Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[Crystal Golem]

King Gunty is 3 Chivas deep while lounging in his 5000 sq ft. condo in Aylawgs heads.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

Why would the gunt visit a foreign country out of spite? It just seems extremely weird, there's plenty of reasons to visit a country. But out of spite?

 

[InwardsStink]

$100 says Ralph stays in Portugal to avoid being a father.

He travels from Portugal by land to some eastern European country without extradition is my bet.

 

[Marakart]

He’s going to OD

There's a lot of indians selling fake drugs to tourists in Lisbon, he'll just probably get scammed.

 

[Love Machine]

Gunt in Japan arc when?

 

[NynchLiggers]

Why would the gunt visit a foreign country out of spite? It just seems extremely weird, there's plenty of reasons to visit a country. But out of spite?

Saying this means you still don't know much about The Gunt.

 

[MeltyTW]

Imagine being as petty as Ralph to get "revenge" by traveling to country where someone may once have lived and thinking "that'll show him!" The lard must be affecting his brain to come up with such mental gymnastics. Will be amusing to see what comes out of this trip.

its even worse, tard thinks hes owning andy because he didnt realize andy has actually been there before just hasnt moved yet, hes trying to win a race he literally lost before he entered

or is just lieing about going so he can just go dark for a few days due to the stress hsart attacks coming back.

if ralph doesnt stream by friday i will show up at his house and ring the bell to confirm if hes here or not. no fingerbanging though

 

[Reluctant Baron]

You need your vaccination certificate to do just about anything in Portugal right now, is the Ralphmeister vaccinated?

Most people think he is, but would never admit it. But you do bring up a good point about the status of his vaccination. While previous thread sperging about weather or not he could fly took up most of the attention, it does beg the question of weather or not he can go to any good (meaning he's at low risk of being mugged) locations. If this vaunted Casino is indeed next to an Airport, there's probably going to demand at least masks, and maybe jab verification.

edit: spelling

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

Saying this means you still don't know much about The Gunt.

Oh yeah I forgot, it's the gunt. He's done even more retarded shit before. It's just that seeing someone visit a country out of spite boggles the mind at first glance.

 

[NynchLiggers]

Oh yeah I forgot, it's the gunt. He's done even more retarded shit before. It's just that seeing someone visit a country out of spite boggles the mind at first glance.

The Gunt's reason to live is to spite all the bridges he's burned at this point.

 

[Crystal Golem]

PPP bed: someone's couch
Warski bed: someone's couch

Ralphabed: Egyptian cotton pillowfort stacked with eurowhores

 

[Seethe Coper 1488]

If he's fucking 14 year old prostitutes, he can get in trouble in the US for that shit.

ALLEGEDLY

 

[Burd Turglar]

I'm sure that Ralph will be a shining ambassador for all Americans on his international travel!

 

[Tommy's Mom]

Holy fucking shit.
"Andycels" is pure Kino. If Andy doesn't officially name his fans "Andycels" then he's too retarded to continue living.

 

[Marakart]

If he's fucking 14 year old prostitutes, he can get in trouble in the US for that shit.

There's not really minor prostitutes in Portugal, lots of 30 year olds pretending to be 18 though. This isn't Thailand.

 

[Stoneheart]

Widespread pick-pocketing, ghettos full of gypsies and other minorities, plenty of drugs, gangs. A shithole basically, but still a 1st world one. There are always thieves and scammers about to prey on dumb drunk tourists.

thats why you go to porto. its much safer, a better city and the food is sooooo much better.

 

[Dr. Künt]

Pretty sure that's Thailand; Ralph needs to work up the courage to go a country where dudes will literally drug you and steal your organs.

What kind of person has use for his greasy orgunts?

 

[BubbleButt]

Portugal. The Gunt

 

[3-2-1836]

- Portugal also has decriminalized narcotics, decriminalized prostitution, and a low age of consent.

Actually in Portugal the unrestricted age of consent is 16, 14-16 is restricted to either the girl being a thot or genuine relationships, if there's even a hint the gunt tried to unduly infulence a 15 year old into sex then he's going to jail at which point the FBI can get him too when he's deported back to the US.

 

[Triple Flutz]

I, too, leave my pregnant fiancée alone at home for a pleasure solo trip after seething mere hours ago about the danger she was in from a man whose whereabouts are unknown to me.