Skitzocow David Fowler / Drag Queen Pastor / @imnot3000 / @whenitallwentwrong / @whenitallgoeswrong2.0 - Buffalo Bill with a wholesome twist. Florida trash drag queen becomes a "pastor" on Tik Tok where he posts inspirational messages, dance videos, and Bible passages. Surprisingly straight.

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Will David manage to woo Tammy?


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UPDATE:

Pastor Dave has been posting more of his usual, but he may now be living out of his car, as seen here:
EDIT: He has confirmed he's been living mostly out of his car for over 15 years!


Also we have learned Hitler Cat is named Lily.


But it's okay, cause he's dancing through life:


Also, if he book has any truth to it, this wouldn't be the first time he's been homeless. Stay tuned!
 
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I appreciate this thread. This dude would be a handful if you encountered him on the street and had to nod and "uh huh, sure! sure!" after getting caught up in some interminable, excruciating bout of his verbal diarrhea. But observing via KF? I kinda love this crazy fuck with his particular brand of crazy, just a bit. (Hopefully there's no truth to match all the reasonable suspicions of noncery.)
 
There's no way this man is not on the sex offender registry.
He has not been accused of any sexual crimes in Brevard county florida. The burglary, some traffic stuff, dv, resisting arrest with violence and battery on LEO, possession of cannabis etc

The church burglary took place in 2008. I used the DOB provided with that case to search for the rest in the beca database.
 
He has not been accused of any sexual crimes in Brevard county florida. The burglary, some traffic stuff, dv, resisting arrest with violence and battery on LEO, possession of cannabis etc

The church burglary took place in 2008. I used the DOB provided with that case to search for the rest in the beca database.

Would you mind posting images? I'd love to add those to the OP.
 
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I am glad I have never encountered this man in the wild.
 
Thanks @NotYourMom for directing me to Brevard county court records, available here. Search for "David L Fowler, DOB 08/22/1972"

I have found other records in adjacent counties, will report if it's anything more interesting than resisting arrest/burglary.

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Pastor Dave just lost another TikTok account to the dang dirty trolls. I think that makes 10. @imnot3000 is now his main account.

What does he keep losing accounts for? He seems relatively wholesome by TikTok standards.
 
What does he keep losing accounts for?
Just speculating, but I have a feeling that skinny cis male dancing transvestites aren’t protected online under the same umbrella as true and honest transgender keyboard warriors?

He could also have a group of local haters flagging his accounts.

Just being perceived as a tranny in his part of Florida can be dangerous especially if you are alone.
 
Oh boy, oh boy have I caught some Grade A milk the last few days. David got his account back (@wheninallwentwrong) AND can do TikTok lives again! Because TikTok does not save lives, you have to catch and record yourself. I'm doin' my best but he goes live like twice a day!

01-24-2022 Part One
Summary: David goes live from an RV and we meet some friends - Jimmy and Tina [or Jean? (It's either "Tinar with no weiner" or "Jeaner with no weiner" )]! Topics of discussion include partying and tacos as a euphemism for vaginas.


01-24-2022 Part Two
Summary: David goes live from the place he's been crashing at and he comforts an internet friend named Shannon.


01-25-2022 Part One
Summary: David throws a dance party!


01-25-2022 Part Two
Summary: David comes back for another round of dancing. He shares his live with a new potential shizocow: @Amarillolit. Amarillolit picks a fight with someone in David's chat and drama ensues!


01-25-2022 A look into Amarillolit
Summary: After leaving David's live, Amarillolit loses his shit, then someone from David's chat arrives to make amends. Amarillolit talks to himself, talks about being sponsored by an energy drink brand, and shoots hoops the rest of the time.
 
Caught some more streams with further insights into David's life. Some funny moments here and there.

1-31-2022

2-01-2022

Here's David singing "Happy Birthday," be sure to save for sending to your loved ones.


Also here's a cut of when David gets high and dances.
 
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Oh god, some more good stuff:

2-04-2022 Dance Party
David gets drunk on cheap wine and eats strawberries in the most unsettling way possible. He also shoots the shit and dances with an internet friend named nymamacat. Turns out David has grandkids from his ex-stepdaughter. Though his marriage didn't last he still claims them as his grandbabies. David ends the stream with a horrific crotch shot, then realizes he definitely shouldn't have done that (clipped and spoilered below).




2-05-2022 David Deals with Children
The absolute state of today's youths. David fights some haters, then chats with other youngfolk. If I hear the word "periodt" one more time I am going to shoot myself.

Dancing highlight:
 

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Today I found David's poetry page ( archive ) after he revealed his pen name. It's hilarious.

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Apparently under his pen name he considers himself a woman, or he used to be trans? Idk, but look at these great pictures:

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It took me awhile to believe that this was actually him, since he's aged like a banana and is missing all his teeth now; but the age, location, body, and nose all match.

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Today I found David's poetry page ( archive ) after he revealed his pen name. It's hilarious.

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Apparently under his pen name he considers himself a woman, or he used to be trans? Idk, but look at these great pictures:

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It took me awhile to believe that this was actually him, since he's aged like a banana and is missing all his teeth now; but the age, location, body, and nose all match.

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Major 80’s florida cokehead vibes, holy shit!

And his poetry is really something else: like Hallmark met some $0.10 prayer cards from the church gift shop vibe.
 
Guess who's account got suspended again? That's right! For something like "adult and sexual content." I wonder what he did... (answered below).

Since David now has a seven day ban on @whenitallgoeswrong, he came back to stream on @imnot3000 where he danced some, talked with a gay boy, and expressed that dentists aren't real doctors.


So what did he do that got him suspended again? Better ask grandma:

 
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