DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Hogan of the South]

I wonder how long it would take for Kat to notice. His corpse would be sitting there live on stream long enough for Jasper to start eating it.

Probably would notice the minute her door dash didn’t appear.

 

[Iron Hamster]

the leg shaking thing is generally a anxiety thing I thought and phill does seem like a anxious person especially with how long he has hid himself from the real world.

He's anxious because he lives lies and is worried about getting called out.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc got a surprise release on game pass so Phil is probably gonna make his audience suffer through another playthrough of a Danganronpa game.

 

[Dona Morte]

I wonder how long it would take for Kat to notice. His corpse would be sitting there live on stream long enough for Jasper to start eating it.

https://archive.ph/ur7VE

Maybe Jasper already smells Phil decomposing?

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Hey Nintendo....that's a really nice company you got there....would be, oh I don't know a real shame if you didn't bring someone on to "advise" you on a certain demographic that would bring in half of a half of a percent of revenue courtesy of the face of said demographic who would be paid just slightly less than any potential lawsuits that would arise in your future.

Thats inane. Why would Nintendo go toe to toe with a some very small denigraphic (i.e. blindfags named Brendan) in a class action when they could just eat a settlement buy out? And more importantly why is Darksy Dephil trying to spear head the shit by egging SBM on? Blind leading the blind

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[The Wicked Mitch]

the leg shaking thing is generally a anxiety thing I thought and phill does seem like a anxious person especially with how long he has hid himself from the real world.

Phil is super anxious - he rocks back and forth like a genuine mongoloid

 

[Ruffian_Forever]

did you guys talk about how DSP slowly revealed how he really got fired at the helicopter place?

he finally revealed that he was working in a department that he didnt know how to do the job, after months of training he got fired for now doing a good job

its funny how that statement he revealed is completely different from what he normally says. his job story usually goes like he did jobs he was not supposed to do and he developed some sort of thing for the company and never got any recognision for it.

 

[bajagoogoo]

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Do you think Phil loves accessibility shit in games because he's a step away from being a retard himself or he knows every single one of his fans are?

I'm going for option three: Phil is scared of SBM turning on him so he occasionally verbally fellates him on Twitter.

Nintendo was the first system developer that built a controller specifically designed for one of their consoles.

Yet both SBM and Phil just automatically assume Nintendo are sitting on their collective asses when it comes to finding a way to tap into a largely untapped market.

 

[Iron Hamster]

his job story usually goes like he did jobs he was not supposed to do and he developed some sort of thing for the company and never got any recognision for it.

One would have almost thought they should have renamed the company Burnell Whirlybirds.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Burnell Whirlybirds.

From now on that's what I call the wheelchairs. Raise your glass!

 

[Iron Hamster]

From now on that's what I call the wheelchairs. Raise your glass!

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

 

[the khat quaffer]

the leg shaking thing is generally a anxiety thing I thought and phill does seem like a anxious person especially with how long he has hid himself from the real world.

Shaking your leg, by itself, is not necessarily an indicator of anxiety. Everyone did it in middle school, high school, college... I know adults that still do it. I wouldn't necessarily call it a nervous tic. You could very well start having little body motions during moments of stress, but anyone worth their salt would be wise not to project their insecurity in a confrontational moment.

Fuck, even right now I started shaking my knee while replying and I'm perfectly relaxed.

But as others have pointed out, Phil has dug himself into a hell of his own creation and must suffer tremendous stress on a daily basis despite having a better life than 90% of the planet. (I'm talking here about his income, his possessions, food intake, shit-kicker condo...) It makes sense that he has a whole nest of nervous tics just from taking out the trash.

 

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Just not even pretending that he cares beyond "engagement".

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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Remember guys, he doesn't want to be Mr. Views.

 

[Lazycunt]

Superblindman tweet that dsp is dickriding for positive attention made me realise that I fucking hate the little blind cunt as well.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

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Must be very busy, as DSP hasn't had the chance to actually respond to a single comment in his last 5 uploads.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Remember guys, he doesn't want to be Mr. Views.

He's almost gone to the full extent of something that he's said in the past he'd absolutely despise resorting to, "If you like my content, make sure you subscribe, leave a comment in the box and give the video a thumbs up if you can so I know you like my stuff, and click here and here and here and here and here etc".

Him trying to boost his metrics using what are essentially arbitrary ploys like this aren't really going to save his channel in the long run, in fact unless he completely resorts to letting people operate his channel for him and take on other people's advice from those that have managed to get an almost dead channel off it's knees, his channel is pretty much stuck in a place it's always been, like most of it's existence.

Leaving comments open on his channel (that he then can all remove if he wants to when they say anything at all he doesn't agree with) has totally made a difference to his viewership...

 

[PieceofShet]

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I can guarantee he is not enjoying it. Reading comments and allowing it to show is just another chore he needs to do now.

EDIT: Also, if he doesnt see any benefit from it in the short term, he will just stop doing that. That precious time he could spend on playing wwechampions cant be wasted.

 

[Old Tonto]

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Daily reminder that we force DSP to e-beg at gunpoint.

Since we're all aware Phil reads the farms, I'll speak to him directly... I seem to remember you asking your fans to click on the ads to show their support, which is why you lost your AdSense account. Trolls had nothing to do with that, you mung. That was you. Trolls also didn't make you call anyone with sponsorships a 'paid shill', but I can't imagine any company looking to hop over to you and compromise your moral stance after you were bellyaching that none of them were yet. Especially after you gleefully shit on the ones that did. The trolls didn't make you cock up every personal relationship you've ever had, either. It wasn't the trolls that made you exploit Rambo and Howard and then try to spin it like they betrayed you for daring to expect compensation for their efforts. Most people keep in mind that how you comport yourself amongst your 'friends' is a fair gauge as to your tendencies in any business dealings, so your very public history with your former pals shows any potential business partners that you'll be looking to fuck them at the first available opportunity. That's not on the trolls, either, pudgy. You are so radioactively toxic that there doesn't even need to BE any trolls for your reputation to be shit. You've compared yourself to Job, but there's a far more fitting Biblical analogue to you: Judas Iscariot. Maybe go neck yourself like he did when he knew there was no coming back from where he put himself? That'd be nice.