Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[King Kiwi]

90s kids ain't got shit on the children of the 2010s.

Hey, what did 90's kids do to you, huh?

 

[A-№1]

Nah, drop enough money and they stop caring.

Except one look at Chris and Barb and you can tell they don't have any money. Being able to smell money is the second thing they teach at maître d'hôtel school.

they know you're not just some hobo since you actually have money, but you're also not a pretentious fuck.

'bos can have money. You're thinking of bums.

Some old money places actually enforce dress codes but tons of very good places don't.

The strictest dress codes I know actually lie on the other end of the spectrum. One particular dive I could mention has the BEST sandwiches, but you don't dare wear a necktie inside (bowties are acceptable). Also show some respect and take off your damn hat.

I wonder how Chris would deal with being at a table with a personal wait staff. Dudes just standing there watching him eat and constantly cleaning up any little crumb he drops, etc., carefully swapping in tiny bowls of caviar.

One place I go to has closed booths with dedicated wait staff where the local legitimate businessmen can discuss …business while they eat. That would probably work well for Chris, except instead of small bowls of caviar for Chris they'd just slide in a trough.

Wasn't this a Monty Python episode?

Sadly, no. It is only for staff of jails/prisons and state hospitals. Even if it did work for everyone, it's a Virginia law so it'd only apply in Virginia.

Well at least it's a step in the right direction, and hopefully it starts a precedent for other states to follow.

If they half-ass it I suppose every jail and prison could make their own request form for shits and giggles.

But they have no incentive to do so. They'll go with the least effort common form.

Things are different on the privatized side where the various non-profit-but-really-for-profit facilities are very interested in keeping things as obtuse as possible to maximize their own billables.

I think Chris will be savvy enough to ask where he's going first and protest mightily if it's going to dump him in a far away strange place, even if it's still in Virginia.

I think he'll comply anyways if he's told the only alternative is being locked up with the "slow-in-the-minds and niggos".

I'm crossing my fingers that it turns out okay.

Oh I gave up on that years ago.

there's an incentive for him to give his client the best possible outcome he can.

I'm not saying Heilberg is doing a bad job. I'm just saying that the best possible outcome for Chris might not seem like the best possible outcome for Chris (especially to Chris). Heilberg definitely has Chris' best interests in mind (as does the prosecutor etc. in all probability - for a given level of effort at least), but Chris' best interests and what Chris himself wants are almost never the same thing.

Why does he stress sigh so much in that call?

Chris stress sighs a lot in general. With his health, even breathing can be a chore. That said, possibly there was extra "stress" in this call because he was simultaneously proud of "having a girlfriend" and thereby finally being a Real Man™, while at the same time vaguely worried he might get into some ill defined sort of trouble for being a bona fide motherfucker. Meanwhile his compulsion for Honest Content forced him to thread a path through that particular mental maze. The easiest thing would have been keeping his mouth shut, but this is Chris we're talking about.

no one in his life stepped in and got him some help,

That is not true. Plenty of people have tried to help Chris. It's not their fault Chris is unhelpable.

When did this happen please?

Nobody credible seems to have any actual evidence, but we know Barb was visited at least once by relatives after her return to 14BLC. I believe this was Uncle Tom and Aunt Harriet, but I can't be bothered to confirm that. They might not particularly like Barb, but I doubt they actively hate her (or they wouldn't have bothered to visit), and Chris seems to be the villain of the piece from their perspective.

It's highly likely they would have seen the state of 14BLC and immediately started a clean-up. This would probably have included boxing up all of Chris' shit, if only so they could clean the floor. I personally doubt they would have done more then box everything up. Taking Chris' shit to goodwill or dumping it is more trouble than Chris is worth. Also they likely are aware of the concerns Chris expressed about his property at 14BLC. They're probably planning on storing Chris' shit and then dumping it all on him at once wherever he eventually ends up and then washing their hands of him. They probably hope that will keep Chris from returning to 14BLC demanding his stuff.

I have no evidence for any of this, but it fits the (unfounded) rumors, and seems the most probable situation given what we do know.

I’d say the easiest way to deal with Chris if you wanted him out of your hands would be set up a very generous care plan but also with strict rules he has to follow which he’d inevitably break and then he’s someone else’s problem.

Place him in a 'tard home in Accomac.

 

[Glowie]

These fucking zoomers. You're supposed to run away when you ding dong ditch the crazy old lady at the end of the street. Not stand there like a dolt and have a fucking conversation with her. Can't the youth do anything right?

The thread he made was buried under ridicule and the fact he couldn't understand idea of non-interference. The guy hasn't posted here since or anything about Chris elsewhere.

Let the sleeping cows lie.

Tangent aside. I keep wondering how Chris is going to cope a another year in jail and how he is spending his time there? Chris is unfuckable even by prison ass bandit standards, he sure as shit isn't talking to other inmates or hit the gym.

Sitting in his dirty crapped jumpsuit and "meditating" if it wasn't for brief moments of self awareness, Chris could pass off as a catatonic schizophrenic

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Sitting in his dirty crapped jumpsuit and "meditating" if it wasn't for brief moments of self awareness, Chris could pass off as a catatonic schizophrenic

I'd be willing to wager he's crapping himself a lot less. He has far fewer distractions, and the toilet is always there in direct line of sight to remind him.

 

[Ophelia]

towards barb maybe, doubt chris has the cunning to do that to anyone under the age of 90 honestly

It doesn’t take cunning, only opportunity.

 

[Glowie]

I'd be willing to wager he's crapping himself a lot less. He has far fewer distractions, and the toilet is always there in direct line of sight to remind him.

I hope that he doesn't mind the audience.
Not even other inmates deserve to see DIRTY AND CRAPPY JUMPSUIT.
I pity Chris' cell mate.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I pity Chris' cell mate.

Isn't Chris staying in a cell by himself?

 

[Tikbalang]

Isn't Chris staying in a cell by himself?

In everyone's eyes, he's by himself. To him, his cellmates are intanglible anthropomorphic animals

 

[King Kiwi]

Tangent aside. I keep wondering how Chris is going to cope a another year in jail and how he is spending his time there?

He"meditates" and plays Solitaire on a cheap ass rug.

 

[Tikbalang]

Tangent aside. I keep wondering how Chris is going to cope a another year in jail and how he is spending his time there? Chris is unfuckable even by prison ass bandit standards, he sure as shit isn't talking to other inmates or hit the gym.

I would be surprise if he escapes the jail for McRib.

 

[NortonAntiVirus]

He"meditates" and plays Solitaire on a cheap ass rug.

Untill they throw him to the big dogs and then he is lost forever, the experiences he will have there will surely put him into an asylum.

Unless his lawyer goes with the insane plea by internet bullying, wonder what the verdict will be. Who knows, he might have not actually done it and had a mental episode, it's Chris, he's a lunatic.

 

[FightenGnome]

IIRC, at one point he was like "y'all should like TSSSF instead of new Sonichu", as if he thinks people should be grateful he's making pony cards instead of crappy comics.

I have two explanations for why this might be the case.

1st: Playing a trading card game allows for you to make your own stories about Sonichu and the gang, instead of demanding Chris actually work on the comic to show you his head canon. In a way it makes you a chronicler like Chris and can be part of creating multiple universes, spreading Sonichu far and wide.

2nd. Chris is over writing comics and is big into that shitty card game now and so should you.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I have two explanations for why this might be the case.

1st: Playing a trading card game allows for you to make your own stories about Sonichu and the gang, instead of demanding Chris actually work on the comic to show you his head canon. In a way it makes you a chronicler like Chris and can be part of creating multiple universes, spreading Sonichu far and wide.

2nd. Chris is over writing comics and is big into that shitty card game now and so should you.

I think it's just autism where Chris is enjoying something so he expects everyone else should too due to the whole lack of theory of mind thing.

 

[King Kiwi]

In everyone's eyes, he's by himself.

Ah, m8. Aren't we all?

 

[Meat Pickle]

Ah, m8. Aren't we all?

Your average person would see it as sign to find a niche to contribute to society and fit in. Chris sees it as a sign of his divinity.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

st: Playing a trading card game allows for you to make your own stories about Sonichu and the gang, instead of demanding Chris actually work on the comic to show you his head canon. In a way it makes you a chronicler like Chris and can be part of creating multiple universes, spreading Sonichu far and wide.

that's definitely way more thought than chris ever put into it. it's simply just autism. he's always been a hoarder and a retard who made his own pokemon cards and shit, he saw these pony fucker cards at his pony fucker convention and people going nuts over them, so like everything else in his life he took them and altered them to make them about himself. he's just an obsessive retard, playing pokemon isn't enough and he wasn't good at it so he made his own pokemon cards about himself that were also over powered, it's just what he does.

 

[King Kiwi]

Your average person would see it as sign to find a niche to contribute to society and fit in. Chris sees it as a sign of his divinity.

Hehe.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Does anyone know what happened to Bob's collection of records? I've heard varying accounts, that it was destroyed in the fire, that it was placed in storage bins in the greenhouse, and on Reddit I just heard Chris sold it for $60 to buy toys. I can't find information about it on the CWCki but maybe I skipped over something.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Does anyone know what happened to Bob's collection of records? I've heard varying accounts, that it was destroyed in the fire, that it was placed in storage bins in the greenhouse, and on Reddit I just heard Chris sold it for $60 to buy toys. I can't find information about it on the CWCki but maybe I skipped over something.

Chris was selling the stamp collection on eBay so I expect the records went the same way. If the stamps survived, the records probably did.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Chris was selling the stamp collection on eBay so I expect the records went the same way. If the stamps survived, the records probably did.

I don't understand why so much stuff survived. The fire was hot enough in Chris's room to melt Lego, yet Chris still had working Nintendo and Playstation devices and his comics didn't burn either. The fire burned for over two hours. But if the records were in the greenhouse they wouldn't be affected. They could still be in there. It looks like the greenhouse was still standing as of August 2021.