Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Richardface]

According to a BBC reporter, a discussion with a Russian diplomat after the reporter asked how he was doing.

"I don't know how to respond to this question," he texted back. "I am disgusted with myself, I am sick with myself. I am ashamed that we all partially let this happen... We all lied... How can there be forgiveness for us?"

Did the reporter or the diplomat say that

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

According to a BBC reporter, a discussion with a Russian diplomat after the reporter asked how he was doing.

"I don't know how to respond to this question," he texted back. "I am disgusted with myself, I am sick with myself. I am ashamed that we all partially let this happen... We all lied... How can there be forgiveness for us?"

I would be disgusted if I reported BBC too

Imagine making news about black cocks

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

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The thing I love about those posts besides the fact that the never happened is the assumption that we should give two shits what seven year olds think of complex geopolitical situations like there’s a kernel of wisdom in it.

 

[Breadbassket]

Liveuamap Update:

The Russians have definitely pushed past whatever was waiting for them above Crimea.

 

[HumptyDumpty]

>Air raid sirens going off in Kiev
>Missiles could start landing at any moment
>People still obeying traffic laws and driving more sensibly than Shaniquahs in the West

 

[Richardface]

Also Biden will announce his supreme court pick tomorrow so we can all hopefully forget about this terrible misunderstanding!!!

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Translated Snake Island exchange here.
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In the year 1592, the Korean fortress of Dongnae was besieged by invading Japanese. Poised to take the fortress and massacre everyone inside, the Japanese delivered the Korean prefect a message, demanding to be allowed to pass through the lands that the fortress protected.

The prefect, Song Sang-hyeon, replied: "It is easy for me to die, but difficult to let you pass." The Japanese killed him and butchered the fortress's defenders, but Korea has never forgotten him.

I hope that Snake Island eventually bears a monument to these fine soldiers and their grim defiance, as well. Regardless of who winds up holding it.

 

[draggs]

Something like 3/4 of mutts are unfit for military service. Even if they did a draft they wouldn't get much.

If there were a draft, that 3/4 would be kept in basic until they shaped up physically or washed out from their bodies getting broked

 

[Meat Target]

Something like 3/4 of mutts are unfit for military service. Even if they did a draft they wouldn't get much.

Even among the ranks, there's too much obesity. There was a report released some years ago called Too Fat to Fight.

 

[CarlosDanger]

If Putin says he will gas all the furries, he would have my undying support.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Its not Arch though.

I started off with Gentoo. Played around with it on-and-off for about a year, learned a lot about the inner workings of GNU/Linux, and then, when the time came to actually make the switch, I decided to go with something that just werks. I don't actually like rolling releases (thanks, Microsoft).

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SIRENS GOING OFF

 

[Prosphora]

In the year 1592, the Korean fortress of Dongnae was besieged by invading Japanese. Poised to take the fortress and massacre everyone inside, the Japanese delivered the Korean prefect a message, demanding to be allowed to pass through the lands that the fortress protected.

The prefect, Song Sang-hyeon, replied: "It is easy for me to die, but difficult to let you pass." The Japanese killed him and butchered the fortress's defenders, but Korea has never forgotten him.

I hope that Snake Island eventually bears a monument to these fine soldiers and their grim defiance, as well. Regardless of who winds up holding it.

Lol lmao NATO or Russia wil destroy any monument to their bravery when they need to "cool off tensions"

 

[mr.moon1488]

If Putin says he will gas all the furries, he would have my undying support.

Russia considers officially branding LGBT+ groups and furries as ‘extremists’​

Russia considers officially branding LGBT+ groups and furries as ‘extremists’

LGBT+ groups in Russia should be designated as “extremist” organisations, an influential government figure has said.

uk.news.yahoo.com

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

If Putin says he will gas all the furries, he would have my undying support.

I hope he especially gasses @JohnDoe

 

[A_Callow_Youth]

Something like 3/4 of mutts are unfit for military service. Even if they did a draft they wouldn't get much.

A fair amount of that is minor shit like having ever broken a bone, and would get waved in a heartbeat if they went to a draft.

 

[LUNEKO]

Also Biden will announce his supreme court pick tomorrow so we can all hopefully forget about this terrible misunderstanding!!!

If anything that's a blessing for him, just slip in the pick and have no one question it until Ukraine is over, and by then they would probably be in already

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

If Putin says he will gas all the furries, he would have my undying support.

Glory to the motherland comrades. May the light of Christ help us remove the degenerate filth.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

To everyone who is worried or knows some retard who is worried about the draft, let us look at it.

First of all, this is what must be reached for a draft to occur.

• Congress and the president authorize a draft: The president claims a crisis has occurred which requires more troops than the volunteer military can supply. Congress passes and the president signs legislation which revises the Military Selective Service Act to initiate a draft for military manpower.
• The lottery: A lottery based on birthdays determines the order in which registered men are called up by Selective Service. The first to be called, in a sequence determined by the lottery, will be men whose 20th birthday falls during the calendar year the induction takes place, followed, if needed, by those aged 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 19 and 18 year olds (in that order).
• All parts of the Selective Service System are activated: The agency activates and orders its state directors and Reserve Force officers to report for duty.
• Physical, mental and moral evaluation of registrants: Registrants with low lottery numbers receive examination orders and are ordered to report for a physical, mental, and moral evaluation at a military entrance processing station (MEPS) to determine whether they are fit for military service. Once he is notified of the results of the evaluation, a registrant will be given 10 days to file a claim for exemption, postponement, or deferment.
• Local and appeal boards activated and induction notices sent: Local and appeal boards will begin processing registrant claims/appeals. Those who passed the military evaluation will receive induction orders. An inductee will have 10 days to report to a local MEPS for induction.
• First draftees are inducted: According to current plans, Selective Service must deliver the first inductees to the military within 193 days from the onset of a crisis.

That first part I bolded is the death sentence.

The part in red is the next death sentence.

Well, let's look at 2019 recruitment (Mind you, according to Army Times and Military dot Com, the numbers went to shit last year)
Regular Army (RA): 68,185 (100% of 68,000 goal)
Army Reserve (AR): 15,304 (98% of 15,600 goal)
Special Operations Recruiting Battalion: 6083 (96% of 6363 goal)
Warrant Officers: 1,888 (140% of 1,347 goal)
Medical Mission: 2021 (106.59% of 1896goal)
Chaplains: 356 (108% of 330 goal)

Well, that puts a lie to the red part.

BUT, let's get into the real meat of things. The honest shit. You might not want to hear this, and neither is the hysterical retard who you're trying to reassure won't be drafted because they have a Groot Funco pop lodged in their ass.

THE MILITARY DOESN'T WANT CONSCRIPTS!

Conscripts are stupid, lazy, unmotivated, hard to train, and incompetent.

This isn't the King James time. Hell, it isn't even The 'Nam with McNamara's Retards.

The modern military is complex as shit, and it's easier than fuck to get thrown out. No longer is it "Hand the retard the rifle and put him on the line." It hasn't been for 40 fucking years.

Infantry and other line slime jobs are complex as fuck, and as much as the line slime faggots like to fuck with REMFs, the critical REMF jobs require dedication, skill, training, motivation, and most of all, you have to work your ass off, even in peace time when the infantry is picking up cigarettes and the tankers are jerking off to loli porn.

You need the guy next to you to WANT to be there, to know, at least in the back of his head, that he volunteered for this shit.

There's a SHITLOAD of training that goes on beyond SHARP and DIE briefings. You need people who will pay attention, who WANT to know this shit, who are motivated to learn it and learn it well.

A conscript is a retard who is trying to escape as soon as he can.

You can't trust him.

Nobody in modern military WANTS a draft, because there's enough retards in the service and we can't ask the crayon eating ballsweat huffing Marines to take all of them.

It would be cheaper to offer better signup bonuses then to start the draft, and less political suicide.

Finally, the real problem isn't the draft.

It's how much of military operations have been turned over to civilians who are not going to go any where near a real war.

But no, neither you nor that retard screeching on Tik Tok while dancing with a dragon dildo shoved in their ass are getting drafted.

You aren't worth the trouble.

 

[black petal]

It's nice to know people this manly still exist

they don't though.

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

Russia considers officially branding LGBT+ groups and furries as ‘extremists’​

Russia considers officially branding LGBT+ groups and furries as ‘extremists’

LGBT+ groups in Russia should be designated as “extremist” organisations, an influential government figure has said.

uk.news.yahoo.com

wtf I'm pro-russia now