Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[Motherf*cker]

With his hospitalisation, he misses out on probably at least one week's worth of streaming, so the dollar losses keep piling up.

Ethan had no intention of streaming in Portugal, he always said that he was going to stream in Vegas too but then there was always a reason why he didn't. He had like three days before Portugal made him its bitch and he always had this passive answer like "yeah, I'm working on it."
This trip was always going to be a money pit for him but he did it anyways to spite Warski.

 

[AnOminous]

the pain and reality of his fucked up face

Remember, the hospital in Lisbon is just concerned with him actually living. The rest of the world is laughing at him being a retard version of Gary Busey, with a fucked up skull. He fucked around. He found out.

Now he is a fat little midget and on top of that he's a deformed retard whose skull has been re-arranged.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Is the bifurcation still intact or did anything herniate? That’s the only aggressive part of his body & I’m worried it may have taken the most damage. It definitely busted out of the Ralph Lauren polo & tried to slap the moors a couple times.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

I can't wait for the Wigger to go back to gloating about being in the country. I love to imagine he'll take another photo of him in a fucking burger king crown but with that Phantom of the opera face of his. Smile and all.

 

[Disheveled Human]

My prediction is he is gonna try and get back home as soon as possible so that he can set the record straight about how this whole ordeal is actually a win.

 

[Wodanaz]

He's going to die

Nearly prophetic

 

[GenociderSyo]

I can't wait for the Wigger to go back to gloating about being in the country. I love to imagine he'll take another photo of him in a fucking burger king crown but with that Phantom of the opera face of his. Smile and all.

The Phantom of the KillStream? His GF made his mask.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Nearly prophetic

The trip isn't over yet.

 

[veri]

He swung at a female cop - and missed - after she woke him up in a hotel lobby. Unsurprisingly, he fell asleep there because he was a drunk.

Which is really shitty, she came to help and he attempted to hurt her. I know someone in real life who did this and broke a police woman's face like Ralph's.

LOL it's still so funny that ralph can't own a gun cause he couldn't even punch a cop right

 

[FamicomGorby]

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"I almost lost my shit" you did lose your shit.

You also got fucked up.

As expected he's learned nothing.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

He swung at a female cop - and missed - after she woke him up in a hotel lobby. Unsurprisingly, he fell asleep there because he was a drunk.

Which is really shitty, she came to help and he attempted to hurt her. I know someone in real life who did this and broke a police woman's face like Ralph's.

I have no idea how he didn't get that lowered down to a misdemeanor, unless he kept attempting to attack her after he was awake.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I have no idea how he didn't get that lowered down to a misdemeanor, unless he kept attempting to attack her after he was awake.

It's a good question, it may simply be the fact it was a cop he swung for.

I think prior to that he had a fair amount of minor charges, maybe they just had enough of the fat cunt.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

So... he's comparing himself to Rocky Balboa now, is he?

 

[Weeb Slinger]

So... he's comparing himself to Rocky Balboa now, is he?

Ralph needs reminding that Rocky was able to easily run up a flight of 72 stone steps and then perform an end-zone-style victory dance at the summit.

 

[Herpes Complex]

So... he's comparing himself to Rocky Balboa now, is he?

To be fair, Rocky did get his ass handed to him in the first movie

 

[Hüftpriester]

Haven't seen it mentioned here yet but Daddy Jim is doing a January round up stream tomorrow. Guntbros on suicide watch

 

[Chef Red Pill]

Haven't seen it mentioned here yet but Daddy Jim is doing a January round up stream tomorrow. Guntbros on suicide watch

Janny Jim will ignore the Ralphamale for the most part. He will only notice it for about 2 minutes when a hundred dollar superberry flies in.

 

[Retink]

Ralph needs reminding that Rocky was able to easily run up a flight of 72 stone steps and then perform an end-zone-style victory dance at the summit.

Oh yea, well Ralph easily fell down a flight of 72 stone steps and then made a victory post on Twitter when he got Valium because of it.

 

[Davis O'Shaughnessy]

Is the bifurcation still intact or did anything herniate? That’s the only aggressive part of his body & I’m worried it may have taken the most damage. It definitely busted out of the Ralph Lauren polo & tried to slap the moors a couple times.

The bifurcation of his lungs, or do you mean the weird grease canyon of the gunt?

 

[Lance Private Drop Off]

I do wonder if he will have the wisdom to stay away from the booze for a few days, (given that he most probably has post-op analgesia from the hospital). Or is he sitting there even now with a cheap bottle of something local contemplating making more poor choices?