Kelly Lenza / LividLipids / softbodytendermind / ass_child / photopotamus - "Radical body liberationist”, Intentionally Repulsive, Uber woke middle-aged SJW influencer wannabe, doxed her former therapist for getting WLS, ate her way to heart failure

[Cripple]

Imagine if ol’ Kelly put this kind of effort into something productive.

“Play with your kids, ho” -Mac Dre

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Both of her avatars are naked of course. At least she spared us the pepperoni nipples.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Both of her avatars are naked of course. At least she spared us the pepperoni nipples.

Tits are too perked though

 

[Cripple]

Tits are too perked though

I noticed that too. Though her avatars are both fat, they're still not as fat as she is, or at least have their fat distributed in a more flattering shape than what she has. They don't have pendulous fupas to their knees, their breasts aren't "fried eggs on a stick" (as my grandmother used to say), the hippo has a booty while on Kelly that's the *one* place fat doesn't accumulate. (I always find it sad for white fat ladies who only really accumulate on their thighs and belly and don't even get a bigger ass and/or tits for their trouble.)

All are subtle indicators that Kelly is uncomfortable with her appearance at her current weight.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Thing is, she's actually a reasonably okay artist. With passion and a lot of practice, she might become a good, maybe even great one. She has potential, and she's absolutely determined to pretend it doesn't exist.

Her photos are alright barring the subject matter, but her sewing is shit.

Imagine if ol’ Kelly put this kind of effort into something productive.

“Play with your kids, ho” -Mac Dre

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God I want her to have another furry arc, it's a perfect way to round out the disgustingness

 

[Supreme Dingus]

Is not fitting into your clothes a symptom of long COVID?

It is when using it as another excuse to sit on your big fat ass all day.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Imagine if ol’ Kelly put this kind of effort into something productive.

“Play with your kids, ho” -Mac Dre

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I'm shocked Kelly had enough self-discipline to improve her technical abilities to that level.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Both of her avatars are naked of course. At least she spared us the pepperoni nipples.

But she remembered to specify the pronouns. Thank goodness.

 

[Crybaby Xianghua]

The more I go through Kelly's page here, the more I wish the concept of Unschooling would be made illegal in every country of the world. To me, Unschooling sounds likes parents wanting power and control over their child, stunting their mental growth, so those parents can play Mommy and Daddy forever until they croak. Why isn't this illegal yet? WHY?

 

[Catto Gatto]

It’s called hygiene sweaty, look it up.

 

[Reepicheep]

 

[JambledUpWords]

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I love how long winded her spergs are. She has to preface and contextualize it so much because otherwise it might “offend” some of her followers. Kelly is also proof that a college degree does not mean you’re smart. Also, why is she interested in old English? Shouldn’t she be learning Navajo or something because English is a colonialist language?

 

[Snack Cracker]

I love how long winded her spergs are. She has to preface and contextualize it so much because otherwise it might “offend” some of her followers. Kelly is also proof that a college degree does not mean you’re smart. Also, why is she interested in old English? Shouldn’t she be learning Navajo or something because English is a colonialist language?

Because despite her public wokeness Kelly longs for the golden age of colonialism.
Wouldn’t care if it was anyone other than an insufferable screeching SJW, but be consistent you Eurocentric shitlord.

And clearly no, it hasn’t served her well.
She contributes nothing to her household (financially or otherwise) and her writing seems to be mostly on horrifying IG selfies.
If she writes articles I’m sure those are full of smug navel gazing and entitlement too.
Grand way to take advantage of a English degree.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

I always find it sad for white fat ladies who only really accumulate on their thighs and belly

That's called being a flatso.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

I love how long winded her spergs are. She has to preface and contextualize it so much because otherwise it might “offend” some of her followers. Kelly is also proof that a college degree does not mean you’re smart. Also, why is she interested in old English? Shouldn’t she be learning Navajo or something because English is a colonialist language?

I like how repetitive they are. She writes like a dull fifth-grader.

Also, England didn't have colonies until the Jacobean era so you can still pretend to be woke if it's before the 1600s I guess

 

[Amphotericin B]

Of course sheltered, privileged Kelly had the luxury of spending time and money on a degree that doesn’t translate directly to employment.

There are isolated (accessible only be ferry) islands inhabited islands in the Chesapeake Bay where the local dialect and accent is said to be close to Old English. Kelly might get a kick out of it until she starts with the SJW stuff and is chased by harpoon and AR15 wielding locals into the bay. The culture war come to life in the form of a bizarro modern whaling expedition.

 

[HexBawxUno]

I always find it sad for white fat ladies who only really accumulate on their thighs and belly and don't even get a bigger ass and/or tits for their trouble.

I think that fits Anna more than Kelly. Kelly’s floopy-doop tits would probably be more like Tess’s ThisAss bust if she wore a bra more, while Anna has little potatoes.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Because despite her public wokeness Kelly longs for the golden age of colonialism.

Kelly wishes she was the fat British wife of a nepotistic and incompetent military officer in 19th century Raj India, where she could throw extravagant house parties every week while fawning over the Indian slaves servants who cater to her every whim while watching her eat enough food to feed their families for a week. That's the time she was truly born to live in.

 

[Reepicheep]

 

[TastyColours]

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Welcome to the real world, Kelly. We are all disposable to most people. Figuratively and literally. And when you die, you will not leave much of a legacy. Them’s just the facts, ma’am. That’s why you should make as much of your existence here and now as you can instead of wallowing in self-pity on social media. There is a life to be had. You are wasting your one shot at it while wearing a Care Bear shirt.

Ashes to ashes, funk to funky, Kelly

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

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Awww
You are Kelly, and to more people, than you think