DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Pandalee’s Tits]

he is honestly extremely pathetic

might be the most sad whale out of all of them... at least Jeff is an actual engineer with a well paying job.

Another whale who despite getting chased off and chewed out by Phil and 99% of his chatters, just can't stay away because they have nothing else whatsoever going for them

And Jeff was married once.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

He sucks at any game that's not the shitty port of Super Turbo. I guess he's okay at SF3 against bad players. Once he faces someone decent he gets bodied. He won't attend evo he's too much a pussy leave his house these days.

Strip him of his 4th place win, strip away all of his "knowedge" on the FGC and his constant mention of his lackluster win, and you get a shitty gamer who would got lucky if he was tolerable next to John and Howard

If he pocketed the Project7 like he scammed the same way he wouldn't be where he is right now, he would have been trashed right into the dirt of obscurity and never thought of again as a gamer, John and Howard would have called him out on social media and literally bashed the shit out of him and properly tarnished his rep for good

Time and time again I will always go by this statement that is:

Phil is a man of No Culture

He "may" have Italian, Polish and whatever mongrelization of genes mixed in, but in truth he is just another lazy, fat and entitled Yank who got lucky with earning 6 figure annual salary with none of the backbone and sheer enjoyment of the games and especially the business of now what is being a content creator

Nothing in his life interests him other than money, he will leech off of other cultures but mostly about food, simply to fill the trough up again and again delivered to hkm by hand just so he doesn't have to move or exit the PigPen

He finds D&B music to sound the same while he was playing GTA 3 and the legendary MSX FM station, he finds nothing interesting if you mentioned a dark comedy like I did and literally my profile is of that show... And nothing...

His interest is money, being fat and lazy, scamming his retard audience, complaining about metrics when it suits him and still demand growth but still haemorrhage views and income too, it's literally like DTRH narrated that Phil's career is just tanking and tanking and he isn't bothering to evolve with the times

Like any business, or streamer, or even the fucking GodTier farms must want to know who uses their service (for KF this is an exception but see where I go with this), it's really all market research, as many companies do to find out who is their target audience, if they are actually going in that trajectory of that customer base as well as finding newer sources too, and what Phil found out is that his audience and fans are literal fucking wheelchairs...

He must have felt cringe when he was tagged on Twitter all those years ago and asked himself why does he attract the down and outs, the physically and mentally disabled morahns and wonder why he isn't like the top tier streamers who get sponsors, intellectuals and people genuinely happy with donating lots of money

And finally yet here he is, demanding support based on a new (well now a solid release) of Elden Ring, which isn't saving the streams, and he wonders why he said "days are slow"...

It's ok to admit Phil can make people MATI over his practices, but remember, karma cost him the day 1 release of the PS5, had an ear infection over and over and laid down like a poor baby with a perfect Photoshop of a pacifier in his mouth wondering why is -Horse- I mean wife isn't helping him..

Phil is the perfect reason for anyone who wants to be a content creator, not to follow him and his ways...

I'm fucking off to bed, whew, I'm gonna try and catch up soon and be on more tomorrow

Big Ups d00ds *SNORT*

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Didn't Phil stop with the whole "I'm Italian this, I'm Italian that" schtick in the late 2010s, or am I remembering wrong? He used to never shut up about it, then he just dropped it at some point, now he's back to the "I'm Italian" meme.

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

One of Phil's dumbest rants is against the Git Gud crowd. I can understand that they're insufferable and most people should play Fromsoft games the way they want, but usually that comes from discovering the builds yourself and experimenting. The problem isn't that Phil is using easy builds, it's that he looked up the path of least resistance and is following it blindly. He is also deliberately overleveling...not a problem on its own but he makes such a big deal of it by tackling content way below his current position. People don't want to see him sleepwalk through the game, which is what he's doing. You can make easy content fun by doing it quickly but he plays through it all as if it's all challenging. But of course, he exaggerates it by saying a bunch of idiots want to watch him suffer.

Playing a hard video game isn't fucking suffering.

Also, yeah. I'll admit I didn't know gladius was a Celtic loanword but I had only studied Latin and ancient Greek so I retain knowledge of those and knew nothing of Celtic.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Elden Ring, which isn't saving the streams,

Is anyone keeping a list of everything that was supposed to have saved the stream?

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats.

 

[Michael Janke]

i wonder how often phil upgrades his phones. its possible he gets a new one every year or 2 as its his main gaming platform behind the scenes.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Massive cope rant about the Elden Ring death counter he wants to remove it soo bad. "Just because someone has less deaths than me doesn't mean they are better."

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Some autism.

 

[Dennis Rodman]

Massive cope rant about the Elden Ring death counter he wants to remove it soo bad. "Just because someone has less deaths than me doesn't mean they are better."

He’s right. Theres so many other reasons why the vast majority of the human population is better than him.

 

[Mr Clark]

DSP Tries It: Ancestry DNA Test

I put his Italo nonsense at 15-20% personally. There is the nature vs nuture argument, but Phil fails on both counts. He doesnt have the genetic backing (mother was half italian, born in the US) to be italian nor the cultural backing (italian americans are not italian and have deviated quite a lot) to claim to be italian or even italian american (although he totally doesnt claim it dood).

Not to mention all his ideas of being italian are based on negative racial stereotypes (greasy, gangsters) and what food he eats (pizza). Nothing about Italian family values, beliefs/faith, superstitions, language (including dialects). Fuck he doesnt know anything about italian history, geography or anything he could talk about being Italian except that Italy...exists.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Okay, someone really needs to tell Phil to stop gelling his hair, or wash it more than once a week to get rid of the grease. He's got some serious helmet going on, and despite his wilful ignorance, it's making his hair loss even more noticeable.

Just accept it Phil and shave it. You looked like your buddy Rich before, so you might as well look like it again.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Spoiler: Is it the camera or does he need to see a dentist?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Spoiler: Is it the camera or does he need to see a dentist?

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At this point, Phil needs to see more than a dentist.

 

[Crooked 16th]

The Death Counter is now the same as physically harming Phil.

 

[Pisstrooper]

Phil just outright called his entire audience idiots in plain English... of course the dents have no objection.

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

Some autism.

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This is the dumbest shit imaginable. I stream with way more moving parts than Phil could ever even hope to understand and upgrading OBS has never broken a fucking thing with my setup that couldn't be fixed in like 5 minutes of tinkering.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

OBS has never broken a fucking thing with my setup that couldn't be fixed in like 5 minutes of tinkering.

You do see the problem here....right?

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

This is the dude who not even a week ago was crowing about how ER would signal a new chapter in his channel and bring in so much support.

Some autism.

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Streamer who declared bankruptcy by recording business expenses of 60,000 dollars a year hasn't upgraded his hardware or stream setup in eight years.

This is the dumbest shit imaginable. I stream with way more moving parts than Phil could ever even hope to understand and upgrading OBS has never broken a fucking thing with my setup that couldn't be fixed in like 5 minutes of tinkering.

Even then, it's completely possible to upgrade your setup safely, by keeping apprised of the software and hardware development, learning from experiences of other streamers in the community, keeping backups for important software updates, and methodical testing and troubleshooting.

Things a professional does that DSP has never been able to do.

 

[Pisstrooper]

Some autism.

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Never upgrading until forced to actually causing more work/hassle overall is just too complex of a concept for Phil's caveman brain to comprehend. He seriously has 0 time-horizon, or he considers future-Phil to be an entirely different person/antagonist that he just offloads all work to, because fuck that guy, he's taking tips Phil could have NOW.