Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Hypnomouse]

Yikes, sweaty. There's a lot to heckin' unpack there.

you gonna... deconstruct it?

 

[Josterman]

Imminently impotent. They really feel the need to contradict and step on the Ukrainian's toes it seems....

Can this really just be about the money hunter has over there? Or is there something more compromising in this nation that could fall into Putin's hands? The governments reaction to Russia feels too... panicked and on edge.

Can’t they make up their mind

 

[Opticana]

Lol good troll Russia

https://mobile.twitter.com/Archer83Able/status/1485977694793781254

Stop triple posting.

 

[Hypnomouse]

I don't think that there is a golden vault in the center of Kiev with a folder labeled "dirt on Biden" that needs to be captured. Moving money and favors leaves a whole lot of trails that I am sure most inetlligence services have access to. Not that it matter anyway, Dims will vote D ticket no matter what.

considering he has been a us senator since the 70's, that is much whitin the realm of possibility

 

[Richardface]

Washington spokescreature attempts to clarify that Biden's remarks to Zelensky about needing to prepare his asshole for an upcoming ravaging did NOT relate to a potential Russian invasion

NSC spox
@emilyhorne46
tells me this is not true. “Anonymous sources are “leaking” falsehoods. President Biden said that there is a distinct possibility that the Russians could invade Ukraine in February... Reports of anything more or different than that are completely false.”

https://mobile.twitter.com/JacquiHeinrich/status/1486838783010123780

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

We cant rule it out, but if there's a pattern with previous Hazings and solider deaths... it seems more likely this was a solider who snapped due to internal pressure.

Poor crazy bastard was a conscript, probably got the shit kicked out of him before he went Private Pyle. Apparently he was calmly telling the cops about how he murdered those people, if random criminal psychology Youtubers have taught me anything that means some kind of mental breakdown.

I don't think that there is a golden vault in the center of Kiev with a folder labeled "dirt on Biden" that needs to be captured. Moving money and favors leaves a whole lot of trails that I am sure most inetlligence services have access to. Not that it matter anyway, Dims will vote D ticket no matter what

Definitely doesn't matter, unless some faction in the regime decides it's time for Kamala ( ). At this late stage in the game laws, facts and public opinion don't have anything to do with how the federal government works. Those things are there to be used against their enemies.

you gonna... deconstruct it?

In this house we believe in DEBUNKING fake news, frienderino.

If Ukrainians offer same level of dedication as Chechens

Chechens are tough little mountain thieves whose favorite hobby is murder, Ukies not so much. Tho I don't see Russia conquering Ukraine with 150,000 men either, or even three times as many.

 

[дядя Боря]

Poor crazy bastard was a conscript, probably got the shit kicked out of him before he went Private Pyle. Apparently he was calmly telling the cops about how he murdered those people, if random criminal psychology Youtubers have taught me anything that means some kind of mental breakdown.

Not to shit up the thread, but some sources say that he witnessed a fight, reported it and was given hard time for being a snitch. Dude grew up in single mother home, worked at some warehouse before draft. Waited two months until they were issued guns to take his revenge.

considering he has been a us senator since the 70's, that is much whitin the realm of possibility

KGB moved Soviet archives out of Kiev in 1991, as they have done in most former republics, baltics being one big exception. Also former comblock countries had a lot of clean up jobs. East German Stasi archives were shredded but saved. In Poland they got a lot of info saved, which revealed that large number of people snitched on each other to their KGB-counterpart.

If they really need access to some secret shit, there are plenty of people in the gov willing for enough money, I really doubt there is something FSB needs to go to Kiev in person, also hacking isn't beyond reason. Some Ukrainian oligarchs are very pro-Russia, Medvedchuck reportedly being a god-father to one of Putin's daughters. Kiev isn't watertight for secrets.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

And now, a musical intermission.

 

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

Do you think it's possible for a "controlled" World War Three?

 

[Richardface]

Biden may have spent a bit too much time gazing into his palantir before the call with zelensky

https://mobile.twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1486833159996071936?cxt=HHwWgICz3bS4paIpAAAA

 

[MG-34]

And now, a musical intermission.

Ralph take an unexpected detour on his European vacation?

 

[Duke Nukem]

Imminently impotent. They really feel the need to contradict and step on the Ukrainian's toes it seems....

Can this really just be about the money hunter has over there? Or is there something more compromising in this nation that could fall into Putin's hands? The governments reaction to Russia feels too... panicked and on edge.

If I were to take a wild guess about the White House's interest in fucking Ukraine of all places, I'd hazard a guess it's gotta have something to do with Hunter's business interests.

They certainly don't have any oil, which usually means America doesn't give a shit about a place.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Biden may have spent a bit too much time gazing into his palantir before the call with zelensky

https://mobile.twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1486833159996071936?cxt=HHwWgICz3bS4paIpAAAA

It's weird how the US government is publicly insisting Ukraine is gonna be invaded while the Ukrainian government are saying lol no. Much as this thread is a blueball experience, I hope the Ukies are right.

If I were to take a wild guess about the White House's interest in fucking Ukraine of all places, I'd hazard a guess it's gotta have something to do with Hunter's business interests

Nah, that's just standard corruption. Like how every single member of Congress is a multimillionaire after a few years of public service. When you're in charge of the cake, you get to skim off some of the icing you distribute to "partners" and "allies", not to mention those surprisingly lucrative book deals and consulting gigs. If it doesn't work out in Kiev there's a couple dozen other countries to grift in, the only thing unusual about Hunter is what an obvious crackhead fuckup he is.

 

[Psychotron]

They sure rushin into this

 

[Random Internet Person]

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[Josterman]

tara dublin is running ops for Biden

 

[Vince McMahon]

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[Duke Nukem]

It's weird how the US government is publicly insisting Ukraine is gonna be invaded while the Ukrainian government are saying lol no. Much as this thread is a blueball experience, I hope the Ukies are right.



Nah, that's just standard corruption. Like how every single member of Congress is a multimillionaire after a few years of public service. When you're in charge of the cake, you get to skim off some of the icing you distribute to "partners" and "allies", not to mention those surprisingly lucrative book deals and consulting gigs. If it doesn't work out in Kiev there's a couple dozen other countries to grift in, the only thing unusual about Hunter is what an obvious crackhead fuckup he is.

Imagine convincing other national leaders to help your worthless crackhead son score a lucrative position siphoning financial resources away from countries that can't even take care of themselves.

I can't imagine what he's got going on with China all things considered. But hey free crack and hookers along with diplomatic immunity sounds like a good time to me.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Invasion is off, they have a buster sword.



Also it seems like Biden is really off his meds, the man is absolutely delusional. His handlers are letting him just run amok now and say whatever wild shit comes to his dementia-addled brain. There's nothing they can do to prevent the collapse of the Biden administration.

 

[Nigger Hating Machine]

So if the Russian’s capture Null, who gets his stuff?

These are important issues we need to be figuring out sooner, not later