DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
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Daily reminder that we force DSP to e-beg at gunpoint.
will phil ever notice that good people don't get trolled?
people only "troll" you because you're a massive piece of shit garbage person. maybe stop being human scum and people will stop trolling you.
you have only yourself to blame
 
The fact that you humblebrag about how you only like "thinking man's games" whilst being "anti-mods" is rather hilarious. Mods usually increase the complexity and learning curve of a game, far beyond the intended scope of the developers. Ironically the same game you think is for dumb casuals (Skyrim) can be turned into a complex RPG with the right combination of PC mods.
Just look how much Phil struggled with Super Mario Maker. The Mario hack/Kaizo/Mario Maker community is always coming up with new and difficult things. Just look at the success of GrandPooBear, Ryukhar, CarlSagan42, etc on how to be engaging, skilled, yet also rage if a level is really fucking hard.
 
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So he took Computer Science 301?
He used to “build PCs for fun”.

That was probably the same time when he was smoking mad weed in college while getting laid with chicks who had Bowie knife wielding boyfriends.

All this ended abruptly when his mom woke him up from his afternoon nap with a Capri Sun.
 
Since you dug that up...

Is anyone still producing the same content as they did 7 years ago and getting the same returns?

Jim Sterling comes to mind, but he's had a very visible decline in views.
Not sure if these count but they may
-Thunderfoot
-Nostalgia critic
cant think of others right now
 
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Do you think Phil loves accessibility shit in games because he's a step away from being a retard himself or he knows every single one of his fans are?

Phil is an accessibility feature, so he should be glad Nintendo isn't competing with his streams with their own built in ones.
If they ever invent a way for quadriplegics to play Skyrim with their brainwaves he's fuckin toast.
 
Been a hot minute since he stuck his hoof in his mouth due to seeing a stationary.
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Ever since you shithead kiwifarts pointed it out I notice it happens every single time like clockwork.
He does it on purpose to annoy a-logs because he reads these threads and likes to see the hate-watchers discussing it. I'm 99.9% sure.

Truly a friendless fuck. Might as well say hi to him while you're at it.
 
Since you dug that up...

Is anyone still producing the same content as they did 7 years ago and getting the same returns?

Jim Sterling comes to mind, but he's had a very visible decline in views.
Stuart Ashen a.k.a Ashens. It may not have been his main gig originally as he is first and foremost an actor-comedian (with a Doctorate in Psychology), but he started posting videos of comedy skits and more importantly reviews of terrible products 15 years ago on his shit-colored couch. Later he added him eating expired and overall terrible quality food.

These days he's still at it and on the same exact couch, the only thing that's really changed is the production quality has gone up gradually over time, while all his hair fell out and that's only a recent development. And he made a couple of B-movies about his hobby with obscure and terrible video games which are quite good. If anything, Ashens is a rare case where I think his audience generally has only ever steadily grown while he kind of just does the same thing in different ways and be really goddamn funny about it.

 
He does it on purpose to annoy a-logs because he reads these threads and likes to see the hate-watchers discussing it. I'm 99.9% sure.

Truly a friendless fuck. Might as well say hi to him while you're at it.
He straight up admitted it before it was hilarious. "I haven't been on Kiwifarms in months!"
 
Since you dug that up...

Is anyone still producing the same content as they did 7 years ago and getting the same returns?

Jim Sterling comes to mind, but he's had a very visible decline in views.
Most have been goutlasted by the pigroach himself. its the best part about this Snortex. Seeing how many people fall off while Phil does his traditional "dancing of the grave" and still streams. As fucked up as it is.

EDIT to avoid doublepost: Isn't Red Letter Media still at it? With the same quality content?
 
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will phil ever notice that good people don't get trolled?
people only "troll" you because you're a massive piece of shit garbage person. maybe stop being human scum and people will stop trolling you.
you have only yourself to blame
Phil pretends that trolling him didn’t start with OGs like DSP Cult Leader who just replayed clips he said to expose his true personality. And back then, those detractor videos usually had a negative ratio of likes to dislikes, DSP wasn’t even that hated back then (by YouTube viewers. He was not liked in the fgc even at this time). He admits that he acted like an asshole in the fgc and on online forums but then wonders why people don’t like him.
 
An underappreciated DSP lore segment popped into my head earlier and I wanted to remind everyone. It's DSP revealing another past nickname (one clearly uesd to mock him but not as explicitly as the Oddly Shaped Head classic) as well as DSP debunking his own previous claims of why he autist-rocks (the car crash, back pain, and "shaky" leg syndrome) all in one.

Shout out to our boy Sway.


 
Phils end is only one of two ways

He dies in his sleep from overdoing the gin and we only notice somethings up because he isnt streaming. Double points if he does it morning of his day off and we dont find out for another day or so

OR

He dies on stream. Chat is a series of F, maybe even some X while really mad detractors type out S. Its like that until someome reports it to youtube and youtube force the stream down.

The mans health is absolutely in the gutter due to his life choices. Cardio, liver, physically and mentally he has marked himself for an early grave. I cannot stress enough how much he is hanging on by a thread.
 
Phils end is only one of two ways

He dies in his sleep from overdoing the gin and we only notice somethings up because he isnt streaming. Double points if he does it morning of his day off and we dont find out for another day or so

OR

He dies on stream. Chat is a series of F, maybe even some X while really mad detractors type out S. Its like that until someome reports it to youtube and youtube force the stream down.

The mans health is absolutely in the gutter due to his life choices. Cardio, liver, physically and mentally he has marked himself for an early grave. I cannot stress enough how much he is hanging on by a thread.
While I have money on #2 I can see the entertainment value in #1.

Hard choice for favorite outcome.
 
Phils end is only one of two ways

He dies in his sleep from overdoing the gin and we only notice somethings up because he isnt streaming. Double points if he does it morning of his day off and we dont find out for another day or so

OR

He dies on stream. Chat is a series of F, maybe even some X while really mad detractors type out S. Its like that until someome reports it to youtube and youtube force the stream down.

The mans health is absolutely in the gutter due to his life choices. Cardio, liver, physically and mentally he has marked himself for an early grave. I cannot stress enough how much he is hanging on by a thread.
I wonder how long it would take for Kat to notice. His corpse would be sitting there live on stream long enough for Jasper to start eating it.
 
ya know looking at how jap devs and publishers look at current trends in virtue signaling, meaning barely if at all. I'm gonna say, Nintendo, ESPECIALLY Nintendo isn't going to be falling over themselves to become more accessible....unless you can get the new $400 wheelchair switch.

anywho can't wait for his brain cancer pudding brain-inducing take on the Pokimane V. Ninja drama, which is so stupid I feel dumb for even remembering I read about it. To think Phil, hi btw being your day off, if you were a dyed hair muppet that played fortnite people would actually give a shit what you thought about Pokimane.
 
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