Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Niggaplease]

I bet Russians are panicking right now. Anonymous just declared war on them.

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sure were going to see abunch of faggots in guy fawkes masks, makind stupid youtube videos towards putin threatening meanie no no things at russia. WOWWWEEE dis gun b gud.

 

[Escaped Abortion]

Sorry for some repeats, but this is a good collection of insanity
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Okay, seems like a good time to wrap things up. I think we're done here.

God did say the next time the world ended, it would be fire, right? Much quicker than drowning, for one!

I'm a bit disappointed the radiation clouds in another post will drift right over my house, but such is life. Everyone in my hometown's just gonna be glass.

Although, at least Ukraine demanding Twitter ban Russia will bring a smile to my face at the end. That was peak modern era.

 

[BradCarter]

CNN ran into some Russian spetznaz near the Kiev airport that Ukraine claims to have fully recaptured so shockingly they may have been overstating their level of success. Is Russia in control? Were they merely pushed off the runway but its still contested? Are these guys part of a different initiative and the Ukrainians were telling the truth? We don't know but you're a moron if you take official pronouncements at face value.

Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy)

CNN's @mchancecnn and team witnessed a firefight outside Kyiv.

nitter.net

It's like 3 am in Ukraine. Do you think that bright and sunny video is recent?

 

[A_Callow_Youth]

CNN ran into some Russian spetznaz near the Kiev airport that Ukraine claims to have fully recaptured so shockingly they may have been overstating their level of success. Is Russia in control? Were they merely pushed off the runway but its still contested? Are these guys part of a different initiative and the Ukrainians were telling the truth? We don't know but you're a moron if you take official pronouncements at face value.

Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy)

CNN's @mchancecnn and team witnessed a firefight outside Kyiv.

nitter.net

Late, that broadcast is from this morning.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Tanks at Chernobyl

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Exact location, right near the shit that melted down.

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New Safe Confinement, “Opens soon”

 

[ColtWalker1847]

Accuracy is not needed that much when you can devastate a 5 mile radius with a blast.

This isn't the 60's. Bombs aren't that powerful anymore. No need. The reason Tsar Bomb and Castle Bravo with tens of megaton yield weapons like that happened was because targeting at the time was ass and using a HUGE NUKE was the only way you could be sure the target got eliminated. Newer MIRVs use pretty damn accurate 200ish kT weapons.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Radiation thing is most likely a hoax. Chatter is that someone hacked the reporting website http://saveecobot.com or that incorrect data was fed to it by the state-ran reporting agency for propaganda purposes.

 

[Stoneheart]

Could other countries step up and produce fertilizer, or does it require a natural resource that's heavily concentrated in Russia, or something like that?

(former)BASF could do it, problem is, the Natural gas price in europe is already high and pushing the chemical industry to max output would make the prices explode.
right now half the people in the supply chain are in home office getting stupid courses.

 

[Leslie Nielsen]

So let's say Ukraine survives all of this... do you think the civilians will get to keep the AK's and shit?

 

[Richardface]

Yo

Real talk, should I ... bug out?

You have to balance being out and about and exposed to the ordnance flying around vs sheltering in place. If it helps the Russians aren't going full grad storm and seem to be making some efforts to avoid civilian casualties. If you do bug out maybe head to romania/Moldova as everyone else is trying to go to Poland. Also the border guards might shoot you as a deserter if you're assigned male

 

[Random Internet Person]

Yes. It's quite infamous for its length and hazing practices.

They make you kill animals, right?

It's starting to hit the papers.

Apparently a Russian shell hit a radioactive waste repository and a significant increase in radiation had been detected, although this comes from a "Ukranian official" who spoke on the condition of anonymity.

They've also apparently taken the nuclear researchers hostage.

if this is the state of things, NUKE THE WORLD,

bruh. i wonder how it feels to be the one whos artillery strike fell short and irradiated a whole country.
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Are we going to get Real Life Fallout? Todd Howard, you’ve outdone yourself!

 

[Admiral Piett]

Where's my horrifying rating?

 

[Meat Target]

May I suggest Threads for next Movie Night?

The Day After scared me more. Ugly Britbongs getting their gooses cooked is one thing; IRL Fallout happening in Flatland, where I live, is much more sobering.

 

[Jimothy]

Fag who has read a history book checking in here

Hitler got Austria and Czechoslovakia in damn similar ways as Putin got Crimea and Belarus

this is Putins Poland, this is where the western powers will and have failed like they did in 1939.

The EU and United states could have put 200,000 ground troops on the Ukrainian border and forced Putin to invade or capitulate, either option guaranteeing the death of his regime just as a failed invasion of Poland would have spelled the end of hitlers regime

Like the third Reich the Russian federation is missing fundamental things that make even a regional hegemony long term impossible but because the western powers have refused to respond to aggression with aggression the entirety of NATO as well as the EU is RIPE for being defeated in detail.

It blows my mind hearing fellow American FAGGOTS saying they don't want American blood to be spilled for Ukraine because they sound as MONKEY GORRILA RETARED as the French who said why die for Danzig

Also any cuck who winges about nuclear war needs to read up about MAD and then shoot themselves. We didn't nuke each other in korea, nam, the Bold War or any other flashpoint so saying it would happen now is just ignorant of history

Biden and all of the western leaders will be remembered in history books with the likes of Chamberlain and Laval

I hear Ukraine accepts foreigners in their military. You can also donate to their military's patreon.
Go fucking kill yourself for a country on the other side of the world or shut up you goddamn nigger.

 

[Only A Retard Sometimes]

Fresh out of the news oven

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@Only A Retard Sometimes @Richardface
What do you guys think?

right into the newly reopened highly radioactive exclusion zone. hope they brought CBRN gear.

 

[Richardface]

Yes. It's quite infamous for its length and hazing practices.

Conscripts are forbidden from serving in foreign countries and all of Russia's manoeuvre forces (i.e. the ones that will be used in combat) are contract/volunterr

 

[Bunny Tracks]

So let's say Ukraine survives all of this... do you think the civilians will get to keep the AK's and shit?

I honestly hope they do because it's the least they'll deserve.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

I bet Russians are panicking right now. Anonymous just declared war on them.

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That's cool and all but when the fuck are Russia, China, and America going to start making their mastercomputers

 

[Pizza Munch]

So, either when it says "these ones are their own", that's just the translation being janky and she means a Ukranian, or she's trying to say that the Russians had such a murderboner for civvies that they just gunned down one of their guys who tried to stop them.

the original if someone knows what she’s saying:

 

[Random Internet Person]

So let's say Ukraine survives all of this... do you think the civilians will get to keep the AK's and shit?

I imagine it’ll be like Red Dawn where they find those owners and put them in camps. Or shoot them.