Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[MrJokerRager]

How will Russiabros ever recover from this?

Ukrainebros can keep a retard running a nuclear power plant since Ukrainians are retards at running nuclear power plants.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

I'm not saying Bush/Obama foreign policy is innocent, since stuf like Iraq and Libya were a huge fuck-up, but the jihadis picked a fight with the US

Saddam Hussein's Iraq was the enemy of jihadis, and had nothing to do with Norm-11. The Afghanistan invasion was supposedly about finding Osama, but lasted for 10 years after Osama - who was in Pakistan, not Afghanistan - was killed. Pakistan still receives billions from the US government, lol. The US government was more or less openly arming and supporting the jihadis in Libya and Syria, while bombing the shit out of the governments of those countries so jihadis could take over.

 

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

Ukraine has the support of Homer Simpson
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Things actually showing support: Poland
Things "showing" support: The Simpsons, Paris, Dallas, Berlin, and a few other dozen cities.

 

[Breadbassket]

I haven't been keeping up with this shit, I've been paying attention to more important things like Elden Ring. Are there any estimates on how many disgusting Kievan Rus' monkeys have died yet? Don't care which side, they're both a pox on this earth.

Casualty figures have no hope of being accurate at this time. The Ukrainians keep reporting high kill counts while the Russians on the other hand are reporting on nothing (if they are reporting it definitely isn't making its way to the West) , possibly to maintain operations security.

 

[Shidoen]

Ukrainebros can keep a retard running a nuclear power plant since Ukrainians are retards at running nuclear power plants.

To be fair, the Soviets didn't really give a shit about most of Russia and they certainly didn't care about areas outside Russia. That poor infrastructure is a staple of communism.

 

[BradCarter]

Ukrainebros can keep a retard running a nuclear power plant since Ukrainians are retards at running nuclear power plants.

Umm akctually Homer is the safety inspector

 

[Hüftpriester]

"Separatist mongoloids trying to split Ukraine have been treated poorly and must be liberated"

"Asians in the US have been treated poorly and must be liberated"

The correct analogy would be Mexicans in Southern California are getting shelled by the US govt so Mexico decided to step in and annex that part of the country to liberate their people.

 

[Kickster]

- so looks like grand plan for each side is: Russia intends slow and steady occupation keeping infrastructure intact and civilian resentment and international condemnation low; Ukraine knows they are lost so all efforts are into encouraging international intervention (which neatly parallels what the Russians are trying to avoid showing leadership on both sides have come to same conclusion on what determines victory)

Also an interesting thought experiment: after this current unpleasantness is over, Russia lines up all these troops against the Baltics and Poland and says sanction end or war. How do you think the Western elite will react to being called on their bullshit?

>russia is scared shitless of triggering international involvement and is being extra carefull minimizing casaualties to avoid it
>yeah russia could totally put troops on nato borders threatening war if sanctions are not lifted and not get obliterated

I think you should pick one

 

[OJ Simpson]

Pornhub self-banning their degeneracy in Russia. Really hitting them where it hurts with that one. Next thing you know, planned parenthood will refuse to open clinics there!

 

[theshep]

An act of desperation for the Russians?

 

[Jasper2K]

Putin holding the world at nuclear gun point. I would call his bluff and say do it nigger. If he fires first guess we are headed to a post apocalyptic world. Better than being a faggot letting elmo do what he wants. Too bad most of the world is cucked beyond belief.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Could you imagine the global outrage if they used the Tsar?
That thing shattered windows up to 560 miles away. It would erase Chernobyl right along with it

Stop, I haven't been able to finish Battle for Hoover Dam since this started, just freaks me out.

lol, I embrace suffering, but this shit is weak sauce. I guarantee you that you'll off yourself way before I even consider it, neighbor.

Also, stupid you for believing that your (or mine) little vote/opinion matters, especially at this point.

What a lot of you women (with and without penises) don't realize, that in a little time the suffering level will go up. It's like locking yourself in a room of a burning building trying to escape the flames.

... no worries, I am ready with memes when my fellow burgers hide and seek in body bags.

That's a lot words to say "no u!". I don't think you understand most Americans have no fucking idea where the Ukraine and Russia are on a map and could care less if every single slav nigger was vaporized, either by us (not likely) or because some slav imbecile with the shakes from missing his vodka ration causes Chernobyl to go critical and wipes it off the face of the Earth. Outside your AO no one cares and if they do it's because they're pissed gas and food went up again. This isn't hyperbole, it's fact.

 

[RandomTwitterGuy]

Read Russia's military doctrine 2010. They had already outlined several precursors to engage with NATO directly, in the case of the Russian state feeling threatened by the former. The entire idea is to basically be able to steam-roll the former satellite states and then hold the world at nuclear gunpoint.

They already do that. Russia has threatened my nation with invasion and Nukes from when I was a kid. I don't remember a time when Russia was not trying to threaten us one way or the other and if it comes down to it and my nation will not be defended. Then shit will get ugly and I hope that I can do some damage before I die. Now I will most likely die like a bitch, but fuck man.

 

[33l]

Self-banning your degeneracy in Russia. Really hitting them where it hurts with that one. Next thing you know, planned parenthood will refuse to open clinics there!

Russia's massive sex trafficking and abortion economy will hopefully survive this.

 

[Groundbreaking-maize]

Pornhub self-banning their degeneracy in Russia. Really hitting them where it hurts with that one. Next thing you know, planned parenthood will refuse to open clinics there!

Aboition is moider!

 

[Happy Fish]

Pornhub really taking it to the Russians, ya sure that will show them!
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Won't forcing their men to go on nofap make them stronger?

 

[Richardface]

Jack Detsch (@JackDetsch)

NEW: Russia has only deployed around one-third of its amassed forces into Ukraine, US officials said today, with the invasion still in early phases. Experts told @ak_mack & me Russia is likely to try to control Ukraine's skies before sending more troops...

nitter.net

 

[Coccxys]

Things actually showing support: Poland
Things "showing" support: The Simpsons, Paris, Dallas, Berlin, and a few other dozen cities.

The long tradition of pretending that virtue signalling is actually helping has finally become so ingrained some people actually believe it.

 

[Pissmaster]

Pornhub really taking it to the Russians, ya sure that will show them!
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[xXx: State of the Union]

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An act of desperation for the Russians?

Sounds more like CNN bullshitting to me, but who knows