Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[cybertoaster]

Whats up with that plane?

 

[дядя Боря]

Whatever slav nigger, kill yourselves, burn the bodies, I don't care, just keep us out of it. It's propaganda to get the United States public behind any military action against Russia and let me tell you we are all tapped out.

lol, I embrace suffering, but this shit is weak sauce. I guarantee you that you'll off yourself way before I even consider it, neighbor.

Also, stupid you for believing that your (or mine) little vote/opinion matters, especially at this point.

What a lot of you women (with and without penises) don't realize, that in a little time the suffering level will go up. It's like locking yourself in a room of a burning building trying to escape the flames.

... no worries, I am ready with memes when my fellow burgers hide and seek in body bags.

 

[Dave_Ph]

Ukraine is handing every man woman and child a rifle. So yea, this might happen. Can't wait for the media coverage of entire Ukranian families being wiped out

This is same administration that told you Russia had a kill list for LGBTQICREFF+
And if the Russians said it they are absolutely not playing psych games.
If they do. It wins wars. See Afghanistan

 

[The Periodic Gamer]

First line begins: "This is what you post when you want glowies to take down Null's site for hosting instructions on engaging in terrorism not in minecraft"

Ah. *ahem*. Glowies, this is for historical purposes only.

Mods, if you have to take it down, sorry.

 

[Aidan]

Haven't tried it but I expect you'd need to put something like a chunk of rail track through the tank tracks to break them...

Nicholas "The Chieftain" Moran has talked about US WW2 research on disabling tanks by sticking stuff in the tracks and the short answer is "It doesn't work," Someone should fix that graphic for those Ukrainians before they got losing a limb.

 

[Corpun]

NATO says "do it faggots" and Russia either backs down or finds out that Poland actually has a reasonable military which will be backed up by Western logistics and supplies.

This. Ukraine isn't in NATO which is why Putin is flexing hard. This flex might be a double edged sword though since the poles and balts will now want more NATO gibs.

I see tards on Twitter demanding Finaldna dn Seden end their neutrality and join NATO so Russia backs down but that is normal Twitter autism not understanding geopolitics or real politics.

 

[mr.moon1488]

What the good snowslavs are passing around on social media. Don't know what it says, I don't speak savage, but I can guess.

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Looks like they're telling people to aim molotovs at the driver and engine compartments of tanks. I don't know what they're indicating regarding the tracks, but given how they have the drive wheel circled, I'm guessing it's some idea for detracking the tank.

 

[Pissmaster]

Disagree, plus the encryption would still be in effect if you got the drives. Russia is actually good at being 1337 h4x0r5 and have always been in Ukrainian networks, even the ISPs from which they can "swim" anywhere. They can yoink encrypted files back to the motherland over the net and try to decrypt them and full-disk encryption is irrelevant for a remote hacker.
I don't know I just think "omg they'll find the hunter biden files!!" is retarded, especially considering how much time the relevant contacts have to just DFE.

It's easier in general to hack something when the local machine is in the same room you are, than it is to hack something over the internet. Proper firewalling and permissions and all that gay shit stops being a factor when you're dealing with local hardware, of course. I don't know a thing about how all their shit's set up, but there's obviously a reason why one would go into the country and take the physical hardware instead of just firing up NordVPN and Telnetting into ukrainesecretdox.sneed/dontopenthisfolder:23

 

[Groundbreaking-maize]

NATO says "do it faggots" and Russia either backs down or finds out that Poland actually has a reasonable military which will be backed up by Western logistics and supplies.

If I was in charge of Poland I would have the entire army up against the Russian border at all times since the nineties.

 

[Oxous]

The hope, I'm willing to bet, is that they are trying to soak the exhaust with burning jellied gasoline in hopes the tank will overheat, resulting in a mission kill. Theoretically, it can work. Practically, the tank is likely to shrug it off and douse you with a nice stream of machine gun fire.

Primary target for a molotov against a modern tank is the air intakes. Nowadays tank commanders don't like to peer out the hatch, so they rely on cameras and sensors instead which are the other things pointed out on the diagram.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Who is the target audience? Women? Retards?

But you repeat yourself.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Also an interesting thought experiment: after this current unpleasantness is over, Russia lines up all these troops against the Baltics and Poland and says sanction end or war. How do you think the Western elite will react to being called on their bullshit?

Almost certainly all out war with Russia.

 

[ArthuriusMartyrius]

NATO says "do it faggots" and Russia either backs down or finds out that Poland actually has a reasonable military which will be backed up by Western logistics and supplies.

Poland can't even get proper ammunition for their tanks and half their nation secretly sympathizes with Russia. They'll do slightly better than Ukraine but NATO will simply bitch and scream and that's it, so Poland is fucked.

The only time NATO might actually spring into action is if Germany gets attacked. Everything east of Germany is basically privately admitted to be rightful Russian clay.

EDIT: Also, Baltics are heavily reliant on trade with Russia. For example, when the US said "stop trading with Russia" recently, Lithuania complied...and their transport industry almost shut down because of it. Now Lithuania is in the awkward position of supposedly following US orders...while not really enforcing them.

 

[BradCarter]

Whats up with that plane?
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You mean the one that landed sometime yesterday?

 

[Groundbreaking-maize]

I see tards on Twitter demanding Finaldna dn Seden end their neutrality and join NATO

What's illogical about this. Cold Response is happening soon anyway, that should be exciting these days.

 

[AnOminous]

But changing how words are translated into English is something that nationalists always do as sort of a show of strength. It makes them feel good about themselves for
some reason.

Whenever some pipsqueak country tries to do this everyone else should just declare their country's name translates to something like Land of the Garglers of Melanated Wangs.

 

[Jarch6]

Not checked this thread in like six hours, anyone catch me up?

Null is fucking DEAD, sources say a short Russian soldier with a large gunt was seen dragging his body away. Moot has taken over as forum leader but is keeping the Null moniker to honor Der feeder's memory. He's very choked up about it so please don't bring this up to him. Putin made me an honorary slav and has asked me to transcribe messages to you all; Unfortunately, I don't actually speak Russian so I have no idea what the messages he's been sending me say. Some nonsense about a Царь-бо́мба 2, I wouldn't worry about it.

What the good snowslavs are passing around on social media. Don't know what it says, I don't speak savage, but I can guess.

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I think it's a recipe for Jerk Chicken or an instruction manual on how to repair a microwave oven.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Not checked this thread in like six hours, anyone catch me up?

More talk, less action.

 

[K-Hole]

Putin prepares to use 'father of all bombs' as Ukraine fights advance

They fear Vladimir Putin could resort to high-power thermobaric weapons - dubbed the 'father of all bombs' - as brave Ukrainians resist.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Zelensky says Putin will launch full-scale assault on Kyiv TONIGHT

Volodymyr Zelensky, the president of Ukraine, on Friday night told his citizens to brace themselves for a likely attack on the capital Kyiv overnight, as Russia moves to encircle the city.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Freezard]

Also an interesting thought experiment: after this current unpleasantness is over, Russia lines up all these troops against the Baltics and Poland and says sanction end or war. How do you think the Western elite will react to being called on their bullshit?

Empty bluff. Same trick doesn't work twice, especially when all the missiles have been launched and sanctions have raped the tech sector for producing more fancy slavshit. Also I'd say that Putin declaring war on NATO is completely against his interests. Instead of going against a relatively internationally isolated country who he can outmatch one on one, he'd be painting a target on every hole from multiple directions and going "please fuck me here." He's not a retard, he knows how that ends even without nukes involved somehow.