Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Breadbassket]

>playing as a Serb knight or a Polish Hussar while slaughtering literally thousands of Ottoman Turks to the tune of some bitchin' guitar riffs
I need it and I want it! Now!

It will either be that or Alexander Nevsky fighting Teutonic Knights

 

[Johnny Salami]

>smart, rational character visibly separated from the rest of the family, holding on to the tiniest corner of the flag for plausible deniability
What did Matt Groening mean by this?

>abandons (((Christianity)))
Lisa is redpilled on the Jews

 

[BradCarter]

Pornhub really taking it to the Russians, ya sure that will show them!
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This is actually an attack on Ukraine. You now have a bunch of armed, sexually frustrated young Russian men sieging cities. Historically that's always been bad for women.

 

[Ducks Sorted in a Row]

This might be satire but knowing Reddit I don’t think it is.

AFAIK all of the r/LoveFor subreddits are troll subreddits created by r/drama users

 

[mofu mofo]

My carb caught on fire lots of times when we were adjusting the air/fuel mix, it was fine.

How well did the engine run while the carb was on fire? Am genuinely curious since you can extrapolate how well a Molotov actually works from that.

 

[Vindeo]

Pornhub really taking it to the Russians, ya sure that will show them!
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Putin is done for. i seriously don’t see Putin recovering from this one.

 

[Groundbreaking-maize]

Pornhub really taking it to the Russians, ya sure that will show them!
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Just make it all gay, the problem will solve itself.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Cool, so big daddy Poo could invade the US on the same premise and you'd be just fine with it.

What are you even talking about? I know you're just here to bait but at least put a little effort into it.

 

[Titos]

I haven't been keeping up with this shit, I've been paying attention to more important things like Elden Ring. Are there any estimates on how many disgusting Kievan Rus' monkeys have died yet? Don't care which side, they're both a pox on this earth.

 

[Mothra1988]

Ukraine has the support of Homer Simpson
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Hollyweird just needs to stay out of this shit. Let the grown ups talk about it instead of these sheltered millioanaires. Their takes are only composed of cringe that hurts their own cause.

 

[Emperor Pupienus]

Ukraine has the support of Homer Simpson
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How will Russiabros ever recover from this?

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Based
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So they didn't change their prior position at all, this isn't the owning that people think it is. It's a warning for Israel to consider its steps carefully.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

Ukraine has the support of Homer Simpson
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"Marge, the least you could do is be funny."

 

[Johnny Salami]

Pornhub really taking it to the Russians, ya sure that will show them!
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They really want me to side with Russia

 

[Dave_Ph]

Cool, so big daddy Poo could invade the US on the same premise and you'd be just fine with it.

If he's coming to save the white people I'm in

 

[All Cops Are Based]

Ukraine has the support of Homer Simpson
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They had a million potential visual gags about Marge having the same color scheme as the flag and they just... stuck the flag behind her and said good enough. The absolute state of zombie simpsons

 

[Groundbreaking-maize]

What are you even talking about? I know you're just here to bait but at least put a little effort into it.

"Separatist mongoloids trying to split Ukraine have been treated poorly and must be liberated"

"Asians in the US have been treated poorly and must be liberated"

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Disagree, plus the encryption would still be in effect if you got the drives. Russia is actually good at being 1337 h4x0r5 and have always been in Ukrainian networks, even the ISPs from which they can "swim" anywhere. They can yoink encrypted files back to the motherland over the net and try to decrypt them and full-disk encryption is irrelevant for a remote hacker.
I don't know I just think "omg they'll find the hunter biden files!!" is retarded, especially considering how much time the relevant contacts have to just DFE.

Hugely depends on the encryption type and method. Yes, direct attacks on against modern encryption are hard, but it depends on doing it right.

Is data encryption at rest or only in transit? Full disk? Hardware or software? Secure crypto module or through OS? Is it vulnerable to cold boot attacks?

The security of encryption depends on a lot more than just the math. Are the Ukrainians any good at that sort of thing? I have no fucking idea.

 

[Soycast Guy]

Pornhub really taking it to the Russians, ya sure that will show them!
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Sexy porn sexy cum porn cum cum sexy sex tits ass cum

 

[Shidoen]

Pornhub really taking it to the Russians, ya sure that will show them!
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Bread and Circuses, except I don't think Putin is gonna get the noose in that case.