Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Kermit Jizz]

>left thread for only a couple hours
>there's more fighting here than in Ukraine
Touch grass, have sex, smoke a blunt, do something holy shit.

 

[Breadbassket]

While we have some downtime, here's a little something for the ladies in this thread.
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Here is a little something for the boys. Putin in fast car go vroom, vroom.

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

Donald Trump is a lolcow now, sugartitties.

Not as bad as the lolcow you are becoming

 

[Niggaplease]

While we have some downtime, here's a little something for the ladies in this thread.
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NGL theres something manly about a guy riding a horse shirtless..

 

[What the shit]

This thread was so nice a few hours ago. Shame.

I know right? Let me shit on Biden in peace please. I hate it when people blame my President Trump when he easily could’ve prevented all of this.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Yes. The Russia Today website is down, but I was able to find the story on their mobile app:
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Along with a website link for whenever their website comes back up:
https://www.rt.com/russia/550546-zelensky-nato-ukraine-neutrality/

I guess the real question for whether IT'S OVER depends on whether Putin is willing to discuss terms, or if at this stage, he is committed to unconditional surrender.

I don't think it will be unconditional surrender, but Russia will absolutely have the advantage in any peace talks. I think Russia's demands will be as follows.

• Crimea officially transferred to Russia due to it's strategic location
• Donbas either transferred or given independence
• A treaty forbidding Ukraine from joining any kind of military international union

Russia will probably offer a time-limited truce agreement in return with the hopes Ukraine will request it be indefinite so Russia can yield that while maintaining the other points.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Donald Trump is a lolcow now, sugartitties.

Still doesn't excuse the kindergarten-tier hot takes.

 

[Neil]

That isn't the own you believe it to be. It means Pissmaster has a life and the reverse is true for you.

Reading comprehension really is low on this subforum, isn't it? Pissmaster's only been around for 3 years, yet his post count surpasses mine. The amount of posts he made in a year is 2/3rds of the posts I've made since I joined.

That is, unless you're trying to tell me 2.5k posts a year is having a life.

lmao extrapolating this forum's cows to the real world leaders of the US and Russia, as well as ongoing political events and conflict. It's best for you to stick to moderating lolcow boards instead of giving us your hot takes on politics, sweetie.

>he says, posting on the politics subforum of a lolcow forum

 

[Richardface]

Jesus Christ this war is so fucking slow and gay, after yesterday's fireworks.

Now its like omg look at this lone soldier saying that he didn't want to fight or some tank blown up or some other gay shit. Plus most of the clips like like 30 seconds long or something and in very shitty and grainy footage when most smartphones at this point can broadcast in 1080p.

I wonder what would KF and Twitter been like during World War 1 or World War 2 preferably during Stalingrad lol.

The Christmas after Stalingrad fell German radio faked a Christmas message from the city

Thats war propaganda folks don't believe anything you hear and only half of what you see

 

[Weppers]

Donald Trump is a lolcow now, sugartitties.

Please go be a faggot somewhere else.

 

[Meat Target]

weeks to months at a time of being bored and half mad from tedium and shitty conditions, broken up by occasional moments of sheer terror and stress, followed by more tedium.

Or, if you're the Marines from Generation Kill, the moments of terror are followed by dick jokes.

 

[Protistology]

Regarding the human element post Cold War, being a missiler was probably one of the worst jobs you could have as an officer. No flying cool aircraft, no research where you had an office to bullshit with or going out to lunch, just a deep dimly lit hole. With the officer being in charge of nuclear weapons you mixed in binges of watching what you had recorded or now on steaming with studying for fairly regular exams.
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I heard there was also weekly launch drills at random times, so if there was a real launch order the silo team wouldn't know until after they killed millions of people.

 

[Chandelier]

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Tumblr reacts to the situation in Ukraine

Holy fuck, troons really are the stupidest beings on earth.

"Yeah my country is being taken over and my people sanctioned BUT I CAN'T GET MY LIFE SAVING HORMONES WAHHH"

Any thought to the ordinary people who can't get medicine, Aiden?

Boy do I have the clip for you.

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Leave it to Telegram to give you the goods.

However, it isn't to the level of 'babies in incubators' yet. THAT will get people to sign up.

Maybe.

The logic is mentally retarded and makes absolutely zero sense. Putin has talked about Ukraine forever and he saw Trump as so weak and incompetent, he does nothing, but pounces on Ukraine 1 year into Biden's presidency because he is scared of what exactly? Biden told him no troops in Ukraine, he gives Putin a list of US installations Putin isn't allowed to hack, gives him the greenlight for Nordstream 2, Biden's party filibusters the sanctioning of the pipeline, only for Biden to sanction it two days ago. Putin looks across the table at Biden and sees a demented old man who has nothing going on between the ears. He couldn't get a read on Trump and what Trump would do, how do I know this? It was leaked that Xi and Putin said as much, that they didn't know what Trump would do or was capable of.

I don't think Putin saw Trump as weak, but unpredictable. Not exactly a pushover but reckless, and reckless men can do crazy shit. That's why NK backed off the sabre rattling because they were dealing with a man as 'unstable' as Kim Jong Un. Then again I'm not a shitlib so I can at least see reason.

However Biden has been in power in politics for decades. One country he helped destroy was Serbia, a long time friend and ally of Russia. So Putin would have seen what he did there and tested the waters ever since. Biden oversaw and approved multiple wars, including Iraq, and now that he's President, he cannot even remember approving any of them.

So shitlibs and Dems now have to contend with a man who barely knows where he is fumbling an international response to a nation he has repeatedly provoked with his rhetoric. Trump had 'mean tweets', but Biden destroyed Serbia and created Kosovo with the Clintons. Biden is on tape saying he will go out of his way to break the very fabric of Serbian society. He doesn't have that drive anymore.

Corporate media and shills like Rachel Maddow and the Military Industrial Complex NeoCons he has every in his cabinet will apply damage control, calling him bright and clever and whatnot, but chances are Kiev will be taken within a week and the Ukrainians might put up a fight but not the door-to-door war that was expected of the Afghans. Many don't want war. They might just give up.

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

https://twitter.com/PhilipWegmann/status/1496981768938745870

>Doubling down, Deputy National Security Advisor and Deputy NEC Director, Daleep Singh says "our measures were not designed to disrupt in any way the current flow of energy from Russia to the world."

ABSOLUTELY

ZERO

BALLS

 

[WD-40]

Another video of the failed attack on Antonov Airport from earlier, this time showing Ka-52 Alligators and Mi-8AMTSh enroute to Kiev.

https://twitter.com/aviation07101/status/1496954318674706434

Kharkiv subway station, earlier today.

https://twitter.com/michaelh992/status/1496914004119277569

Russian GAZ Tigr destroyed by an anti-tank rocket near Kharkiv.

https://twitter.com/UAWeapons/status/1496827765462646784

Aftermath of a shelling in Donetsk where a hospital was hit, 4 killed and 10 injured.

https://twitter.com/UAWeapons/status/1496856011361116165

According to OP, the surviving fragments show it was "a 9N123K submunition warhead that holds 50 9N24 HE submunitions...delivered with Tochka/Tochka-U tactical ballistic missile systems."

 

[Toothpaste]

Jesus Christ this war is so fucking slow and gay, after yesterday's fireworks.

Now its like omg look at this lone soldier saying that he didn't want to fight or some tank blown up or some other gay shit. Plus most of the clips like like 30 seconds long or something and in very shitty and grainy footage when most smartphones at this point can broadcast in 1080p.

I wonder what would KF and Twitter been like during World War 1 or World War 2 preferably during Stalingrad lol.

It's night. Go chill. Even the Ukrainians are just chilling right now.



Come back in four or so hours when the fireworks start again.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Still doesn't excuse the kindergarten-tier hot takes.

Lol what I don't get is these speds coming into white knight Biden when he's barely even been talked about in the thread outside of a few memes.

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

Reading comprehension really is low on this subforum,

You sound more and more like a Redditor the more you give these smug Reddit pseudo intellectual type of comebacks.

 

[Stoneheart]

Real war is slow and gay. It's not Call of Duty. Most of it is "hurry up and wait".

Real war is very fast. a spearhead of tanks and IFVs breaking the line and flooding the space behind in hours.

It took 1 month for Germany to take Poland in WWII.

with horses, no real tanks and a lack of bullets...

 

[Leslie Nielsen]

Still doesn't excuse the kindergarten-tier hot takes.

I love the weird ass deflection. Make one of the worst hot takes in a long time and defend yourself by bringing up Trump being a lolcow? Fuckin' weird.