Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

If Ralph manages to drag his mangled bod onto the cruise he was boasting about previously, it’s not too late to make things right with the universe and just heave yourself over the side Ralph. Have someone film and upload this of course. Eventually your corpse will sink to the bottom, to become an artificial reef and become one with Mother Earth, and the healing can begin. A beautiful legacy for your bastard boy. Godspeed fat boy.

 

[Leedsotherkid]

Are we sure this isn’t just some elaborate ruse to cover for the first stages of his transition surgeries?

 

[Pres. Benjamin Franklin]

 

[Hüftpriester]

Janny Jim will ignore the Ralphamale for the most part. He will only notice it for about 2 minutes when a hundred dollar superberry flies in.

You're probably right. But I'm sure Ralph will have the blackmail ready to go just in case he feels slighted.

 

[OldGuy]

Ethan Ralph's Journal. January 30th, 2022:

Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city of Lisbon is afraid of me. I have seen it's true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"...
...and I'll look down, and whisper "no."

 

[Fougaro]

I do wonder if he will have the wisdom to (...)

No.

 

[Twinkletard]

If this whole situation doesn't wake him up, nothing will. Maybe this was a good thing, only time will tell.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

If this whole situation doesn't wake him up, nothing will. Maybe this was a good thing, only time will tell.

I can only wait for a second round of him getting his shit kicked in.

 

[Shig O'nella]

I do wonder if he will have the wisdom to stay away from the booze for a few days, (given that he most probably has post-op analgesia from the hospital). Or is he sitting there even now with a cheap bottle of something local contemplating making more poor choices?

I don't give out optimistic ratings, but really? The gunt contemplating anything? He's half way down the bottle.

 

[Yes I'm New]

Perhaps Mint Salad was right and once the mugger landed one punch on Ralph's face gunt, he found it so fun and satisfying that he couldn't help himself to beat Ralph to a bloody pulp. Ralph's head is basically an oversized stress ball at this point.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I have no idea how he didn't get that lowered down to a misdemeanor, unless he kept attempting to attack her after he was awake.

Did he have a lawyer or did he just show up and beg? That'd be your answer.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Ethan "Punching Bag" Ralph is the 1 in Glass Joe's 1-99 record. Makes sense.

Why can I imagine Ethan rocking back and forth while punches are being thrown like one of those inflatable clown toys?

 

[Zilortha]

Janny Jim will ignore the Ralphamale for the most part. He will only notice it for about 2 minutes when a hundred dollar superberry flies in.

He's been on twitter making jokes about Ralph for days.
I doubt he's gonna ignore this.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I do wonder if he will have the wisdom to stay away from the booze for a few days, (given that he most probably has post-op analgesia from the hospital). Or is he sitting there even now with a cheap bottle of something local contemplating making more poor choices?

I really wonder if he's going to venture outside of his "hotel" again this trip. I know I wouldn't have much fun walking around in public knowing everyone is looking at me like I'm an ogre. I have some self-awareness and self-respect though. In his mind he's an MMA fighter and those people just don't understand.

 

[Harlan Wick]

If this whole situation doesn't wake him up, nothing will. Maybe this was a good thing, only time will tell.

Given his past behavior, the moment he able to access a webcam he going to double down on the stupidity.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Things I would like to hear out of this disgrace of a human.

-I was wrong.
-Maybe I need to slow down and re-evaluate things
-I have just been really fucked up lately and am thinking of counseling
-Now that my kid with May will be coming any day now I need to focus on my show and family, It's not fair to them
-Sometimes you need to hit rock bottom to realize that things are bad and moving forward I will try my hardest to do what is right for not only me but my family and fans who I let down.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Things I would like to hear out of this disgrace of a human.

-I was wrong.
-Maybe I need to slow down and re-evaluate things
-I have just been really fucked up lately and am thinking of counseling
-Now that my kid with May will be coming any day now I need to focus on my show and family, It's not fair to them
-Sometimes you need to hit rock bottom to realize that things are bad and moving forward I will try my hardest to do what is right for not only me but my family and fans who I let down.

That's never going to happen.

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

That's never going to happen.

Usually i'd say the same, but he's stuck in a hospital bed in a different continent, he has all the time and no booze to think about his actions. Even if he never admits it publicly the thought "what the fuck am i really doing here?" has to have crossed his mind with all the time in the world to think about it.

 

[draggs]

Things I would like to hear out of this disgrace of a human.

-I was wrong.
-Maybe I need to slow down and re-evaluate things
-I have just been really fucked up lately and am thinking of counseling
-Now that my kid with May will be coming any day now I need to focus on my show and family, It's not fair to them
-Sometimes you need to hit rock bottom to realize that things are bad and moving forward I will try my hardest to do what is right for not only me but my family and fans who I let down.

Where do you get your weed, Mr. Disheveled Human?

I get it from you, Dante.

Oh, that's riiiight! Heyyyy wassup Mr. Disheveled Human!

 

[Pres. Benjamin Franklin]

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late + gay.
my woman kept stealing my meme tablet