelligible on a good day but this?
 
The only way today’s news could have been worse is if it had dropped on Christmas Eve. The Scalfani’s will need to do something with all of Jack’s junk currently collecting dust in the garage since that space will be needed for The Best Sauces You’ve Ever Had Returned.

Tammy’s truck will need to be converted into The Saucemobile 2.0 so she can drive around middle Tennessee schilling Jack’s failure for pennies on the dollar while he stays home watching Blues Clues or seething on Facebook.

And with this final blow to the household’s disposable income, say bye bye to JOTG at sit down restaurants. It’ll have to be Burger King, Jack n the Box and Taco Bell’s from now on using coupons on a channel that’s already been dying on the vine for quite some time now
 
What did he mean by this? The sauces are still available on the website.
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Ohhh man. Already going to piss off doitbest and his brother for trying to help him out. I wonder what they told him? He'll spill the beans eventually in some facebook tard rage. It's amazing to me that such an exceptional business man like Jack has a sauce line that he doesn't even advertise on his own youtube channels. Did he expect doitbest to do all the advertising for him as well?
 
That's dumb old Jack for you. Remember how he expected the West Texas guys to do all the work and was astounded when they actually expected him to demonstrate his own product?
And yet they STILL wanted to make an offer that gave them control over his Youtube channel. Jack could have cashed out before his bubble burst for good and left Rooster with a financial loss when the channel collapsed.

Of course, they would have made changes and forced him to do work so...
 
What did he mean by this? The sauces are still available on the website.
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Jack is such a repulsive faggot that he's preemptively lashing out at the company that gave him a chance even now, years after he had pull and years after Walmart ate losses and forced him to pay it back. Also, why did said company give him a chance? His gay brother Jim paved the way AGAIN. Just like he did with Walmart back in the day.

It's not their fault your retarded business model and vanity run failed Jack. It ain't Jim's fault you couldn't be arsed to do the basic requirements Doitbest required you to do or because no one wants sauce at a hardware store.
 
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I’ve always figured that this drivel was the result of him using the dictation feature on his phone and not bothering to proofread/make edits before posting. This would make sense, because Jack:
1.) Is lazy
2.) Cares not about his public image
3.) Has low standards as it relates to quality
4.) Gurgles his words due to continued cognitive degeneration. This, in conjunction with the limitations of the dictation feature, could lead to what we’re seeing.

If that^ theory is not the case, and he’s typing that shit out with one hand, then the implications are pretty grave. Grave, as in, holy jumping fucking shitballs his brain is DYING.
 
I guess this is why we haven't heard about him buying land in awhile. So if he left CA for TN due to bankruptcy where does he go next?
Fuck, I really wanted the Compound and the FEMALE DOG Saga

Why a hardware store?
Because his brother has connections there.

Also it's not too crazy of an idea. Hardware stores usually have dedicated grill sections and having a particular sauce for sale nearby might work as an impulse buy to a new grill buyer.
 
It's not their fault your retarded business model and vanity run failed Jack. It ain't Jim's fault you couldn't be arsed to do the basic requirements Doitbest required you to do or because no one wants sauce at a hardware store.
It would be one thing if he was setting up for impulse purchases next to the grills and accessories. It's still not a good model, but it's better than what he was actually doing. He was actually expecting that his fans, all three dozen of them, would go online and pay $12 for 20 oz of sauce (for reference, Kinder's BBQ sauce is $5.79/20 oz at my local Safeway), then wait a week, then drive to the nearest Do It Best store (which could be many miles away, their coverage has some fairly large gaps) to pick it up. You could have it shipped to you, but that can cost as much or more than the bottle itself. Meanwhile besides that video he did where he pestered a poor unwitting clerk into trying it, and I think one video where he actually used his gourmet seasoning, he did practically no marketing. Not that it would have mattered anyway since his actual unironic fan base is tiny and shrinking.
 
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