Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Imagine if we had social media during WWII. The U.S. would have immediately descended into a huge scrum between the people who supported the U.S. against Hitler, the people who supported Hitler against the U.S., the people who believed Hitler was secretly American, the people who believed munitions manufacturers secretly caused the whole thing to drive up profits, and the people who believed the war wasn't actually happening and was just a big staged event. We wouldn't remember the war with images from the invasion of Normandy, the Yalta Conference and V-J Day celebrations in Times Square. Instead, it'd just be an endless sea of delusional morons yelling at each other on Twitter.

At the beginning it was called the phony war. A lot of people would be sad how lame it was for a bit.

 

[mofu mofo]

What the good snowslavs are passing around on social media. Don't know what it says, I don't speak savage, but I can guess.

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Haven't tried it but I expect you'd need to put something like a chunk of rail track through the tank tracks to break them...

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

If Ukraine really wanted to traumatize the Russian soldiers they'd leave behind furry vore art for them to find.

 

[Groundbreaking-maize]

And some faggot posting endless tardrage.

I hear that the real Biden family jewels were inside you all along.

 

[OJ Simpson]

Same as always. People screaming about jews, people screaming about NATO, people screaming about the lost treasure of the Biden family, and people screaming that orange man would for some reason have prevented this in their chosen reality.

And a few crybabies upset that innocent little uwkwaine is getting boolied.

 

[LaxerBRO]

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https://twitter.com/TheLeadCNN/status/1497359841836290052

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This is the most Jewish thing I've heard all day.

Okay...that is too much bullshit. If that was the Russian plan then the below applies:

 

[The Ugly One]

Its not spelt that way either by Russians or Ukrainians. After Ukraine seperated from the Soviet Union in the 1990s, a bunch of Academics did a project where they created a new
set of rules for translating words into English. The rules they selected led to the English spelling changing to Kyiv. There is no grand historic basis for "Kyiv" and its no more "correct"
than Kiev was. You could spell it ten different ways and all of them would be equally correct.

But changing how words are translated into English is something that nationalists always do as sort of a show of strength. It makes them feel good about themselves for
some reason.

Western academics aren't nationalists. They change up the spelling of foreign words every generation or two to make themselves look smart, and give midwits a season lord over the plebs how enlightened they are for not using the backward, racist, xenophobic spelling from the Before Times. For example, if you still spell it "Peking," you're a racist.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Based

 

[ArthuriusMartyrius]

What the good snowslavs are passing around on social media. Don't know what it says, I don't speak savage, but I can guess.

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>using molotov cocktails against fucking tanks

Even the Finns realized this shit didn't work in 1940 and they invented the fucking things.

 

[Groundbreaking-maize]

And a few crybabies upset that innocent little uwkwaine is getting boolied.

I really hit a nerve with that one.

 

[Yuri_]

But Marge, that little guy hasn't done anything yet. Look at him. He's gonna do something, and you know it's gonna be good!

 

[The Periodic Gamer]

Haven't tried it but I expect you'd need to put something like a chunk of rail track through the tank tracks to break them...

The hope, I'm willing to bet, is that they are trying to soak the exhaust with burning jellied gasoline in hopes the tank will overheat, resulting in a mission kill. Theoretically, it can work. Practically, the tank is likely to shrug it off and douse you with a nice stream of machine gun fire.

 

[GuntPunt]

Found this but it's from a hardcore Russiaboo, so take this with a massive grain of salt.View attachment 3018544

Should just post the source instead of going of "I said so."

I feel like 99% of what we hear of each side is complete bullshit. "1 billion fuckin' ugly reds dead" tier shit from Ukraine and "they're giving up" from Russia.

 

[Sithis]

Instructions on how to make, use and where to throw molotov cocktails?

Essentially yes. I can't read snownigger cryptics either but I assume it's probably for some form of modified Molotov, perhaps with something added in to make the mixture stick, plus instructions on where to strike on tanks to immobilize them. Also lol at the pictograph of the armored trooper on fire.

Problem I can see is they still seem to be using a wicked version which requires ignition of the fuel. A few household chems and it's not that hard to make one that requires no ignition and will ignite itself based on chemical reaction, silly snowniggers.

 

[BradCarter]

What the good snowslavs are passing around on social media. Don't know what it says, I don't speak savage, but I can guess.

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First one says beat the rear track with a heavy object. Normal Molotov the engine. Hit titanium pieces with molotovs mixed with tar.

Second one just gives formulas, how to mix and how to throw

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

Not checked this thread in like six hours, anyone catch me up?

This is the only post you'll want to see.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

What the good snowslavs are passing around on social media. Don't know what it says, I don't speak savage, but I can guess.

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First line begins: "This is what you post when you want glowies to take down Null's site for hosting instructions on engaging in terrorism not in minecraft"

 

[Strix454]

Not checked this thread in like six hours, anyone catch me up?

- The Ukrainians have killed a hundred Billion russian soldiers now
- The Russians discovered that dirty Ukranian soldiers living in basements are serious collectors of nazi memorabilia which they keep clean and in pristine condition.
- NATO is having a meeting about deciding to deploy the rapid deployment forces that they have already deployed.
- Russia is playing hot and cold flirting with Ukraine over negotiations.
- There was a vote in the UN security council. Russia (surprise) used its veto against the resolution. China, India and the UAE abstained in the vote.
- Joe Biden's dog, per his Twitter account, is having a good day.

 

[Coccxys]

Also an interesting thought experiment: after this current unpleasantness is over, Russia lines up all these troops against the Baltics and Poland and says sanction end or war. How do you think the Western elite will react to being called on their bullshit?

NATO says "do it faggots" and Russia either backs down or finds out that Poland actually has a reasonable military which will be backed up by Western logistics and supplies.

 

[Socrates]

Not checked this thread in like six hours, anyone catch me up?

Ruskies are in kiev for real now. Some light skirmishing last time we were updated. Most of the livestreams are down now. If you believe Ukrainian sources they've been turning the Russian air support into swiss cheese, apparently they downed a russian transport with 150+ paratroopers on board. Other than that the internet battle rages on with jingoist retards continuing to swallow up any little scrap of propaganda that fits their preconceived notions as possible and screech at eachother like shit flinging apes. Oh yeah and hunter clinton found the covid factory or something? Idk things have gotten stupid again the last 5 or 6 pages.