Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Michael Janke]

"Alright guys uhm, I give up. I don't know when I'll govern again... I really need to win this fuckin' war, I really wanted to get this fuckin' NATO membership man. I wanted it so fuckin' bad! HUAE! I just can't do it! I can't TAKE THIS SHIT no more man! All I wanted to do was like I was fuckin' lonely I wanted to just fuckin' run Ukraine and have a good time and have a good country. I hate my life.
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry."-President Zelenskyy

 

[Prosphora]

Hol up guys can we pause the invasion the Mudslimes need to pray

 

[Starscreams Cape]

LOL Biden is literally reading a list of reporters he's been fed beforehand - with predetermined questions most likely.

 

[AnOminous]

Putin's going to get some polite but firm talking to, how will he ever recover?!

We should definitely hire the shrillest tranny in the entire country to tell him he's a shitlord and a big mean meanypants.

 

[Stoneheart]

This isn't just freezing. He announced that the US is seizing those funds, as in they are going right into the US government's pocket.

this could back fire depending on what assets they are seizing.

 

[tyko]

So the US isn't going to do anything then.
Sucks to be Ukrainian.

 

[NoReturn]

Hearing this speech run through Spanish translators is so bizarre. They make Biden sound like he takes five to ten seconds breaks every three words.

...I mean...

 

[Candlelight Desolation]

BoJo apparently saying UK is going to heavily sanction Russia.

 

[Dave_Ph]

He's going to lose it and call somebody fat

 

[KingCoelacanth]

Sorry, I get like 8 replies on here from angry Republicans every time I mention Trump isn't the perfect messiah they think he is.

Why would he? He was waiting for the perfect time. If it was just because Biden is in charge, why didn't he do it a year ago? Or 6 months ago? That's like asking why did Hitler wait until 1939 to invade Poland

There's a chance that Trump would've done something moronic when seeing all the intel reports about Russian troops on the border, much like his rash action of assassinating the Iranian general.
Also why is now the perfect time? If you're so confident that Trump was a Putin stooge, then the perfect time would've been anytime between 2017 and 2021. It takes time to mobilize your whole army and if Putin didn't want to invade under Trump, he couldn't have started preparations until Trump was out of the WH. Invading a year or 6 months ago wouldn't have been possible under that prerequisite.
The only reason Trump gets brought up in all of this is the left claiming endlessly that Putin won't do anything now that Biden is in charge, that Biden is 8 steps ahead of him etc. all to amount to Russia taking Ukraine in a week. Now after their hero Biden didn't end up with some great genius plan to save Ukraine, they're back at trying to boomerang it to Trump.

 

[gamer2014]

Looks like Ukraine ain't gonna invade Russia or Belarus in retaliation.

Also why would Russia take over Chernobyl?, no one can live there.

 

[Looney Troons]

"Alright guys uhm, I give up. I don't know when I'll govern again... I really need to win this fuckin' war, I really wanted to get this fuckin' NATO membership man. I wanted it so fuckin' bad! HUAE! I just can't do it! I can't TAKE THIS SHIT no more man! All I wanted to do was like I was fuckin' lonely I wanted to just fuckin' run Ukraine and have a good time and have a good country. I hate my life.
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry."-President Zelenskyy

Big ups liquid Zelensky

 

[Tism the Return]

...I mean...

Don't tell me this is the fucker in charge, don't tell me the guy with the nukes can't form a coherent sentence without facing some sort of inner existential crisis. Don't tell me this is real.

 

[Still Anonymous For This]

Wikipedia says a test batch of 100 T-14s will go out to a unit this year but only after the completion of all state tests. Perhaps they aren't involved in the fighting just yet?

Edit: Didn't see the post from @CognitiveDeficiency so forget what I just typed.

I'm sure there's some there being used for testing purposes to see how they work out compared to the newer T90s.

In the beginning of this, I thought if nothing else this war would be a good idea of how near peer-to-peer fighting has evolved since the Cold War, but every destroyed tank filmed so far is either Ukrainian or Russian depending on what your political slant is.

 

[OJ Simpson]

Oh no, it's getting even more embarrassing now. His handlers need to get him back to his bedroom for another nap.

 

[Never Scored]

He's going to lose it and call somebody fat

Reporters asking perfectly reasonable questions and Biden will not answer. He just ignored a question asking why they haven't sanctioned Putin personally.

 

[BradCarter]

What the fuck? Did he just remind himself where the war is?

 

[OG Swolemaster]

Have the Russians sent any T-14 tanks into Ukraine? I wanna see one popped so badly by some guy hiding in a bush with an ATGM

It's interesting seeing all these weapons in action

They're mostly using T-80UMs and T-72B3s.

 

[KingCoelacanth]

For everyone asking about Null's whereabouts:
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yeah he's in Western Russia Occupation Zone (formerly known as Ukraine)

 

[EAT TOMATO PASTE]

Don't tell me this is the fucker in charge, don't tell me the guy with the nukes can't form a coherent sentence without facing some sort of inner existential crisis. Don't tell me this is real.

Ya man we fucked