Crossover Ethan Ralph vs Andy Warski - Ethan burns yet another bridge. Final Update 01/22/2022

[Offen Ded Tardreee]

‘22 isn’t looking so bad after all. Don’t fuck up, Warski! Spill everything

 

[MuttMurderingMensch]

Say whatever you want about that tweet; it was pointed and made me lol for hours.
Although it could have been more pointed and had less grammatical errors.
Let's break it down shall we?
"I don't regret having my son"
ok not bad. Its a bit passive ("having my")
"But I bet Andy Warski regrets killing his"
also a bit passive... and sentences don't start with "but" mister polisci major. There's no need to id andy as "andy warski" everyone knows who you are referring to in context.
Here's a punchup:
I have a kid. Andy killed his. lol.

 

[Vanquished Phoenix]

As much as I want this to happen, it won't. It's all posturing. If Ralph had anything on Andy that wasn't damaging to himself, then it would have appeared already. If Andy had balls, he would drop all the dirt he has on Ralph instead of vague posting about "what really happened that night" - a statement that made everyone think of the CRP rumors or the time Andy banged Nora over the balcony while Ralph was passed out in the other room.

Ralph trying to get Donga to come bowling is the same play he always does though, and it is funny as fuck - get an enemy of a newly minted enemy and hope the mutual hatred of that enemy is enough to forget the hatred between themselves. I want screenshots of two manlets sitting at a bar, ignoring their mouth-breathing fans, and talking about their bitch exes and all them kids that they abandoned.

Ralph views Ronnie now as the way he hopes his own kids will see him in the future - misunderstood, secretly a good man, someone they'll decide to come get to know once they're old enough to escape mother's thumb. But you never did that Ralph, you waited until your dad was dead and then had a weird psychological crisis that saw you rewrite history.

Anyway, Knoxville 5.8 let's goooooo

 

[MeltyTW]

Ralph is proud of himself for making fun of Warki's aborted baby:

lol he legit just thinks being mean to him is a reason in and of itself to turn someone into a pariah, if ralph had raped his mom hed use warski yelling at him as justification to call him a snake,

Ralph thinks a blockchain is a list of his twitter enemies but he's so proud of his tweet he's going to sell it as an NFT despite his crippling incompetence:

who the fuck would buy that? the ralph flurk apparently only sold (i still think its a scheme) because it was rarer as he created unique assets like bitchtits for his flurk, a tweet is just a tweet.

If I had to think about it it was YOU who chased away all of YOUR friends:

ralph its you, its objectively you at this point, lets even give you that all your friends wronged you by not letting you abuse them and forcing them to take nominally partial but in reality total blame for you abusing them, why do you keep hanging out with scumbags? doesnt your show say women sometimes fuck up by keeping on dating scumbags? how many times do they have to react badly to something you do wrong or not before you realize something is up on end, imo its your actions behavior and general character, but its definitely something these people didnt force you to become friends.

or in other words youre now the 16 year old "whore" getting fucked.

Nastiness levels over 9000:

conveniently forgetting you snaking on warski and humiliating him over a troll? heres a hint gunt would you accept a non apology saying warski is partially to blame for your fuck up after he called you a bitch who got cucked out of the game? no no you wouldnt if you were on the other end youd be screeching about standards and not believing the spergalogs and youd be beating your blackened bitch tits night after night about how yer southr'n honor were tarnished.

A work? Seriously? Can you name a single time that this fat pathetic retard had a beef with anyone that was just a work? I'm talking about an actual work. Not a shoot where they made up later and pretended it was a work. Show me one time in Ralph's entire life that he put his emotions aside and did an honest to goodness work with a co-host.

i think they tried fake mild fights that had the parties exploding for a second to bait you in with drama before it became the actual boring snoozefest brainlet political npr hour.

I have a kid. Andy killed his. lol.

thas nawt troooo! the courts have actually legally determined he is not the father and did not in fact sire a bastard child with faith.

s much as I want this to happen, it won't. It's all posturing. If Ralph had anything on Andy that wasn't damaging to himself, then it would have appeared already. If Andy had balls, he would drop all the dirt he has on Ralph instead of vague posting about "what really happened that night"

he gave a deadline date for the dump but knowing how well it worked with ade and vickers i suspect ralph will swat and harass him and his family constantly until warski is forced to hide.

Ralph trying to get Donga to come bowling is the same play he always does though, and it is funny as fuck - get an enemy of a newly minted enemy and hope the mutual hatred of that enemy is enough to forget the hatred between themselves. I want screenshots of two manlets sitting at a bar, ignoring their mouth-breathing fans, and talking about their bitch exes and all them kids that they abandoned.

donga hates ralph as much if not more than warski though. all that does is risk donga using his height to get an accurate measure of the gunt

Ralph views Ronnie now as the way he hopes his future kids will see him - misunderstood, secretly a good man, someone they'll decide to come get to know once they're old enough to escape mother's thumb. But you never did that Ralph, you waited until your dead was dad and then had a weird crisis that saw you rewrite history.

fuck thats actually a really great point, even if ralphs dream comes true and the kids are xerox copies of him theyll just do to him what he does to others, its amazing how poorly ralph plans things out.

 

[Phillip Green]

Nastiness levels over 9000:
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I keep seeing these "You're better than this" responses on both Gunt and Warsky's feed, seemingly in earnest and from multiple people. How could anyone who has followed these guys for more than 10 seconds, let alone multiple people, believe this?

 

[Instapot]

Ah, this reminds me of the time that one dude from the dick show and I think Asterios got together to fight. It wasn't much to look at but when there's a will, there's a way.

I cannot fathom anyone actually being afraid of Ethan Ralph, the heck Andy.

The "dude from the dickshow" was just some mod from r/thedonald that had a catgirl girlfriend, and was making fun of Asterois.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ethan actually thinks renting a house and owning a vehicle on a 7362-month payment plan is an achievement. Arranging a bowling event isn't an achievement, that's something I and I'm sure many others were able to do in their teens for school/church/club events. Of course Ethan never went to church.

Ralph constantly making fun of angel babies is exactly why a somewhat moralising idiot like myself made 2 threads to laugh at his, well the first one is alleged anyway.

It'll be so funny if somehow it turns out that Nora or that other alien Ex of Ralph's had an abortion.

The fight is not going to happen.
Whatever Andy drops is going to be pointless and boring, if he actually mans up and provides anything to begin with.

Flamenco said he will drop audio recordings but his hard drive crashed. Where's the audio? Nothing.
Cris Kerr the crackhead paedophile said he will dump dirt on Faith, on countless occasions, did we see anything?

Elric's drip feeding with the assistance of Vickers was frankly the best we've ever seen and done in an incredibly autistic manner.

Prove me wrong, Warski. I hope you do and I'll eat my words, happily.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

he first one is alleged anyway

And the second one doesn't exist, this "pregnancy" is a hoax, it's a pregNOTcy I tell you

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Ralph constantly making fun of angel babies is exactly why a somewhat moralising idiot like myself made 2 threads to laugh at his, well the first one is alleged anyway.

Ralph is dunking on Andy for not bringing a child into the mess he calls his life. Classic.

 

[MediocreMilt]

It'll be so funny if somehow it turns out that Nora or that other alien Ex of Ralph's had an abortion.

Or Ralph's Tik Tok slampig, Pey.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

Ethan actually thinks renting a house and owning a vehicle on a 7362-month payment plan is an achievement. Arranging a bowling event isn't an achievement, that's something I and I'm sure many others were able to do in their teens for school/church/club events. Of course Ethan never went to church.

Ralph constantly making fun of angel babies is exactly why a somewhat moralising idiot like myself made 2 threads to laugh at his, well the first one is alleged anyway.

It'll be so funny if somehow it turns out that Nora or that other alien Ex of Ralph's had an abortion.

The fight is not going to happen.
Whatever Andy drops is going to be pointless and boring, if he actually mans up and provides anything to begin with.

Flamenco said he will drop audio recordings but his hard drive crashed. Where's the audio? Nothing.
Cris Kerr the crackhead paedophile said he will dump dirt on Faith, on countless occasions, did we see anything?

Elric's drip feeding with the assistance of Vickers was frankly the best we've ever seen and done in an incredibly autistic manner.

Prove me wrong, Warski. I hope you do and I'll eat my words, happily.

The only real shit that happens with people anymore is things they do themselves, publicly. Every time someone claims to have a ton of dirt, they're just trying to get clout in the most bizarre way possible. I can't remember a time it's paid off in the past several years. All of these people are saving audio and messages, knowing that one day the others will turn on them, yet what they do for everyone to see is somehow worse than their private lives.

 

[Digi Neigh Pedo Master]

Ethan actually thinks renting a house and owning a vehicle on a 7362-month payment plan is an achievement.

The reason why he was "flexing" pretending like he was going to buy an eco-boost mustang (lmao) but then all of a sudden just changed his mind and bought a Nissan truck is because they were the only ones that would finance him with their sub-prime loans.

 

[CohenManischewitz]

not everyone is going to agree with this. i have noticed a recent uptick in white knights signaling favor for retard phoenix. this is a vulture move. hardly anyone is a fan of andy. he doesn't have a viewer base anymore. the size of his base is comparable to randbot. i doubt warski would even have anyone watching if it were not for ralph. not sure what you all wanted from ralph out of this but it seems kind of ridiculous. i enjoying laughing at these retards equally but the amount of seethe coming from some people all of a sudden over stuttering andy warski is just psycho. i caught some of his recent stream with ppp and if you listen to the guy talk he has so many delusions of grandeur. he never mentions getting a real job and doing the internet on the side. it clearly is not working out for him but he keeps being stubborn.
i wonder how much extra time andy has to spend cutting new audio for his dogshit icebergs he does. instead of going to get a job that pays money for him to not speak much. weird that a guy with a stutter would be such an attention whore at the age he is at. that stutter and ice cold takes and format theft. great guy keep switching it up every week or month surely millions of people will follow and sub to him soon...

 

[Offen Ded Tardreee]

not everyone is going to agree with this. i have noticed a recent uptick in white knights signaling favor for retard phoenix. this is a vulture move. hardly anyone is a fan of andy. he doesn't have a viewer base anymore. the size of his base is comparable to randbot. i doubt warski would even have anyone watching if it were not for ralph. not sure what you all wanted from ralph out of this but it seems kind of ridiculous. i enjoying laughing at these retards equally but the amount of seethe coming from some people all of a sudden over stuttering andy warski is just psycho. i caught some of his recent stream with ppp and if you listen to the guy talk he has so many delusions of grandeur. he never mentions getting a real job and doing the internet on the side. it clearly is not working out for him but he keeps being stubborn.
i wonder how much extra time andy has to spend cutting new audio for his dogshit icebergs he does. instead of going to get a job that pays money for him to not speak much. weird that a guy with a stutter would be such an attention whore at the age he is at. that stutter and ice cold takes and format theft. great guy keep switching it up every week or month surely millions of people will follow and sub to him soon...

Yeah, Andy’s rëtarded and all, but what’s wrong with wanting to witness another dumpster fire?

 

[Baldur's Revenge]

not everyone is going to agree with this. i have noticed a recent uptick in white knights signaling favor for retard phoenix. this is a vulture move. hardly anyone is a fan of andy. he doesn't have a viewer base anymore. the size of his base is comparable to randbot. i doubt warski would even have anyone watching if it were not for ralph. not sure what you all wanted from ralph out of this but it seems kind of ridiculous. i enjoying laughing at these retards equally but the amount of seethe coming from some people all of a sudden over stuttering andy warski is just psycho. i caught some of his recent stream with ppp and if you listen to the guy talk he has so many delusions of grandeur. he never mentions getting a real job and doing the internet on the side. it clearly is not working out for him but he keeps being stubborn.
i wonder how much extra time andy has to spend cutting new audio for his dogshit icebergs he does. instead of going to get a job that pays money for him to not speak much. weird that a guy with a stutter would be such an attention whore at the age he is at. that stutter and ice cold takes and format theft. great guy keep switching it up every week or month surely millions of people will follow and sub to him soon...

Yeah most of these retards here are pulling for The Tardski just because their turgid hate boners are so engorged with blood they can't see how much of a galactic fuck up and worthless shitstain Andy is himself. IF Andy had ANYTHING groundbreaking or devastating on Ralph. He would of interrupted his first show with PeePeePoo to drop it. Andy has such low impulse control (almost nigger like) that he couldn't resist dropping it right away. Andy has nothing on Ralph and vice versa. If those two niggers had something they would of already put it out there.

As for Andy having a real job as he claims. My suspicion is that he is working for mom and dad doing their cleaning business like he did before. I think that he wasn't making enough stable money online and his parents got tired of it because he probably wasn't paying rent or paying for groceries outside of McUbers and they forced him to get a real job. Hence why he suddenly ended his show with Kyler. He isn't working on TV commercials like he claims. He is misdirecting because he wants people to think that he is "doing great" and is being SUPER adult-like. Just like when he was claiming that he was moving to Portugal with his e girlfriend that he was going to marrying and knock up. It never happened and looks like it won't ever happen. The thing that I have noticed about the tard, is when he starts talking about a lot of shit that he is doing... He ISN'T actually doing anything at all. It's his cope. He lies because he wants his "haters" to "seethe" over his "success". Andy has a deep seeded need to be worshipped and admired, but like I said before. He is just a colossal fuck up and never accomplishes ANYTHING he sets out to do. Because he is too nigger-brained.

 

[Fannyscum]

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[MeltyTW]

i caught some of his recent stream with ppp and if you listen to the guy talk he has so many delusions of grandeur. he never mentions getting a real job and doing the internet on the side. it clearly is not working out for him but he keeps being stubborn.

nigger people tried for years, at this point were all just honest that we like seeing him make ralph seethe, he knows it ppp even mentioned that itll probably all end in the same ol shit. idk what higher moral standard youre expecting here if its to starve all retards of attention its anathema to the site as a whole and if its just that you hate warski in particular getting attention we cant really help that either as he does have some fans and some paypigs and we cant change that ive tried.

that stutter

the stutter isnt a big deal idk why you think just someones condition is this major mark against them, the thing that made the stutter funny is it made his retard takes sound more retarded. you can sound like a near drooling retard or need a computer tts to speak and still be entertaining, warski isnt unless you like seeing him shit on the flavor of the week but id never list the stutter as a reason to despise him

not sure what you all wanted from ralph out of this but it seems kind of ridiculous.

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did anyone want anything from ralph? i guess itd be not burning bridges for no reason or not revealing you think of your friend is some retard pet you cucked out of success like a parasite and who is now your bitch tit suckler. even then i didnt even want ralph to not do that and i and others were pretty open about how funny itd be for ralph to snake. idk what your complaint is.

Yeah most of these retards here are pulling for The Tardski just because their turgid hate boners are so engorged with blood they can't see how much of a galactic fuck up and worthless shitstain Andy is himself.

i dont care besides his ability to make ralph seethe, idk whats so wrong with this to you guys or what morally pure action youre suggesting otherwise

Andy has nothing on Ralph and vice versa. If those two niggers had something they would of already put it out there.

now that cant be true, maybe nothing either of them can drop without implicating themselves but i doubt nothing fucked up happened between them

As for Andy having a real job as he claims. My suspicion is that he is working for mom and dad doing their cleaning business like he did before. I think that he wasn't making enough stable money online and his parents got tired of it because he probably wasn't paying rent or paying for groceries outside of McUbers and they forced him to get a real job. Hence why he suddenly ended his show with Kyler. He isn't working on TV commercials like he claims. He is misdirecting because he wants people to think that he is "doing great" and is being SUPER adult-like. Just like when he was claiming that he was moving to Portugal with his e girlfriend that he was going to marrying and knock up. It never happened and looks like it won't ever happen. The thing that I have noticed about the tard, is when he starts talking about a lot of shit that he is doing... He ISN'T actually doing anything at all. It's his cope. He lies because he wants his "haters" to "seethe" over his "success". Andy has a deep seeded need to be worshipped and admired, but like I said before. He is just a colossal fuck up and never accomplishes ANYTHING he sets out to do. Because he is too nigger-brained.

this is true, side note i was hoping the tard cult would have happened ala crp's project mayhem.

please let vickers and tardski be the new lolcow pairing.

thats .... actually a good point from spectre i forgot warski has been there for all this shit hes been kinda blending into the background.

 

[CohenManischewitz]

nigger

we just disagree. i think warski is a shittier human who brings nothing to the table. he is nothing without king ralph the best of cows.
the tard milk and nectar flows with ralph. his life choices, his guests on stream, everything about ralph is better than warski. i can root for ralph and laugh at him at the same time. someone like warski i cannot. people like warski are a stain on society, leech niggers like andy deserve to be streaming to 17 people making less money than ralph, wishing they would have knifed ralph differently so they can get 17 more paypiggies.
ralph constantly produces and i enjoy him and i hate warski the snake abortionist stuttering crybaby. ralph shit himself on stream but at 37 years old having your father put you to bed during a live stream is absolutely one of the saddest things our society has produced. people like him should be outcast. andy should be sitting on a pile of bitcoin instead he snorted all of his adsense money, then he flew off the handle. you get close to the sun you get burned.

ralph keeps on entertaining he sticks to what he does and he does it pretty well. i am being a gunt crease licker but in this instance i cannot side with andy over ralph.

have you seen warski's twitter profile pic vs ralph? who looks more douchey
warski will always be a douche and we will just have to disagree on this
i enjoy hearing your takes and checking out the deep dive tracing of crypto payments and wallet tracking that you do,
but with you on warski i cannot agree.

i loved you melty but you broke my heart

 

[Baldur's Revenge]

we just disagree. i think warski is a shittier human who brings nothing to the table. he is nothing without king ralph the best of cows.
the tard milk and nectar flows with ralph. his life choices, his guests on stream, everything about ralph is better than warski. i can root for ralph and laugh at him at the same time. someone like warski i cannot. people like warski are a stain on society, leech niggers like andy deserve to be streaming to 17 people making less money than ralph, wishing they would have knifed ralph differently so they can get 17 more paypiggies.
ralph constantly produces and i enjoy him and i hate warski the snake abortionist stuttering crybaby. ralph shit himself on stream but at 37 years old having your father put you to bed during a live stream is absolutely one of the saddest things our society has produced. people like him should be outcast. andy should be sitting on a pile of bitcoin instead he snorted all of his adsense money, then he flew off the handle. you get close to the sun you get burned.

ralph keeps on entertaining he sticks to what he does and he does it pretty well. i am being a gunt crease licker but in this instance i cannot side with andy over ralph.

have you seen warski's twitter profile pic vs ralph? who looks more douchey
warski will always be a douche and we will just have to disagree on this
i enjoy hearing your takes and checking out the deep dive tracing of funds that you do
but with you on warski i cannot agree

i loved you melty but you broke my heart

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Yep I agree. Andy is definitely more worthless than Ralph. Hate Ralph all you want, but at least Ralph puts himself out there to be a cow. Andy just hides in his safe space crying on Discord calls about how mean the internet is about him. While living in his fantasy world about being a TV commercial editor, owning property in a foreign country and banging the hottest chicks on his Twitter followers. Imagine actually being more pathetic than Ralph lol. I'm here to laugh at people and Andy provide next to zero lulz. Not sure if that is because nobody really puts the screws to him anymore (so we get no reactions) or he has just become so fucking irrelevant that nobody really gives two shits anymore?

EDIT: Ralph remade Andy. If anyone remembers Andy was streaming to 15-20 people on Dlive before Andy went grovelling to the Gunt and shot up to like 4-500 viewers for a bit, but then they realized that Andy's content is pretty fucking boring. It's just him patting himself on the back and talking about all the "BIG THINGS" planned for the show.

 

[MediocreMilt]

they can't see how much of a galactic fuck up and worthless shitstain Andy is himself.

WHO??? WHO can't see what a galactic fuck up he is? We literally nicknamed him the "Exceptional Phoenix"!

This is funny. That's all.

Andy is definitely more worthless than Ralph.

Andy is half of Gunt's weight and a little less quick to anger. It's an uphill battle either way, but Andy is more likely to become a decent person that Ralph, as any reasonable person can see.