Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Black Yoshi]

TOMORROW? Nigga we need a decision five minutes ago.

More like a decision 8 years ago. We could have stopped this in 2014...

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

Is it REALLY a surprise though? We had weeks of troop massing and a ton of "We're actually gonna do it" happen.

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.

 

[Anya15]

He's mental now
And he makes everyone look weak

Him losing his mind is both a good & bad thing: good, because it means he’s likely to make a mistake (all people like him have done it, he will be no exception.) bad, because it’s a crazy person with nukes. Gotta be very fucking careful here.

 

[likeacrackado]

A fellow autist has informed me that the Ukrainian government got super hacked by the Russians because they downloaded pirated software hosted in Russia onto government computers and that the Russians used it to shut off their communications. big if true

 

[WinchesterPremium]

TOMORROW? Nigga we need a decision five minutes ago.

resolution machine broke

 

[RedDelicious]

This will negatively impact the release date of Stalker 2 I think

 

[Richardface]

My next request is for images of Zelensky chewing on his tie emerge so we can get some "CHICKEN KIEV?" headlines

 

[Alba gu brath]

"The US sent Javelins. The UK sent NLAWs. Turkey sent Bayraktars. Latvia sent Stingers. Poland sent Pioruns. Germany sent thoughts and prayers."


Some random tweet via a Poland tag, couldn't help but laugh. Cannae much blame the germans mind ya, they sent enough weapons against Russia for a couple centuries to last a while.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

And on Chris' 40th birthday too

...

It really always does come back to him in the end, doesn't it?

 

[Breadbassket]

Strikes target Svatovo (Svatove?). If it was Svatove it was previously a battlefield during the War In Donbass

 

[WaveBreak]

TOMORROW? Nigga we need a decision five minutes ago.

You don’t understand, he’s tired. God you’re so like, judgmental, its sickening. Now lets all take a nice nap together in support of our president. Built back better!

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

TOMORROW? Nigga we need a decision five minutes ago.

biden is sleeping and you cant wake him up or else he'll die of shock like a stressed out rabbit

 

[Aidan]

A fellow autist has informed me that the Ukrainian government got super hacked by the Russians because they downloaded pirated software hosted in Russia onto government computers and that the Russians used it to shut off their communications.

Ukraine has been pwned by Russia literally forever. Many books have been written on it and Ukraine has been a cybersecurity case-study for as long as it has had computers.

 

[gaystoner]

Special forces aren't. The regular conscripts are trash, and rely on overwhelming numbers.

same with U.S. forces.

The diversity army only exists to file paperwork for the people that actually do shit

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Were they on those fucking Turkish planes???

I would not be surprised. Told you all to watch the Turks.

 

[SCSI]

Blast in Krasnopillia Sumy.

Kakhovka Hydroelectric Power Plant

Kharkiv citizens being sent into the subway tunnels and bunkers.

 

[Only A Retard Sometimes]

This will negatively impact the release date of Stalker 2 I think

Actually another holocaust fuck putin holy shit REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Caustic Gelatin]

Huh. I guess Putin wanted to get this done and over-with in time to for the Elden Ring release tomorrow.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Back a while ago I stated I didn't want Biden in office, the same way I had been nervous about Trump, because I wanted someone who could snap awake at 2AM and make decisions if something major went down.

I had motherfuckers tell me "It's not the Cold War, old man, we'll have plenty of warning because of Satellites and [MAGIC]."

I was told that Biden TOTALLY had what it took to react instantly.

This shit happened AT TEN FUCKING O CLOCK AT NIGHT IN DC and Biden is either being dragged onto a fucking jet to fly him to some shit like Raven Rock or Crystal Palace or he's fucking passed out asleep and DOCTOR JILL is running his fucking Twitter.

Well, all you faggots who told me it isn't the Cold War any more and fucking Joe would be leaping into action...

WHere the fuck is he?

It's 11PM at night in DC, a fucking country is burning after all his shit talking, and at 10PM at DC he released a fucking Tweet talking about thoughts and prayers and "we'll look at it in the morning."

None of you faggot leftists get to talk to me, EVER, about candidate capability ever again.

 

[Drain Todger]

Great minds lol

You can't spell great minds without meat grinds.