Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Sammich]

If you have friends/family in Ukraine i'm very sorry to hear it, gonna be a rough couple of days I'm afraid. I will include the innocent folks in that east european land in my prayers, may the hand of god protect you and keep you safe. Same with russia and russians, i hope the innocents are kept safe.

Please don't get caught up in this shit, don't let it consume you. Shit happens all the time, and even though it's a greater than zero (just) chance this goes all sorts of sideways and wrong I do believe cooler heads will prevail and this shit will be a memory soon. I can't see long scale military ops lasting for very long. Don't doom pill yourself into a bad mental space. This sort of shit happens a lot, has happened many times over the past hundred or so years. No nukes are gonna be used, and I can't see Nato doing more than heavy sanctions that will amount to fuck all.

 

[make_it_so]

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Palmer Report is so angry lol

This raging faggot is fucking delusional.

Trump's "failure" somehow managed to more or less keep things quiet in Ukraine for four years, and yet early into the administration of Palmer's pants-shitting savior the Bear goes full berserk in the region and all simple Joe has in response is a strongly worded letter.

 

[God of Nothing]

I'm sorry for him but this really looks like they said "FUCK THIS BLYAT IN PARTICULAR"

It looks so direct it's like they purposely hit him and the operator clapped hands with the nearest person watching.

 

[Prosphora]

ALL VETERANS IN ALL OF UKRAINE WILL BE ARMED

OCR

 

[HumanHive]

I’m wondering how Russia getting to legit bully its way into dominance over Ukraine will effect Biden’s chances of re-election

He’s planning on blaming all his economic problems on Ukraine. War hasn’t even started, and it’s the cause of a year’s worth of inflation.

 

[Protistology]

Wasn't Zelenskyy a comedian? Imagine him on the other end of that call with Biden, who is incoherently babbling about sanctions and protecting democracy while your country is seemingly falling in less than a day. I wonder if he can appreciate the absurd humor in this situation.

No, He's a Jewish glowie.

The series is produced by Kvartal 95, which was founded by Zelensky. It would become much more involved in Ukraine's actual politics; on 31 March 2018, a political party named after the television series was registered with the Ministry of Justice.

After Zelensky's inauguration most leading figures of Kvartal 95 joined Zelensky's administration as Deputy Heads of the Presidential Administration of Ukraine and one was appointed Deputy Head of the Ukrainian Secret Service.

 

[Emperor Pupienus]

Wasn't Zelenskyy a comedian? Imagine him on the other end of that call with Biden, who is incoherently babbling about sanctions and protecting democracy while your country is seemingly falling in less than a day. I wonder if he can appreciate the absurd humor in this situation.

Zelenskyy is an actor/comedian who starred in a politically-themed series called Servant of the People, where some guy is unexpectedly elected president. Then the real irl election came around, and he was unexpectedly elected president. I'd say it's kind of like if people loved Kevin Spacey's role in House of Cards so much that they elected President Kevin Spacey. That is who presently presides over the nation of Ukraine as Putin invades.

 

[redeyejedi]

there is a massive disinformation campaign under the guise of event reporting

there were no troops landing in Odessa, no capture of Kharkiv ...

Yeah, lots of sharing of unsubstantiated Twitter posts filled with emojis

 

[ToroidalBoat]

and if it does you will be too busy being incinerated in a nuclear holocaust to remember to come back here and downvote my post for being wrong

I live outside of any major city, so if it came to that I could have "fun" with radiation.

 

[God of Nothing]

Putin hates cyclists as much as the rest of the world.

Fuck me, I feel really bad for laughing at this but I can't stop.

 

[Merry]

ALL VETERANS IN ALL OF UKRAINE WILL BE ARMED
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bro like every arms dump you had was nuked by cruise missiles and the entire russian armored and mechanized corps are rolling through whole regions, you won't have time

 

[GuntPunt]

Updated attack map.
It's nationwide now.

 

[Drain Todger]

Biden supported and pushed Ukraine/Zelensky to join NATO.
Likewise UK's Boris Johnson told Zelensky “the West would not stand by” as Russia attacks

https://www.cnn.com/europe/live-news/ukraine-russia-news-02-23-22/h_fb4ef95ea56582e76ea15c270392b16a

The Obama regime escalated the situation in 2014 and that is why Crimea got annexed.
The Biden regime escalated the situation now and that's why this occurred.
If Biden and Zelensky simply said Ukraine would not join NATO, no invasion would have occurred.

No shit? I thought it was because Zelensky insulted Putin's borscht.

 

[A_Callow_Youth]

Footage of the strike that hit that unfortunate guy

Spoiler: NSFW - death

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Oh, jeez, that's gotta be a thermobaric, with how little physical destruction is going on there. That's two videos of no apparent targets of military value in the area, so either somebody really fucked up ID'ing the target, the weapon's guidance malfunctioned, or somebody just decided to yeet an antipersonnel bomb into the middle of a suburban area for the hell of it.

 

[TheSword]

Updated attack map.
It's nationwide now.
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Whoa. That’s a lot of stars

 

[A_Callow_Youth]

Okay, I am gonna PRAY that the little mushroom cloud icons DON'T mean they're using nukes. Because that would be pretty fucked, and therefore that's an very unfortunate choice of iconography.

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Explosions actually tend to form mushroom clouds anyway, nukes just make a big enough one that it retains shape for several minutes afterward.

 

[OG Swolemaster]

Oh, jeez, that's gotta be a thermobaric, with how little physical destruction is going on there. That's two videos of no apparent targets of military value in the area, so either somebody really fucked up ID'ing the target, the weapon's guidance malfunctioned, or somebody just decided to yeet an antipersonnel bomb into the middle of a suburban area for the hell of it.

Russia doesn't have anywhere near the same level of proliferation of guided munitions as 1st world countries. Most of their artillery and bombs are still unguided. Shit is going to miss and land on civilians.

 

[Niggernerd]

So are jershes birds alive?

 

[Unpaid Emotional Labourer]

Zelenskyy is an actor/comedian who starred in a politically-themed series called Servant of the People, where some guy is unexpectedly elected president. Then the real irl election came around, and he was unexpectedly elected president. I'd say it's kind of like if people loved Kevin Spacey's role in House of Cards so much that they elected President Kevin Spacey. That is who presently presides over the nation of Ukraine as Putin invades.

How in the world does this guy exist yet Trump is supposedly the one who was memed into office.

 

[tyko]

Two more economic sanctions to flatten the Russian military.