01/03/22 - 24 Hour Free Ralph Festival (now the 24 Hour Guntry Road Special) - Ralph intended to do a 24-hour stream the second day before his trial and is now stuck on I-95

[malleusmaleficarum]

to think that this entire fiasco could've been entirely avoided if he just flew into richmond international instead. he would be home right now having his "cozy" 24 hour ebegging fest. now he is stranded in a beater car, helpless to the elements, in what is essentially a life or death situation considering how dangerous the road can be. all because the gunt wanted to save 50 bucks on a flight.

 

[Kheapathic]

You'd think someone who grew up/lives in the area would know better than to try dumb shit in the snow.

 

[Christorian X]

to think that this entire fiasco could've been entirely avoided if he just flew into richmond international instead. he would be home right now having his "cozy" 24 hour ebegging fest. now he is essentially stranded in a beater car, helpless to the elements, in what is essentially a life or death situation considering how dangerous the road can be. all because the gunt wanted to save 50 bucks on a flight.

You're not at all wrong...

 

[The Big Dream]

There are days where I think that Ralph's life is literally The Truman Show with people voting to see what fucked up thing he'll do next, and weens trying to goad him into doing it... and then I realize, no, he's not Chris chan, he really does do it all to himself.... and somehow that just makes it funnier.

There really does need to be a betting pool for the Guntdict, though.

That's really the Ralph magic: with few exceptions, he's resistant to trolling just through being lazy and paranoid. But in the cuckoo-clock of his mind anything can happen. He's like an automatic Chris.

 

[Sammich]

He has tomorrow to get home still. Trial is on the 5th I believe.

Fuck, i am retarded. If it was tomorrow, he could probably skate on it, but wednesday, i'd say he's not gonna be able to get otu of it.

hell who knows, i'm just making assumptions here .

 

[instythot]

LMFAO he really did try and take some unplowed backroad. God what a fucking idiot.
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I can understand some dimwit from Virginia not understanding how to drive in snow, but fucking come on. Just point a new car made of tinfoil and plastic at a foot of unplowed snow and floor it? Did the visibility from a blizzard not clue him in that he shouldn't be on the road? Why not plug in the phone and increase the begging goal for an extra hotel night's bill and yell at his phone for 8 hours like another fatass he knows?

 

[Jump]

A bit of autism, but Gunt was on the i-95 in Virginia, not Nevada

He's still a retard though

I wasn't saying he was in Nevada. My point was there was just national headlines about nigger cattle who blindly followed their smartphones there and here just days later gunt goes and does the exact same thing.

BUT IT SAYS TURN DOWN DIS ROAD GOD DAMN ALOG GOODLE

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Just to follow up on the great shart debate, given the amount of time Ralph in May's car was stuck, he 100% stepped outside the car to shit in the woods. Somewhere a poor innocent rabbit, looking for the last scraps of food in a snow storm, got blasted against a tree with the force of 5 Vegas trips built up in that diseased colon of his. The based black man couldn't have missed it but was too polite to say anything, I'm guessing.

 

[Generic Retard]

The new year begins and already there is the first lolcow singularity.
Drachenlord has to move out by the 5th and Ralph has his trial on the same date lol

Update:
Drachenlord is now squatting in his already sold house, allegedly with permission of the buyer.
But at least he has his priorities straight and is now driving a much nicer car than Ralph, that isn't as prone to being stuck in snow.
(Ford Ranger 2019 for ~40k € )

 

[Jann_Hörn]

be it in rain or shine, 10 miles away or 10 thousand, gator will always be there to sweep the path for his mensch ethan ralph
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There are not enough piss stains on that rare gator

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

All wheel drive and tire chains are for PUSSIES. A true champion of the hwyte rayss drives his girlfriend's shitbox into a snowbank and begs for help

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Shit. I was hoping he'd come across a rustic cabin owned by a family of cannibals.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I drove 6 miles to my local food lion. The trip took 30 minutes one way. This is on a MAIN numbered road in Virginia that crosses the entire state. There were trees down everywhere, and 3 miles down the road the county had set up a staging area
Apparently my house falls into the "hear be dragons" zone. But like a moron I underestimated this storm and with no power I needed to go get water.

The cross roads were all blocked with trees down. There are parts of the county that are inaccessible absent helicopters. This storm was a horror show. Normally a 6-8 incher is a shoulder shrug around here. But the issue was how warm December was. average temp in the 60s. It was 70 degrees on Sunday. The trees had started to bud and take on water.

Then it dropped to 30 degrees this morning and dropped 8 inches of snow. I woke up this morning to a war zone. I thought the neighbors were shooting off guns. But nope. That was the trees literally exploding. I can confirm when trees fall in the woods they do make noise. The plows can't get through because of the trees, and apparently even the interstates were not immune, as otherwise healthy trees on the side of the road and medium detonated and went down.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Ralph is actually such a clueless wigger that even black people are better at handling winter weather than he is. That's really impressive.

And yeah, he'll probably get a continuance, meaning once again Ethan Ralph escapes the clutches of the law through the ironclad "Yer honor, I'm just a retard who don't know better" defense.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I might feel bad for him if he weren't such a total piece of shit.

 

[Hüftpriester]

now he is essentially stranded in a beater car, helpless to the elements, in what is essentially a life or death situation considering how dangerous the road can be. all because the gunt wanted to save 50 bucks on a flight.

He's so out of touch with reality, he said he'd take a near death car wreck over this any day. The fat retard doesn't even realize getting stranded in the middle of nowhere in a snowstorm is a near death experience. That farmer very well might've saved his worthless life if this was a truly rural area.

 

[instythot]

Bibble frequently goes on about how he's an outdoorsy basketball American. Have we witnessed the kind of killstream krew loyalty that Ethan expects.?

 

[Kermit Jizz]

I wonder how many baby pigeons Null sacrificed to snow in poor Ralph.

 

[W00K #17]

I found myself wondering what kind of retard thinks it's a reasonable idea to take a back road during a blizzard, and then it hit me that it's Ralph. Ralph is that kind of retard.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

One thing. I WANTED ONE THING THIS WEEK.