Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[jacksonfrosticle]

So, imagine you're arcade1up, and you sent Boogie a product on the agreement a review video would be done. You send the product and wait. Nothing. You hear nothing for a couple of weeks, a month. Time goes by. You happen to check Twitter and see this from the person you'd sent hundreds of dollars worth of gear to.

You've sent something to a morbidly obese manchild who hides his sloth behind 'mental health stuff', and manipulates his audience into watching because otherwise, he won't 'try to get some done today'.

Just when I thought it wasn't possible to despise this man more, he keeps on surprising me.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Lmao, what moron sends things to Melon Felon?

 

[AnOminous]

Lmao, what moron sends things to Melon Felon?

Morons called arcade1up apparently. Put them on your list of moron companies too stupid ever to give money.

 

[Chilson]

So, imagine you're arcade1up, and you sent Boogie a product on the agreement a review video would be done. You send the product and wait. Nothing. You hear nothing for a couple of weeks, a month. Time goes by. You happen to check Twitter and see this from the person you'd sent hundreds of dollars worth of gear to.

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You've sent something to a morbidly obese manchild who hides his sloth behind 'mental health stuff', and manipulates his audience into watching because otherwise, he won't 'try to get some done today'.

Just when I thought it wasn't possible to despise this man more, he keeps on surprising me.

"Watch if I do?" Good lord I cannot imagine a more pathetic end to a tweet than "subtlely" begging someone to watch some shill videos that he even admitted he doesn't want to make.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Talking about EDP445

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Boogie's lawyer needs to read this publication ASAP

 

[ddlloo]

Talking about EDP445
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Boogie's lawyer needs to read this publication ASAP
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So, imagine you're arcade1up, and you sent Boogie a product on the agreement a review video would be done. You send the product and wait. Nothing. You hear nothing for a couple of weeks, a month. Time goes by. You happen to check Twitter and see this from the person you'd sent hundreds of dollars worth of gear to.

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You've sent something to a morbidly obese manchild who hides his sloth behind 'mental health stuff', and manipulates his audience into watching because otherwise, he won't 'try to get some done today'.

Just when I thought it wasn't possible to despise this man more, he keeps on surprising me.

These tweets show two of the things I hate about Boogie the most. The pity party immediately followed by trying to guilt people into trying to watch his half arsed content, and then the Moral Crusader + Internet Badass combo. "I'm doing my part! By tweeting and reporting! Also this guy deserves to die!"

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

I hope the judge shoots melon in a fit of rage after three minutes into him taking the stand. It's Arkansas, so I can dream.

 

[YaBoi]

Boogie's talking about reddit again.
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Let's debunk this "Reddit is after Boogie" theory once and for all:


See for yourself

In total there's been 26 threads created on Reddit about Boogie over the past month. The criteria for a thread showing up in the search is that they simply must mention Boogie's name in the original post.

- 15 posts are from Boogie's subreddit
- He's not even mentioned in the title of 5 of the other posts
- 3 of the 5 posts that I mentioned are the exact same post published over 2 different subreddits/a reupload
- The 2 Wings videos are a cross-post
- 6 of the threads have 0 comments (this includes the one on Boogie's subreddit which auto-generates a bot comment each time a thread goes up)
- The most comments on any of these threads is 39 which is from a post titled "We need a No Way Home-esque movie with EDP, Boogie2988 and Chris Chan". People responded mainly by saying that Boogie isn't as bad as the other two.

Only 2 threads have been created on Boogie's subreddit over the past fortnight and they're both about his upcoming trial.

Reddit doesn't care about Boogie anymore but he uses the platform as a strawman to blame the haters. There used to be clips on r/livestreamfails when it was surprising that Boogie would say something retarded on stream. Now it's standard so no one does it.

Boogie can easily rectify the only current issue he does have on Reddit which is by either taking down his sub (his ego won't allow that) or disallowing posts/comments going up until a moderator approves them.

I feel like posting about him on Reddit at least gives him that relevance that he wants. Not talking about him makes him look like a complete retard every time he whines about Reddit hate.

 

[AnOminous]

Boogie can easily rectify the only current issue he does have on Reddit which is by either taking down his sub (his ego won't allow that) or disallowing posts/comments going up until a moderator approves them.

Boogie could also rectify the main issue he has with existence, which is that he shouldn't exist at all, by finding the nearest height, pretty much anything with a couple hundred feet in elevation, and then he should jump off it. His existential quandaries would evaporate. (His corporeal form might splatter a bit though.)

 

[Retink]

Talking about EDP445
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"Your honor, all I can say for myself and the incident is that if I had a gun right now I'd shoot a warning shot right at your fucking nigger face... I mean, I love you."

 

[for]

Moral Crusader + Internet Badass combo. "I'm doing my part!

Reminds me of when Nintendo gave a terminal cancer patient Smash Bros Ultimate to play and Boogie tried to take credit for it in his typical soyslug way

 

[diehardman]

Reminds me of when Nintendo gave a terminal cancer patient Smash Bros Ultimate to play and Boogie tried to take credit for it in his typical soyslug way

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we did it reddit

 

[DocMorbis]

So, imagine you're arcade1up, and you sent Boogie a product on the agreement a review video would be done. You send the product and wait. Nothing. You hear nothing for a couple of weeks, a month. Time goes by. You happen to check Twitter and see this from the person you'd sent hundreds of dollars worth of gear to.

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You've sent something to a morbidly obese manchild who hides his sloth behind 'mental health stuff', and manipulates his audience into watching because otherwise, he won't 'try to get some done today'.

Just when I thought it wasn't possible to despise this man more, he keeps on surprising me.

Arcade1Up should have read up on Boogie, as he isnt a gamer at all. They sent him all that shit just for him to have a showpiece.
Reviewing an Arcade1Up cabnet should not be that time consuming.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I hope the judge shoots melon in a fit of rage after three minutes into him taking the stand. It's Arkansas, so I can dream.

Don't think the judge comes in armed. But there are baliffs. Don't know if they do have guns, or if it's like prison guards and they only have batons.

 

[King Fructose]

I hope the judge shoots melon in a fit of rage after three minutes into him taking the stand. It's Arkansas, so I can dream.

Second-best scenario: the judge loudly proclaims “hoooooly shit” as melon slowly waddles into the courtroom wearing cum-stained sweatpants and a tomb raider t-shirt, mtn dew in hand.

 

[DickMain]

Second-best scenario: the judge loudly proclaims “hoooooly shit” as melon slowly waddles into the courtroom wearing cum-stained sweatpants and a tomb raider t-shirt, mtn dew in hand.

Actual second-best is that he just shows up shirtless to maintain the theme.

 

[BScCollateral]

Don't think the judge comes in armed.

Dunno; there's a reason why the pistol is called the "Taurus Judge." I imagine it's up to the individual.

 

[AnOminous]

Don't think the judge comes in armed. But there are baliffs. Don't know if they do have guns, or if it's like prison guards and they only have batons.

Dude this is Freedomland. More judges than you think are packing.

 

[BScCollateral]

Dude this is Freedomland. More judges than you think are packing.

Robes like that could conceal antitank weapons.

 

[diehardman]

Steven enters the courtroom with a pistol in hand. He points it at his temple and fires. Little did they know that he was actually holding an evoker from Persona 3. He summons the demon Arioch, ideal for a fat pussy to command.