Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Wernology]

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For the love of The God that won't put some poonanner on Lucas's cocktail pep, Klick or someone else pleeeeeeease with telomerase on top make a compilation of just a few thousand times Fatty here has said "bitch", okay?

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It's tempting but also seems like way tf too much work.

 

[wenttobermuda]

I do not enjoy the Geek Room.

They may introduce folks to the glories of Wernology, but they will never do their subject justice. It's quite a feat to make Lucas boring. They accomplish it by obscuring Lucas with their personalities and opinions.

The problem facing creators of Wernology content is deceptively simple: how to best present Lucas? Many folks feel that presenting Lucas through the prism of their disgust and superiority is the way to go. Understandable, as Lucas is disgusting, and almost everyone is objectively "better" than him. But it's not interesting and adds nothing to our understanding of the raw, primal fail that is Lucas. I'd characterize this style of content as "lol, pedo loser, i hate him, lol, i'm not a pedo loser, lol."

The more you put yourself in the content, make it about your experience of Lucas, the more you dilute Lucas and expose yourself to the pitiless eye of Wernologists like myself...Not even the great Wernologist formerly known as @Klickitat is above this.

But I'm missing the point, aren't I? Folks like Geek Room, et al, have fans, and parasocial relationships, and there are people that enjoy watching them go "ew, Lucas, gross," right? Some secondhand satisfaction in watching someone you like say something you wish you thought of about someone you don't like?

 

[Fatal Walter]

Notice they didn't get a single super chat, though, which is insane. I agree that adding yourself as little as possible to lolcow videos is the only way to go. A-log's whole thing was "at least I'm better than Chris Chan" (probably still is, actually) and that's never a good look. All you really have to do with Lucas is tell people what happened and read his memes. He'll still say you made it up but that's unavoidable.

 

[Wernology]

He'll still say you made it up but that's unavoidable.

I'm always a little baffled by that part, especially since my channel is, like, 100% either reuploads of shit he's up loaded or memes he posted publicly somewhere and he'll still come right back and basically accuse me of deep faking things like the video of him telling the story of his mom coining the "not in the cards" phrase.

Like, my dude, if I could produce deep fakes that good I would be making a lot more money than I am right now.

It's honestly funny but still always vaguely confusing in the back of my head because my brain isn't broken in that particular way but, then again, at work we did have one client be shown 4k security video off her dropping off a big custom desktop computer case, picking up the same computer 3 days later, and she still insisted she "dropped off a Dell" and "we switched her entire computer out to make money" (??? The big ass full ATX sized case she had would have been worth way more than a shitty Inspiron proprietary sized everything low end desktop case...) so that particular type of Brain Broken must not be all that uncommon.

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas is plenty good and he has had plenty of girlfriends.

 

[Wernology]

Had nothing better to do, did a stream mostly of my two favorite non-screeching about women not wanting to fuck him Lucas videos.

Did you all know that when you insult Lucas you insult lesbians as well?

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Had nothing better to do, did a stream mostly of my two favorite non-screeching about women not wanting to fuck him Lucas videos.

Did you all know that when you insult Lucas you insult lesbians as well?

I miss Lucas rants like that one. I hope he doesn't give up his eternal quest for Gen Z puss puss.

 

[Jeep1971]

The nurse probably shaved his face for him.

Isn't there a photo somewhere of Lucas being shaved like a babyman by his former GF?

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

I do not enjoy the Geek Room.

They may introduce folks to the glories of Wernology, but they will never do their subject justice. It's quite a feat to make Lucas boring. They accomplish it by obscuring Lucas with their personalities and opinions.

The problem facing creators of Wernology content is deceptively simple: how to best present Lucas? Many folks feel that presenting Lucas through the prism of their disgust and superiority is the way to go. Understandable, as Lucas is disgusting, and almost everyone is objectively "better" than him. But it's not interesting and adds nothing to our understanding of the raw, primal fail that is Lucas. I'd characterize this style of content as "lol, pedo loser, i hate him, lol, i'm not a pedo loser, lol."

The more you put yourself in the content, make it about your experience of Lucas, the more you dilute Lucas and expose yourself to the pitiless eye of Wernologists like myself...Not even the great Wernologist formerly known as @Klickitat is above this.

But I'm missing the point, aren't I? Folks like Geek Room, et al, have fans, and parasocial relationships, and there are people that enjoy watching them go "ew, Lucas, gross," right? Some secondhand satisfaction in watching someone you like say something you wish you thought of about someone you don't like?

I personally think the best way to introduce the unexposed to Wernology is to treat The Wern not as a moral agent or rational being, but as a living creature, a psuedo-cryptid much like the Squonk he seemed obsessed (for a few weeks).
Lucas is a creature to observe in the wild, his instagram "memes" and youtube rants are its mating calls, his EBT meals & doordash gluttony its feeding strategy, the streets of Spokane its habitat, the halls of Mallon Place its (current) winter hibernacula.

The better question to ask when introducing someone to Wernology is not "how am I a better person than Lucas?" but rather "what is it doing now?" for the latter question increases one's desire to know more.

 

[VoidFace]

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For the love of The God that won't put some poonanner on Lucas's cocktail pep, Klick or someone else pleeeeeeease with telomerase on top make a compilation of just a few thousand times Fatty here has said "bitch", okay?

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This only covers a couple of days from awhile back, but it does make the point.

 

[WonderWino]

I personally think the best way to introduce the unexposed to Wernology is to treat The Wern not as a moral agent or rational being, but as a living creature, a psuedo-cryptid much like the Squonk he seemed obsessed (for a few weeks).
Lucas is a creature to observe in the wild, his instagram "memes" and youtube rants are its mating calls, his EBT meals & doordash gluttony its feeding strategy, the streets of Spokane its habitat, the halls of Mallon Place its (current) winter hibernacula.

The better question to ask when introducing someone to Wernology is not "how am I a better person than Lucas?" but rather "what is it doing now?" for the latter question increases one's desire to know more.

When you put it that way, lucas could absolutely be a cryptid native to the pacific northwest. I can see it now - much like the wendigo, lucas constantly eats but is always starving. Lucas is the werndigo, trying to lure zoomer baes deep into the woods of spokane to breed. He stalks hikers and hunters to capture and consume to feed his ever growing gluttony and uber eats drivers trade stories about how on the coldest winter nights, while driving through back roads and empty stretches of wooded highways, they can hear the faint cries of the werndigo echoing from somewhere deep in the woods as they pass wooded areas, woefully calling out my fiery diabetic feet, my burning feet of fire. Like its trying to lure them into stopping their car to investigate, so that it can eat them and then drag the car under the nearest bridge to sleep with the car heater on to stay warm. Reports of such werndigo nests have been found by cryptozoologists all around the pacific northwest

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

When you put it that way, lucas could absolutely be a cryptid native to the pacific northwest. I can see it now - much like the wendigo, lucas constantly eats but is always starving. Lucas is the werndigo, trying to lure zoomer baes deep into the woods of spokane to breed. He stalks hikers and hunters to capture and consume to feed his ever growing gluttony and uber eats drivers trade stories about how on the coldest winter nights, while driving through back roads and empty stretches of wooded highways, they can hear the faint cries of the werndigo echoing from somewhere deep in the woods as they pass wooded areas, woefully calling out my fiery diabetic feet, my burning feet of fire. Like its trying to lure them into stopping their car to investigate, so that it can eat them and then drag the car under the nearest bridge to sleep with the car heater on to stay warm. Reports of such werndigo nests have been found by cryptozoologists all around the pacific northwest

Only issue is that the Werndigo wouldn't stalk hunters. The Werndigo's cries would fall eerily silent when hunters, seasoned woodsmen and forest rangers were nearby.
However, girl scout troops on camping trips would definitely hear the horrifying cries of "teee-low-mer-ace!" and "nig-gahh!" echoing closer through the woods.

 

[WonderWino]

Only issue is that the Werndigo wouldn't stalk hunters. The Werndigo's cries would fall eerily silent when hunters, seasoned woodsmen and forest rangers were nearby.
However, girl scout troops on camping trips would definitely hear the horrifying cries of "teee-low-mer-ace!" and "nig-gahh!" echoing closer through the woods.

Good point. and i'm sure the werndigo can detect the scent of ovulating girl scouts and their cookies for miles. None would ever make it out of the woods once he had their scent. First he would gorge himself on their cookies and then would do the same to them, after realizing his little werndigo was too small to get any of them pregnant. He'd butcher and eat them in a telomere rage

 

[Wernology]

This only covers a couple of days from awhile back, but it does make the point.

I just had to share Lucas' community page post of that 'bitch' meme because I know he'll see it, definitely know he'll see the video based on it being now posted two places he stalks, and know it'll piss him off.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

How sweet... Fatty wants recognition for the only two "jobs" (well, ONE of them was a job, the other one is just Lucas being a jackass) he's ever had.. not that he was good at either one.

 

[Wernology]

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How sweet... Fatty wants recognition for the only two "jobs" (well, ONE of them was a job, the other one is just Lucas being a jackass) he's ever had.. not that he was good at either one.

Aww, he said my name!

Get in the back, @Fatal Walter

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

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How sweet... Fatty wants recognition for the only two "jobs" (well, ONE of them was a job, the other one is just Lucas being a jackass) he's ever had.. not that he was good at either one.

He really thinks he can have a job dismantling capitalism sharing shit tier memes bearing his fugly warped facial expressions. I guess that’s pretty much all he’s got left at this point for cope. No money, no mobility, no one to manipulate to get him gen z women.

Edit: this video starting around the 13:00 mark is hilarious when the old woman chimes in after a minute telling him to not talk to women like that and his eyes start darting around nervously. I like how talking to the gen z hive mind he says your on the background noise, you are acting like a schizo. So the background noise makes people act like schizos, riiiiight checks out.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

He really thinks he can have a job dismantling capitalism sharing shit tier memes bearing his fugly warped facial expressions. I guess that’s pretty much all he’s got left at this point for cope. No money, no mobility, no one to manipulate to get him gen z women.

There is an odd sense of real self-awareness with his latest post. He listed literally the only two things he has ever done that are based in actual reality, flip burgers and make useless memes.

Is our Wern finally making a modicum of progress? *

* probably not.

 

[Pump Meat]

Yeah very good point about the performative aspect of his distress. As I said I think his sobs of "why can't I stop loving you" or whatever were rhetorical and fully delusional, part of some sort of self-narrative where he's a romantic underdog protagonist in love with, uh, nobody, with the concept of an "18" to 22 year old hottie. It was just some cliche line he was mouthing to seem like a martyr of love in a cruel world etc., and all of it is very performative. It merely happened to be said with the same words that, if asked sincerely and followed through with, would constitute actual introspection. No fucking way will that ever happen. Lucas' whole existence is trying not to touch the well of infinite pain and sadness inside of him.

The performative aspect of his madness in general is pretty interesting too, and something that doesn't get talked about enough imo. Like, why does Lucas film himself constantly? (When not confined in some type of loony bin that is.) If camera phones and Youtube didn't exist would he just be talking to himself anyway? Is it a compulsive need to vent his madness, is it for some form of attention, even if negative and parasocial? Does he actually think Zoomer baes will find his videos and watch them? All of the above?

Narcissists like Lucas lack certain elements in their cognition and psychology that makes them unable to appreciate the fact that other people don’t experience the world the same way they do. When a narcissist is intelligent, develops talents, and/or is otherwise good looking, this is harder to detect because we are so predisposed to like and respect them, but it is still present.

Ever wonder why Lucas is constantly putting selfies of himself out there, even when they are wildly unflattering and totally counterproductive in trying to attract a woman? Because Lucas sees himself as attractive in those photos and he automatically assumes everyone else is going to see him in the very same light. He is incapable of truly understanding that every other person out there has a different perspective that can (and will) significantly depart from his own.

Most narcissists can get around this blindspot by becoming adept at manipulating people, getting others to come around to their way of seeing things through superficial charm, force of will, or simply by using the respect they’ve accrued by becoming really good at something. Again, the more intelligent, talented, and good looking you are, the easier this becomes.

Lucas on the other hand is quite stupid, too lazy to become talented in anything, and not blessed with natural good looks. Combine that with his mood disorder and you have someone who is only capable of using the crudest and most transparent forms of manipulation. This makes him less machiavellian and more reptilian: possessing a base cunning and persistent nature. Lucas isn’t a good hunter, but he is a hunter nonetheless and he is in this for the long haul.

Social media represents the only real outlet Lucas has to ply his scheme and what makes it irresistible to him is the fact it allows him to reach the most amount of people with the least amount of effort. Lucas has suffered numerous consequences when he gets in close proximity of his intended prey; banned from bars and shelters, police called on him, attention from media organizations, physical threats of violence, etc, etc. Social media allows him to express himself fully while simultaneously offering certain protections.

Make no mistake, Lucas thinks the image macros and rambling videos is quality performance art and that women who see it will find it compelling. All of it is done with the expectation that he will be contacted by a young woman, this is why he will always be a potential victim for catfishing.

If Lucas didn’t use social media, he’d probably already be incarcerated somewhere (or dead). He can’t really exist in spaces that give him access to victims because giant reeking derelicts with eccentric mannerisms and hungry eyes are exactly the type of people everyone notices and keeps track of. He’d only be left to his own devices in places like hospitals, shelters, and assisted living facilities. His only outlet and the only feasible route to what he wants is social media.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Lucas is mad no one thinks his memes are valuable.