Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[mothman96]

Sorry if I’m late on this, I’m haven’t been on this thread in a couple days, but did y’all see this?

An online interview or was it an online job application. For an interview he would have had to submit an application 1st. I can't see someone reviewing his application and thinking "Oh yea this guy has potential to be our employee - he needs to submit an interview".

Also since he is "supposedly" looking for a job, are his feet healed and out of the casts?

 

[Wernology]

TBH it doesn't matter where he had an interview (my guess is it's a scam job but...), the fact is they're going to do a background and social media check like most companies do now, and they're going to find his youtube page, this thread, and probably a few other channels and news articles about him. After seeing even a fraction of it they're going to go with, "we've decided to go with another candidate at this time".

 

[Trainwreck]

Does anyone recall if Lucas knew his mom was travelling to Mexico for 3-4 months this winter? She has covid right now, I wonder if he'd care?

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

It's best for Lucas to ignore Myrna on social media. Even in her Covid post, she has to money and social flex.

 

[mothman96]

TBH it doesn't matter where he had an interview (my guess is it's a scam job but...), the fact is they're going to do a background and social media check like most companies do now, and they're going to find his youtube page, this thread, and probably a few other channels and news articles about him. After seeing even a fraction of it they're going to go with, "we've decided to go with another candidate at this time".

Yup, that's why I don't believe it was an interview. With the Pedo's trail of Red Flags an employer would be insane to want to interview the creep.

Does anyone recall if Lucas knew his mom was travelling to Mexico for 3-4 months this winter? She has covid right now, I wonder if he'd care?

Yes, he knew. He was using her stay in Mexico to try to "market" himself to the baes as coming from a wealthy parents who will be leaving him a huge "inheritance".

 

[Da Dude123]

Please be advised, Lucas is unable to send IG messages for 3 more hours. So, please plan accordingly. Also, Lucas stated in the past that he used the N word because it made the Gen Z baes smile. It was a magical word. That is what the cow claimed. But that is in the past, right? Moooove on! Mooooo!

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

When he gets preachy about the N word, I like to look back at some of his highlights with it.

 

[IceQueen]

So, overall, I agree. However, the Lacy Saga sort of discredits this to an extent. Lucas was mooing and swooning over her. Lacy has tattoos and piercings and sort of has an unconventional style to her. Now, honestly, I think she is a fairly attractive young lady, just not in your traditional idea of what an attractive woman is.

Lacy fit Lucas's criteria in age and not being fat, and having a nice body, so he would overlook her piercings and tattoos. Of course, Lacy wanted nothing to do with him and her and her dirtbag friends hung out with Lucas as a larf. That backfired on her big time. Lucas is lucky he did not get his ass kicked after he started messaging her friends telling them they needed to make her sleep with him. I bet he counts her as an ex girlfriend.

But Lucas's ideal girl is probably a conventionally attractive, fit girl who dresses well and has more or less a style that is not outside the norm. A preppy popular girl is what the cow wants. The type of girl who would not piss on him if he was on fire. Now, Lucas wears batman pajama pants in public and dresses like a ragman, because he is a ragman. A shitty ragman.

This whole thing about women being both Christians and socialists is very autistic thinking. Most serious Christians I know are fairly conservative politically. I do know some Christians that are liberal and there are some fairly liberals sects of Christianity, but they are more in the minority.

But Lucas just categorizes everyone as being Christian or socialist without knowing or speaking to them. Most young people are probably not very political, nor very religious, even if they consider themselves a Christian, it is not really the center of their universe. But Lucas is simple minded and has to group people together and how people in these groups should act.

I think that Lucas does like women who have tattoos, piercings, etc. but he feels like more conservative women are 1) easier to get, and 2) more submissive and easier to control. He hates on tattoos and piercings in part because he is too much of a pussy to ever get them. In one of the videos from around 2018 he lists off things he finds attractive in women, and “tasteful” tattoos are on the list, as are specifically septum piercings. So I do think he very much likes that look on women, but he assumes women who look like that are more rebellious and outspoken, and thus he’s even more afraid of them than he is of most women.

 

[Wernology]

I think that Lucas does like women who have tattoos, piercings, etc. but he feels like more conservative women are 1) easier to get, and 2) more submissive and easier to control. He hates on tattoos and piercings in part because he is too much of a pussy to ever get them. In one of the videos from around 2018 he lists off things he finds attractive in women, and “tasteful” tattoos are on the list, as are specifically septum piercings. So I do think he very much likes that look on women, but he assumes women who look like that are more rebellious and outspoken, and thus he’s even more afraid of them than he is of most women.

Oh, don't think he doesn't want a few tattoos (and big ones at that), he just can't afford shop prices, would probably have to disclose his MRSA, would be at super high risk for healing complications due to both the MRSA and his diabetes, and at least has enough sense to know going to a scratcher would be an amazingly bad idea even by Lucas standards.

Edit for the disagree: I'm speaking from direct conversation with Lucas. I know the stupid ass tattoos he was considering and he got upset when I told him what decent shop prices would be per hour. He also thought he could get a whole fucking back piece done in "a couple of hours".

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I guess it shouldn't surprise me, but it still does, that the guy with a domestic violence conviction on his record, which led to a restraining order that he violated multiple times, posts stuff like this:

 

[Johnny Clyde Cash]

I guess it shouldn't surprise me, but it still does, that the guy with a domestic violence conviction on his record, which led to a restraining order that he violated multiple times, posts stuff like this:
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It's Male Feminism 101: project your personal shitty behavior and worldview onto everyone else who has the same genitals as you, and then act disgusted at everyone else as a way to cope, with the cope ranging from 'If all men are as bad as me, then that makes me less shitty' to 'If I spend enough time yelling at other people, no one will pay attention to me'.

It speaks volumes about Lucas' cow status that his Hypocritical Male Feminist traits, which would normally be more than enough to mark someone as someone worthy of ridicule, are just a footnote on the War and Peace which is Lucas' insane life.

 

[The Mega Micro]

Oh, don't think he doesn't want a few tattoos (and big ones at that), he just can't afford shop prices, would probably have to disclose his MRSA, would be at super high risk for healing complications due to both the MRSA and his diabetes, and at least has enough sense to know going to a scratcher would be an amazingly bad idea even by Lucas standards.

Edit for the disagree: I'm speaking from direct conversation with Lucas. I know the stupid ass tattoos he was considering and he got upset when I told him what decent shop prices would be per hour. He also thought he could get a whole fucking back piece done in "a couple of hours".

Yeah Lucas spoke highly of tattoos back in the day and loved the look on his mom. He used to talk about how hot his mom is with her tattoos. He also does (or did) have an album on Facebook dedicated to the tattoos he wanted to get. He just would rather shove massive amounts of food in his gullet.

Edit: some pictures from his fb about tats, his mommy was going to pay for one for a birthday years ago. Also included: a convo with step dad Larry.

 

[Wernology]

Yeah Lucas spoke highly of tattoos back in the day and loved the look on his mom. He used to talk about how hot his mom is with her tattoos. He also does (or did) have an album on Facebook dedicated to the tattoos he wanted to get. He just would rather shove massive amounts of food in his gullet.

Edit: some pictures from his fb about tats, his mommy was going to pay for one for a birthday years ago. Also included: a convo with step dad Larry.

Oh my christ, those are all so fucking cliched and terrible part of me wishes he'd gone to a scratcher or a trash shop and had them done.

Edit: My not awake at 7:17 brain skimmed over his massive oedipus complex display in the last image. Yikes.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

Oh my christ, those are all so fucking cliched and terrible part of me wishes he'd gone to a scratcher or a trash shop and had them done.

Listen, idiot weens. Next one of you to do the dumb thing and ween, which you shouldn't do because we will mock you, at least have the decency and buy him some ink. It's retarded, expensive, a waste of money and proof that you're a retard, but since we're due for one of you soon anyways, make this wish come true. You deserve the expense of buying Werner his ink if you ween. Might as well share the milk.

 

[Wernology]

Listen, idiot weens. Next one of you to do the dumb thing and ween, which you shouldn't do because we will mock you, at least have the decency and buy him some ink. It's retarded, expensive, a waste of money and proof that you're a retard, but since we're due for one of you soon anyways, make this wish come true. You deserve the expense of buying Werner his ink if you ween. Might as well share the milk.

You want to try that again in English, champ? Also, those posts are from 2013 and 2014 for the most part, Lucas has long since gone back to, "TaTtOoS mAkE yOu A cLoNe!!!!!" screeching.

 

[ManfromtheMoon]

Yeah Lucas spoke highly of tattoos back in the day and loved the look on his mom. He used to talk about how hot his mom is with her tattoos. He also does (or did) have an album on Facebook dedicated to the tattoos he wanted to get. He just would rather shove massive amounts of food in his gullet.

Edit: some pictures from his fb about tats, his mommy was going to pay for one for a birthday years ago. Also included: a convo with step dad Larry.

imagine a dick tattoo on his baldspot

I kinda got the feeling it's not beneath the wern to.... well ask his mom for a pity fuck, back in the day. EATING MYRNA like bowl of ice cream with no spoon

 

[WonderWino]

He's talking about stateless communism

But if there is no state, who does lucas expect to provide his tardbux and EBT so he can stay in mallon place and not starve or freeze to death on the street

Wait....this is lucas. We already know he never thought that far ahead

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

He's talking about stateless communism

But if there is no state, who does lucas expect to provide his tardbux and EBT so he can stay in mallon place and not starve or freeze to death on the street

Wait....this is lucas. We already know he never thought that far ahead

Wow, Fatty's lookin good.

 

[WonderWino]

Wow, Fatty's lookin good.

Its amazing, he manages to look like a dirty ragman hobo even while living in a nursing home being taken care of by staff. That doesn't exactly speak well of the competency and effort of the staff. I wonder if they're so repulsed by him that they essentially avoid him as much as possible outside of giving him his meds

 

[Fatal Walter]

Lacie was obviously the inspiration behind this post.